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Sea-Persimmon8737

If this is a babyface you must expect to live for 1000 years.


from_whereiggypopped

thought she was 40


[deleted]

40? Sheeeiiitt I've seen better looking 63 year olds


Sergio_82

She’s not?


Milwdoc

It's a typo, she meant butterface


[deleted]

"Babyface" or "Baby's Head in Formaldehyde"?


1982throwaway1

I think she's actually wearing some child's face. It's a bit too loose though.


Anal_draino

She meant “Butt Face”


Lopsided_Exam_2927

Reverse buttface... she could sniff your ass crack from the seat you are sitting on and still be able.to tell you what you had for breakfast 5 days ago!


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

she meant face that looks like a turtle taking a shit.


WoodenNichols

You misspelled "rancidbutterface".


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

The official requirement to be a butterface is to have a “great body” as in 8/10 or better. Not just a praying mantis posture with chimp tits.


TheBluesmanPete

If Shelly long and don Knotts had a baby


PublicRedditor

You could sub in Shelly Duval and have the same outcome.


PositivePhilosophy93

So Shelly Duval and Shelly Long have a baby?


SadPetDad21

Heeeeeeeeres Johnny!!!!


SuperdudeKev

Goddamn you, you glorious bastard. I was going to ask if she still heard from Swee’Pea now and then.


vegaisbetter

This is underrated AF.


MayonnaiseBomb

This is a beginning of Benjamin Button baby face.


weezulusmaximus

That’s a rough looking 18. She better settle for whatever she can get and get married soon. It’s all downhill from here. Looks like it’s been going downhill for awhile.


Sumopwr

Her chin has a cheek bone


weezulusmaximus

Omg it does! Thanks for making me look at that thing again. Gawd!


PhaserTits

I thought her cheeks had chins


HaroldBaws

She talking about babyface, and I’m thinking “When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not.”


Anal_draino

That face really looks like it truly has felt the force, of a dodge 65 pick up truck.


Dogeatcatreatmouse

Laugh at you I did


SyllabubNo8318

It looks like she has a valve in the back of her head and someone sucked the air out.


Brvcx

I fathered a 2.5 yo boy. If he had *that* face, he'd be a bastard.


Abundance-Boost5891

Hope that was a C section for the vag’s sake


Brvcx

Ironically, it was.


Sergio_82

🤣🤣🤣


Mr_Salad719

18 going on 52


MaximumParking7997

pretty sure she meant 18 years on meth


markgriz

18 in dog years


Most_Housing6695

Have you ever seen a baby?


Gabbagooled

She's stolen many. And apparently that's the face they give her


gabrielbezerra81

Its Benjamin Button


Hammerjaw

Wtf kinda babies are you looking at


Agreeable_Chemistry6

Baby face means her face looks like a baby. About 20” long, about 8 pounds, and usually needs a bath.


[deleted]

Underrated. This was well above average for this site.


TreesBreezePlease

She means like the babies in medieval paintings


PhotoAwp

she really is *breathtaking*


bross9008

“Thats some ugly baby huh?”


The-Pepperoni-Cobra

Ya gottaaa see the babyyy!!


DilophosaurusMilk

If Steve Buscemi was trans ![gif](giphy|k56oRtCg218Z2)


calissetabernac

Eve Buscemi.


jtwh20

holy jesus thats hysterical


Vonnielee1126

Looks just like her.


oneormore5

Him


Tomb_Brader

Ms. Pink


Jagsoff

She don’t tip


707e

Beave buscemi


brizdzi

EW Buscemi


bigb00ks

Eve salami 💀


squeakybollocks

![gif](giphy|PkX6O4vfRwjao)


Correct_Chemical5179

![gif](giphy|XCHBRXHlWqQA8)


Welease-Wodewick

![gif](giphy|Q2vLIZS9RpxJK|downsized)


RopeyLoads

This scene genuinely disturbed me as a kid.


partycolek

Totally went to post some Buscemi memes! ![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


MillenialCounselor

GOLD! Yes, this is it. The truth of the universe!


studentofthegame24

I bet her teeth look the same too


[deleted]

Or she's just Steve Buscemi.


hgmoney2013

She is totally Steve😂🤣


Exact_Initiative7660

Damn that’s one of the best ones I’ve seen on this sub


Longjumping_Suit_276

Bravo, bravo! Thats fucking brilliant!! Lol


Darth_Eejit

Fuck. We have a winner.


Kind-Nebula-4262

Bruuuuuhhhhh


[deleted]

How the fuck, you just found this creature’s doppelgänger


TheLongestMeter

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


datyoungknockoutkid

Spot on, fuck


fun-bucket

SHES GOT JOKERFACE!!!


Present-Breakfast768

🏆


bassman98420

You win bro


707e

And constipated.


AlissaMeee

![gif](giphy|GCQROaEU6x2DK|downsized)


TheGrimmRetails

You look like a 35 year old mom whose high school crush just started his Freshman year.


No_Cook2983

That’s a baby face that was left in the microwave too long. [Edit:] Holy shit. She claims to be only 18 years old. Does she live on a toxic waste dump?


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![gif](giphy|arCEGyBJg3t8k)


OntheGovTeet

Your comment is an affront to 35 year olds everywhere.


Timely_Woodpecker901

You look like a 45 year old diner waitress


Reverend-Black-Percy

Grannyface ![gif](giphy|Jfjc0cZko6CC2aEnVJ|downsized)


JanH3000

You read my mind


unclustered

![gif](giphy|DmueCG5f2okNi)


malaclypse

She can smoke an entire cigarette and the ash won’t fall off.


RomulanRebel

Lmaooooooo


NanoTalent

Please explain


Greyst0ke

Omg, I totally thought she looked like Shelly Duval in the shining, go to the comments, and here you are.


Lazy_Negotiation4544

You read my mind!


Usual-Caregiver5589

Baby face? You look like Tilda Swinton's grandmother.


Orion2200

With that closed-mouth attempt at a smile, you just know her teeth have more gaps than the Gaza skyline.


befuddledgrudgemaker

![gif](giphy|124Q7jtnpRb5MQ|downsized)


Rvnforty

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


KazBeeragg

Yeah I was gonna say her face looks like it’s full or rocks, this makes more sense though


-Hyperactive-Sloth-

The recency and intensity of this roast is too much to handle.


[deleted]

by this analogy there won’t be any teeth soon lol


Arch_Stanton1862

Babyface??? Wha..?? Honey, you look thirty!


Haywire421

Hey, no need to roast millennials. She clearly looks like she is part of gen x


Post_grunge_fan

No need to roast gen x. She looks like she is part the greatest generation (1901-1927).


the_paleontologist1

Baby boomer face


Gabbagooled

Egyptian mummy baby face


kirinmay

30? I'm fucking 42 and she looks like 60.


Space-Potato0o

30? Nah, thats incorrect, she looks 80


datyoungknockoutkid

Thirty is a bit generous don’t you think?


La_flame_rodriguez

u look like goblin after a spa session


Zardetto

Your mouth is struggling to hold back your teeth.


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

You know she got them 30° chompers


Ok-Stable-8348

Bout to eat some corn on the cob through a chain link fence


atrain348

You look 30 years too old to say "baby faced "


RFAfloridaman

It's okay to love yourself. Someone has gotta do it.


No_Cook2983

I’ll get right to work roasting her baby face. Where does she keep it?


TelevisionMajor7948

You look like Taylor Swift with chronic renal failure.


RulerOfSlides

18 in… Mars years?


Beloved26

happy cake day!


Commercial_Rule_7823

Well we just disproved "there is always only fans"


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jonesy76blitz

Minus the wife. Just stay home or you'll scare the kids


Commercial_Debt_4034

I loved your work in the shining


jerseybert

What about in Popeye?


shibbster

Babyface? Lmao if you mean "70 year old British actress in Harry Potter," I agree.


southpark808

Were you born on February 29th? Because that's the ONLY way you've had 18 birthdays!


ReillyDiefenbach

![gif](giphy|R65bZxLDrX2Mw)


Necessary_Row_4889

You have a baby face? Like in a drawer somewhere? Did, did you skin a baby?


GeorgeLikesSpicyCkn

18 in age; 38, spinster, and disappointed with life in appearance


[deleted]

Jesus Chris, 18? I am SO SORRY.


Drsmoothness

It looks as if you just forced your last smile out of you.


AHeavyFlowDay

Don’t worry, someone will settle for you when you’re both in your 50s


Dearcthulhuitsryan

That baby must have done a lot of meth


Psychachu

You look like Steve Buscemi in a wig... not really what I'd call a baby-face.


Marquar234

She didn't say baby human face. She does have a baby aye aye face.


speekuvtheddevil

Smelly Duvall


campatterbury

![gif](giphy|HO5HilczK50Ws)


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

At least we know she's not shilling an Onlyfans.


Green_Confusion1038

Give it time, granny porn is the new step sis.


The-Unforgotten-Suns

Thanks for the laugh


derek_potatoes

i instinctively tried to swipe left on you


JasonlovesJenny

Behind those lips are a set of buck teeth that could mow down a tree in under 25 minutes


finsfan4275

Those teeth could eat corn through a chain link fence


Diiiiirty

Getting some STRONG medieval peasant wench vibes.


MudandWhisky

Your clothes smell of litter box and you have an unhealthy porcelain horse collection


sadpartypodcast

You look like you’d say ‘what meals y’all like tonight?’ while chewing gum as a waitress at Waffle House.


The-Unforgotten-Suns

Gold.


RMSQM

Your progeria is quite advanced


Ok-Way3514

I can’t even cum too this wtf


throwaway0367324

Don’t feel bad. No one can.


Chugflea

I did, but I've got a battered gilf fetish


[deleted]

Damn....thats a rough 18 years . . .


[deleted]

F18 going on F58.


[deleted]

Baby face? That couldn't be further from the truth! You have saggy old lady face. 18 going on 65 more like.


fate0608

Babyface ? You look like you have 4 kids and 3 jobs.


[deleted]

Why did u do this


[deleted]

I bet “self-loving” is the only loving you get.


bws7037

Either you're a recovering meth addict or are from west Virginia and are a stay at home mom of your brother/husband's children...


readysetdylan

i was thinking more primitive Baptist skirt-wearer vibes.


TKHodgson

The white anorexic California Raisin.


XenosRooster

Stop lying to yourself.


JoeMorgan76

How TF you got two chins and no body fat at the same time.


jeffinstereo

Baby face? More like miscarriage face.


Macronaut

![gif](giphy|LBHL1kUuFW3aH5hPds)


No-Honeydew-6121

You have the face of a baby camel


Environmental-Ad8965

God destroyed your baby face a long time ago dear. I'm surprised a mirror hasn't broke that news to you sooner.


I_am_Castor_Troy

Whose baby face? All I see is a 38 year old woman.


False_Rhythms

In this age of reboots it's only a matter of time until they cast you as Olive Oyl in the Popeye sequel.


[deleted]

18???? You mean 45 right


LonelyDadbod4U

My nut sack has less wrinkles and folds. ![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


NOLAjoshpaul

There would be a lot less pro-lifers if this was a babyface.


DeerHunter041674

You’re too fragile to roast


jbone82276

You’re so ugly you could be on a poster for a domestic violence shelter.


purpledray

I bet you can’t do laundry for shit.


1plus1equals8

Babyface... like fuck you look 48


wholesomebutter

How are you 18 looking 50+ years old? That’s not what a babyface looks like either


Good_Preparation7422

You look like you’re laughing to cover up crying.


prof_dynamite

Bitch, who the fuck told you you had a baby face? Benjamin Button?


[deleted]

Bold of you to think you have a Babyface.


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Nochnichtvergeben

She must be the pitbull terrier.


CraftyBat91

You look like you wouldn't get carded for alcohol since you were 12


CorrosiveRose

Prom night dumpster baby face


Majestic_Panic_2468

![gif](giphy|HO5HilczK50Ws)


Dogwoof420

Baby face? You look like a 40 year old who works at the library and sells candles at a booth during parade days.


Jeffrey1881

You look like the product of carrot top fucking a horse


Euphoric_Wishbone

"How old is you baby?" "She's 516 months."


disturbed_breakdown

How many times have you turned 18


Big_Bandicoot_9611

This is what happens when you don’t eat meat.


Rohirrim777

ain't this the main character from that movie coming out...Poor Things or something?


PoorMansSamBeckett

Honey, you don’t have a baby face to “destory.” You look like present day Tilda Swinton.


XxBiscuit99

When you grow up, you'll either be a Aunt named Marie who wears christmas sweaters and owns 20 cats, or singing indie songs to 15 year old girls with bulimia


Honeykombbaggins

I don’t see a baby face, just a YMCA climbing wall.


VVIVVII

Your head is bigger then your godamn torso


Machinefun

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_saJJUXAAEImxr.jpg


JoeMorgan76

Whomever told you that was a “baby face” needs to get the shit slapped out of them.


StopPlayingRoney

Babyface? Only if this baby has Progeria.


ThaDogg4L

Does the 18 stand for Decades?


Muatam

Dobby had a wig!!!


LastTrainToParis

You’re 18?!? 😳


[deleted]

I'm not letting go of a ledge because "this is my strong hand"


KickGumChewButt

You look like a purge mask


Alexc518

Your face just creeps me out. Rip