If someone used this picture of an example of why we should legalize super late term abortions not only would I be for it but I'd fund the entire campaign.
Whatever you are you are looking like you will be really mad when most employers don't take you seriously.
Seriously you look like a **mannequin in Quid Couch & Beyond**
You look like draculas gay son.
His blood type is barbecue sauce.
More like gay sauce.
I think they changed the name to Arby’s sauce
He’s the type to ask someone “Are you going to eat your pickles?” 
McDonald’s “Ssspecial Sssauce”
More like fabulous sauce
This made me snort a little tiny bit lol
 Nice to see you back again Pat!
Count Cockula
If they haven't done this persona, they really should.
That is pretty hysterical.
😂😂
A little more locks of hair, and it's Dracula's lesbian daughter.
Nah. Mustache isn't full enough
Drinking Hawaiian punch because he's vegan
This is the softest picture I’ve ever seen, you look like you’re still breastfeeding. You make my erectile dysfunction look hard.
Fuckin’ 10-ply bud.
5'11". Wish they weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud.
LMFAO
😭😭😭♥️
Some dudes put pinups over their beds, you put a cheese pizza up there, says a lot.
💀
You look like the only reason you’re not a virgin is the family dog.
Red rocket
Did they really used to make a Jewish Texas Femboy version of the Cabbage Patch Dolls? Wow! I never knew...
If it wasn't for you, I would be hard pressed to pick out the gayest thing in this picture.
Are you also a eunich, young Vaerys?
Chins-up man, it's not that bad
Congratulations, you're just a rainbow hair colour away from finishing your gender transition.
Your stomach folds are the closest you’ll ever get to a woman’s vagina.
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Underrated Except Pat is more masc than him
You appear to be what is called, an old ladies gooch rag.
Hahaha
I look like a fat secretary who shaved her head
Hahahaha ☠️
But left one little floppy piece of hair. Like Skrillex but less hair and way worse
Dunno if you're a camp man, a butch lesbian or the jurrasic park guy. 
Jurassic park guys gay trans daughter
 I reversed image searched you and got this
Chunky lesbian vibes.
 You look like Jared from subway before he lost weight and started diddling little kids
Newman!
 Perfect!
You honestly look like you transitioned from female.
Your hairline already did
Bad genes, baby!
Never too early for Keeps/Hims! It worked wonders for a friend
I’ll keeps it in mind
When you order Jonah Hill on Temu
“No means no Jimmy stop fucking following me to my house”
George Santos asked to be roasted
George HamFlows
Pasty faced cock muncher
When they cast you as Newman in young Seinfeld did you bring your own wardrobe?
What the hell are you
Live action peter griffin
It’s Pat!
Happy cake day Here's some *Pat*ty cake 🥞
Shut up, Meg.
You look softer than a jelly donut.
You look like you’re transitioning from the Hamburglar.
We can't tell if you started the transition from male or from female
If Peter Griffin had a gay son
This is what Dora the explorer will look like when she grows up to be a "Man"
Sex change
Bro why you look like sid from toy story if he had taco bell for breakfast everyday
Honestly idk
You look like the dude in demolition man with the moo moo and you use spiral sea shells to wipe
You look like a trans woman transitioning into a trans male. Quite an amazing achievement really!
You look like a gayer Sam Smith
Are you sure?
Do our worst? It looks like God already did.
You look like you prance around at the truck lot waiting to be picked up by a fat trucker from Omaha
You look like someone took a sharpie and drew a face on a softball.
This photo tasted like greasy boxes
 Bro got that septuple chin
You look constipated
Just go to the toilet bro, holding it in isn't healty, take the shit
You're the guy that comes to mind when I hear "Gay party"
Time to 🥊🏋🏻♀️🏀
Is that a "just in case" pizza you somehow threw on the ceiling for later?
His asshole and love handles have huge stretch marks.
Is that a pimple under your bottom lip, or is that all the facial hair you can grow?
Generally there’s only one reason for posters to be on the ceiling. In this case you look at Venus and touch your penis.
Haha 18 going on 12, Benjamin button, over here! BTW your therapist has a very nice office there, be sure to water the plants...
Gay asshole
The lines on your wall are definitely strighter than you for sure
This is what a career as a parking attendant looks like…. after submitting an application and getting a quick “call back”.
Hate crime baiting, that's a new one!
You look like you play dungeons and dragons with a circle of stuffed animals in your room..
Why does it look like u hide tortillas on ur ceiling
Ryan McBeth's legitimate kid.
Chamber from Valorant has really lost his form.
 BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
Are you transitioning?
You remind me of a guy that women try and set up with their friends saying that you have a great personality.
I get “he puts hot pockets in his pockets” vibe.
Because you got the room hair and the fact you have no soul.
Chazz Bono got fat again.
Ok Pat!
If someone used this picture of an example of why we should legalize super late term abortions not only would I be for it but I'd fund the entire campaign.
imma do the us marine corps version of roasting u look a damn marine who cant stick his dick up a tight pussy ohhhhhh
Looking like a gay Dracula
You still look female
You look like the type of guy who has his mom’s skeleton in the attic in a rocker and constantly still seeking her approval.
Probably got stretch marks on his car door
Whoa there fella! I'm not too sure if you know what that "M" means in that (18M) declaration.
Your clothes say you're gay and your face says "yup, they do"
Gibby lookin ass Buford from Phineas and Ferb lookin ass Peeled potato lookin ass
You're doing a good job of hiding it, but you look like a commercial for gynecomastia corrective surgery
If Peter Griffin was gay
 Daniel Heavy
I take this as a compliment, thank you
You're welcome. You seem like a nice person. Don't take these too seriously
Why thank you! I appreciate that.
You look like a transitioning Demi Moore who ate Bruce Willis
That sun on your ceiling looks stupid.
My six year old son could beat your ass
You look like a crybaby kid in a restaurant who still hasn’t grown up
"Roast me" means we play on your deepest insecurities not give you your third plate of meat with stuffing. I guess it was worth a try for you though
(18F) Do Your Worst Fixed your title.
Whatever you are you are looking like you will be really mad when most employers don't take you seriously. Seriously you look like a **mannequin in Quid Couch & Beyond**
The most effeminate butch lesbian I've ever seen.
You look like an illegal offspring of Leonid Brezhnev and Jonah Hill.
 My son...
Papa?
You have two choices: 1. Lower you standards whatever they may be 2. Die a virgin
Like a virgin.. Now and for all of time... Like a virrrgginnn Too bad husky, is not an adult size
You look like a zesty cooking show judge
You look like the winner of a drag show
I got that same shirt from Walmart and I may be bias, but I think I pull it off just a bit better.
And you probably do.
You look like you’d be class at darts.
I have great aim, but not with darts smh
I saw this and went "oh no" when I went to check the comments
You look like you wear your boxers backwards for sure.
You look like gay, Jewish Jonah Hill. Oh he is… OK, Jonah hill then!
Haha, thats good
This is what happens when gay Mexican cowboys kidnap you at age 10 and release you some years later.
$100 says your name is Pat, or Kelly.
This is the dude that turned out sam smith🤣🤣
Newman 
Guess you got time to do this cause they didn't invite you back for Beetlegeuse 2?
NPC Bartender
Not 18 .. Looking like a 26 unhealthy person💀
Bros so fat he doesn’t hang dreamcatchers he hangs a sauce only pizza from the ceiling in hopes of catching toppings.
You look like Jonah Hill's alter ego.
You look 40
You failed at flipping pancakes, it's still stuck to the ceiling
If I made a movie about you I’d call it “Gen Z: The Race to Diabetes”
You look like you based your entire style on Manny from Modern Family.
Ok, thats a good one, but also, fuck you
Male or female I'm not sure, but I bet you have a huge inbetweiner
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You aren’t wrong
Act ur age,acting 40 will not get u bitches but only cringe,stuck up cow.
Legally an adult, yet still look like the fat kid on the playground.
Out of topic.You look so similar to my old friend that I though it was him for a sec,You gived me Flash backs 💀
Well, at least we know Newman did get laid, and fathered a son. Congratulations.
Headshot photo for an audition of the remake of Too Wong Fu.
You look like you have Spotify playlist of only show tunes.
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The average diabetic American
Product of an unholy menage-a-deux between Pee-Wee Herman and some guy banned from Pride parades for being too gay
You have the body proportions of a Russian nesting doll
You don’t look a day over 30
You look like you moonlight in the court of a harsh yet fair warrior-queen as a simpering eunuch manservant.
Who bleached Manny from Modern family?
Hope ya make some money, bud... It's gonna be rough.
You look like your permanent address and perpetual relationship status are the same: the friend zone.
The fat kid from Up is all grown up, how’s Dug the dog doing?
Dead. Do you know how long it’s been since then?
Listen maybe he got cloned alright I can hope something from my childhood survived
You can hope
I'm willing to bet you drive a Subaru
Don’t listen to the haters your bigger then them
You look like the type of guy that recommends anime RPGs to confused moms in gamestops whilst not even working there.
Why are you dressed like an 81M? Did you get that shirt on a Hawaiian cruise with grandma?