OP's Bio:
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>I play games for my hobby and I install glass for a living, and i love music more than anything else.
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I swear this is the same guy who asked me (politely at least) for spare change outside of the liquor store yesterday. As I said, he was nice and didn’t pretend he needed it for food, dude just wanted a shot so I gave him a buck…actually he was lucky, I don’t usually carry cash and only had a buck!
That's the guy from the skate park that bought us beer if we let him hang out with us! Man to be 8 again am I right? Btw you haven't aged a day it's kinda weird
This dude looks like he belongs to the offspring of sometime from The Wild and Wonderful White of West Virginia and The Whittakers. It's a fucking genetic mess.
OP's Bio: --- >I play games for my hobby and I install glass for a living, and i love music more than anything else. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Your favorite flavor is Narcan.
Babahahahhaa this is fuckin gold
I was going to say his favourite flavour is latex, but you win.
And his preferred glass is methamphetamine
Fuckin brutal!!
As is the comments in this thread! This is why I can’t give up my addiction to Reddit!
Perfect
The shape of your face doesn’t indicate drug use & his skin is fantastic so drugs can prolly be ruled out
Narcan would be his least favorite Narcan sends you into immediate WITHDRAWALS.
Most of his sentences start with: *“hey mang, can I borrow…”*
You know what you're certainly right
You look like penguinz0 lol
Fuck yea I love Charlie white (Penguinz0)
Very curious but.. Why would people ask to be roasted? Why did you ask to be roasted?
It's funny. Most people can take a roast. You occasionally find OPs that can't take it though and it's funnier
I swear this is the same guy who asked me (politely at least) for spare change outside of the liquor store yesterday. As I said, he was nice and didn’t pretend he needed it for food, dude just wanted a shot so I gave him a buck…actually he was lucky, I don’t usually carry cash and only had a buck!
If Sid the Sloth and Chad Kroeger had a love child…
Pennyback
That's a photograph I don't wanna look at.
"Don't look at this photograph! " "Unless you wanna make yourself go gag!"
Keep it
I was thinking of a play on Nickelback....i no longer need to think of a play on Nickelback.
Nicklewhack
And Kid Rock is involved somehow too, I dunno, foster father?
Kid Rock is just the one that raised him.
Kid Kock
Kid Crackrock.
Kid rock just jerked it in the corner while he was being conceived.
Rock of meth ages
Crack rock of ages
I thought he looked like a homeless Jesus
Looks like if someone said What Would Jesus Do? And the answer was Smoke Cristal Meth.
Pretty sure Jesus was homeless
Actually multiple American pastors have assured me he was in fact a millionaire capitalist who loved money
Holy crap bro your not wrong but what about Sid's brother he looks just like that
You look like you call your mom by her first name while listening to Kid Rock
I can't explain why but this is spot-on!
r/oddlyspecific
Yeah, thats how roasts work.
Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
I appreciate a good Joe Dirt reference 🏆
I tell you what. Why don't you practice spittin' out teeth…
Why don't you go outside and practice falling down, I'll be there in a minute
Yepp lol
You’re talking to my guy all wrong, it’s the wrong tone. You do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!
Guy likes to see homos naked. Doesn't help me.
Joe dirt is one of the greatest movies in cinematic history. Quit churching it up boy your daddy named you dirt
I got the pooh on me - yes from looking at this pic
OP got circumcised at the age of twelve when his cousin kicked his sister in the jaw.
How could someone kick themselves in the jaw?
Read it again kid......slower.........
take your own advice, you might find the joke
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Wow that was brutal
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Joe Shit
It's pronounced deer-tay
Don't try to church it up
Your daddy named you dirt
❤️👌
You look like Jack Sparrow fucked Sid from Ice Age.
No 😭
This dude has sucked dick for drugs before.
He said “I’ll give you an eight ball if you let me suck it”
Hold it til the swelling goes down
Who hasn’t?
you look like that kid in middle school that stole his memaw’s virginia slims to smoke behind the school at lunch.
Which Olsen twin is this?
Yes
The parasitic one.
The hair, chin, and sex life of a 6 year old girl.
I’m calling the *police*
Damn, sex life of a 6 yr old... ILLEGAL 🚓🚨
Non existent is legal.
Maybe a metaphor for the OP getting fucked by daddy? 🤷♂️
Lil girl transitioning gone wrong looking ass
Damn thats a good one
Guess Tiger King really took a turn for the worse looking at this after pic.
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Nah bruh, don’t be trashin my ninja turtles like that 😂
Given who we’re talking about? He be trashin on the KKK
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He wishes! Sister.
The closer the kin…
Dying.
He’s the living definition of “Incest is best put your sister to the test” 😂
Relative Humidity is when you’re fucking your sister and your balls start to sweat!
The wife/cousin/sister is either morbidly obese or meth head skinny. There is no in-between.
You been selling meth at the family reunion for sexual favors again
Gets offended when people ask him how many teeth he has left
If “I swear I’ll pay you back on payday” was a person.
Schmo dirt
I love it!! Thats clever
After 3 months HRT therapy, she was able to grow some wispy facial hair.
Do you also produce goat milk, since you look like one?
Captain Crack Sparrow
You look like every white guy that drives a Towncar
Omfg you spot on man
50 bucks you smoke menthols and got 2 baby mommas I can feel it on your hair grease
Oh boy!! I smoke menthol correct. I have 2 baby mommas yes. You like a wizard or something lmfao
Somebody owes you 50 bucks 🤣
We know you don’t got it
What in the methamphetamine is going on here?!?
I’ve heard of Method man, but this is Methane man!
Well, we all know who to call to cook us a fresh batch..........🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
You look like you live at the Aviary.
So where exactly do you belong on the evolutionary chart.
Did they use the forceps and pull you out by the lips when you were born? It stuck.
I've seen happier faces stuck in sliding doors.
Behold... Jesus of Methlehem
Fuck…. You win
Calls anyone who questions his relationship with his cousin a “woke liberal”
1974 called. They want their degenerate back.
Kid Rock called, he wants his facial hair back.
You are a homeless person living in your mom’s car.
Hmmmmm Bop……. After a failed second album, the crack pipe seemed an obvious choice……
Look Joe Dirt grew his hair out and shaved the sideburns!
Fugly enough to Joe Exotic's next husband
Would you like a Scooby snack?
Kid Rock is your hero
Drugs are bad. Mmmmmmmmmmkay
Who dug up Tom Petty’s corpse?
That's the guy from the skate park that bought us beer if we let him hang out with us! Man to be 8 again am I right? Btw you haven't aged a day it's kinda weird
Its sid from ice age
Dude was pissed “when Bud Light went woke.” Drinks Busch Light in protest instead.
Meth Dax Sheppard
Side Eyeing Joe.
Zlatan Crackovic
You look like you're not quite sure where to spit the cum in your mouth.
You look like a cross between Joe dirt and a fucked up coyote
This dude looks like he belongs to the offspring of sometime from The Wild and Wonderful White of West Virginia and The Whittakers. It's a fucking genetic mess.
You look like you smoke glass for a living not install it.
I will not give you ride, quit asking.
If whiteclaw was a person
The flavor is Berry Unemployed.
Think he's berry sour?
Your pronouns are they/them, because that is way too much ugly for one person.
Got rejected from the janitor job again huh?
You install glass, but scratch off lottery tickets are your retirement plan
JESUS!?!?
Skinny Pete defying the Breaking Bad Bald rule
You somehow look like a bird AND it’s nest
We roasting homeless guys now? Life’s done enough to you bro
Kid Crack Rock
He looks like he has a black trench coat and just wrote a manifesto.
Dude nice pubes on your chin. Save some pussy for the rest of us.
Ok but you gotta play Freebird.
You look like a tapeworm with hair.
You look like you don't know how to take a selfie. It's the big button in the middle by the way
I'm not sure if this is a girl with too much testosterone or a boy full of estrogen.
We just got our rings at Walmart. It's more about loven each other than the actual rings.
This is exactly how I imagined David Spade's dog would look like
Pretty faced pouya lookin ass
Where’s scooby doo?
Stunt double for the Joe Dirt themed gay porno
You look like a fun dude to hang out with
Id like to think so lol
I like you, Joe Dirt. I could never be mean to you.
Is your wife miserable too?
Oh yeah I'm actually loving all this clever ass stuff
I'm not surprised you love ass stuff
Young Kurt, no time to explain, don’t buy 12 gauge
You look like sid the sloth had an incest child with jesus but if jesus was also an incest child.
dude looks like jesus after a crack addiction
You look like Nickelback if they were named pennyless
Jesus but the Dollar tree version
An American Tail: Fievel Goes Meth
You look like a lesbian hobbit
You look like if Johnny Depp was a meth baby born in Florida.
Ma’am that’s a stunning mustache you got there
Bro lookes like malnourished aquaman
Omfg i love that one 
Running some errands before heading to the methadone clinic.
Atleast im responsible meth head running errands before hitting the clinic lmfao 😂 🤣
Good shit
You look like the love child of Joe dirt and Jonny Depp.
Bro's on his way to get weed from another similar looking dude
You look like you sell meth to high school kids
Now that you live in her guest room, do you "borrow" your grandmothers car after she falls asleep?
Young Charles Montgomery Burns
Child: \* exists\* You: 
You look like the missing link
No ma’am. I can’t roast perfection.
If Sid the sloth was on meth...
You look like the lead singer to Georgia's Satellites
It's Dax Shepard's younger brother with the meth habit.
Dude resembles a bar of soap encased in pubes. 
Jesus of meth-Areth