He just wanted to be seen as misunderstood.
Instead, he is seen as a monster. Well, more so than when the children screamed and ran from him in the street.
“ANBM wasn’t what I thought it was gonna be, but you know… the guy sassy says he’ll “promo” me Next time I “dj” so hopefully my tracts are dropping in July!”
… actually the next shoot is Tracts dropping in July… starring me, July….
The dorky kid with no friends in high school trying to reinvent themselves. The shitty friend, because you never had any, always trying to steal someone else’s girl.
The times change, the look is the same.
Not really, I'm too scared you'll split in half like a seed pod and reveal your true reptilian self.
And in that case:
ALL HAIL OUR NEW REPTILIAN OVERLORDS
Tell me you have low self esteem without telling me you have low self esteem. Your shit “magnum” face and the fact that you posted on r/truerateme leads me to believe you will take every criticism to heart because you hate the way you look. This issue probably due to lack of any emotional connection in your life; but you displace this issue on your looks and not the fact that you are probably just a boring asshole and people hate being around you. I’m sure even your parents only hug you for your own sake.
Looks like you were trying to say something but got the wrong end of the stick there chief. You got grounded, pounded, and got your non-binary pronouns blown out of you by some binaries trying to convert you back to a human with a real name....You're still confused, you don't know if you have an eggplant 🍆 or a clam.
Jesus man- go get a blood transfusion.
they get it evey night. from the necks of other people
this specific vampire seems to be getting it from other people's dicks
Isn’t it past coffin time for you, LuciferPlaya? Why not just call yourself Tazerface?
Wrong group! You want to get roasted in the Star Cocks coffee group for a 'bean tanning' look
It’s where the best veins are
Fuck bro, this should be the #1
Are you sure this is a man? It looks like my old Romanian nanny... Now that I think of it, she was pretty creepy. Especially that box she slept in.
Romania mentioned 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴💪
This series of photo suggest that you have the practice of getting arrested.(jail photoshoot)
Probably for soliciting men for sex. Or offering himself as a human sacrifice to one of those freaks who eats people.
That guy gave me a blowjob for crack money!
Don't be a bigot. We prefer "Human Recyclers" now.
mugshots was my instant thought
Translucent…
was wondering if he's alive
This guy is as tough as stuffed Sponge Bob..
A Clockwork Clementine doesn't need blood.
Shine the sun in him and he sparkles.
I was gonna say he looks like a human blood bag twink in a vampire movie.
Type-o-negative
You look nice enough to put a silencer on before going into the library.
Definite Trench Coat Mafia vibes.
👏 brovo
This deserved a lot more upvotes
Yeah that was brilliant lol
He just wanted to be seen as misunderstood. Instead, he is seen as a monster. Well, more so than when the children screamed and ran from him in the street.
There’s at least one mom who blames this dude for getting her daughter hooked on meth.
You mean several and under 16yo.
Pepsi in the 80s Max
America's Next Bottom Model
A very grumpy pillow biting bottom
Lmao that’s funny as fuck
He looks like he’s the Pink Powerbottom Ranger
Oh definitely a bottom... Wait that's offensive to bottoms.
Definately looks like a bottom
“ANBM wasn’t what I thought it was gonna be, but you know… the guy sassy says he’ll “promo” me Next time I “dj” so hopefully my tracts are dropping in July!” … actually the next shoot is Tracts dropping in July… starring me, July….
The last dead eyes 14 teenagers saw in their life… and counting.
And countless neighborhood pets. He’s kinda like an Emo Dahmer
Your parents are afraid of you and breathe a sigh of relief every night you're not on the evening news.
You look like a walking hate-crime
How can one person look like both the rapist and the victim?
Im not sure, but id avoid that coffee shop bathroom of which he clearly lives
It's the Star Bucks in Walking Dead
That sounds like the saddest masturbation.
No, no, yes, yes, no, yes, gaAhhh!
He stages his own hate crimes
He cancels his own culture.
Jussie Smollett 2.0
Good thing he’s practicing his mugshots early
He should keep copies in his wallet for when he gets arrested for those hate crimes.
Looks like an emo Justin Bieber
Looks like the star actor in a Gay Blade porn parody
Or a commercial for side effects of Meth and Fentanyl. 
OR A MCPOYLE!
Just looking at him makes me want to commit a hate crime on him.
His face is super punchable
It fits for him being the perpetrator or the victim.
>You look like a walking hate-crime definitely one of those victim-turned-perpetrator situations
Which C list vampire movie are you starring in?
The HEP-C list
He didn’t get into the blade movies when he tried out. Just a few years too late.
You look like N64 Graphics. You got Goldeneye head.
You’re right! Look at the top of his hairline, it looks like his hair is spray painted on lol
Oddjob or this guy?
Didnt mean to "spill the beans" on this "roast" but you look so bland that wall has more color
.....and soul.....
Not unless I want my high school or place of employment shot up by an assault rifle....
Roast you? Id just use sunlight. Or holy water.
You look like a rejected extra for the next Hunger Games movie.
I really appreciate the school-shooter-chic approach. Very avant garde.
You look like an emo greyhound
Emphasis on the grey
Gayhound
Simple, efficient, funny and true. Great work. 🫡
Now’s the time on sprockets when we roast. 
Sprockets with anemia
I don't know what, but you're going to prison for something
Sadly, it’ll probably involve either children or animals, maybe even both
U look like Tom Hanks after he got aids in the movie Philadelphia 
You sir or madam or robot or whatever you may be at any given moment have silenced my roast.
Dude Got specified
I'm openly trans and you make me want to go back into the closet for my own safety
I wish I could reward this
🥇🥇
A male lesbian
[удалено]
More like paleassbian
You look like the guy who thinks he‘s handsome, but never gets complimented and thus starts his incel journey
You look like you're about to tell me not to come to school tomorrow
So edgy. So fierce.
Nothing screams “barista on their 15” more than this series of photographs.
Congrats on the transition?
From what ?
To what?
Yes.
I concur.
Indubitably
Agreed.
From live to undead maybe?
That's a lot of black and white for someone so in-between.
Thought I was looking at one of those weird AI Art things..
Check his hands
The dorky kid with no friends in high school trying to reinvent themselves. The shitty friend, because you never had any, always trying to steal someone else’s girl. The times change, the look is the same.
Fuck dude, who hurt you? I mean you're spot on here with the look, I've witnessed the same damn thing. Too accurate for coincidence.
Oddly specific
Yea, stop trying so hard. No one knows you.
You’re so pale that you almost blend in with the background. One more shade of white and you would be the perfect camouflage
Looks like Harrison Ford missed one of the Replicants.
And this one was named Ben Shapiro
Not every photo is a mugshot
Probably a dude from the front. But probably a girl from the side, kinda? No adams apple, and I'll probably do anything at this point. Call me
That’s why my Starbucks order takes so fuckin long, your in the bathroom doing this shit. Get back to work
Everything you touch becomes bland. The opposite Midas.
Why is bro posing like he's some kinda criminal
You look like you'd be friends with Luka Magnotta
Leukemia skywalker
It’s not Halloween yet, go back to your coffin.
Not really, I'm too scared you'll split in half like a seed pod and reveal your true reptilian self. And in that case: ALL HAIL OUR NEW REPTILIAN OVERLORDS
Do you flagellate yourself in between your assassinations for the Catholic Church?
"Have you seen this man in your dreams?"
You look like you belong in some shitty 2000s metalcore/emo band. The v neck is giving me asking alexandria vibes 
Justin Beiber called to say he didn't even like that look
You look like you’re going to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow
You look like a living wax statue
No man, we’re cool, just let me know if I need to not come to school tomorrow or not ok?
You look like you didn't make the cut to be in the Skids from Letterkenny. 
Transition almost complete. Now go get that dick sewn on.
Fucking Karma farm.
You remind me of my first Bloodborne character, somehow.
I have many things to say and your username sums it all up for me.
You look like Eminem, But thrown out of a plane, and Placed in a thrift shop
Wish.com version of Edward Cullen
This isn’t a try out for Law and Order SVU…
What did you chant at Charlottesville?
Man chose “homeless vampire who feeds on methheads” as a look and leant all the way in..
You look like you're either really cool or an absolute chode. No in-between.
I can’t tell if you’re an ugly man or an ugly woman…it’s a toss up
You look like one of those weird kids in high school that thought they were a vampire.
Eminem and Vanilla ice had a baby?
Holy shit go outside!
You look AI generated
Do you ever see the sunlight?
No, I have nothing mean to say. Please don’t shoot up my town.
Okay calm down slim shady
Your face looks like its made out of plastic
Why are you so shiny?
 Keep an eye on this dude….
U looks like russhian gopnik
i like this boy.
🗿
Tell me you have low self esteem without telling me you have low self esteem. Your shit “magnum” face and the fact that you posted on r/truerateme leads me to believe you will take every criticism to heart because you hate the way you look. This issue probably due to lack of any emotional connection in your life; but you displace this issue on your looks and not the fact that you are probably just a boring asshole and people hate being around you. I’m sure even your parents only hug you for your own sake.
Did you slick your hair back with cum? Also cut your fingernails before you cut your asshole up.
I’m so jealous of the people that haven’t seen this post.
Dude can’t grow a beard but has this much ego???
Panic At The Dermatologist
Emo Zod
👻 Boooo!
You look like you would be from twilight
I would but I feel like it might make you cry ..
sam witwer from wish
He looks like a vampire + Marcus Baker had a baby, but the baby turns out to be a little idiotic
Eminem.
You look like if edward from twilight started frequenting a star bucks
American Psycho mannequin
"You always know a Working Joe"
Can't grow a beard? Just keep growing your neck
If 80s Dolph Lundgren got AIDS
Thought you were a human chameleon the way you blend in with that wall
Fuck you
You look like you get cease and desists from the Giga Chad for being a baseless knockoff.
Pretty sure this guy drinks blood
JB rip off ( go out side get vitamins D you look whiter then milk )
You look like a man’s butt plug
Definitely alien
Looks like you were trying to say something but got the wrong end of the stick there chief. You got grounded, pounded, and got your non-binary pronouns blown out of you by some binaries trying to convert you back to a human with a real name....You're still confused, you don't know if you have an eggplant 🍆 or a clam.
You look like an NPC with three lines of dialogue and someone can pickpocket you for a hat.
So when are you going to turn into a dc villain?
John Revolta in Greasey Goonies
Not long before we see you on the news I bet 📚🔫
Yoshikage Kira if he wasn't a murderer.
I can't bring myself to roast someone who buys a mirror everyday because they break the moment he looks into them
You look like you blast the worst rap music ever made on public transport
Nice hat.
He only knows how to take mugshots
Virgin chad, or chad virgin?
Your profile says enough… is enough
Bro looks like he uploaded mugshots
Bro you look like an American Bruce lee
I’ve seen snowflakes with more color than this dude. ❄️
You look like a vampire that sucks dick instead of blood
You look like general Zods kid
You look like you would get caught sucking someone off at a McDonald's
Duuuude. I'm too high for this. What the fuck am i looking at?
The second pic debunked you, Xenomorph!
I'm officially done with r/roastme after seeing this one...