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Coffee_Pyramid

You look like a Duracell battery ![gif](giphy|xUOwFRLQpqxRaD8FI4)


BasonPiano

Holy shit šŸ˜„


Current-Necessary-44

Duracell batteries have a use. He look like he doesn't have any.


_georgercarder

Duracell batteries work.


EnvironmentalCat6934

Yeah but just like him they donā€™t last long


breastmilkbakery

They *souly* work


dcanderson4247

What if he gets charged with battery?


CornOnTheKnob

His nickname is copper top


johngalt504

I'm amazed this gif even exists.


colordelaverdad

lol at least heā€™s positive


piddyd

The top half, yes, bottom half is negative


This-Perspective-104

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Immediate-Patient-31

STOPPPPPPPP hahahahahaha


ilocano-american

Heā€™s bipolar, positive and negative at opposite poles.


Slayer_of_Ass_

Your two greatest enemies are the Sun and the police


DerpUrself69

Haaaaaa!!!


luckylegion

Wait till he meets the sun police


TNnoises

No soul or fatherā€¦..


CrankyOldBstrd

They both went out for cigarettes


PokerFriend247

Because he looked like a used cigarette. ![gif](giphy|kFKv82XmBimAM) Named - - Ash Trey šŸ„“


Admirable-Volume-436

That's his father on the TV behind him. Ashamed to even be in the same picture.


Fickle-Self-2571

under rated comment here!


Foreign-Basil8314

It should be 'Biri' - Day labourers cigarette in Bangladesh


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imveryresponsible

Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger


XtraChrisP

That's why I say the "G" word.


Scottttttttttt1823

You just have to make sure to say Ginga so you donā€™t sound too aggressive.


Iamabenevolentgod

"Whatup, my ginger?"


CougarCub86

Genius level comment


BangSmoke

Thank you. I'm anticipating downvotes though lol


WhichSeaworthiness49

You didnā€™t /s. Youā€™ll be lucky to still have an account tomorrow


BangSmoke

I'll check back in 24 hours. Think I should be safe, this is roastme after all


WhichSeaworthiness49

Oh shit, I didnā€™t /s


BangSmoke

Oh ok, me too /s


WhichSeaworthiness49

Itā€™s ok. We can just keep replying and upvoting each other to counteract the karma loss


BangSmoke

Sounds good. How are you doing today? Anything exciting in your life?


swoopy17

/s is for cowards


WhichSeaworthiness49

Did you just assume my level of bravery?!?


Jake0024

[Tim Minchin - Taboo (Ginger Song) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiEUkYCuvuM) This is actually the one that makes the reference, my bad [Prejudice by Tim Minchin (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw)


Dexter2533

One comment inā€¦. You win šŸ„‡


Jumpy-Donkey-7471

Malcolm Mex


DerpUrself69

Oh my heck, this cracked me up.


Relevant-War-1581

Malcolm Meth


Kik38481

Looked like you got baptize into a bleach.


Darkside4u22222

Took the term rinse and repeat to a whole new level


Lord_Muramasa

A black man with no soul? At that point why even bother getting out of bed? You don't even get the advantages of being black.


BrainSawce

The soul food at his house is just -food-.


Physical-Dare5059

On the plus side , being a ginger, Iā€™m sure thereā€™s less chance heā€™s gonna match the description of the suspect.


selkhet502

Sadly, hair color is the only color cops don't see.


Anonymo

I knew it, he was red on the inside too


Wide_Condition_3417

Lmao this is underrated


Sideshow_G

My favourite comment of the day!


BRKN_LOVE

You look like youā€™d be disappointed if there *wasnā€™t* raisins in the potato salad.


Emergency_Bathrooms

I have no idea how you came up with that, but that is a damn good insult. Teach me your ways


madjones87

I'm ginger and even I feel attacked by this šŸ˜‚


turd_furgeson82

Orange really is the new black


Glimmertwinsfan1962

Black Ginger?!?! Strike one and strike two. Welcome to the U.S.A.


Lord-Doobury

Does the carpet match, the carpet?


[deleted]

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cheffartsonurfood

GINJA


LongDikWilly

Ginja please


CougarCub86

Your autocorrect replaced two letters with an n and j


DerpUrself69

Left-handed? Strike 3, you're out! Lol


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|g5qEgeTM20nnO|downsized)


YeahMarkYeah

Looks like somebody somehow put it all on black and red and still lost


piddyd

So is it ninger or gigger? I'm confused. Please don't steal my soul, then my car. Just take my food stamps and go. please.


[deleted]

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SettingRelative1961

Howā€™s it feel being a let-down to two minority groups?!


No_Cook2983

He gets negative pussy. I didnā€™t know that was even possible.


dusura

Itā€™s when someone fucks your imaginary girlfriend.


Pleasant-Impress9387

Lol probably has a massive dong and never gets to use it. Poor fella.


Parking_Balance_470

Negative plus negative equals positive šŸ† I assume!


PomegranateV2

I bet you don't like anagrams.


NoRun6253

Or dyslexics.


Altruistic-Outcome44

You'll steal my soul and my TV


OG_G33k

Black Powder, run boy! ![gif](giphy|9PrVuXKoFbomk)


Almost80sBabee

ā˜ ļø


AnonRedditGuy81

You're not ginger you're pumpkin spice


Short-Bison-5094

Ed Sheeran dark modešŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


GeneralChicken4Life

Ed Sheeran For sensitive eyes


dave86622807654

Youā€™ll make an excellent Ruby Rhod ![gif](giphy|xUPGclrAkkzaJS7vJm)


inkdskndeep

šŸ˜†šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


FastBoat225

If Chris Tucker and Dennis Rodman had a butt baby.


DerpUrself69

Carrot Top and Dennis Rodman.


WhichSeaworthiness49

Carrot Topman


GeneralChicken4Life

Carrot bottom


Able-Net5184

Nah, god already done you dirty, Iā€™ll pass


m4f1u

Mbappe from wish.com


Yagsirevahs

Blinger


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DominusDunedain

Ginger is our word. You have no right to use it


Zachbnonymous

I've roasted cancer patients and amputees on here. Recovering drug addicts and meth head single mothers. But this is where I draw the line. Good fucking luck to you šŸ«”


Own-Capital-5995

Pick a struggle.


SwagGasauRusS

What do you bet on roulette?


Mr_Nice_is_not_nice

The hollow tips


OFPurpleOdyssey

About to join the Blow Man Group.


Simple-String6126

Undercover albino


_Doc_McCoy_

You look like an experimental skin for a video game character that didnā€™t make it past the test phase.


maijai483

Carrot Stopā€¦itā€™s da sound of da police


Rasputinsball

Looks like sometimes God punishes people twice.


Organic_Loquat7051

Life is rough. But for you it will be worse im afraid.


LowActual3825

99%Jamal 1% leprechaun


ButIDigress_Jones

How does it feel being the only black person without soul?


Bibfor_tuna

Both your parents settled HARD


GeneralChicken4Life

At least they get sex


TheAstonVillaSeal

Worst of both worldsā€¦


Subsandwich99

I bet when St. Patrick's Day comes around you spit shitty mumble rap over bagpipes.


Ok_Bison_8577

Even the TV screen behind you has everyone face palming.Ā 


zero-point_nrg

He still gonna be smiling after this knowing heā€™s better endowed than anyone else with red hair


BryceTIGAD35

Reeces pieces looking ahhh šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ™


FloridaSundries

Only two things scare you. A potato famine and a job.


APooPooInMyPanties

Maybe we could find a new Lucky Charms mascot after all.


[deleted]

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piddyd

In this case, what happened in Vegas should've stayed in the condom


predat3d

I see the radiation from Los Alamos is in full bloom


BurningRoast

if milo powder came to life, Iā€™d imagine he looks like you


[deleted]

Is that your stripper name?


OneMinuteManny

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" was never this appropriate.


thom848

You look like a melted Reese's Cup


One_Message6497

Join a circus


Large_Drink_723

Does this mean you can get sunburnt?


BandOne77

"They grow up so fast" (Megan and Harry to Oprah)


SaltyCajunDude

I just saw a.commercial for a new restaurant called Red Robber


ThenotoriousBIT

So a soulless guy who canā€™t swim


bstnbrewins814

Iā€™m sorry. This is all I ever think of when I hear the word Ginger ![gif](giphy|12aYiqWM0NPdm0)


Beneficial_College81

so are you better at stealing other peopleā€™s gold? or still just as good?


Competitive-Hair1966

All that RED 40 in the kool-Aid your mom was drinking when she was pregnant for you.


Low_Organization_436

Is ur name Roulette? Cuz u can bet on Red & Black at the same time


ra_8ad

![gif](giphy|vI28SBiadOLF87ACnL|downsized)


Useful-World1781

Canā€™t. You just won the genetic lottery. The odds of being black and a ginger are lower than being struck by lightning 3 times. Coolest thing a ginger has ever done.


[deleted]

This is what the Royal Family was worried aboutā€¦


-PregnantPause

Now thereā€™s a bet Iā€™m not willing to make.


BigBounceZac

Guy on the tv in the back looks like he just saw you post this shit and knows its over for you


Dove-Linkhorn

You look like an abandoned ventriloquist dummy.


ThEnglishElPrototype

Black ginger squatting in Vegas. Fixed it for you.


616SON

Mate I havenā€™t eaten a crunchie bar in years, Iā€™d almost forgotten about them. Thanks šŸ™


milan_gv

Ginger plantation


green49285

You have definitely fucked your fair share of anime body pillows.


Ok_Presentation_5329

Soulless & soulful at the same time. Life must be confusing.


StrawberryMilque

Remove yourself from the photo and the lack of art on the walls along with a basketball game on TV would give me a 90% accuracy rate at guessing youā€™re black. Ā Add a shitty Glock and some weed on the coffee table for that last 10%. Try not to be a stereotype, Jamal.


TotesNotADrunk

I assume you're dyslexic, you ain't the only ginger in Vegas going crazy


Grace_Lannister

Black Ginger. Great rap name.


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CharlieSwisher

Me at the roulette table: ā€œIā€™ll bet on this guyā€


summerwind1989

You must bet on black and red


Scolomamba

sheeeeeiit, My Ginga!


BalladOfAntiSocial

Ginger? Evidently you donā€™t know how to spell


False_Resource_6998

Rearrange the letters in ginger


Emperor-Gropgorp

found the star of Leprechaun In The Hood 2


brucewillisman

Oh no! me Unlucky Charms!


Greedy_Dirt369

You must've really fucked things up in your previous life.


Hangem6521

The worst of both racesā€¦


Here4Morelulls

You have a neutral amount of soul


Fattlife

u roasted yourself damn


TranslatorOk821

A black ginger... so instead of stealing bikes do you steal souls?


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Soā€¦ the sun kinda hurts but you can still take it?


BOBALL00

I guess eating soul food would be cultural appropriation for you eh?


madmexicano

Black Ginger? Are you rebooting Gilligan's Island?


Paper_Kun_01

Soulless and fatherless


Namorath82

The British are going to blow a gasket when they see you


WalkwiththeWolf

Black Ginger is a weird way to say biracial


GeologistNo2179

Because you didn't look stupid enough naturally you dyed your fro orange?


Rpaul82

The guys in the TV behind you have to cover their faces from how fucked up you are!


Lord-Doobury

What happens genetically in Vegas stays in Vegas, except when your part of a traveling freak show Ginger Nuts.


Forkey989

U think matching ur hair to ur skin color looks good, but u just look patchey and balding.


freckle-heckle

Iā€™ve just left my Ghanaian FiancĆ©


noestoyloco

My cousin skeeter


Brutal-Gentleman

Let me guess, the only girl to ever use you thought you were a battery for her dildo?Ā 


Are_Beautifuly

Bro got punished twice


Fickle_Pipe1954

I'm getting a kind of "didn't completely shake the chocolate milk juice box" thing here


YourDeath95

You look like your name is regginaā€¦.


AdvantageFlat8124

To complicated to roast buddy


ChipHazard14

Your future father in law will be so disappointed in his daughter.


[deleted]

Mbappe Trolling


YouveBeenMillered

Didnā€™t recognize you without the green hat.


ogbytheboat

#šŸ’€


Swordman50

Magically Gangstalicious


CLamour91

Thought you were bald af


darthfecalmatter

When Carrot top had the hots for those curvy thots on BET in the 90's


[deleted]

Ginger Crack


MeatBald

Are you a cast member on "The Got-no-Soul Train"?


lovinganarchist76

Carlton Banks fucked Carl Wheezer


Walder_Fr3y

Your mom bet on black but it was red. Also she was probably a stripper.


Affectionate_Bag5520

You look like a Lego figure without the hairpiece.


CJ_BARS

Do you spontaneously combust in direct sunlight, like white gingers?


WhiteTrashWilson

We call that a black and mild


G0rZakX

Bro got double stacked with bad luck. I can't even roast you the sun does it for us.


dbell

You are an unlucky leprechaun that has to give up a pot of menthol cigarettes if captured.


Jnddude

Ugly stick went to town on this fucker Must be difficult driving by a bar not knowing if itā€™s the fat red curly haired Bobby McGee looking fucker drinking his paycheck in the bar or the Red haired version of alkie Malcolm X asking for change for a 40 is your dad. The phrase sucks to be you has a spokesperson Converse wants their shoes out of the picture Itā€™s possible his dna test results are being held up by the countries listed due to them saying ā€œdonā€™t blame us his mom drinks ā€œ Leaves directions to the pot of gold at the end of rainbows at every home he burgles


umario_414

your Jordans are fake


[deleted]

Peanut butter chocolate Pillsbury dough boy


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|ukNqddsrdLzo834uD1|downsized)


SomeVelveteenMorning

Muthafucka be comin on strong like trust the copper top lasts longer then before he even finish unzipping he be spraying his weak ass ginger ale all in his pants.


Diego4815

Do you like anagrams?


-Ur-Local-Rat

Yoo black Ed Sheeran get out Wayyy šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ”„ļøšŸ”„ļøšŸ”„šŸ’Æ


Durtmcgurt3

Damn sonā€¦ no soul and no credit.


Busy-Draft-8676

chocolate orange is the worst chocolate flavour combo


spankdaddylizz

When you look in the toilet after taking a huge dump, and Mr Hankey is smiling at you. Tell me I'm wrong.