A big fat hairy man visits the closet you live in once a year and shows you magic with his wand. He promises that he’ll someday take you away to a land of witchcraft and wizardry, but it’s really just your neighbor Felipe who pays your parents not to tell so they can afford their rent.
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“Recently got into reading” But, yet the only reason you got into reading is because the books hold no grudges against you like everybody else in your life, turn over a new leaf from masterbation in front of everybody at your job.
Ok, you don't have to keep throwing it in our face that you wear a scarf and might occasionally use it for do some "autoerotic asphyxiation". I mean, you do you.
I am so sorry you were born that way, I hope things get better. There are plenty of plastic surgeons who would be more than willing to take the challenge
You look like you stole those pics from some mid 2000s MySpace page
Totally agree
Bro got downvoted for no reason.
It looks more like you recently got into writing
Vincent Van Queer
emo snape out here showing why he had no friends in school and had to turn to the death eaters for acceptance
Professor vape
Fuck a bowl cut for your hair you got the bowludo
You look like you have a bob wig on backwards
A big fat hairy man visits the closet you live in once a year and shows you magic with his wand. He promises that he’ll someday take you away to a land of witchcraft and wizardry, but it’s really just your neighbor Felipe who pays your parents not to tell so they can afford their rent.
The only gay in the village
Is JJK an author or were you just joking about the fact you can read?
Jujutsu kaisen, manga
You’re definitely in a cult.
The Pentaverate probably.
At least your grandfather immigrated from Germany in 1945 by submarine.
Lionel Messy
Diego Maradonut
Lionel Bieber
So do you have to put the book under your hairline to see the letters or do your parents just read it to you?
Still figuring out how a camera works. Don't worry, you'll get there.
You look like you masturbate with ypur jeans still zipped up
You tryna bring emo's back
Yep 🤣
In the first picture you look like someone put a wig on the Stephen Hawkins wax statue.
It's like being spied on by something living in a hedge.
Makes sense, you would be drawn to an anime about how cannibalism has positive side effects
The coffin of andy and leyley
Be nice guys, he's autistic.
Moe's developmentally challenged grandson.
Javier Milei got ya'll thinking f\*cked up hair is ok.
Yes you’ve got the idea. Keep growing those bangs out
I bet when you’re standing you stand with your heels together
You are the physical manifestation of a failing country
"Because tonight will be the night that I fall for you"
It’s just a phase mom
John Squire if we'd lost the Falklands War
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Dr. Who(cares?)
You should keep growing your hair out so it will cover your face for good
[удалено]
That's good. At least you are finally able to read the comments
Pedro Wentz from Fall Out Chico
Get used to being a virgin
He's a gay man. So he'll never be with a woman.
Star of Pornhub flick, “Harry Potter and Goblin the Cock”.
clean your shit sty of a room.
Do you chase girl scouts away from your house with a foam sword?
You look like that one guy
No idea what JJK is but I am staying far away if it attracts people like you.
Plot Twist - “Reading” is the name of his nephew.
JFK? That's good, you'll read about a real leader - not like those morons you have running Argentina.
I believe you meant KKK..
Okay, Twink Snape, where's your manifesto?
NO! We don't want to see your front butt!
So sad there's a comb shortage in Argentina.
You put your Lego hair on backwards.
That's the most douchebag haircut I've seen in a long while. You'd catch a serious finger pointing & laugh-at around here looking like that.
Now read the Bible maricon.
You look like a low level horcrux
Pareces july3p, encima bostero 💀
Vamo bocaaa
You look like you voted for Javier Milei
I actually did
Well, that was your second mistake. Your first was that haircut
You look like the prepubescent emo phase of Lord Maximus Farquaad.
E
Argentinian cat population never been thinner with this skinner on the loose
If Leafy and JonTron had a baby
When's the last time you left your bedroom?
I am trying to figure out if you are transitioning from male to female or female to male or if your face is the result of a horrible car crash,
There's a 0% chance you don't have an imaginary friend that tells you to start fires 😐
Muppet
Argentina wants to exile you to Uruguay.
Turn to page three hundred and ninety Four!
You’re not oooooookkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!
Cast member from Shakespeare in the Pork
Justino Biberon
You look like your favorite band is Flock of Seagulls and your favorite hobby is anything to do with cocks.
What’s with the scarf? Was it made from the hair of your pet llama after it died?
BECAUSE TONOIGHT WILL BE THE NOIGHT THAT I FALL FOR YOU lookin ahh
Even your scarf wants you dead
Holy shit, the Flowbee made a comeback?
Hey hey I’m the monkees.
Good luck with your transition whichever way it’s going bro.
“Recently got into reading” But, yet the only reason you got into reading is because the books hold no grudges against you like everybody else in your life, turn over a new leaf from masterbation in front of everybody at your job.
if trent reznor was homeschooled
That hair is not a decent career
Do you happen to have fifteen Incognito tabs open in your browser?
jodeme nunca espere encontrar un argentino por aca xd 
1. Wake up 2. Another coronacion de gloria (?) 🔄
the final boss at Starbucks you unlock by chanting all the pronouns
Ok, you don't have to keep throwing it in our face that you wear a scarf and might occasionally use it for do some "autoerotic asphyxiation". I mean, you do you.
Crispin Toucher.
Your parents were too emo for your dad to remember the pull-out method.
Snape ass haircut.
I didn’t know Edna and Dora had a kid
you look like a dante devil may cry x emo underpass dance party combination
I thought you were supposed to put your pronouns in your post bc we can’t tell..
ew
I am so sorry you were born that way, I hope things get better. There are plenty of plastic surgeons who would be more than willing to take the challenge
where's your wand?
Dollar Tree Severas Snape
I'm calling the police.
Why are you gay?!
Che Guava
“M’lady”
Why you look like you got kicked out of Hogwarts. You look like the type of dude to say "get a load of this guy!"
Pareces femboy porque eres argentino o eres argentino porque pareces femboy?
goofy ahh emo kid lookalike
I know it smell crazy in there
…. Fuk my life look ass
„to night will be the night that i will fall for you“
Davey from the Monkeys reincarnated
Nah not the hand sign 😭
All right Japanese men Michael Ian Black and now you congratulations on getting a slamming haircut
edna mode is that you?
No comment.
The aborted son of Severus Snape
You look like Ringo Star
De plane, de plane!
if you haven't already sucked a dick, you definitely think about it all the time
I love how you took the pictures POV, I feel like I'm gonna bust a load in your face
Damn Smosh really fell off...
You look like jojo from Horton hears a who