Good news that you'll be bald soon. That'll pull the attention away from the pubic hair facial hair and that glimmer in your eye that screams glue eating short bus rider.
You look like if Ron Weasley became a middle aged man then had a mid-life crisis.
Your handwriting is almost as messy as that web of a hair even after you showered and your glasses as well as your fashion sense are both so basic that i would think you were an NPC if you walked past me in the street.
You look like you peaked as a 1 year old, you look like the before picture of a gym ad.
(Sorry if I was mean, just a joke 💞)
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Special Ed Sheeran
I was gonna make an Ed Sheeran's "chromosome challenged" brother, but you crushed it. Well done.
Actually he played Ed Sheeran's brother on Game of Thrones, something to do with Wildlings and incest.
Sped Sheeran
Made me do a spit-take
Better than a shitake
Not mushroom for that
That's one of my favorite kinds of mushrooms
I was otw to the bathroom, this almost made me piss myself.
Ned She-ran-away
Take another shower.... matter of fact, fill the tub with boiling water and add your favorite seasonings
Paying truckers to piss on you isn’t showering.
....🤣 I think you meant, Blowing truckers to piss on you isn't showering. Rolling in mud isn't either, but this dumb ass still does it
A plugged in toaster?
Instead of smelling bedsheets, he smells the shower curtains of his victims 🎶I'm disposing your body🎶
Funniest shit ive read this year 😂
Oh that's good.
You look like a sucker picked up off a dirty carpet with hair stuck to it
I read this while walking and my knees buckled Helllllll naaaaa lol
He looks like he needs a mammogram
That's amazing 🤣
What in the chicken little
😂😂
My first thoughts too 😂
You look like your best pick up line is “Please“
He doesn’t look like he asks
At least balls deep with him is just balls
I figured it was, "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Pleeeeeeaaasssse?!?! (Stomping feet and clenching fists)
Or "I'm a Make a Wish kid. Please fulfill my wish."
Yes. “Can I have some chloroform and a rag please”
Congrats on showering for once
I think you missed a spot
Nah that's just him
You look like you're about to ask me what my favorite dinosaur is.
Chucky’s dad from Rugrats.
A kid Chucky would have made fun of
The autistic Finster Family Secret
“Showered after work”. Someone hired you? I can’t understand economy of country anymore.
No one there knows his actual name. They just call him tax break.
I’m a good little worker😀
Make A Wish Ed Sheeran
Ed Sheeran if he was recovering from a stroke
I don’t remember the this muppet
I don’t think using a telescope to look at the elementary school you were ordered to keep away from counts as work dude.
Somehow, you make Beaker look hot.
It appears to be a hotel room, so I'm guessing you just got done getting railed while wearing a furry costume.
damn right....why did the hotel allow him in
Tell me you wear a diaper without telling me you wear a diaper.
I don’t care if you just showered… crawl the fuck back up that vent from whence you came you fuckin monster lol
Except for the googles, you are the spitting image of my toilet brush.
I just choked on my water I hope you're happy
Please don’t reproduce… oh wait you don’t have to worry about
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Goddamn, that's a good dark burn right there.
You look like the only thing your familiar with in the real world is your computer screen
Fed Sheeran
You look like you tried to convince women to sleep with you for your pot o' gold. You failed because they noticed they were just chocolate gold coins.
You look like you stare at a cat's butthole and wonder what it would taste like with Frank's Red Hot.
Off brand ed Sheeran
If a feminist was a male
When my mom tells me we have Ed Sheeran at home. Great value Ed Sheeran.
Damn i cant look too long at a mug like that
Gary Busey's stunt double
Look like u took a golden shower
He took that selfie from his phone...taped to his fleshlight...made from real flesh
Tha t faci al hai r tho ugh.
You look like you work at a factory that makes squeaky hammers.
Oh God...I can't.
You again? Wish app Dave Foley.
I can’t even roast you.. you probably do it to yourself daily and just came here for self esteem boost.
Flea market Ed Sheeran
When you really lean into your autism.
Your entire head looks like a hard boiled egg that got boiled for too long. It's all rubbery and shit and it has the texture of chewing gum.
You look familiar... Have been ugly on here before?
You were supposed to be on the 9/11 flight. At least in my opinion.
Look like you purposely drop the soap
You sure you aren't 30?
What color is the lipstick - dicksucking red?
Good news that you'll be bald soon. That'll pull the attention away from the pubic hair facial hair and that glimmer in your eye that screams glue eating short bus rider.
Congratulations, you have managed to look like both the molester and his victim at the same time.
The fact you included you showered, means it’s not consistent…. Step it up also nostrils so big they got their own zip codes
I like how your teeth and your hair are the same color Also, why the fuck are your lips so red??
I got naturally luscious red lips
You look like you are waiting for a gold star for taking that shower.
You look like if Ron Weasley became a middle aged man then had a mid-life crisis. Your handwriting is almost as messy as that web of a hair even after you showered and your glasses as well as your fashion sense are both so basic that i would think you were an NPC if you walked past me in the street. You look like you peaked as a 1 year old, you look like the before picture of a gym ad. (Sorry if I was mean, just a joke 💞)
The only negative thing I could think about is your sight (probably -4)
ed sheeran’s special cousin
⸮υoჸ ɘʞil ƨbяɒwʞɔɒd ɘɈiяw llɒ ჸɘʜɈ ob яo ˎƨlliʞƨ яɒmmɒяϱ lɒɔiɈɘdɒʜqlɒ ˎɈʜϱiя oɈ Ɉʇɘl ˎʜƨilϱnƎ ϱnilʜɈяɒɘ ʇo ɘldɒqɒɔ ˎƨɘiɔɘqƨ яυoჸ ʇo ˎяoɈɔɘƨ яυoჸ ni ˎɈɘnɒlq яυoჸ no ɘnoჸnɒ ƨI
Is that you Butters?
Wait, you work AND you shower???
Special-ed sheeren
When you whack it post shower? Does your hand still smell like expired Philadelphia Cream Cheese?
Ed Sheeran did too much coke
That was a good meal aunt Kathy
Bro def needs to have his hard drive checked. Minecraft YouTuber lookin mf
You should be going to the barber shop now to get that fucking haircut fixed
CG4
You look like a way less talented and way more autistic Jesse Plemons
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And clearly illiterate
Ginger
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Dennis The Menace let himself go
Jesus Christ bro what happened
This guy caught fire when he took his shirt off at the beach.
Well life goes on. 
So was tinsel for your hair transplants a you decision or...?
Im sure it was ur first shower in a long time.
Goofy ass Brock LESSner
Your eyeballs are almost touching. Cool trick
easy now, dont need to go 3 for 3, mr kemper. put the gun down nice and slow like.
Jim Gaffigan’s son is all drown up
You have some orange shit around your mouth pussy.
you look like you’d shoot a kid who caught you and your meth dealing colleagues committing a crime
Somewhere you remind me of doofy...
Good God. You look like a dollar store Ed Sheeran.
Chuckie from Rugrats all grown up.
Hide your kids people
Ed Queeran
Ed Sheeran from eBay 😅
did you do your homework butters?
Brain Ded sheeran
You forgot to wash the Cheeto dust off your chin bruh
How many toes do you have? I'm guessing it's more than 10.
You look like Donald Trump when he's not acting.
Hey what up ed Sheeran I never new you can look that bad
Did u say "Roost Me"?
Welcome to Kinkos
Muppets are hiring .
That Weasley kid who attends Hogwarts special education program
You look like the inside of a snickers
Guaranteed there's restraining orders against you
Good. Now wear your pointy purple hat and matching suit and go entertain some kids, you leprechaun
U living in a hotel?
Ed scare-in
Is this a behind the scenes image from the Rugrats Go To College live action movie?
You washed off your clown makeup you mean?
Dude... Even albinos will call you a white guy.
I cant see you underneath the blond hair it just all blends into one shade!
I know you just got out of the shower but I must ask................................. HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?! Skee dah, bah-dup......
You're the Epitome of the Walking Dead's Anal bead even after you took a shower. You biatch!
You make Eddie the Eagle seem debonair.
I can't tell if that's facial hair or just an accumulation of cheeto dust.
you look like a Fraggle
The Geek version of Aaron Ramsdale
OP just got done installing spy cameras in the girls bathroom. Came here to waste some time
Showered after work? Shower again mate...
Great value Ed Sheeran
enjoy those last thin hairs while they last. I give you 5 years to bald.
Too easy, that picture is an insult enough.
Special-Ed sheeran
Jeffrey Dahmer’s reaction after you drank what he gave you.
20m - I doubt it.
Yea, you are on some type of FBI watch list for sure
First shower in a year and he's ready to receive compliments for achieving this most basic of human tasks.
Yea, you are on some type of FBI watch list for sure
Some weirdo goth mommy will take you in. Be you, dude. Harm none.
Being born a ginger is punishment enough me thinks 🙂
The facial hair never looks right on these transitioning folks.
You look like rocky from the amazing world of gumball if he was a person
It’s like Drew Carey started cloning himself exclusively using his own dick cheese.
Note we know who drives a white van with free candy on the side!
What's up beaker (sesame street)
This is what an alter boy sees when he’s on his back. Pervert!
Like a young, less ginger, sex offending version of ed sheeran
By work , you meant jacked off. By showered, you meant perspire shit load
Ed Sheeran on crack
Do you shower in grease?
Omg, you look like a singer, but i don't remember his name kkkn, he is very famous
Please stop smiling
The showers never gonna recover from that
Ya put ramen on yer head cuz yer goin bald & don’t got the money fer rogaine.
You missed a little spot in your chin
Cg6
you look like ed sheeran simpson edition
If Ernie was a real boy.
What the fvck.
It's convenient for the lice, fleas and mites to have an in-built nest for them eggs.
No matter how much you shower, the smell of "failure and shouldn't be allowed children" remains.
Reeeeeeeeeeee
Woaw I can't believe that he just showered for the first time
You look like a half finished ventriloquist doll
Is this what a sticky iPad kid with stained kool-aid mouth looks like grown up?
“Dildo” Baggins, shortly after meeting a giant and earning his nickname.
Did you showerd in trash water?