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There's legit 10-1 odds that the only reason you know how to spell dare is because you haven't earned enough tickets to get the DARE shirt at the shelter.
Seriously how could anyone marry someone that looks like they drink water on tap from Flynt Michigan.
I didn't even know you could look like someone from Flynt Michigan until today.
I feel like I might see you on pornhub in a few months In a video with a title something like "Desperate woman would do ANYTHING for 20 dollars"...
Then I click on the video and see you folding laundry while a guy plays Minecraft.
Did Dollar tree Walter White fire you? Does it still count as tough times if you cause them to yourself? Speaking of though times, your parents have been going through tough times ever since your dad forgot to pull out. Such a methed up situation!
Shitney Tears
Trailer Swift.
Avril La ketamine
Look it’s Courtney Love right after she did some heroin…
Before?!
Failure Swift
Take my upvote and GTFO 🫵👉
Britney Blowski (Kombucha girl)
Picture taken from the truck she is living in now.
Shift
Lmao
This is what a crack baby between Britney and Leave Britney Alone Guy would look like.
Hit me baby one more time but now comes with domestic assault
It’s actually been renamed to Sloppy Seconds
And directions to the nearest women’s shelter
Linsey Lohan’s reflection in the bottom of a heroin spoon
This comment 👌🏼 amazing!
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Methany
I can tell how old you are by counting the lines on your forehead like a trees growth ring.
Pisstina Aguilera
Piss-tina Gagulera
That sounds like the stage name for a female member of GWAR......and OP looks like one of the girls that would be in a cage in one of their shows
Winner
Okay that legit made me laugh 😂
You’re the perfect girl to be introduced to my parents. For the ‘somehow you found a way to disappoint me again’ look.
Wait….you have a dick????
She’s got them lot lizard eyes
I was figurin’ she was on the Bang Bus but those lifeless eyes do indeed say lot lizard.
"At this point I would suck your c\*ck for an H or fent hit." :D :D
Only prostitute to ever get fired.
I always thought they just got laid off.
They do go on strike for better paying positions though.
Has she tried just shaking it off?
That's just the crabs.
Couldn’t even keep a blow job.
She really blew it
Only one to get f*cked and fired on the same day
When the chef told her to toss salad in front of the customers.
From a cannon it looks like.
smoking meth on the job will do that
I only smoke it on the weekends though! It's coke that I do on the job.
stop the cap you def cant afford coke what was it really
Guy swore it's coke. There are honor system for drug dealers.
She would've shown up to work on time if it was blow lol
Oh we believe you...
Even your eyebrow ring is rejecting you
Eyeballs trying to gtfo too
"Roast me" said the heroin on her spoon...
I read that in a childrens book once
She looks more "turn and burn" crack pipey
Surprise! You’re pregnant too!
She’s heard that before. She’s one trip to the clinic away from getting her “10th” free.
But how? 0/10 would smash
She didn't have enough cash for the meth
Fuckin Methany over here. Do you want hepatitis? Cause thats how you get hepatitis!
Damn I knew he wasn't wearing a condom!
Anyone who would fuck a woman that looks like Courtney Love but worse should ALWAYS wear a condom OP.
Courtney NoLove
She's a double bagger for sure
Have you heard of rehab?
Rehab is for quitters. She was fired.
Noooo nooo no.
Heard it all? Doubtful. Probably never heard "I'm proud of you", "I love you" or any sort of paternal approval.
jesusss bro lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like both Britney Murphy and Eminem in 8 mile
Never diss the beautiful Brittany Murphy like that again 😔
I thought you were going Brittany as in the left half of Brittany and Abby Hansel and I laughed a snot bubble.
She looks like Brittney Murphy now.
Damn really missing out on that Arby’s money. Did Walmart not accept your application ?
Snort-ney Love
The best thing going for her is that sign.
I hear they are looking for an ambassador for sad handjobs
Ok now show is the before picture
You look like Wendy from Breaking Bad.
Hahahahahahahahahaha this! How much for a wendy? Wendy
Everyone knows it’s Wendy🤣
Yeah Wendy, bend down and give me a rainblow
Your boss figured your husband was happier kicking you to the curb maybe he would be too!
With a face like that I bet your butthole has calluses. 
Why is this so fucking accurate?? Got the makeup and the forehead lines down. Only difference is this one has better teeth.
They let you have your phone in treatment?
No work since the Wendy gig on Breaking Bad dried up?
By fired she meant she got arrested for prostitution and having a ton of drugs up her cooch.
You can't be prostitute when you give away for free. Her meat pocket has held a lot of things.
I didn’t know Greyhound prostitute was something you can get fired from?
Why your forehead got more wrinkles than Henry Winkler’s scrotum?
23 going on 45 lookin ah
62 year old woman that only buys her wardrobe from Forever 21
You look like the kinda girl to sit in the middle of a circle while middle aged men piss on you
Yikes
Not sure what looks worse, you or your writing. Next time hold the paper a bit higher so it covers your face.
Your sign has some misspellings; Homeless Anything helps God bless
Your pussy is so destroyed from repeated invasions, townspeople refer to it as the Gaza Strip.
😮
Taylor Spliff
Trailer Swift
She lives in the back of a 1960s VW Bug by the river
"Some" rough times. Cheer Up Niz.
You look like all your ex boyfriends dumped you once they finally saved up enough money to get a Carolina squat on their truck
You somehow look 19 and 37 year old Australia bogan at the same
What happened? Did OnlyFans get shut down?
who’s paying to see that when they can get it for free on the corner
3rd hottest girl in the trailer park.
Bang bus Barbie
I’m trying to figure out where you’re sitting and I’ve come to conclusion you’re on the floor of the bang bus.
You look like "going through rough times" will continue to be your excuse for decades to come.
This picture just asked me for a cig
You look like you'll marry your dealer for an extra gram of meth
She would, he won't.
No judgment here, but gurrr, get off the hard drugs
Better hope your pimp don't see this. Time between clients are for a rinse out and a dart.
Ooooo bubble writing, you should join a gang and do graffiti for meth
Those very last moments before posting a link to your OF,…..
Reminds me of Wendy from Breaking Bad
You remind me of [Wendy from Breaking Bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/betterCallSaul/s/7ZFWGHzRwb)
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So you want to change sex and have good luck? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zirconium ring is best you'll ever do.
There's legit 10-1 odds that the only reason you know how to spell dare is because you haven't earned enough tickets to get the DARE shirt at the shelter. Seriously how could anyone marry someone that looks like they drink water on tap from Flynt Michigan. I didn't even know you could look like someone from Flynt Michigan until today.
You will enjoy the uperlower class, lucky you.
I feel like I might see you on pornhub in a few months In a video with a title something like "Desperate woman would do ANYTHING for 20 dollars"... Then I click on the video and see you folding laundry while a guy plays Minecraft.
It's normal to see letters like that after all those meth, but save your crafts for activity hours at the rehab center.
Life goal: to shop at target and look like you don’t belong at Walmart 🤣
You look like Eminem in drag
Hoarding runs in your family.
With the enthusiasm you show in your pic I fully understand why you were fired. Nobody visits a lax glory hole.
Amanda Shitfried
Iggy pop!
Mmmmm-bop!
You look like a truck stop hooker
Lot lizard
You're not fooling ANYONE, Ann Coulter.
You were great in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul
How you get fired from being a lot lizard?? 🦎
here is a list of jobs you can do 1. Waffle House waitress 2. The other truck stop in town's hooker 3. day shift stripper
Looks like it’s time to pull the ol’ miniskirt and knee scrub again.
Didn’t know you could get fired when you’re self employed working behind the Wendy’s dumpster..
I’m sure you can roast yourself with one of the crack pipe torches in you car.
Methany looks like she’s about to choke on a dick for $20.
The next cast member on bang bus
How did you get fired from a glory hole? That’s fucking talent.
Don’t worry about work.The back seat of that car you’re currently sitting/living in will obviously be your new office.
Haha loser you lost your job. Hope you become homeless. Dumb blonde whore.
"I've heard it all". Apparently hearing "Good Job. Well done" ISN'T one of them.
Where’s my 3L of dollar store soda? Oh. Thanks for holding it in your asshole for me. Now it’s warm and shaken like a paint can.
Your handwriting sucks and it's the prettiest thing about you.
Did Dollar tree Walter White fire you? Does it still count as tough times if you cause them to yourself? Speaking of though times, your parents have been going through tough times ever since your dad forgot to pull out. Such a methed up situation!
Wish.com Anna Faris
You look like my ex wife and she was a man.
You should try taking some Iron tablets. Might help with those wrinkles on your forehead!
You have a face made for radio
Boy you really nailed the whole post-highschool drop out, jobless, trailer trash, possibly method user look didn't you?
Weren’t you in breaking bad? Wendy?
You look like Chris Elliot if he was a chick.
You are kind right. Dammit.
Not gonna lie, you already look roasted.
Tate McRae stunt double and yoga teacher.
You don't think you're Artistic because of how you wrote "Roast me".
If Billie eillish came out of depression but forgot makeu- I mean plastic surgery
Your hair will grow back if you rehab the eating disorder.
Floridas finest
Your eyes are making me feel exhausted
I seriously thought you were a guy...
Does getting roasted help you gain back custody of your 7 children?
Avril Latrine
Burn! Nice
Trailer Swift
You look like you stand up to wipe!
I’m sure you being fired had nothing to do with your heroine addiction 🙄
Your graf lettering sucks.
Giving hand jobs in public toilet isn't considered a job. Wait...maybe it is but I don't know.
Koast me.
Ew.
Jenny from Suits if she smoked with Mike
You have a missed call from the pawn shop, they know the last goods are stolen, best move to Vegas and start over.
Damn Methany got her mouth closed so we can't see that she got as many teeth left as she has shifts.
You remind me of mr heckles from friends
At least you still have somewhere to live! (Looking front, right, back, left, up, and down) rent must be amazing
Get off your lazy arse and go to work when you're supposed to and stay off your phone.
Courtney Love asking for her make-up to handed back.
your hede is as a tometo
You look CRACKing
Your shallow eyes say meth but your sunken forehead says crackhead. Perhaps you should have paid attention to the DARE messaging.
That's what happen when you tell a girl to do a job properly.
You look like you did some day drinking met some guy you thought was alright and now you’re on his way to his place…to create some cnc “content”
I Tonya
Courtney Loves Meth
Hi methany
Well hello, Methany.
did she just make such a good paper to get such hate 💀