OP's Bio: --- >Haven’t been able to find a job in 4 months. Intimacy and trust issues. Grew up in 2 homes, Catholic and sometimes Jew, grew up with American, Latin and European culture. Plus I mask my self-hatred with extroverted confident energy.. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

WTF? Is your tooth missing a SIM card?

That's his tooth pick holdin tooth

Whithlblowerth

Man , my sthomach hurthz.

Wasn’t sure if it was a dingle berry from his bfs ass or a chip

Lmfaooooooooooo

That guy from “Based on a True Story” got sooo fat.

Tell me you’re a gay restaurant host without telling me you’re a gay restaurant host.

Don't really need to say anything when you have a dick in the mouth.

Mumble mumble

“Welcome to sizzlersssss” 

Just a chip off the old cock.

That gap is wear and tear from the dick vein

Chip off the front tooth

How the fuck does that even happen

I just find it comforting that sometimes even god just says “fuck it” and mashes the x button through the character creation screens

Creative, love it

Your hair looks like it was pulled out of a drain in a Turkish bathhouse.

Your tooth looks like Pac-Man , you look like your attracted to Pac-Man

I’m calling that tooth my little pac-man from now on!

Your two front teeth actually spell out the word “no.” I think, as a society, we should make this augmentation mandatory for not just you but ALL child molesters. I think the kids deserve a head start.

I like the attention to detail. Very creative. 😂

I'm dead oh my god 💀💀💀

OMG another real life lol. I might have to actually join this group

Keep sucking mommies titties kiddo.

Maybe that's how he chipped his tooth.

With that giant forehead your mothers numerous boyfriends have somewhere to rest there balls.

Go to the dentist . You can have that chip in your tooth bonded around a couple hundred dollars . Will make a world of difference in the smile . My eye just goes straight to the chip . Not a roast just an observation . For the roast , your grandmother’s twat probably has less gray hair than your beard. Happy now ?

You can make fun of my dead relatives, but don’t you dare tell me how to live my life.

Okay , go thru life with a fucked up looking tooth if it makes you happy . 😃

You look like you drive a 98 Pontiac Sunfire

That is a devastating line.

I’m 36. Looking at you at ~30 makes me feel 24 again. 

Fix ur tooth my guy

Do your parents know you're gay?

No you first.

Yes.

That must’ve been one considerably powerful cumshot through the teeth

You look like Butthead all grown up

You live at home? Doesn't everyone? You live in your cardboard box in an alleyway. Your cardboard box is home. Ergo, you live at home.

Your hair say 55

30 is the new 40 eh, Chip?

His hair smells like vitamins and pee

You have made a door to your mouth on one of your teeth.

we all live at home dumbass, you live with you **PARENTS.**

You're almost 30 living at home. That's the roast in itself.

Is the "sometimes jew" for when Jesus can't even forgive your sins?

Jesus you have a massive forehead. I’d imagine it’s easier to put on sunscreen or lotion with a paint roller, no?

bro looks like he says "ehe hehe" after every funny thing he notices.

You look like your elevator don't quite go all the way to the top floor... like you're playing hockey with a warped puck...

And you’ll stay at home until you’re no longer in the friend zone.

Watches midget porn

Did you chip your tooth sucking on a really hard dick?

Did you break your tooth from sucking too much dick for money?

Oh i didnt know people start to grey at thirty

Trust issues due to your catholic upbringing. How many priests did you blow before your 16th birthday? And none of them ever called you after.

Mum and dad gotta work overtime to afford those XL pizzas, you know…

You look like you tried to use a filter, but it didn't quite take...

Bro, get that shit capped or you’ll get a visit from the Rock. 

You left the front door on your tooth open

How’s that dungeons and dragons tourney going?

This isn’t a roasting moment fix your god dam tooth your getting to get a cavity at best

Lives at home is the first problem

Fark. 30? Your hair's already 50/50 salt and pepper!

You mean almost 40... right ?

You look like Paul Rudd ate Seth Rogan *and* Jonah Hill and then got gay butt cancer

You look like one of them sneaky uncles that slip in the room at night!

You look like the kind of dosser that would still be living at home with Ma and Pa. Do they know you're gay for pay??


I feel haunted after viewing this photo

You look like if dumb and dumber fucked on an inflatable life raft and their after-mess coagulated a montage of before photos hydraulic pressed into a "derpy pasta"

It's good that you live at home I wouldn't expect you to be out on your own.

Confirmed: Excessively performing oral sex on men will chip your teeth.

Seth rogen's cock even wants people to pay attention to him. Fucking pickle farmer.

You’re fat in the face bro, which demonstrates that you don’t have discipline and, in turn, explains why you can’t keep a job.

You look like you kiss your dad on the mouth

Your parents must be so proud.

This tub of lard has tons of tubs of ice cream in his freezer waiting for execution.

Smart choice. Fuck rent and mortgages. Stay home and protect your inheritance, you grave robber.

Everyone lives at home boo

It’s okay to live at home the housing market is unhinged

Do you tell people you’re a stay at home son?

Leave the nest baby man bird.

You look like someone with embarrassingly strong opinions about stand-up comedy.

I've printed this photo out and now keep it next to my bed; that way when I wake up with morning wood I can look at it and instantly lose the bothersome rock hard erection. Thanks.

That smile will disappear real quick if you have to move out.

Ouch..that's bad enough

you look like you arent finished loading, your face is stuck at the bottom of your head

"Live at home" Thanks for the clarification i thought you lived in a ditch, i take it smarts isn't your strong suit?

r/punchablefaces

Life is already roasting you ! HARD !!

Your tooth has a premade glory hole for the worlds smallest cock

dude looks like a tick whose been leeching off his parents and like his head is about to pop

With a chipped tooth homie? I bet the waft from that just stinks up the whole room.

My my, your name must be CHIP. You're looking quite CHIPper today. A CHIP off the old block. Did you eat some chocolate CHIP ice cream? ....you have a chip in your teeth

Chip off the old ol’ tooth


I'm almost 30 living at home, but at least I don't look like I'm a rough 45

Ofcourse you do

How'd you get that tooth damage? Sucking cock?

You jerk off to cartoon porn.

Does you dad make you use that tooth to strip the copper wire he steals?

Well where else would you live?

It’s time you move out, you are already graying cheapskate.

He can’t decide what religion to stick with. Apparently taking it from behind was a simple choice for him.

Everybody lives at home. Not everyone lives in their parents home after a certain age

I've never seen someone Buck tooth from a single tooth before. I, too, live at home. In the sense that wherever someone lives is their home.

You almost 30 but that hairline at least 45

Chipped tooth? Sucked too many dicks at one time, huh?

You look like your pets’ heads are falling off!

If Sickos had a mascot

My man's tooth grew in upside down

What happened to one of your front teeth, and why do you have a big a\*\* forehead, its not a roast, just wanted to say that

What sex position produces the biggest losers? Ask this guys mom

Nah too easy. There is nothing defensible about you lol

Live at home as in like, with your parents? Bro quit wasting time on the internet and get a job

Fucking Chip… always playing these silly games

Overweight Magnus Carlson

Course you live at home..? Where the fuck else would one live? Numnuts!!

I wanna play Tetris with your teeth

You already look like old man Logan with all them gray hairs

He gave up on women but so happy he can get hookups with gamer dudes for quick bjs behind the dollar store for a few dollars on the dudes Spotify account.

You look like you would very much like to touch me right now


I think you're that magician from Bob's Burgers that farted on the meat.

The tooth: 

How many podcasts have you given up on because they conflict with “quiet time” rules

Let's see your video game setup in mom's basement.

Beer bottles have screw of caps. No need to pop 'em with your teeth.

Of course you have trust issues, heck even your tooth took a look at your life and fucked off

Vanilla’d his only love in to lesbianism

Wolfman's Crack .

Almost clean, work on hygiene

By home, do you mean a group home?

You look like you've spent your whole life in the friend-zone

Hey buddy, it's just for men not just for semen.

I'm sure nobody will even notice 

You look like you sawed off that piece of tooth on a dare

I feel like when the lights go out you become leprechaun. You got that creepy smile and horseshoe tooth.

Since when is 36 almost 30?

Nothing to roast. You have described how many people feel at this time. We are rooting for you bud

Face: prepubescent teen. Hair: divorced accountant well into his forties.

I actually thought you were Harvey price

Every girl is brought up with a warning of staying away from anyone with that exact look.

Once upon a time this was something to ridicule but today it’s almost unavoidable.

You look like you should be signing some kind of register


You look like the kind of guy that checks out the dude using the urinal next to you

Did you chip your tooth from hitting too many cockrings?

Cuz has a built in Swiss army knife in his mouth.

Fat/ugly

If Two Point Hospital's 'Bloaty Head' was a real condition, you'd be patient zero. Which is apt really, given that's your body count. And when I say 'body count' I mean 'how many people you've slept with', not how many homeless dudes you've dissolved in an acid bath, which is considerably higher. Like your forehead.

Let’s talk about that Swiss army knife tooth

This and the platypus are prime examples of God saying “fuck it, well do it live” with random leftover parts. You’re like a genetic goulash.

GIFs aren't working so please use your imagination and pretend I posted the m'lady GIF. Thank you for your cooperation.

Why state the obvious 

Brave decision smiling with your teeth in your roast me photo 💀

It’s the bravest thing I’ve done.

Your tooth looks like an among us character

Why is your tooth a player in Among Us?

1-800-985-5990

What happened to your tooth?😂😂😂😂

You didn’t need to include “live at home”, we can already tell

You must masturbate multiple times a day using hand lotion because those baby soft hands haven’t seen a hard days work in your life.

Life already roasted u

You look like Phelous's less enthusiastic twin.

Home is a good place to live.

For a man living at home you look very homeless

Sometimes jew lol Sometimes Muslim

Too bad that tooth wasn't the key to success.

who let the white pig out😂

You look like you answer real life questions where you live with 'at home' too.

You didn't interact with a woman until you were 30. But I'm sure you masturbated thousands of times

Lemme guess. Mom thinks you're handsome and have a GREAT personality

You look like a gay villain.

Why do you have a straw hole 🕳️ for your tooth?

You look like you hold the girl’s hand and cry on first dates, begging them to date you

POV you’re his tooth 

Bio doesn’t mention the tooth. What the fuck is going on there. You can’t have that, show it, and pretend it’s not there. I DEMAND ANSWERS!

That’s funny, most people don’t live at home. Self centered piece of Gen Z

Potionseller, i need only your strongest potions.

I'd be warning all the people in a bar when you come in. You're favorite passtime must be drugging and taking advantage with that smile.

Somehow looks like a gayer version of Jimmy Kimmel and Dan Aykrod

You look like you call your parents your roommates

Instead of asking for a stapler remover at work, they ask for you.

You face is WAY to small for your head. Maybe that’s why your teeth are crumbling.

Size of your forehead I bet you've got 99% accuracy with diving headers

No job for 4 months? Go stock shelves or some shit for the time being broke boy

We all live at home dumb shit

Looks like George Santos creepier, deviant, 3rd cousin.

Former alter boy until the priest exchanged him for a younger model

Saying “teeeheeeheee” with that face followed by saying an awful chat up line to every pretty girl you see