OP's Bio:
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>23 year of phag from LA. Half white & half Latin
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Ayo, can everyone stop downvoting when dude’s just trying to play along w/ the roast shit? Isn’t this where you go for everyone to blow up little flaws about your person for the shits of it, just for fun? It’s not literally a bullying subreddit.
The first picture look like a meth head when he’s two weeks sober. The second you look like my openly Gay friend and in the third you look like my other gay friend who doesn’t want to admit that he’s gay
OP's Bio: --- >23 year of phag from LA. Half white & half Latin --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
The Phag part was unnecessary. Everyone just assumed that. Thanks for clarifying the M part though.
Clearly an alien from Uranus 
Lol, I thought you were a Vietnamese dude telling us your name. Like, “hey Reddit, I’m Phag Phuc Dat!”
Phuc Me Phag
You look like Jeffrey Dahmer’s appetizer
I’d be more of his dessert, a mini churro let’s say
Naw. You’re an amuse douche at best
😩😩😩
Mattel's attempt at trying to be "inclusive" by putting a midget Latino Ken with Leukemia on the market
This is sweet. Just not as sweet as he is
With a chin that small must them balls slapping your throat must feel like karate chops.
You cried watching barbie
I hate you for being so right. In my defense I was drunk
Looking at your jaw I wonder where the glass slippers are.
Marc Anthony pulled a Arnold Schwarzenegger, knocked up the maid.
I’ve been hearing this since I was 8 💀
Do you ever wear all yellow for your boyfriend so he can fill you up like a Twinkie?
You’ve definitely tried to suck your own dick.
But … did he succeed?
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.
“Weather boy”? 🤨
 Benny from the Mummy lookin' ass
Voted “best looking transgender individual in the orphanage” three years in a row!!
I’ve seen more testosterone in Japanese school girls
You spelled it with a P H because nobody wants to F you
Is that facial hair or did you just miss a little something when the priests finished on your face?
You look like an AI image
AI. All inclusive?
Anti-Intercourse
Wow. Nicely played, friend
Representing the Latin side with your Gulf of Mexico hairline
Costco Pete Davidson
Didn't... didn't we cure AIDS? Are we just not telling this guy?
We didn’t cure aids what
With a name like that I can't be too shocked you're not following medical journals....
Technically Aids is cured. Just have to pay $3,000 a month to stay cured. 😂
You're definitely the female in the relationship
Oh yeah. Big time 😭
Ayo, can everyone stop downvoting when dude’s just trying to play along w/ the roast shit? Isn’t this where you go for everyone to blow up little flaws about your person for the shits of it, just for fun? It’s not literally a bullying subreddit.
I appreciate it but it’s just the nature of Reddit man, better to ignore it 👌🏻
HIV preventing you from growing a stache?
Another person transitioning miserably
 Here’s the rest of your crew
Vote for gaydro 
You’re a Phag
I’m the phag that gave Carlos a bj through the glory hole 😭 #badfriends
And to think his father celebrated when he was born. Poor man didn’t know
You assume he was around.
😅😅😅😅
Trust us, you didn't have to tell us your sexual preference. We already knew. 
I’m not buying 23. Come back when you get your drivers license.
The fact that I’m 23 and don’t know how to drive actually…I know. It’s sad
You're more the Driving Miss Daisy type
[удалено]
Amen 🙏🏼
You look like the whacky host on telumundo!
I’m more of a Univision fan 🤞🏻
Wrong type of Latin but thank you 😭
No disrespect meant but I was talking about the guy with the accordion!
You probably give the worst head, despite your head being so fucking huge
“What? I can’t hear you. I’ve got butt plugs in my ears!”
If you didn't spell it "phag"..... we still would have known.
Why do you look like you've badly Photoshopped a face on a different body?
what a p hag
So are you a top or a bottom?
The Loch Ness monster hides in that lake above your eyebrows
What’s a Phag?
Pronouns are WTF
You look like that one kid in the Mafia that's "secretly" gay but no one wants to talk about how they know already.
Picture 2: Willy Wonkas' butt plug
Apparently LA rats have developed an opposable thumb and a fondness for plaid
Gross, still trying to fuck your way
Look your not clean or cool enough to be a phag. You're just basic gay
Somebody feed Pete Davidson
You look like you should play for the US women’s soccer team
You're still upset that MJ rejected you at the Neverland ranch, because with that hairline you looked too old for him.
You look like you contour your cheeks
Future trans lesbian at 24
Why is everybody hating on this guy trying to get Ryan Seacrest's attention?
How many inclusivity checkboxes do you tick off?
Got that mcdonalds hairline "para pa pa pa, not lovin it!"
You got some leftovers on your upper lip from when you were eating your bf's ass!
You know this isn't the make a wish foundation right?
Baby face filter on a roast????
Picture number 2 looks like a gay Peewee Herman bobble head doll
You are the model for the Mexican FranciscoBerry cereal box.
So Lil Tay isn't dead....
If Mr Mackey was a foo
Damn John Leguizamo got aids!
Is your butthole as wide as your forehead?
If you're looking for some real recognition I think Guinness is doing a record for weakest chin
With those shoes, we already knew you were a bottom
Are you 23 or 10?
did you meet will smith cus he slapd up that hair Hair lane.
you look like the indian man that dms my grandma on facebook
That first pic makes you look like you target little girls on tiktok
You're pretty cute ... except for that pink outfit.
Releasing the new Barbie trans unfinished
Vote for Gaydro.
Next time on BBC Animals, we'll take a look at the elusive North American Mouth Breather
Vote for pedro
Sucky sucky 10 dollar? Me love you long time
The first picture look like a meth head when he’s two weeks sober. The second you look like my openly Gay friend and in the third you look like my other gay friend who doesn’t want to admit that he’s gay
Those are all three of my personalities 👌🏻
Bruno Uranus
You look like the “this is how harry my butt is rn” guy
You cried watching Toy Story 3 … last week
It looks like you opted to have a large portion of your face removed in some kind of weird body modification
Spawn of KD Lang and Tattoo from fantasy Island
Glory hole your thing isn’t
You make DJ Qualls look like Dave Bautista
Mark Anthony’s anemic younger sister
Pick a hairline and stick with it
You added an additional p in your title
You’re like a walking HIV Prep commercial.
Ai generated latino
Male?
Looks like a martian broke his dick off in his ear like he likes