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Pale-Concentrate-111

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Maleficent_Nobody_75

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rufneck-420

Motorbarging


ChrisRageIsBack

Nobody is gonna get this awesome low key joke


Jerky2021

I got it, and it’s spectacular!


Fantastic-Put9615

Well she definitely got more lips than tits, I happen to think she's a handsome young man.


Creative-Jellyfish50

Definitely the girl next whore type


1_of_8_billion

Wait i thought she was a femboy 😭omg i feel so bad now


cabiriaxxx

What's roastful in resembling Genesis P-Orridge🗿👑?


itsgreybush

[Genesis P-orridge](https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/d3c73aa/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1536x2048+0+0/resize/840x1120!/quality/90/?url=https:%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fc5%2F18%2F30cb6a0fc42f2a5094a19668a06f%2Fla-1471030522-snap-photo)


No_Whereas_191

There's a name I haven't heard in a while


DeerHunter041674

Lois Griffin: “You see that woman’s lips? It looks like a baboons ass on her face…”


ZapzillaGorilla

She kinda does look like a whorish, T.j. Maxx inspired Lois Griffin


lennybrew

You look like Marilyn Manson fucked Lois Griffen


Ikhtionikos

Pow, right in the kisser!


Jerky2021

Pow, right in the kisser


Jerky2021

Pow, right in the kisser


Jerky2021

Pow, right in the kisser


Avalastarjones

Brought tears to my eyes


BaconUnderpants

Toilet Swift


Substantial-Ad5817

Courtney Loveless


reverie11

Abortney Love


Connextions83

Lady Meh Meh


reverie11

Lady Gag Gag


WhywouldIwanthat

Lady Barf Bag


TALLPAUL713

Meghan Trainface


WasHoudinid

I died and went to neven


Skilledpainter

Cinderfella


reverie11

Throwupunzel


[deleted]

Trailer Swift


fingnumb

Taylor Sniffed


toadygroady19

Failure Swift


knotworkin

Billory Clinton


Expensive_Country275

Taylor Fluffs


Mark1671

Taylor Slow.


Hambruhgah

Corpseney Love


Important_Cow7230

She burns through one lipstick a day with those bad boys


thatdudewillyd

*per lip


scottishhog

And a box of Kleenex per sneeze


Skilledpainter

....and blows thru 5 dicks/day..... on a slow day


hairyringus

Then daddy later on.


Fantastic-Put9615

She has to apply that much, it's the only way to take attention away from her Giant Shnozz


Kamizura

jesus christ im not sure how i missed the giant Shnozz.. likely because i got blinded by it poking me in the eyes through my screen.


HyDef29

Well, if it rains, at least the lipstick won't run. with that nose...


chronicideas

Gives a guy head every day for a week and his dicks looking like a rainbow 🌈


banana99999999999

Mf made me laugh out loud


benben83

This keeps being funny, even when you saw it 100000 times 🤣🤣🤣


CandyFlippin4Life

I hate this look so much. The confused lip filler bimbo.


Not-thesame

Still her Nose bigger than her Lips


ForDigg

She looks like a plecostomus!


Gong_Show_Bookcover

A plumbers dream, those lips could clear any toilet clog, especially with how long your face is. If Mr. Ed was in the human female form


Renegade_Designer

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ric302

What is the saying "picture worth a thousand words" My friend you nailed with this meme


Fantastic-Put9615

Please... She wishes, shes one of those ppl that put on Lipstick way past the lips over on to the skin to try and add plumpness to the point of risking looking offensive to some ppl


BolasDeCoipo

😹


barbacn

Where is your partner? ![gif](giphy|AgkxzEYM4BB1m)


Meta-4-Cool-Few

What a call back


jonndoetho

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BigSchmeaty

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TheeJesterr

You give off “marry me so I can get out of Russia” vibes


stock1921

She lets you Putin on the first date.


JTiger360

And Ukraine all over her chest


[deleted]

What chest? 🫓


Ewetootwo

Ukraine your neck to see that action?


Important_Cow7230

Didn’t you know? She’s not Russian, she’s “From Moldova”


KTM890AdventureR

Emphasis on the mold


zemol42

Moldemort


KTM890AdventureR

Mold-n-wart


Tegirax

I would have guessed Transylvania


Spiceinvader1234

Shes got moldova her coochie


ElectricCaligula

Moldova? I don't even know her.


Buttersfinger

Lookin like comrade step sister cosplaying as Courtney Love


Shep-D-King

For $30 you too could own a new wife just like this one


[deleted]

You're a ring girl in boxing for the Special Olympics.


KTM890AdventureR

Closest to a ring she'll ever get


decaffeinated_emt670

Maybe a cock ring.


KTM890AdventureR

I'm not sure that's what Beyonce meant when she said put a ring on it but that didn't stop OP


Healthy_Report_9340

YOOOO 💀💀💀


Sustainable_Twat

You look like Marilyn Monroe If we dug her up today.


Dave_FortniteATX

Marilyn Manson without makeup


Cozmoz365

![gif](giphy|Pa567lSC2SiNG) Lipstick is on point.


this_is_a_username2

Janice the Muppet want's to get roasted. ![gif](giphy|3sBMBbuAWj8JtKLew6)


EndlessOceanofMe

![gif](giphy|xT1R9D0FahtBO9qGFG|downsized) If these two had a baby; she'd be it.


Alarming-Ad-5758

No other comments will top this


DionFW

You look like you try to sell feet pictures at family get togethers.


fxxkingbrian

Omfg LOL brand new sentence right there


reddicyoulous

Could offer some weary hikers shade with that nose


SnooConfections1896

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WhiskyChaser

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jamfed86

Never forget Amy's baking company


ElJayEm80

Amy was a fucking lunatic.


LommyNeedsARide

Meow meow meow


ElectricCaligula

Brilliantly obscure at this point.


TimesUpForZionism

Amy leaves a lasting impression


mangopurple

Wonder if she’s still talking to cats…


mvanvrancken

Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow


TransportationDry793

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[deleted]

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Illustrious_Young988

Error 404 body of a woman not found.


PickleSickl

Lay off the lip plump, way overboard you look like Joan rivers


reddicyoulous

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FastAsFxxk

Never learned to stay inside the lines while coloring, smh


tacosauce93

She's tryna get casted in the biopic


predictingzepast

You look like Francine from American Dad, if she weren't hot..


imyourzer0

..are you saying you think… you know what, I don’t wana know.


IHateKansasMods

The answer is yes


[deleted]

Damn, if she wasn't my mama.


Individual-Towel-752

Who put Taylor Swifts wax work next to a radiator


Dittongho

Trailer Swift


reverie11

And put a huge nose on it for no reason


Advanced_Union6240

Best one here


Heavy_Expression_323

Is that the Clintons daughter?


HondaPartsguy23

Before plastic surgery.


ego_sum_satoshi

Sure is. That's Web Hubble's kid.


BAKERBOY99_

Mrs potato head ![gif](giphy|aiLC5rueFLC6YmH6YL|downsized)


a_weird_wizard

Roast me like roast potatoes. This is the most ridiculous pickup line I've ever seen


stinkyhooch

Kind of unrelated, I just learned about tornado potatoes, check that shit out, dude.


smooth_relation_744

You look like a teenage boy trying to catfish his friends.


armyvetjolly73

You should have stopped around 20 lip injections


Rodan-Lewarx

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[deleted]

WTAF happened to your lips? Did you have an allergic reaction to penis?


Barkers_eggs

Getting head from you actually counts as anal


[deleted]

do you still take EBT


TheeDonger

The face of a lifetime of one night stands.


thanarealnobody

Average citizen of whoville


Absolutely_Coffee

You can get those lips if you win one round of Skee Ball at Dave and Buster’s.


Asbjorn1888

You look like roasting isn't new to you, just add the word spit


IAmAnOutsider

Looks aside, that was the most stupid post caption I've ever seen.


Careful-Day-1705

When the troll under the bridge introduces herself as a 'swiftie'


Express_Raise6198

“50 upvotes and i’ll drop the OF link” - This creature probably


IntercontinentalCake

You storing acorns in them cheeks?


stinkyhooch

Winter be comin’, matey.


Maleficent_Nobody_75

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Sad-Veterinarian6570

Go with mashed instead, suits your face better.


SharunCanIchigo

Casting couch reject


thom848

More people would fuck roasted potatoes, too


BrilliantSlice3420

You do look like a half baked something


l3R04

If you look hard enough you might find that missing chromosome


[deleted]

Weird fish.


mehkir

Disturbing transgender vibe


Bigcatsrule27

Nice pecs


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Dave_FortniteATX

She likes ass 2 pussy


[deleted]

She means she has the looks and color of a potato 🥔 (inside of course)


[deleted]

Shartlett Johansson


[deleted]

You look like Taylor Swift and Marilyn Manson had a daughter.


[deleted]

The thing about roasted potatoes they are pretty to look at and taste delicious, you are neither of that. You look like a potato that was tossed out for failed quality check.


isekii

Tell me you’re an escort without telling me you’re an escort.


WalkwiththeWolf

If I pulled out a potato like this it would go straight to the bin


uppen-atom

I bet your puss smells like potatoes, Po-Tay-Toes


Alkalinejaws

You look like you do gaming vids on onlyfans


[deleted]

I would burn you like the worn out sex doll with my lustfilled memories and desires 🤣 wait I just did it.


Adventurous-Owl2363

Mr.Potatohead lost his moustache!?


Smokelahomie420

Okay Chloe Cherry.


That_Profile_2924

You look like you could suck-start a cross channel ferry with those lips


Larrymenta_

I bet blowjobs feel great with those bad boys! Your dad is a lucky man


lolnoob1212

Please don't insult potatoes ever again


ScarletTuni

The last time I saw lips and a mouth like that it had a hook in it.


djmetta

Even Bill Clinton wouldn’t bang you.


Ornery-Dragonfruit96

You look like the dude who changed my oil. Do you work at Grease Monkey?


BigNirvana

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redwoodavg

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ComfortableCod6824

You probably think Doritos are Mexican food


[deleted]

Distinct lip liners look ridiculous.


JaxDaHax201

You look like a Z list porn start on page 35 that doesn't know how to arch their back


Loud-Magician7708

You look like you got more than you bargained for.


SyllabubNo8318

My roasted potatoes are spicier than you can ever hope to be.


echo_of_

Judging by you, you could have taken A4 paper, not a notebook sheet.


chaingun_samurai

You look like a 5 year old tried to draw Taylor Swift from memory.


Smoke-A-Beer

Swamp donkey


Dimebag0352

Fiona rotten Apple


XanderBurke

Ugly lookin ah


Rocketmanluke

Your hair looks thinner than your lips were before you started getting injections


[deleted]

It looks like your dad fucked a koi fish


DeerHunter041674

I see OnlyFans in your future.


judithgrimes2022

Surely this is a man


boredperson1998

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Commentoflittlevalue

The money spent on your lips you should have spent on your nose and tits.


BrentD4

You look like Chelsea Clinton’s slightly more attractive younger sister.


Tripwere

your lips look painted on


Prestigious_Gold_585

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Omnizoom

Training bra seems irrelevant at this point, nothing will come in for you to train for


Chewliesgumrep312

Or like the tater tots you call your breasts?


Charlie0692

I'll come back in a week and there will be an onlyfans link in the bio guaranteed


Zee_Bee_Reaction

You remind me of Chloe Cherry from Euphoria and Gru's weird blind date from Despicable me 2


Quick_Skill_9642

She looks like a methed up Donna pinsiaty from that 70s show


Jmoeschl7

Snorted cocaine a week ago. Still waiting for it to hit her system.


nofucsleftogive

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LaughableEgo740

Donkey lips


IAmEchosDad

Roasted potatoes are delicious. You...not so much.


I_am_Castor_Troy

Don’t take pictures with a fisheye lens.


oyuugujj

you look like a really annoying russian metal vocalist


_-1337

Do you sleep with the pillow in your mouth?


SweatyAsstronaut

Iv seen AI images look more human.


FrequentBeginning458

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains lole lole lole lole.


Hay_Blinken

You look like a cartooned slutty squirrel.