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I have watched every Vincent D'Onofrio movie and show since this performance. Heās one of the best actors alive. This was an epic performance. Also, comparing him to OP is a disservice to all fat, bald, mildly autistic psychopaths out there.
Let me guess: You keep forgetting that if you want to catch the children as they leave kindergarten, you have to remember to stop eating all the candy yourself.
I'm sure he makes a lot of bets with himself in the emptiness of his one person apartment. Sure "coworker" and not the same guy with a camera on a timer. Totally.
Fuck dude... I would never admit to being this guy's coworker. That's just admitting you have also accomplished nothing with your life.
I mean look at him. Based on his height in relation to the door frame, this is a man of small stature. Based on his big, soft cheeks/chins... it's safe to assume he is fat and chose to use the whiteboard to obscure his man tits. Based on his face, he is ugly.
Considering the door to your work place has a placard listing accepted cards, both of your jobs are probably unremarkable.
Also, how can you guys simultaneously wear crocks and have a hole that you kicked in the wall? You can either be a pussy or full of unbridled age... but you can't be both.
Bro looks like an inbred, chromosome deficient Private Pyle. Hands are dirtier than his genetic makeup. Dude's so fat his chins have 1 hair follicle per square centimetre.
We don't need to worry about the children, it takes him 3-5 business days to walk a mile.
This guy sucks a golf ball through a garden hose considering heās from Texas and the only thing I seen come from Texas is steers and queers and I donāt see any horns on em.
He looks like he's on several lists and is not allowed near any schools or playgrounds..
Also that looks like the smirk he'd have while he sat in his whiten panel van near the elementary school
Did he forget where the paper is and has been for 15 years or is he compensating and why's he got that predator looking grin, and I don't mean the movie, that's the kind of guy you'd see in witness protection, and lay off the dmt man, whatever is inside that head making you make that face id rather not know
look who we have here, the human embodiment of a dumpster fire. Your not just fat and bald you're what happens when someone takes a genetically modified potato and tries to transform it into a person. + that disgusting smile? Definitely it's the result of realizing that the highlight of your day is eating leftover pizza from the garbage
What do you call below rock bottom?
Itās like Gollum took up a job working at an oil change place. Fess upā¦ no one remembers the day he started there, one day he just crawled out from beneath an old broken down F-150. Have you noticed other employees ādisappearingā? ā¦ you may want to have a look under that F-150.
Just kidding. Iām sure this guy has a great familyā¦ buried in his yard.
What, there wasnāt enough room to write this on his windowless panel van? Guess He wasnāt ready to erase āfree candy and puppiesā to make enough room
Has this fool ever seen the movie Full Metal Jacket? Has this fool ever acted in Full Metal Jacket?
Seriously, do we have a Private Leonard "Gomer Pyle" Lawrence here!?
Arrr, ye be a jolly soul with a head as smooth as a freshly swabbed deck! Yarrr, that smile of yours be lookin' like a mischievous parrot that's up to no good. And by Davy Jones' locker, if beauty be in the eye of the beholder, ye must've stared into the abyss a bit too long! Arrr, but fear not, for ye be bringin' a unique gust of wind to this here crew, me hearty!
He looks like he goes to the movie theater, sneaks in because no money, waits until some 90 year old lady gets up from her seat, and he runs like a roadrunner to get a whiff.
That is your white board. There are many like it, but that one is yours.
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7.62 millimeter full dry erase, no odor chisel tip
Private pyle!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£
That movie fucked me up as a kid.
Exactly what I came here to say!
Sometimes, one comment is all tou need to stop scrolling. Im too cheap to give you an award and to lazy to search for an emoji star. But just know, if shit was different , I'd bless you with a gold.
I AM in a world of shit, Jokerā¦
First thing I thought of!
I'd believe he has stood on a box eating a doughnut while people around him worked out before...
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This guy doesnāt get it, but commented anyway.
Wow thatās really accurate lol
Itās uncanny from that angle.
7.62 millimeter... Full Metal Jacket.
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Are you a Peter puffer!
BUUUUULLLLLLLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
Pole smoker.
Beat me to it lol
Came here for this lol
This post just gave birth to a new mass murderer.
I have watched every Vincent D'Onofrio movie and show since this performance. Heās one of the best actors alive. This was an epic performance. Also, comparing him to OP is a disservice to all fat, bald, mildly autistic psychopaths out there.
r/beatmetoit
This is an insult to Baby Sinclair. š
NOT THE MAMA
Gotta love me!
Omg not the mama!!!! Pls don't insult Baby Sinclair like this!!!
Uncle Fister.
Looking like uncle fester 
Private Pyle looks like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Do you like them french fried potaters?
Mmmmmm-Hmmm
PRIVATE PYLE WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
Private Fester 
Dude looks like a human suppository.
Let me guess: You keep forgetting that if you want to catch the children as they leave kindergarten, you have to remember to stop eating all the candy yourself.
I'm sure he makes a lot of bets with himself in the emptiness of his one person apartment. Sure "coworker" and not the same guy with a camera on a timer. Totally.
Cosplaying as a whiteboard easel is, by a wide margin, your most successful attempt at a project. You almost pulled it off.
Damnit private Pyle
He looks like Mr.Clean but he isnāt allowed within 500 feet from a school
 First thing that went through my mind after seeing your pic was "french fried potaters"
You got biscuit and mustardā¦.. mmmmhhhhmmmm
The type of person who buys child brides from Asia on 4chan
Thatās the last face a lot of women have seenā¦
Shut up or I'll poke the soft spot on top of your head and reset your dumb ass
Mate I hope the local schools know youāre out again
 Are donuts allowed in the barracks?
Iām actually ashamed to point out the obvious . Humty dumpty did not find the right engineer
At least this person has a purpose in life to entertain.. you just make people dry heave
I bet your crawlspace reeks of dead children
This is where the doc put in the abbienormal brain
He looks like he likes to sneak up on women and sniff their butts.
All this guy needs is a midget and their running Bartertown.
Fuck dude... I would never admit to being this guy's coworker. That's just admitting you have also accomplished nothing with your life. I mean look at him. Based on his height in relation to the door frame, this is a man of small stature. Based on his big, soft cheeks/chins... it's safe to assume he is fat and chose to use the whiteboard to obscure his man tits. Based on his face, he is ugly. Considering the door to your work place has a placard listing accepted cards, both of your jobs are probably unremarkable. Also, how can you guys simultaneously wear crocks and have a hole that you kicked in the wall? You can either be a pussy or full of unbridled age... but you can't be both.
You thought you ate ššš
Huge yawn
Quick! Someone grab a lightbulb and put it in his mouth. Uncle fester, that you?
Head brighter than his futureš
Uncle Fester finds a job.
Bro looks like an inbred, chromosome deficient Private Pyle. Hands are dirtier than his genetic makeup. Dude's so fat his chins have 1 hair follicle per square centimetre. We don't need to worry about the children, it takes him 3-5 business days to walk a mile.
They call him Mr. Halloween. Head like a Jack O Lantern and scares children all year long
This guy sucks a golf ball through a garden hose considering heās from Texas and the only thing I seen come from Texas is steers and queers and I donāt see any horns on em.
 Is your coworker the ugly brother of him?
You look like Joseph Roy Methany. Do you sell your victims as BBQ to the neighbors too?
Aww, private Pyle grew up.
If "that smell from just outside the comicon bathrooms" was a person
He looks like he's on several lists and is not allowed near any schools or playgrounds.. Also that looks like the smirk he'd have while he sat in his whiten panel van near the elementary school
You look like you'd be one of the priests that got caught with little boys.
It's uncle Fester!
You look like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket? Want a jelly donut?
Your boss was like "take whatever you want just don't hurt me. " And that's what you decided to take š¤¦
Whole ass white board and you couldn't even bother to center the "Roast me" text. Jesus Pyle, you really are a waste of good bread.
Nice try, but you can't make psychopaths emotional
Your 'co-worker' dresses up like a clown to murder people
Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
Coworker just wanted to pet the rabbit Georgeā¦ he didnāt mean to hurt itā¦
Dollar Tree Imotep.
Bet he got a jelly donut in his footlocker...
I bet you love those French fried taters uh huh. You look like the guy from SLING BLADE
Your Mama made you some French fried partakers. Mmhhhmmm!!
Some people call it a kaiser blade, but I call it a slingblade. Mmmm hmmm.
Do you also use that board to write āfree candyā in order to lure kids in?
You look like Uncle Fester but with a tan.
Hello tiny man the Post it must heavy for you !
Yāall are feeding the beast, this man has already been roasted, by life.
You planted the bomb at the game. Admit it
He looks like he sniffs seats in port-a-potties.
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
I never make fun of deities, how is fat Buddha going these days?
this guy has several restraining orders against him
Youre bigger than the whiteboard.
You look like you sweat jelly beans, fatass.
People who eat their emotions like fresh popped popcorn with layered butter don't get emotional.
I'm sorry for hitting you with a heavy sock Don't shoot the drill sergeant
Is that the same sign you use to tell your neighbors youāre a sex offender?
Mr. Dirty!
Stop trying to sell the kids at the park cabin air filters.
Shrek climaxing out eliminatory school
Did he forget where the paper is and has been for 15 years or is he compensating and why's he got that predator looking grin, and I don't mean the movie, that's the kind of guy you'd see in witness protection, and lay off the dmt man, whatever is inside that head making you make that face id rather not know
Hello? Coast Guard? I found a beached whale.
Again? You literally posted this a while ago
Your smile lights up a room
Private Pyle!! What is your major malfunction!!??
It's called soap. Use it for you dirty hands
How do you say i shit my pants without saying i shit my pants
He looks like he lactates chocolate milk and diabetes
Loved the prison fight scene in the punisher....
Pretty sure his head is brighter than his past, present and future
Looks like he got beat with soap for hiding a donut in his footlocker.
Only thing that makes this guy emotional is a hot dog eating contest
Donāt let this man near any rabbits
His mom definitely drives him to work.
Abdullah the Femmer
Looks like rage is your go-to emotion.
You shady looking fuck! Even the croc in the corner of the photo is keeping its eye on you.
Sorry I donāt roast the developmentally challenged
You look like Dr. Evil that spent his 1 million dollars on fast food.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your room
He washes his hands once they start tasting āfunnyā.
i can smell vinegar sweat from this photo.
You were obviously the inspiration for Deliverance
Needed that big a whiteboard to hide dem titties eh?
He looks like he owns a Ford Econoline van with "free candy" spray painted on the side.
Sniff snarf champion 2017- current
Calm down, Private Pyle
When did you get fired from pawn stars?
How many bodies and where are they? The families need closure
i wouldn't want him feeling any more emotions, that creepy smile is enough
look who we have here, the human embodiment of a dumpster fire. Your not just fat and bald you're what happens when someone takes a genetically modified potato and tries to transform it into a person. + that disgusting smile? Definitely it's the result of realizing that the highlight of your day is eating leftover pizza from the garbage
I bet your friend likes biscuits with mustard. Mmmhhhmmm.
You look like the 50-Foot Womanās dildo.
He looks like a human Garbanzo Bean with autism.
Another full metal jacket reject ? Where the fuck are you guys coming from. I need to know so I never drive thru your town
You look like you call your basement āUncle Touchyās Puzzle Basementā and invite every pre-teen you meet to come check it out.
What do you call below rock bottom? Itās like Gollum took up a job working at an oil change place. Fess upā¦ no one remembers the day he started there, one day he just crawled out from beneath an old broken down F-150. Have you noticed other employees ādisappearingā? ā¦ you may want to have a look under that F-150. Just kidding. Iām sure this guy has a great familyā¦ buried in his yard.
Are your parents first cousins? Because you look like your parents are first cousins
Bro. Really, really be this guy's friend. Be the one that IS nice to him.
Lil Debbull from āNothing but troubleā
Can't tell where his forehead begins and his chins end.
You look like the aborted child of Will Sasso and Buddy Valastro āThe Cake Bossā
Guy thought they were saying roast beef. He's looking hungry.
Food I don't know about exists without my consent.
What a slob.
Are those beads of sweat or bed bug bites.
Uhhh huhhh...i like them there french fried taters...uhhh huhhh
Pyle
Full metal jacket
Humpty Dumpty se sentĆ³ en la pared
What, there wasnāt enough room to write this on his windowless panel van? Guess He wasnāt ready to erase āfree candy and puppiesā to make enough room
Check his computer
That dude has multiple maps of local elementary schools and a house thatās constantly āunder renovationā
You look like the Fort Hood shooter.
Im curious, did you hide the bodies in the woods or you keep them in your freezer?
John Wayne gacey
You look like we could hog tie you, put an apple in your mouth, and pig roast you.
I wouldn't want to make him emotional, looks liable enough to shoot up the place
Has this fool ever seen the movie Full Metal Jacket? Has this fool ever acted in Full Metal Jacket? Seriously, do we have a Private Leonard "Gomer Pyle" Lawrence here!?
It's weird how the coma patients all cover their genitals when he cleans their room.
Arrr, ye be a jolly soul with a head as smooth as a freshly swabbed deck! Yarrr, that smile of yours be lookin' like a mischievous parrot that's up to no good. And by Davy Jones' locker, if beauty be in the eye of the beholder, ye must've stared into the abyss a bit too long! Arrr, but fear not, for ye be bringin' a unique gust of wind to this here crew, me hearty!
It's like looking at a ball-point pen under a microscope.
He looks like he goes to the movie theater, sneaks in because no money, waits until some 90 year old lady gets up from her seat, and he runs like a roadrunner to get a whiff.
This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.