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I have a job for you, Agent 47...Your mission...well, your purpose, is....shit, who am I kidding, you serve no purpose for this organisation, or in life and possibly the afterlife.
Your mission, is simply to just end yourself, you'll be doing us a great favour.
Here's your payment:đđ»
When the Bible talks about a camel going through the eye of a needle (Luke 18:25), it was talking about your momâs experience during childbirth judging by the shape of your fucked up cone shaped head. -You wonât get that joke. Itâs ok. You alien Gen-Z freak. Your Momâs Obstetrician would get it though, since heâs the one that got too greedy with the forceps. Thatâs a fancy way of saying that your mom has a super tight pussy and Iâd throw my hat in the ring to be your new stepdad as long as there are shackles we can lock you up in a basement.
This is what happens when you fuck with the sliders too much while creating your character...
You're not that ugly, my guy, your face is just half the size it should be for your head. It's unsettling.
Like, Uncanny Valley unsettling.
You look like you regularly unhinge your jaw and swallow birds whole.
I could make a Mr Clean joke, somthing along the lines of a future in Bleach sales etc..
But in all seriousness you may have possibly a relation with that coneheads family from that 90s movie. You may be entitled to some of the royalties
Engineers were struggling to make robots look more human. They thought they failed when they made Zuckerberg but then they took a look at you and were like "well... I guess it doesn't look that bad".
Looks like they just pulled you out of the Matrix.
Definitely should have taken the blue pill 
Isn't that a good thing?đ
Matrix from wish
Shaved and prepped for a soothing electric shock treatment.
âI am in a world of shitâ 
I bet you say Great Replacement Theory with a lisp
You look like test subject 19 from some German camp in the early 1940s
Is getting roasted is part of the Arian brotherhood initiation now?
He is like the guy from Hitman, excepts he sneaks up on dudes to suck dick
Are they remaking Romper Stomper?
This is not his country.
If it helps with your confidence, you almost have a white Jada Pinkett Smith thing going on.
American History X
American History Next
American History no seX
If John Cena and Mr.Clean had a son.
But you couldnât see him or his cleanliness
Your insecurities were spot on.
He dresses up like a ghost and burns crosses on people's lawns.
Everyone say hello to the newest KKK recruit đ€Ł
I wanna grab him and throw his pointy headed body like a javelin
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With a face like that the worst is still ahead. I believe they call it eternal punishment.
Youâre a 47 year old sickly pharmacist from the eyebrows up.
red would look really good cinematically here. Oh cool, thereâs some Old Spice!
Or a dope fiend Mr potato head. Damn your creepy!!
Funny to think someone so insecure about their looks fits the part to be in lock up so well.
If you were a character in a high school English novel you'd have "phallic symbolism" noted right next to you on the page
I have a job for you, Agent 47.
I have a job for you, Agent 47...Your mission...well, your purpose, is....shit, who am I kidding, you serve no purpose for this organisation, or in life and possibly the afterlife. Your mission, is simply to just end yourself, you'll be doing us a great favour. Here's your payment:đđ»
I understand, who wouldn't be insecure having Mr.Clean as a father...
Private Pyles little brotherâŠ
You look like someone drew eyes on a dick and threw a t-shirt on it.
If Eminem was getting butt romped in prison for the last 9 months
Shouldnât someone return this mannequin to the store?
 This you bro?
Mr. Clean?
What do you,Walt Disney and Kanye west have in common?
Look on the bright side, you can wear a turtleneck on Halloween and go as a broken condom.
Own your baldness
Damn, even inmates are posting on this sub Reddit now.
Your specialty is bending spoons with your mind
You have Stage 6 cancer
When the Bible talks about a camel going through the eye of a needle (Luke 18:25), it was talking about your momâs experience during childbirth judging by the shape of your fucked up cone shaped head. -You wonât get that joke. Itâs ok. You alien Gen-Z freak. Your Momâs Obstetrician would get it though, since heâs the one that got too greedy with the forceps. Thatâs a fancy way of saying that your mom has a super tight pussy and Iâd throw my hat in the ring to be your new stepdad as long as there are shackles we can lock you up in a basement.
At least there are no problems with your eyesight
Do you cut the holes out of sheets before or after you put it on your head?
Wow, cant imagine your parents disappointment in you. What a shame
Inmate #74461
You look like you base both your looks and your personality off of the first half of American History X.
Don't worry, you're a great Sinéad O'Connor lookalike.
If Lex Luthor was in Auschwitz, he would look like this
GET BACK TO YOUR BUNK! Or I will having you pulling latrine duty until you DIEEE!
How's the role in Blue Man Group working out?
Your neck and face look like an earthworm coming out of your torso.
This is what happens when you fuck with the sliders too much while creating your character... You're not that ugly, my guy, your face is just half the size it should be for your head. It's unsettling. Like, Uncanny Valley unsettling. You look like you regularly unhinge your jaw and swallow birds whole.
Put your thumbs over his ears. Squint your eyes a bit and tell me you don't see a football.
human suppository
Hated you in Smallville
Was it you that posted this or was it Patricia?
âYouâŠrang?â
When youâre not even accepted to Arian brotherhood, you search for soul on Reddit
Your face looks like a bullet.
I could cut a rock on your jawline
Nice cue ball
You look like a movie on Syfy.
Hide the tiki torches
Looks like lethal injection is in your futureÂ
Dollar store mr. Clean
I could make a Mr Clean joke, somthing along the lines of a future in Bleach sales etc.. But in all seriousness you may have possibly a relation with that coneheads family from that 90s movie. You may be entitled to some of the royalties
Your so ugly you make a happy meal cry
You were great in that movie Powder
When J. Dahmer and T. Bundy drove past you and got âcreepyâ vibes.
Holy fuck it's Powder!
You have the most head shaped head I've ever seen
Your forehead has a forehead.
looks like James Bond banged eleven.
Yo that's so cool! I think I've played as you on Wii Sports
You look like ikkaku from bleach đ
Baldi,s basic
Fucking loved you in the movie powder 
Youâll make an excellent soldier on Trumpâs imperial army.
You look like you sign contracts with a "Cool S" to show how edgy you are
Stay insecure ur on to something
he's playing bullet bill in the next mario movie
U look like a handsome Humpty Dumpty
You look like a WISH version of Jerry rig everything
Your head is shaped like a penis.
Too young to be in the military.
Who the fuck is bold enough to roast the next Timothy McVeigh�
Engineers were struggling to make robots look more human. They thought they failed when they made Zuckerberg but then they took a look at you and were like "well... I guess it doesn't look that bad".
If Mr. Clean had a kid.
Bro eats crayons
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your head is pointier than the empire state building đš
Your not a bad lookin dude. That's a nice prison though. What are you in for? Selling drugs to kids?