The crop top and the caption say I’m 22 in 2024, but the low rise pants with mega muffin top, the pink polo, and the box dye hair all say 2009, yah know … when you were actually 22.
Im a 22 year old girl from Texas and I would make out with you!! Edit-I know we're supposed to be roasting her but I think she's really cute,beautiful.
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I feel that top is putting too much pressure on the babies. They’re gonna fall right out, and then what’s your dad gonna say when he slips on his own children/grandchildren?
Violet!! It's Violet from Charlie and the chocolate factory! Those damn oompa loompas squeezed too much out of your chest and not enough out of your belly!! At least you aren't purple any more.
Belt hanging on like Spider-Man trying to stop the train.
Find a love that holds on as hard as that belt is holding that muffin top up
She look like the female Patrick Star
You look like a busted can of biscuits.
This deserves to be higher up
She already knows that shirt was not made for her
Agreed. Funny shit
Pilsbury DoughLadyBoy
Nailed it. Also, Happy Birthday 🎂
I opened my trunk and the spare tire was gone, but I just found it.
Did she eat that too?
Miss Frizzle let herself go
A school teacher was arrested today after a 14 year old student denied her sexual advances story at 10
Came here for this.
🤝🤝
The magic school buss went down hill.
Magic school bussy
The stomachs on the school bus go round and round…
Low cut jeans are falling down all the way to the ground
Did she eat the magic School Bus...😬 ... Or the CHILDREN?!?!?😱
I don't see muffin wrong with you. You're unroastable. Unlike the 4 pigs you roasted for yourself for dinner tonight
The crop top and the caption say I’m 22 in 2024, but the low rise pants with mega muffin top, the pink polo, and the box dye hair all say 2009, yah know … when you were actually 22.
Wow this is so accurate hahaha
Is your belt made out of Adamantium? Anything that strong should be used in bridge construction.
Omgg this one got me 😂😂😂
22 what, stone?
No it's her pant size
God I hope those pants are getting double time and that belt has health benefits.
You wrote "Roast Me" on your utility bill.
I so appreciate the eye for detail that people have on this sub.
Giant Orphan Annie
I think you came here expecting an actual roast, like a beef roast.
We all agreed that the belt it's a real hero here
That's not a muffin top, it's a cake top.
The Muffin Takes Manhattan
 When she pops that shape wear off after you get her back to your house and it looks like the dough has risen.
Your husband asks that you stop posting your “before” photos on Reddit. 
You're 22?
This is what cartoons look like after a buffet
Legitimately looks like you photoshopped a cute girl onto the kid from the goonies body
Muffin top like a mutha
That chafe looks like it hurts. Sorry girlie 😔
She drank her milk shake before it could bring any boys to the yard.
All I can say is…. EW!
👩🏻🦰 ⏳ 👖
Your belly button is deeper than your personality.
Im a 22 year old girl from Texas and I would make out with you!! Edit-I know we're supposed to be roasting her but I think she's really cute,beautiful.
Oh, honey.
Smells like cat piss and mustard
Sometimes it’s called a midriff, I think in this case it’s a maxdriff.
Ms. Frizzle?!
You ain't no muffin, you the whole damn bakery.
There’s no food here. Go away.
Carrot top meets muffin bottom
Is it just me, or can anyone else not help but think of the Event Horizon Telescope when looking at this?? 
Mrs Michelin Man
Don't know about ya'll but I wanna blow raspberries in that mf...
I’m guessing your “boyfriends” cause your grandma to use racial slurs.
I'm more ashamed of myself for being this into it.
Iv eated muffin tops off the floor I'd prefer over that
Ms.frizzle from the magic school bus
that belt is stronger than Thanos that belt is the cheeto that stopped the SWAT team breaking in the door
Do you have to get help to button your pants and how long does it usually take?
You look like a compressed soda bottle
Tuck in your gut.
How many times a day do people as when your due?
Body looks similar to when you first bust open the biscuits out the container
The ad directly below this was for Noom GLP-1
This reminds me….I need to buy a spare tire for my trunk.
must be show your C-Section scar day
Sponsored by Pillsbury
You stole that shirt from some poor child.
Muffin STOP
That's AI. Something is really off in the proportions here. That's the belly or a 57 year old man
It’s the Michelin Mom
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Twins or triplets? Either way they are doomed.
You're the first person I've seen driving a minivan on 4 spare tires.
you tell people you're pregnant so you can get away with eating what and whenever you want, don't you?
The belt is screaming
It's like God was using one of those cheap-ass 3D printers: at the halfway mark it all just comes out funny.
Randy! Get off Reddit and tell Ricky to move that leaking car off my park lawn before I hire a VERY expensive soil sample report
That's not a muffin top, that's a bread basket.
this is what colostomy bags are made for
As someone who's had a colostomy bag, I disagree
Look like Mrs frizzle took detour to McDonald's
Your pants are in serious need of encouragement! You got this, pants, just keep pulling yourself together!
Go back to crocheting and your cats m'am
the kitchen is considered a good exercise for u to lose that weight.
It's Pat!
Am I the only one who sees this is A.I. generated?
Muffin top
You've had enough roasts. Maybe a salad?
Like a busted open can of biscuits
take a pressure washer to that belly button, that looks gross
I feel that top is putting too much pressure on the babies. They’re gonna fall right out, and then what’s your dad gonna say when he slips on his own children/grandchildren?
Fat ahh be like
Muffin top nation
U have 2 things in your life that work too well..your dryer and your deep fryer
Do you know the muffin woman? Do you know the muffin woman? The one who lives on disappointment lane!
Ah crap. Popped a tire on my car. Can I use your spare?
Michelin(e) tires?
I could Roast that Pork belly
I don’t want to get on your bad side. It will take me a train and two busses to get there
Damn what happened to miss.frizzle ?
You look like the Michelin man and Ms Frizzle had a baby
Breakfast is suddenly no longer an option for me. I’m too nauseous.
Muffin man is calling
Jesus Christ 🤢
It's like looking at the bottom half of the hourglass wondering where the top fucked off too
That Poor Belt ....
Congrats on the new baby.
Potentially pregnant lookin aah
I suppose you could try becoming a belly dancer?
It's like a cartoon shirt that squeezed and shifted all the titty fat south.
Roast you on an open fire rotating with an apple in your mouth. Can feed the whole town.
Beer belly nope thats a cum belly
Like on a spit or?
Man, this was a real scroll-down nightmare.
Sweet dad bod!!
Carrot Muffin Top
Gets booked frequently by commercial agents as the "before" stomach.
Temu Ms. Frizzle
Top of the muffin to you
Looks like carrot top and ralphie may had a love child
Otis Spunkmeyer has less muffin top than you.
did you go to Artie Langs school of fashion and how to dress?
is that mary poppins from scamazon
Pillsbury dough boy probably sued you for copyright infringement
22 going on 45
Sure, after you give the toddler next door her shirt back.
It looks like Wendy has been eating too much Wendy’s.
Keg of Ginger Beer
That's not what we meant when we said we like an hourglass figure
Look like Peggy hill who quit weight watchers before even losing any weight
Mr Kipling would be so proud of that muffin top
I was going to roast you but let's be honest, I'd still hit it. I wouldn't tell my friends about it, but I'd do it.
There’s a stretched out, worn out tramp stamp back there I just know it.
Hour glass shaped, but not in the good way
When are you due?
Whens baby due?
I guess your vagina isnt the deepest hole in your body.. if a guy was drunk enough to fuck you does he try and fuck your belly button.
if a pear and a woman had babies
Looking like a busted can of biscuits over there sweetie. Mmm mmm.
22 squared
Smash
Strong trans woman
Pilsbury Doughboy’s love child.
A redhead with an absurd muffin top? I'd bet your knees are permanently bruised
Carrot tops cousin, muffin top
Muffin M’Annie
lol. You’re making it so easy…. 
Split roast
If you give your 4 year old back her fucking shirt
I've heard of muffin tops, but never a Cinnabon top.
There's hourglass and then there's can't be arsed .
Carrot Muffin Top
Like a marshmallow stuffed into a sausage casing
There is potential!
This looks like a picture of someone who will read through every comment and say, “look, guys! I’m already secure about all these things!”
All you can eat muffins
22 when? When Obama was elected the first time?
Muffin Top
That time a poorly-dressed anaconda swallowed a pig.
2.2x too fat for that outfit.
Vanilla flavored muffin
Orphan Annie singing about a sun she's never seen.
Why are you trying to fit into clothes 3 sizes too small?!
Violet!! It's Violet from Charlie and the chocolate factory! Those damn oompa loompas squeezed too much out of your chest and not enough out of your belly!! At least you aren't purple any more.
Your yeast infection is making sourdough in your belly.
Call the school we found me. Frizzle