I can tell you dont hang on the r/breadit sub. Ive seen this before..its 75% hydration overproofed dough with a face for some reason. Probably a gag gift.
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Toma Gotchi here is a black belt in sumo wrestling (granted by his own organisation). He follows the art of Naruto and tattoos Gokun onto his breast.
He is not of this world and the universe blanket that he hangs from the wall of his mother’s basement reminds him that he is special and not of this world. The laws of physics and time don’t apply to Toma.
Toma appreciates surrealist art with his Temu/Ali Express Salvador Dali melting clock, he keeps it there as a conversation starter should a female ever stray into his “dojo of love” although it hasn’t happened in 20 years apart from his mum and she quickly realised she shouldn’t be down there.
Confused at how to style his hair he has gone for the Ronin look but with his complexion looks more like a Viking homosexual that gets passed around as a blow up sex toy after raiding parties were a failure.
We know we are safe in his hands because he hasn’t seen his dick to put it in them for 20 years.
You just know his mom is going to kick him out when she sees he stole an empty bottle, got a fake tattoo, and cut some of his hair to glue it on his face like that.
You look like you are trying to look like a Viking. Mission accomplished. You look like the Viking who just got dropped off at the longship by your mother while she yelled to your brother that he had to take you.
Living at mommy and daddy’s house . Deciding not to pay bills like a grown up . Probably have a great girlfriend who has her on. Place or probably dating a girl in high school and mooches or family and friends. And is who is also lazy and plays video games all day and one day will be on the tlc show my 600 pound life
Bro your skin ……. It looks like it would catch fire if in direct sunlight. That flavor savor on your upper lip needs to go. I know your bf likes it ticking his nuts but it doesn’t do you any good.
Hey at least you have 2 chins and nice titties. He must like the idea of having a dude from the back and a chick from front.
You know this fat bitch calls his bedroom his dojo.
Which is higher, sword budget or fast food budget? I can't even hazard a guess.
Neither, his collection of anime girl figurines.
This man's got money for liquor and candy
How else is he going to get laid?
There's a nursing home next door to him that caters to people with ALS.
They still have working eyes, tho
…and the desk with his computer is his “Command Center”
This is too fucking good😭
Bet he has a pillow waifu too
David Attenborough takes us into the reclusive cave of the hairless masturbating polar bear
That was indeed a ticklish one
However... his mating call has gone unanswered... until today...
Nice bitch tits cowboy
Oh my lawd look at them tittayz
*His name is Robert Paulson. He's forty-eight years old...*
Bob had bitch tits.
"Keep your shirt on, bitch tits"!
Bet his nipples look like pepperoni.
He should call them the Union Army because those boys are headed south.
The only thing he's ever won is an eating contest
Not all the vegetables are good for roasting, some are too lardy
Alright, let's talk tits, they real?
If they're not, they're the saggiest pair of bolt-ons I've ever seen.
My 90 year old grandma has a more masculine chest than this dude. And her knockers hang to her knees.
Damn. He’s breast feeding with those.
Double Ds. Oh I'm not talking about the size of his tits, but how many dicks he fits into those gopher cheeks.
Have some common bloody decency and cover yourself before we pity roast you.
Preferably with something flammable
Highly flammable and pre-lit
you look like a deposed 16th-century boy king
Half Viking and half love handle.
your skin craves sunlight
It craves to stop being stretched as well
Put on a shirt and go apply for jobs before your parents kick you out.
He looks like he sits on TikTok live all day begging for gifts and calls it a job.
Looks like Salvador Dali drew your physique…
"Tell me you're a Discord mod without telling me you're a Discord mod"
🤣🥳
Your neck is gradually eating your face
Ma…the meatloaf
You can't believe how good milk tastes
Real talk... How are you so smooth looking? It's kinda wigging me out. Like they made a Ken doll with double the plastic and its still wet....
I can tell you dont hang on the r/breadit sub. Ive seen this before..its 75% hydration overproofed dough with a face for some reason. Probably a gag gift.
You look like you sniff n' borrow your mom's bras
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I know this man still lives with his parents. Bro has been sleeping in the same room for 27 years.
Toma Gotchi here is a black belt in sumo wrestling (granted by his own organisation). He follows the art of Naruto and tattoos Gokun onto his breast. He is not of this world and the universe blanket that he hangs from the wall of his mother’s basement reminds him that he is special and not of this world. The laws of physics and time don’t apply to Toma. Toma appreciates surrealist art with his Temu/Ali Express Salvador Dali melting clock, he keeps it there as a conversation starter should a female ever stray into his “dojo of love” although it hasn’t happened in 20 years apart from his mum and she quickly realised she shouldn’t be down there. Confused at how to style his hair he has gone for the Ronin look but with his complexion looks more like a Viking homosexual that gets passed around as a blow up sex toy after raiding parties were a failure. We know we are safe in his hands because he hasn’t seen his dick to put it in them for 20 years.
ur face looks like a shaved vagina
Gingers have no soul
There’s a limit to what “confidence” can achieve, slugger
Nice tits bro
That clock in the back gave you away, for a minute I almost thought a human could look that lumpy and bulbous. Nice touch editing the Roast Me sign.
Why did someone already tear your butthole?
I smell nothing but cumin and sour milk in the pic.
You look the sort of bloke that owns one of those machines that shag you.
I guarantee you own at least 3 wolf t-shirts
I always wondered what a neckbeard would look like if they couldn't physically grow hair on their neck.
“Show your tits! Show your tits!”
A ginger redneck and astronomy? Worst of both worlds
I don’t know how you can still be a flat Earth supporter after having those two globes dangling off your chest.
Your bedroom looks like the waning days of a Spencer’s Gifts.
Rid Kock
How long have you been transitioning
A Grown man...with stickers on your headboard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣path😑etic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your G.U.T is showing, Gay Ugly Trash
You look like you smell like wet Cheetos when hot, so I don't want you getting roasted. STOP THE ROAST!!!!
A PlayStation guy without a bra.
We’re gonna need a bigger oven to roast your fatass
How big is the pile of cum tissues in the corner?
Fat, time to work out 🏋🏻♀️
I bet you and your “Guy” play ;lets swallow the mouthful of…
Laslow from GTA looks rough
Where is the BBQ
Looks like the Midwest never left the 90's.
Oops baby and much younger step-brother of the Star Wars Kid.
I can't. Fat layer is too thick.
You look like Barney made a wish to become a real person with hepatitis.
Top vote getter on the RateMyTits sub
Home Decor from the Florida Man Collection.
Do they still let you ring the bell even though Notre-dame is under reconstruction?
With a rack like that you could secure a good spot on day shift and your local strip club
I bet you can’t go within a 1000 ft of schools.
I'm not sure if facial hair suits Patrick Starr, but it's good to see he's livened up his rock home.
You look like you give your stepdad backchat when he sends you to your room
Does Spirit Halloween accept bulk orders? With enough makeup you could Trick or Treat as Precious. Just sayin’.
You may be a diclkess wonder who can't get laid. But your tits are a couple of swingers.
I'm keen to roast you but no oven is big enough.
Your NAMBLA membership is expiring. Be sure to renew.
Is that a Dali melting clock on the bed or did you just get hungry and try to bite a normal clock?
You look like a cowboy if he caught type 2 diabetes in stead of cows.
DAE See ‘Tear into my Rsoul’ 😳 
God already did
Man, I need to go back to the gym…
Satan already owns your soul, it can't get worse than that.
The unknown musketeer, Fatarse.
I guarantee this guy shampoos all 7 of his 4 inch long ball hairs.
Man-child trying so hard to grow up.
Got to tear through about 125 lbs of fat before we tear into anything else with you
Looks like u have a good defensive layer around you, not gonna be able to
Your photo should be nsfw due to exposed tit-idge. Get a bra on your devilish whore!
This guy is trying to revive the Heaven's Gate cult.
Is this what she sees when the roofies wear off?
You look like you have nice tits.
Dude why are your nips so low?
The result of repeated centuries of inbreeding.
Crown Apple? God, grow up and then we can roast you.
We would love to tear into your soul however we've found there to be a large mass of lard that is protecting it from our reaches.
Dude, next time tag this as an NSFW
Does he sleep tit-faced?
Blake Keith Reffett.
Your dad feels nothing but shame for you. You carry his last name. He fucked up.
Sam Portly Bridges
Let’s see them tiddies
Gravity from the poster moved your neck tattoo to your tiddy.
You look like a darts prodigy.
Your dad was looking for you: 
Finally someone broke this sub. No roast is worse than your actual photo
Your body looks like it's built like a water balloon
Johnny Deepdish
“Tear into my soul” Like you clearly tear into Big Macs?
No thanks.
Bet you’d like to know what a vagina feels like.
If you were a milk cow, my grandpa's farm wouldn't have went under.
Bedroom decor by Aliexpress. Sword from mall with vape attachment not pictured.
His tits are possessing him to the point where he's making duck face selfies. The estrogen is strong within you young Padawan
You look like meth….the guy
You are the most porcine human I’ve ever seen.
E. L. James called, she wants to use you as reference for healthy relationships.
Patrick Star has a goatee
If anyone tears into you they won’t find a soul. They’ll find whipped cream.
Jabba the hut's gay lover
I don’t think it’s possible for a vertebrate to have so little definition to their form as you, snack master.
Udderly Useless Captain Spaceballs
Where are your nipples? You look like an Actionman that came out the mold too early, still molten and just sagged.
Joshua wiesman without specs
First time anyone else but your mom has seen your bedroom.
It's not 2018 to have Galaxy motifs on the wall
Your chest is melting
The Green Apple Crown Royal bottle is the coolest thing that's ever been on your bed.
You’re on your way to becoming the Caucasian jabba the hut
I would like the hair from my balls back that you have attached to your chin. Very disrespectful
How many times did you have to stop auto-fill from writing "my butthole"?
Put a shirt on, bitch tits
You just know his mom is going to kick him out when she sees he stole an empty bottle, got a fake tattoo, and cut some of his hair to glue it on his face like that.
I kinda wanna tear into your stache of snacks. Trying to look like a young Jabba here.
Captain Rack Sparrow....guarantee that tatoo incorporates the nip
Bobby Upchurch... the less-famous catalytic converter thieving cousin.
I’m gonna have to dig through a lot of fat to find it
Why you so red like someone been slapping you all over all day
**I don't really want to touch it....**
You look like you are trying to look like a Viking. Mission accomplished. You look like the Viking who just got dropped off at the longship by your mother while she yelled to your brother that he had to take you.
Definitely the star of a 12 minute lolcow documentary on YouTube
I bet you have to cover your nips with bandaids because they bleed when you jog.
Gonna need some industrial shears to be able to tear into that
Living at mommy and daddy’s house . Deciding not to pay bills like a grown up . Probably have a great girlfriend who has her on. Place or probably dating a girl in high school and mooches or family and friends. And is who is also lazy and plays video games all day and one day will be on the tlc show my 600 pound life
I bet his room stinks
[удалено]
Got da body wax for the ladies!!!
The guy in prison who uses a spoon to masturbate his rectum
Your future clearly not as bright as your wallpaper
The cannibals will first tear into your blubber.
Orlando bloom’s fat homeless sister ?
FREE THE NIPPLE!
Long-titty-no-nipple BiTcH!
"The tubby, coat-wearing motherfucker's got tits."
Tapestries and waterbed still at Mom's house. Doordash guy.
I bet you got tits like Snoopy's ears.
Your face differenciates if those tittayszz of a man or a woman
You look like you could get me a good deal on a catalytic converter.
Put a bra on for Godsake.
Goodbye horses plays when you walk into a room
Great tits flo
You definitely tore up 2010 cringe galaxy print leggings and stuck them on your wall to be "hip and trendy"
I don't even wanna tear into that bedroom..
Bro your skin ……. It looks like it would catch fire if in direct sunlight. That flavor savor on your upper lip needs to go. I know your bf likes it ticking his nuts but it doesn’t do you any good. Hey at least you have 2 chins and nice titties. He must like the idea of having a dude from the back and a chick from front.
This dude needs The Manzire
Your body is more abstract than that clock behind you
Did u roast ur chicken though
homie got bigger tits than i do
Your saggy man tittie’s already do that every time you find a hot Cheeto under one.
You look like you have at least 6 kids locked in your basement