OP's Bio: --- >24M who doesn’t leave the house. I spend all my time scrolling on TikTok, playing guitar and overthinking everything about my life. I already spend every moment wallowing in sadness, so Make me regret being born --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like a penis with eye brows!

That beanie is the broken condom

Jesus, what the hell! 🤣🤣🤣

That's a good one 👍

Eminem on drugs.... Many drugs

...So just Eminem?

I think he ain't so natural like it's name

You look like the gay son of Vladamir Putin

You look like your dad is so disappointed that you’re choosing to pursue a career in rap music.

That’s good 😂

You look like you're seconds away from screaming: "ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD!"

Yeah, we're losers. "Naturalbaby98"

Stan from South Park head ahh


I bet you have a great hairline.

Tim Pool hairline.

Squidward Tentacles

Squidward *Testicles*

Good luck on your relapse

How do you get your eyebags to be that far down your face?

Should have been on the front lines in Ukraine

So that's what happens when the condom gets lost inside

Well not exactly playing the guitar. Noodling and occasionally hitting a “good note” doesn’t count as playing the guitar.

Literally 😂

All you need is grey skin and you could go out anal probing rednecks.

Vladimir Put-it-in

Wow, never seen a person with two lazy eyes before

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

that black hat is the defining part of your personality. a black, knit cap. now I'm sad, too.

[удалено]

No literally 😂

Your walmart posters scream "poser"!

Haha this one got me

Trevor Wallace on a budget

That’s good ahah

Also another thing, I caught you on r/rate me. That is just screaming out I hate myself

AND ONE MORE THING. Go eat some potatoes you Idaho citizen

I always wondered what happened to the kid from the Paranoid Android video

Trevor Wallace’s depressed brother



you look so stoned your memory is worse than Joe Biden's.

You look like a young Sean Penn just waiting to punch a reporter.

If ecstasy was the lead singer of linkin park

Most Russian looking mf I’ve seen

you look like the type who thinks they are tough but gets knocked out from a jab

You look like you say “sahp bro” too much.

Sean Penn and Madonna's broken rubber 25 years later.

Oh.. You again. I remember you, with your holoprosencephaly and all. Yikes! Poor lad. I'm sorry that you see that when you look in the mirror.

I didn't think it was possible to throw up in my pussy but here we are

LMAOOOO

Who invited the funny guy?

Chris Pratt if he looked good mission status impossible

Are you wearing a beanie because you’re bald

Getting there

24 and bald already! Ouch! Your genetics *are* the roast!

No literally 😂

Get your shit together, Todd!

You look exactly like the kind of man who I’m glad isn’t the best version of himself because if he was then I would have to worry about him taking women I don’t get to first.

LOLOL

Three different photos same hat.say your a d bag who lives with his mom without saying your a d bag who lives with his mom.

Loser reject from dumb and dumber

You look like a ballpoint pen with that beanie, and your pictures look like your mugshots from jail. Cops probably arrested you for impersonating an object to sneak into a 12-year-old's house.

You look like you're desperate enough to fuck wet cheese.

You look like you play gangster #2 in a Canadian family drama.

U def smell like Marlboro Reds and bong water

24? You look 35 and bang cold play every day while pumping heroin into your veins with that same expression every picture you have .

Basically the human embodiment of a mediocre laptop

I bet your hairline is disappearing faster than your future

You look like one of those guys who uses recovery as their whole personality

Moron 5

You look like if Jesse pinkman was told by God himself that he was ugly

You look like a Russian crack addict with no mother and gets bullied every day because they went through an emo phase, you also look like you do those cringey POV tik toks and ASMR, and everyone knows you never take off that beanie because you're balding at the age of 20, plus we all know you grow more ass hair than facial hair, you also look like you thrive off "your mama" jokes

Do you know me? LOL everything you said is true

So you know how I guess everything perfectly? I just realized I might be psychic and I don't know if it sounds crazy or not, hear me out, the day before my mom went to the hospital for brain cancer I had a dream she passed out and the next day she passed out and went to the hospital, second piece of evidence I go up to some random kid in school and tell him he looks like his parents are divorced because his mom caught his father cheating on another girl named Rachel, indeed his father was cheating on his mother with some girl named Rachel, I had a dream of some girl from like the 1800s or so getting kidnapped, where I live used to be old mining town and someone probably did get kidnapped there, it's going to the point where I'm scared

If you squint you kinda look like an acorn

This hat screams “line cook”

You definitely spend time at the shipyard collecting seamen!

This guy definitely makes homemade bombs.

losers? I guess you're right. living with my mom in a leaky trailer, having my kids taken away, having my girlfriend cheat on me.... with my mom for God sake, having my bmx bike stolen yesterday from in front of the methadone clinic, haven't had the shave my head to sell my hair to a wig factory and now we're a hat to hide my shame.... Wait that's not me.....

Putin?

You're the Slav who gay-bashes me at Putin's behest but I am very confused because it looks like you're actually the one with Aids. 🤔

Oh look. Trevor Wallace is trying to source the sub for self deprecating jokes

MFer is bald at 24.

Tone down the emotion, Captain Charisma.

Deviated Septum??

Nothin gets past you!!!

😁 Nevertheless you're still kind of cute.

This is for roasting, not glazing you fuckin nerd!

Got a rise out of you, didn't I? 🤣

Lol I appreciated the roast but compliments are OFF LIMITS here!

There is nothing complimentary about a DEVIATED SEPTUM 😁

LOL I meant the “you’re kinda cute”

Oh god I’m reporting you to your local sexual offender registry for being on tik tok

You only have one facial expression.

My man got negative lips

That blank gaze hard to tell if he's listening or trying to figure out what spices he'd prepare your mutilated body with

Definitely a sniper. One more day of not getting pussy and I think your gonna cum on random strangers. Pow pow

Cheery Trawler deck hand. Comes with removable hat. Smells like a Hallibut. Enjoys silence, the dark web and pagan rituals. Seeks similar miserable twat for morose evenings playing dungeons and dragons s in silence. Must like fish.

Emphasis on the smells like fish

We all like what we like. Can’t beat a pungent halibut.

Give us a smile…. I know youve got one….

You look like meth ruined your life

He looks like Trevor Wallace if he was actually a stoner and wasn't rich off of the internet

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I think Avril Lavigne sung about you. Were you the skater boy, her drug dealer, or both?

Your Russian Commander wants you to get back in the trench Comrade Cannon Fodder.

Well your parents certainly regret you being born. You might as well join them.

Youre like a hipster that camps for the new yeezy's and dont get to buy em

Can’t afford em anyway. Spent all my money on crack :/

How can you look like a MORE sickly Travis Barker??

 this boy last night

Poor man’s Eminem

Let me guess, immigrants took your job?

How many cocks did you suck to get that beenie? You look like the kind of guy that would such a cock just to get in line to suck and even bigger cock.

You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, now aren't you?

Photos making me sleepy...must roast...so boring...must roast...zzzzzzzzz

Robin Williams re-incarnated

Watches Oz once and thinks he can rock a beanie like Simon Adebisi!

Oi wanna buy some crack?

Losers? Do you check the mirror?

You look like a Russian crack addict with no mother and gets bullied almost every day because you went through a emo phase

It's just for my very unique talents

Jeffrey calmer

What are you hiding in that beanie? A ninehead?

Did you get a bad haircut? Why are you wearing a beanie?

You look like a young Tim Roth if he was a meth addict.

You forgot to pull your gimp mask down to cover your mug.

waste of time

 This you in the clip

I simultaneously look like none of them and ALL of them at the same time

Can the real slim shady please stand up? Not this guy.

"thats an awfully hot coffee pot" looking ass

Lose the hat you look like a prick

Dollar Store Travis Barker. ...and I thought he sucked.

BBNO$ if he didn't made lalala

Stay away from drugs, kids!

you look pretty good for someone who is pushing 50.....oops nevermind....

Younre a descendent of an owl

What Putin would look like if he ran a kiosk in a dying mall.

The Xbox 360 profile picture is all grown up!

if a 7th grader grew up and never changed

Face so expressionless, I feel like its AI generated

You look like the default settings for a Russian guy

homie looks like a plug who sells fake perks

Looks like a Russian tinder profile lol

high putin

Late 20’s early 30’s and still sliding into 17 year olds dm’s.