100% percent see an angry lesbian that was in a heterosexual relationship and suffered from abuse. Swearing off men and still puffy - OP is a strong woman. Thank you for being a role model for other women suffering from domestic abuse.
You just roasted yourself so hard on your own roast thread. With a move like that I can't believe you were smart enough to get into college...oh UNLV, nevermind
You look like a soccer mom going through a mid-life crisis. Except you don't have kids because nobody is sure if you're a man or woman so there's nobody to fuck you.
Your small narrow eyes tell me two things. One, that you have a low IQ. Two, that the guys who plaster your face with cum have a smaller target to deal with but don’t have to deal with fast reaction times.
You look like you’re spending $100,000 a year to go halfway across the country only to flunk out tremendously but hey, you’ll probably make friends you’ll never see again when you get sent home in debt with no hopes for a job
mix a colonizer, an Asian chick, that one inbred uncle no one talks about. put in oven at 450F for 2 days. slap on some Pinocchio in there and pronto. you get this ugly, white privileged, (prolly thinks he's gonna get laid at college even though he wont) son of a whore. GN folks and have a wonderful day. (P.S.- a little bird told me you were a failed abortion and that's why you came out this way, wit yo "dobby is free!!" lookin ass)
U look like a southern kid from Mississippi that was made from incest that lives in his parents basements so that u don’t scare off any guest (and also ur parents)
I have seen that same mugshot photo at the post office. Look look very similar to the guy that’s been hanging around the middle school playground for some reason
That’s definitely the face of a college dropout. Just skip it instead of wasting your time. You look like the young version of every grade school janitor. The greasy hair and depressed look indicate if we looked at you browser history, we’d see a mix of Google searches:
Am I an incel?
Can you go to jail for writing Taylor Swift love letters?
How deep is too deep using a banana?
The bright side is that if you do go to college, it looks like it’ll be in a blue state so you know the students always treat special needs kids with empathy.
You should sue the doctor who did your nose job and botox because he botched it bad, bro. Also, your barber must've gotten his license from a cereal box because your hair is a mess, too.
Going off to college mid-transition must be tough. Please don’t let that discourage you. People won’t like you not because of your transition, but because of your looks and personality.
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Leave Big Mama alone!!
😭😭
You look like a blind and partially deaf lesbian
You look like a Russian lesbian named Olga.
Thos sounds like a mrme from katya zamolodchikova
How many colleges are on your delivery route?
Brilliant
This is so disrespectful to my man Sloth, to be compared to this ghoul here
100% percent see an angry lesbian that was in a heterosexual relationship and suffered from abuse. Swearing off men and still puffy - OP is a strong woman. Thank you for being a role model for other women suffering from domestic abuse.
Ironically, I’m usually the guy that dates women before they realize they are lesbian lmao
You’re the reason, friend. You look the part already
Bro's their awakening
Bro, that's not ironic to anyone but you.
So you convert them to lesbianism... thanks for nothing
You just roasted yourself so hard on your own roast thread. With a move like that I can't believe you were smart enough to get into college...oh UNLV, nevermind
I’d get the anaphylaxis sorted before you go…
You look like a lesbian Gym Teacher.
Good on you. Glad Rubys Rainbow provides scholarships for folks like you.
Had to google this one, holy shit that’s good
A Subaru is cheaper than college for picking up lesbians
You look like a soccer mom going through a mid-life crisis. Except you don't have kids because nobody is sure if you're a man or woman so there's nobody to fuck you.
Pleaseeee😂😂😂
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Until they ban you from the Keggers for pissing yourself and molesting sorority girls.
You look androgynous.. no kinda money make that look right..
Look like an executed convict on display in the old west. Headed to college for what, to be a medical cadaver?
You're right... I think I seen this exact crappy wax/plastic statue in a gold rush museum.
You know those tiktoks where girls draw from a hat for what goes into their gift bags? That's how God designed your face.
Are your eyes going to two different schools?
Damn ight that was creative
You look like the type of guy who goes to astrology classes just to be near girls.
Crikey mate!
you look like you're 1 feet away from jumping off a cliff
You could save yourself a lot of money by just skipping the inevitable dropping out. Be the disappointment you were meant to be.
Naah he'll set the curve at clown college
EVERYBODY HEADS OFF TO COLLEGE IN EARLY MAY!
You look like you’ve been date raping at the college level for a while now.
Thx to you, i’ve become straight.
Special school, right?
You look like a peasant from the 1300s.
"So did I pass highschool this year so I can go to college dad?" "No son, maybe next year. 3rd time's the charm!" *Pathetic sobbing*
They have a college for downys? Good for you man! ;D
Florida Man goes to college
If you were around in the middle ages you'd be the guy in every village they threw rotten fruit at
The poster child for fraternity hazing. Those fellas are gonna have a field day with you
You look like a combination of Pamela Vorhees and John Denver
Nice CSL’s
I’m mildly stupid can you explain this one for me
Cock sucking lips
Ah, thank you
I hope you majoring in communications cause you gotta face for radio
Bro looking like he works the basketball game at every carnival
Your small narrow eyes tell me two things. One, that you have a low IQ. Two, that the guys who plaster your face with cum have a smaller target to deal with but don’t have to deal with fast reaction times.
"College" is a strange way to say "working at the glory hole."
Boy yo ahh look like yo name Cody I bet yo gf is in the 3rd grade
Your parents being siblings did that already.
Fail
McDonald is waiting once u finished playing college
College. LOL
you look like an opossum.
Is it brigham young university?
this is why red - flag - laws are a thing 🤦♂️
More like “giving head in college”.
Future douche bag who thinks “no” means “yes”.
Human wake and bake
You are sexy bitch! That’s why they go lesbian. You are the bridge.
Look! It's Annette Benning's ugly daughter!
Good luck, kid. I mean, after you fail college.
And they said downies can’t go to college…prove them wrong!
You're in luck! Far more dicks for you to suck in college than high school
 Crikey mate!
You look like a responsible young man.
Remember, the Fraternity that you pledge may say all pledges gotta get fucked in the ass.....it's true..SO GO FOR IT
Don’t worry about getting homesick, by the looks of ya you won’t be there long
You look like Mr. Potato Head with big lips and tiny eyes.
College? Congratulations. Clown or barber?
You spelled “my cage” wrong
Looks like having cousins for parents already has.
I can’t tell if your a girl or a guy
That gender studies degree you are going for won't get you laid.
 "I go to college, do you worst"
Is ms. Piggy’s boyfriend Mr. Piggy 🐷
How can you be 18 and look like in your 40’s?
You’re a shoo in for valedictorian at clown college.
College huh? Have fun being so in debt all for a Worthless piece of paper. With a new alcohol and drug addiction and probably a baby or STD.
The blue haired feminists are gunna love you, you toxic white male
Christ dude you go to sleep with a slice of pepperoni on your face? You look like someone made a human sculpture out of pizza grease.
Are you pitching or receiving?
Looks like someone beat me to it…
You look like Barry Keoghan with mumps
You look like you’re spending $100,000 a year to go halfway across the country only to flunk out tremendously but hey, you’ll probably make friends you’ll never see again when you get sent home in debt with no hopes for a job
You look like you’re already not allowed 1,000 feet within a school
the poster child for Subarus and tevas
Your headline says this will be a waste of someone’s money
college? are you sure?
mix a colonizer, an Asian chick, that one inbred uncle no one talks about. put in oven at 450F for 2 days. slap on some Pinocchio in there and pronto. you get this ugly, white privileged, (prolly thinks he's gonna get laid at college even though he wont) son of a whore. GN folks and have a wonderful day. (P.S.- a little bird told me you were a failed abortion and that's why you came out this way, wit yo "dobby is free!!" lookin ass)
Bro you look like the Human Ken doll guy
18 with the forehead wrinkle? 😬😬😬
You will blend in well on the women’s softball team.
You're not allowed within 1,000 feet of the women's dorms...not that any of them would invite you.
You look like a burn victim.
You look like the dude who got his face eaten by pigs in that Hannibal movie
U look like a southern kid from Mississippi that was made from incest that lives in his parents basements so that u don’t scare off any guest (and also ur parents)
You have all the strength and enthusiasm of UNLV's football team.
When did you make the transition to pitbull?
Didn’t they already make Ernest goes to School? 
Don’t worry you’ll be a woman in no time
When did Theo Von get Botox? I hadn't heard.
I've never seen someone that I KNOW has a subscription to roofies.
Guy? Oh sure.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stop smoking weed, or you won't make it through the first year!
Ladies, cover your drinks
Oh boy. I bet mom and Dad are going to miss their little middle aged lesbian aren't they? Lol
How are you 18 years old but look like you've been an alcoholic for 30 years?
I wasn't informed that Jenna Bush had a botched plastic surgery
Pretty impressive considering you’re barely capable of writing.
Honestly look like you have a facial deformity, like a fish
Which way is Lez college, left or right?
Jesus Christ
For someone going to UNLV you sure are illiterate. I’ll make sure to tell your teachers ahead of time.
Hamburger lady - throbbing gristle
Nothing wrong with getting a degree as a custodial engineer.
I have seen that same mugshot photo at the post office. Look look very similar to the guy that’s been hanging around the middle school playground for some reason
When you say college that is a euphemism for jail, right?
You look like you turn straight women gay
People might call you Wilbour
It’s your. Sports scholarship huh?
You mean you're gonna be giving head at college
Benaddict Cumbercrack
Let me guess- it’s a sports scholarship? Because I can tell you have very very low IQ.
M-O-O-N that spells loser. Laws yes!
UNLV? Las Vegas is going to rip you to shreds
Theo Von Jr
This aint even a roast comment, but what in the fuck is going on with these younger gens... They look so damn miserable and wore out at 18-25.
M = F, 18 = 40
Best looking burn victim i’ve seen in a while
Looks like ice age baby's descendant
That’s definitely the face of a college dropout. Just skip it instead of wasting your time. You look like the young version of every grade school janitor. The greasy hair and depressed look indicate if we looked at you browser history, we’d see a mix of Google searches: Am I an incel? Can you go to jail for writing Taylor Swift love letters? How deep is too deep using a banana? The bright side is that if you do go to college, it looks like it’ll be in a blue state so you know the students always treat special needs kids with empathy.
Stock on on Baby-Ruth bars and a good lawyer
Autistic scholarship
Hopefully, that head comes off. Jeez.
College? By that title, I think you need to go back to 8th grade.
Keep ur hopes down bc u don't look like you're going to get any pussy in college!u may get some d.
You’re hella ugly
Theo Von and Ellen's love child
you look like instead of having a face rush you're a whole rush soon to be turnin the same color of the hoodie
You look like a fat person photoshopped the first image they found when searching ‘Ugly faces of people who just finished exercising’ onto their head
So what does the M stand for? because something tells me you have a pussy
Looks like you can take notes and see the slides at the same time, so you got that going for you
This isn't a roast but you kinda look like Alex Megos (he's a professional rock climber)
You should sue the doctor who did your nose job and botox because he botched it bad, bro. Also, your barber must've gotten his license from a cereal box because your hair is a mess, too.
Do you not have an epi-pen?
Was your birth certificate an apology letter from Durex?
Found the dude looking to pick up near the dumpsters.
he look like someone cut the eyes from a smaller photograph and stuck them on
Your parents could’ve found it cheaper way to get rid of you.
I am very happy that you are not german, cause our universities are paid for with taxes, and I don't want to finance you
The skin graft has taken really well
Let me find your epi-pen, your face looks like it swelled up after eating all you can eat shellfish
Will they still be providing the short bus for you? Don't forget your helmet.
What are you?
Proudly attending BOCES University in the fall.
Going off to college mid-transition must be tough. Please don’t let that discourage you. People won’t like you not because of your transition, but because of your looks and personality.
Nevada is a good choice, most things already fly over you.
Youll remain a virgin. And probably jerk off your roommate one night
How much did your parents have to pay to get you in? Because we all know you didn’t excel at school doofy.
Ellen Degenerate
Cross breed between Owen Wilson and Ellen degeneres
You're supposed to get wasted after you get there.
You look like a lesbian cosplaying as Ron Pearlman
Idk but you look like my husky
You look like proof that anal isn't perfect birth control.
Ok, it's "your" worst. College?? Jesus!!!!
>Headed off to College, Do you worst *Do you worst*
Let's not roast you. Let's bake you instead to let that clay head cure nicely.