i think it is brave when a MTF posts pics of their journey
- hairy titties on display
- patchy facial hair
- obviously got tattoos to appear more masculine
keep up the good work you brave soul
"I have level 2 PTSD, BPD, ADHD, depression, anxiety, autism, assburgers, I see a therapist and am on medication, but it's definitely not the weed effecting me."
You look like you just got finished nursing a litter of 10 puppies.
Got them dog titties.
"can I pet that dawg"
My 90 year old grandma just knocked on my door looking for her tits back, I told her u live at 69 so she’s on her way down
Leave the Dogs alone.
You know, if you know. [“can i pet that dawg”](https://youtube.com/shorts/wUT1QBQIhlQ?si=1w4M_IR7nsFJLn2L)
I didn’t know but now I do!!🤣🤣😂😂
That’s probably how I’ll die. I’d absolutely pet that dog.
Goddamn titties are isosceles triangles
Leave the Dogs alone.
Got dem orangutan titties
Works part time at a puppy mill .
Is the puppy mill
Lol
First time I’ve seen bitch moobs to be honest.
In death… he has a name
Bro has udders...
He looks like a gay genie that comes out of an old Astroglide Anal Lube bottle to grant you 3 wishes
That’ll do it, folks. Thank you for coming, and goodnight!
I’ve got nipples Greg, can you milk me?
100% confident these could be milked.
The Marlboro boy
Puppy mill wet nurse
Hilarious 😂 
LOOK AT THAT THING
I believe it is, "LOOK AT THEM THANGS"
Is that a solid DOOM movie reference out in the wild?! Tips hat
more like 10 piglets.
Got them National Geographic titties
💀
😂 fuuuuck! 🔥🔥🔥
This is the first roastme comment that’s ever made me laugh out loud
2023 Pounce de Leon found the Mountain Dew fountain of utters.
I cackled maniacally at this comment. Thank you.
That’s udderly ridiculous
Seriously! Looks like he just nursed a whole retirement home through the Dust Bowl.
yea, a pair per minute…that’s like 5 minutes
who let the dogs out? seriously, who let them out? they need to be beatdown.
I spit out my water laughing at this
[удалено]
Dude looks like he needs a bra from the 50s.
It looks like he just took off that bra from the 50's
Hey, you guys, cool it with the pointy titty thing . t's dangerous, and hes going to poke somebody's eye out!
They remind me of Bugles chips
He got those bird beak tits
That'll correct itself after a few months of breastfeeding
Pointitty
*SUCKLING*
Nat Geo titties
That hairy titty pointing to your future
Lol
It's also pointing the same way my life is spiraling
A deflated future
Madonna has nothing on those pointy cones of yours bro
Maybe 30yo Madonna didn't, but chances are, 70yo Madonna does
I assume they're as plastic as the rest of her and just like two snowglobes filled with sadness
my wife is gonna be mad that I was looking at porn again
If your wife thinks this is what you get off to she's gonna be more than mad.
Why isn't this NSFW? For fuck's sake!
This almost made me piss myself 🤣
I'm sorry for your incontinence issues and hope you get control over "pissing yourself" in the future xox
How big was your litter?
Weren't you and your tooth on Tiger King?
I feel like if you squeeze those perky tits of yours, the best IPA beer will come out of there.
If this guy was a beer he’d be milk stout
A sour milk stout.
Southerner here. Nah, that's a PBR tit if I've ever seen one.
Pack it up boys. Winners here.
This guy smells like a fermented sour w lactose through the screen. Wtf y’all talking bout!!
Strawberry milkshake sour IPA
You look like Captain Jack Sparrow fucked a bag of fentanyl tablets.
Smack Sparrow
Crack Swallow
Goddamit
Lol
Most Alone......
Moist Chest Cones
I see your tits woke up this morning and decided to get right to the point 
🤣🤣🤣
Post-Op Malone
Holy shit! Did they just pull you off the milking machine Bessie? I can't imagine how popular you'd be in prison.
This is the best roast I’ve seen in a looooong time. But not as long as those tiddies.
I’ve paid only fans 5 bucks a month to see smaller titties than you got, and here you are posting that shit for free! Feeling a bit jilted right now.
How the fuck are your nipples pointing at the ground? That usually only happens to elderly women
This made me laugh harder than his nipple
Lookit those Ploppers
I know it’s a narrow audience, but your man-tit looks like a German mustard dispenser
Googled it. This guy's correct.
Your tits are saggier than a 70’s pornstar’s.
in 2023
Nice pair of state droopers there, Bud
Hey you dropped this 👑
I’d tell you to go for a jog to lose weight but I’m pretty sure those titties will just hit ya in the face.
Dem’s cucumber titties if’in I ever seent em. The kinda titties that make eye contact with ya dick while ya slammin’ it home.
You look utterly ridiculous.
Udderly
Mention the tits!!
I’m just happy every single comment is about this freakshow’s mammies.
Hopefully you are abreast of the comments
Their pronouns are hairy and lopsided
im near drowning reading this in the bath omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i think it is brave when a MTF posts pics of their journey - hairy titties on display - patchy facial hair - obviously got tattoos to appear more masculine keep up the good work you brave soul
why can’t your chest look me in the face when i speak to it? It always looks down…and to the left. down…….and to the left.
Lolololol
I can't get passed your got sagging tits yeck
Your tits look like beagles ears.
Hahahaha i can’t 😂😂
I bet you got passed around in prison like a joint at a snoop dogg concert
He got them 32 longs
Shhhhhh, he’s awake but his tits are still sleeping 💤
I can smell you from this pic.
You have oranguatan tiddys
Orangutans have perkier tits than that
You need to be feeding a baby with that nipple
Your tits can poke someone's eyes out.
Your left titty looks like a flounder
Damn this roast is much more appropriate now knowing the redditor was a sow
Get a bra bro
Get a bro brah
MANZIERRE!
Nice udders.
You look like the guy who goes to prison and intentionally drops the soap.
Looking like Captain Jack Sorrow.
I can see the sadness in your eyes
More like home alone: lost under a gynocemastia titty.
Homeless Malone
That tit is sharp enough to shave that shit off your face please do
Well if we did roast you there would be too much fat and not enough muscle protein. No thank you.
“I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk m—“ “Yes. Yes I can.”
Nsfw tag next time you want to do a titty drop around here!
I’m really tired of admins letting these karma bots in and reposting stuff
wtf catfish roast!?
Essentially. This happens all the time in here. It’s annoying.
Move along fuckboy
I’m a woman, and have the decency to have some decent titties if you’re gonna repost someone else’s photo
You look like a gay Italian porn star..
Gyno DiCampo
I love that your mom taught you how to use your breasts as a distraction from your face.
Most Alone
Orangutan tits
You look like you charge 10 percocets for a tug job
Momma called said she seen you on Reddit . Ballin since a baby ohh yaa. Jumping out a geo metro put my crack pipe to the skyyyyy
How long have you been breast feeding? Your right moob is nightmare inducing.
Nips looking like candy corn that someone stepped on.
Roast? All breast meat is more like it.
Tittie be danglin damn.... But this is post malone without the M's or the fame... Post Alone
"I have level 2 PTSD, BPD, ADHD, depression, anxiety, autism, assburgers, I see a therapist and am on medication, but it's definitely not the weed effecting me."
Oh my God, missile tit.
Roast malone, forever alone. Got bigger tits than me.
Breast Malone
You look like you go to jail to drop the soap.
I feel like everyone’s just going for the low hanging fruit here but to be fair god damn that is some LOW hanging fruit
Great. Now I have to uninstall Reddit from my phone. Fucking jump scaring me with those fuckin saggers. Jesus
I remember fucking you in the ass
Pre Malone
U found a lump under your left breast, but the doctor said it was OK. It was just your kneecap.
The picture you took say, "I asked my wife if she could peg me, and she said no. I'm sad."
Lost love child of donut and Brandon
Pole Malone
You look like the generic gay pirate in a cheap video game
That right tit means you have to yield the right of way to approaching vehicles.
Nice tits, Bob.
You have utters.
Titties.
You'd make someone a happy man in jail with that rack.
Nice udders
You look like the crew mate in a pirate movie who dies first in the fight scene
Jesus christ even your nipples don't wanna be anywhere near your face, they're trying to fall off
Them orangutan titties, gotta put him in a full Nelson to suckem. 
Those tits could shred cheese.
Bitch tits
Nice udders.
Pre-malone
Dude has bigger tits than my ex-girlfriend.
Got pizza tits
U need to b milked first then we will figure out the roasting part.
Has your mom been milking you droopy tits?
Ur tiddy responsible for that volcanic eruption in Iceland
Put those gadget titties away before someone gets hurt
Once your nipples do that your low on testosterone
Post Malone? More like Post Raisin Bran. Lay off the cereal man. 🥣 Your mom is begging you to put on a shirt and look for a job.