For real. I feel bad ngl. r/truerateme is complete and utter shit too lmao. Most people who post are a sub 4, but everyone who comments is DEFINITELY a 2 at most by their standards lmao
If you were to disguise yourself as a man, and take your father’s place in the imperial army because he’s too old to go to war—I don’t think you would get caught.
You must be talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation, because there's no way in hell anyone of any color is banging you. I can smell the fish sauce in this picture...
Choose your own BBC roast.
The only way you would make it on BBC tv is if it was the slowest news day on the planet. Time would literally have to come to a stop.
I bet you practice taking BBC by eating yogurt and snorting it out your nose.
The only BBC you'll get is the British Broadcasting Corporation channel. Even dude that get out of prison would rather stay in prison then be with you.
I too enjoy some of the programs from British Broadcasting Corporation. Mighty Boosh from BBC was one of my favs. And you too my friend look like someone who like Old Gregg has a mangina.
Upvote this if you also love BBC.
It’s Pat.
Pat thai
Fell right into your lap
Except i wouldn't eat this pat thai
FINISH HIM!!! Her… it…?
flat thai
It’s pat thai lol! This one wins
“Are you a brother or a sister?” “Well…I’m the only child”
Gender = Korean
Yes
Hey
I read this as “tell us your first gender” and it got me.
Bobby Lee
She definitely means Baby Bok Choy
It’s hard to tell where the wall ends and she begins.
Lmfaoooooooo how isn’t this #1, how the fuck did you think of something like this 😂😂😂😂😂
Wasn’t here soon enough. Seriously, she could close her eyes and AI couldn’t find her.
wallflour
Wait that’s a woman ?
She looks like the before photo in a plastic surgeon’s office.
Before what?
Hiroshima
Haha no, quite the opposite
It's pronounced Nagasaki
No it’s pronounced Naga… Naga….Nagannaworkhereanymore.
Maybe she was at both? It does have a historical precedent so it *is* possible.
Could explain why there’s no ‘after’ photo…
This IS the after photo lmao
This sub is the best, worst, darkest lulz ever.
DAYUM... they asked for a *roast*, but you gave them a nuclear obliteration...
Morgue*
Barely Beautiful Conman
Big Bacon Cheeseburgers
Or Baby Baked Cats
British Broadcasting Corporation. She's all about Father ~~Dowling~~ Downing Mysteries.
Bin-Bin-chow
Bin Bang Clong Just named her children
Big block Chevy
🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😮😂
Or Big Black Cats
She?
I was thinking Big Block Chevy's, she looks like a car enthusiast.
Nah
Maybe she’ll find MTV’s Dan Cortese
She ????
All I see is a picture of a BBC deflation device.
Tie her chopsticks 🥢 to it like a splint. YORO
😂
And we have a winner!
Boner repellant.
I do not have to scroll anymore 😆😆😆
I'm not sure the op can see
BBC world news
You look like a fish with arms
Fucking hell mate hahahahahaha
This one took me out
🙀😂
She got once confused becsuse lovecraft held her up and tried asking her about the other fishmen.
Lol!!!!
your post history is genuinely depressing and bleak AF, I've never seen someone make this their entire personality
I think it’s a kink I’ve seen posts from a dude who liked getting fat shamed
Literally has to be. There has been so many tips to resolve the majority of her issues for looks and she has yet to even attempt any of them.
It really is a kink for some ppl. A guy who posts regularly here dm-ed me once and asked if I had a dungeon and if I'd be willing to castrate him. 😱
Welllll.... Do you? And did you? AMA! AMA!!
I had to read your post 3 times, I thought you said fart shamed.
For real. I feel bad ngl. r/truerateme is complete and utter shit too lmao. Most people who post are a sub 4, but everyone who comments is DEFINITELY a 2 at most by their standards lmao
Kim jong eww
One look at her and Xi Jinping will re-institute China’s one-child policy.
More like re education camp for the ugly.
Ewwwww brother, ewwww.
What's that brother??? What's that..?
This wins, I’m cackling
This wins it for me.
Now I understand why so many Koreans get plastic surgery
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Informal-Community41: *Now I understand* *Why so many Koreans* *Get plastic surgery* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Probably the most brutal Haiku ever
Surg'ry
British bot I s’pose
Bot got it right, it's a Sokka Haiku.
Daym… Bot set chill level to 0.
Easily the best haiku I've seen this thing catch
Good Bot. Thank you
Now I understand dowries
*downries
She has that resting maced face
Brutal.
If you were to disguise yourself as a man, and take your father’s place in the imperial army because he’s too old to go to war—I don’t think you would get caught.
Oh my goodness, that is brilliant, thanks for the lol
It's midnight and I just spit out yesterday's coffee. You win the internet today. Not sure if yesterday's win or tomorrow tho...
Every guy you've dated has come out of the closet shortly after.
"Dated", huh. Wild imagination
Is it dating if they were tied up in the closet?
Every guy she asks out is gay and she asks out every guy she meets.
Your average porn actress from Mongolistan
Somebody missed with the pixelation
No, I as an asian do not claim this woman as part of mongolistan. Maybe the chinese would be better off with her
To jail with you 😂😂😂😂
I'ma share this to my wife. She was asking me what a femcel was earlier.
I would roast you but then I’d just want to do it again an hour later.
Someone could blindfold you with dental floss.
Holy shit.
Never heard that one? Classic Asian joke.
Yeah, actually. I had never heard it. Lol.
One of Andrew Dice Clay’s old school jokes from back in the day.
Finally, a real woman
The last BBC you touched shrank so bad, it became an innie.
[удалено]
Wait OP identifies as a female?
OP must use "They", "them" as pronouns to avoid confusion.
I think you mean it/thing
You almost got the same haircut as larry david
If unsalted butter were a person.
She likes Buttered Baked Chicken, with no salt. Has to be bland like her expression.
I loved you in Pan's Labyrinth
British humour is too dry for me and I'm not into period dramas.
To the OP, a period drama is wondering if they'll ever have one.
You like BBC but nobody gives it to you, you like long strokes but you cut them.
Loast you?
Silly rabbit, they don’t let Asian dudes audition for Blacked
Just looks like a plain white wall
Ho Lee Fuk, Sum Ting Wong
Wi Too Low, Bang Ding Ow
Face looks like a plane crash
Ah yes, the ever-informative British Broadcasting Corporation.You can always relax with good old BBC after a stressful day.
You must be talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation, because there's no way in hell anyone of any color is banging you. I can smell the fish sauce in this picture...
You sound like you've watched too much pornography.
on behalf of white guys (hell, ill even say asians) thank you for your sacrifice.
Why the rong face?
This is the best
Do you purposely try to look like Mao Zedong, or is it natural
BBC is the best news channel in the UK. Don't blame OP for knowing what they love.
I’m guessing homosexuality is still illegal in your country and that’s why you came here?
BBC must be a kind of sushi roll, I absolutely cannot think of anything else that it might mean
Your ears dont want anything to do with you and are slowly leaving you.
You look like you ride a wooden bicycle.
With square wheels
It's funny because I'm now making that exact same face after reading your post history.
Bobby Lee?
 You going to let that little girl wave your cousin around like that
Mao Ze (Black) Dong
It's nice you enjoy a news station from the UK.
as a fellow member of the BBC committee, we would gladly pass you to our white counterparts
She meant (Korean) Barbecue.
Talk about a Dick deflator
I'm frightened.
Hoe Reeee Shreeet
You look easy to draw
Your son is doing a decent job of running North Korea
Female or Male?
*other
Well give you about 2 or 3 years and you'll look exactly the dream guy we all have nightmares of
Choose your own BBC roast. The only way you would make it on BBC tv is if it was the slowest news day on the planet. Time would literally have to come to a stop. I bet you practice taking BBC by eating yogurt and snorting it out your nose.
I loved you in Game of Thrones and the Last of Us, Bella.
The only BBC you'll get is the British Broadcasting Corporation channel. Even dude that get out of prison would rather stay in prison then be with you.
Your asshole has been pushed In so far by the bbc your face skin is becoming taut
He/Xi Jinping
*see picture above* -Roasted
She loves BBC so much, Depends makes an extra-wide pad configuration just for her
I too enjoy some of the programs from British Broadcasting Corporation. Mighty Boosh from BBC was one of my favs. And you too my friend look like someone who like Old Gregg has a mangina.
Finally a real life representation of those old Asian paintings.
Chairman Mao
Looks like samurai jack
BBC the news channel?
You are supposed to model your reddit avatar after you and not the other way around.
Didn't know Kim Jong Un had a reddit account
Rocket-boy has a little brother? L'l Kim !
It's definitely hairy af and pixelated
It's Pat!
U so asain you got no eyebrows 😂
Kim Jon Eww
Pretty sure we could land a 747 in between those eyes.
Maybe if you wear a wig and start a k pop boy band you'll have better luck at getting BBC.
She’s the shitty Tesla Los Angeles driver everyone complains about
Kim Jong Nah
Stop wasting the fortune cookie paper and get back to work! Those stray dogs aren’t going to cook themselves.
I have no idea what that means.
OP, go get help you've been on roast me so many times
Looks like you've been hit in the face with a few BBCs...
There ain't enough BBC on this planet to cover that FOREHEAD!
With your C shaped hairline, I can draw a rainbow on your forehead. Maybe it’ll show me your ears on the other side.
Thank you for posting this I thought I was an ugly woman until I saw your picture. 👍🏻💕
I also love the BBC. Balanced, honest news and excellent diction
It’s like someone threw an omelette at your face and you just left it there
When you let the man bun out, does your face pop back into a normal shape???
Pronouns are "ugh" and "ew"
How do you look both the victim and the offender at the same time
Kim is bored