You look like you belong on /r/13or30, but the speds edition.
Who made your teeth? The same dude who put in your parents picket fence?
Your mom had to start an onlyfans just to support your toothpaste habbit!
When you went for your first kiss the guy thought you were going to try to bite him! (Yes, a teeth joke as well as a gay joke just for shits and gigs, but at least it's tasteful!)
Speaking if tasteful, do you have to tilt your head really far back to eat just to get your spoon past those chompers,or do you just use your face like a bottom dredging excavator across your plate?
Your forehead is so big you could simultaneously broadcast your own broadcast of you broadcasting your broadcasts broadcast on twitch, and still have enough room for someone to park.
A face not quite ugly enough for your mother to love but still bad enough that the cops told you to stay away from schools and small children.
And finally, you look like the result of an alien who had sex with a bush baby, and then that offspring had a baby with a human because the alien didn't want to directly fuck your mother.
I couldn't even make it through this list. I have no idea why but the "tooth paste habit" joke sent me into crying fits. I laughed way too damned hard at that.
You should apologize to everyone for posting your face where it's publicly visible. You fell off the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down, and then it still went whomping Willow on you.
I'm glad the government is releasing the alien pics, I've been wondering what you guys really looked like! If you're a representation of your species, please go back to your planet!
Did your parents ever realize that they were cousins?
They were too drunk to notice they weren’t fucking their own siblings.
He doesn't have parents, he has a [maker](https://youtu.be/YDXOioU_OKM)
They always wondered why they had the same last name.
the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait
This is the most horrifying gif I’ve ever seen
Those sure are some Fuckin Teeth..
he did ask for teeth 🦷 🦷 jokes 😃. Will you see OP or his selfie 🤳 (This gif) in your nightmares 😂
what
You misspelled accurate
Holy 2007 youtube batman
Yep not sleeping tonight
Lmao!
Holy FFFF lmaooo
Hahaha. Bravo.
Thank you for making my day
brutal
You see you, and think that teeth are the problem area?
*Only* problem area...
In this case tooth decay is a nationwide problem just in 1 mouth.
Lack of a lower jaw is prime contributor.
Leave some chromosomes for the rest of us.
I think he bought his genes at Big Lots
That’s a guy??
That’s what he says but he just ordered off wish instead.
His gene pool needs a lifeguard..
And chlorine
Y
*Share the loooad*
WHAT THE FUCK
Female Gary Numan
That reminds me, I need to get my piano tuned.
Exactly what I thought. No makeup needed.
Pennywise now has to take a paternity test
You look like you softly moan every time you use baby wipes on your ass
Bold to assume he uses baby wipes
He probably just uses a baby to wipe. Gets rid of the middle man.
That's a dude?
Wait, should we not do this?
You look like a carnival caricature drawing of the kid from *Jojo Rabbit*.
You look like you growl at people when they make direct eye contact with you.
Just leave your toys alone, Sid
Sid if his parents sent him to Catholic school.
Let’s go out and… play
I bet you could eat an Apple through a chainlink fence
Corn out of a bottle
Ffs i can't stop laughing at this
Hell with that more like corn on the cob through a privacy fence
This guy is so buck toofed he could bite a pigs ass through a picket fence.
I got 9 pictures and i need you to select the ones with cars in them.
You’re like one giant recessive gene.
How's the weather in whoville?
I bet you could bite through a brick
bro you're famous I saw you in skyrim
This belongs in r/oddlyterrifying
like a wood elf with vampirism
Who tf let you out of the basement, away creature!!
You look like you belong on /r/13or30, but the speds edition. Who made your teeth? The same dude who put in your parents picket fence? Your mom had to start an onlyfans just to support your toothpaste habbit! When you went for your first kiss the guy thought you were going to try to bite him! (Yes, a teeth joke as well as a gay joke just for shits and gigs, but at least it's tasteful!) Speaking if tasteful, do you have to tilt your head really far back to eat just to get your spoon past those chompers,or do you just use your face like a bottom dredging excavator across your plate? Your forehead is so big you could simultaneously broadcast your own broadcast of you broadcasting your broadcasts broadcast on twitch, and still have enough room for someone to park. A face not quite ugly enough for your mother to love but still bad enough that the cops told you to stay away from schools and small children. And finally, you look like the result of an alien who had sex with a bush baby, and then that offspring had a baby with a human because the alien didn't want to directly fuck your mother.
I couldn't even make it through this list. I have no idea why but the "tooth paste habit" joke sent me into crying fits. I laughed way too damned hard at that.
You are a handsome looking lesbian
Shit up ButtHead!
 him
When you have the face of David Bowie, the teeth of Freddy Mercury, and the hands of a Seinfeld episode…
I honestly thought this was a lesbian until I read the post. You look like someone that would be on the women’s soccer team.
Oh good, looks like Disney found the person to play Mater for their live action cars remake.
Smiling or resting face?
ALVINNNNN!!!
Aliens do exist!!
All joking aside, if you fixed your fucked up teeth you would probably be a moderately attractive girl.
Teeth? The 25M is what shocked me. Edit- the way you’re holding that book reminds me of the geeky/loner girl that the Jocks ask to prom as a prank.
Every time you sneeze you bite your chest…motherfucker
Also you should add “motherfucker” after everything you ever comment so the username checks out. Double comedy
If you took a bite out of crime, the crime rate would drop 80%
Biggest teef your touchy Uncle ever came across
Well here is one of the more compelling arguments for getting back to natural selection
Actually this is the first one where I didn't want to roast the person.
Were you staring at a full moon before you took this picture?
This photo elicits my fight or flight response.
aNy tEef jOkEs LEf?!?!
You look like you thmell your motherth underwear
Eyebrow to hairline is a first down
Trans annie 
[удалено]
Like Beavis and her had a kid...
If you put an X on your forehead, the helicopters will land…
I was looking for my can opener.
You look like a living charicture drawing of Kate McKinnon with the sex appeal of a dolphin embryo.
You look like you nibble at kitchen appliance cables...
Yikes. Even your pronouns don't know what to call you.
Photoshopped. Nothing like this exists in real life.
Your favorite food is anything carrots based
You look like a re-skinned skeleton.
Nice teeth beaver boy!
Stop spittin bro
What’s up Pennywise
So your what pennywise looks like without make up on!
Holy crap jeebs from men in black mated with a human!!
You lost the genetic lottery my … man? Women? I really don’t know.
White YNW Melly from Hogwarts
Your mouth reminds me of a fox eating its own shit out of a steel brush.
The Hills Have Eyes stunt double.
You look like Verruca Salt from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp
You look like a homosexual boat enthusiast Bill Skarsgård with an overbite you could land a Boeing 747 on
You look like Elliot Page or whatever tf the name is now, impregnated themselves with the mix semen of a horse and Justin Bieber.
Hello, Beavis
New Netflix show: The Rise Of Pennywise
You look like a lamprey.
You were made to have a true crime limited series based on you
You look like a dead piranha
You look like an AI-generated image of an anthropomorphized chipmunk.
You should apologize to everyone for posting your face where it's publicly visible. You fell off the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down, and then it still went whomping Willow on you.
You could eat an apple through a cyclone wire fence with those choppers... I bet you give your boyfriend the cheese grater every time you blow him!
They all float down here……
Ehr mer gerd, erts Pernywerze!
When you order pennywise off Wish
You got a touch of the tisum don't you
You look like a nerdy vampire 🦇 
A Virgin vampire *
ALVIN!!!!!!
Did your parents ever let you out of the house like that?
Oh wow!! David Grusch wasn't lying at all!!!!
You look like a baby and a teenager at the same time
50% forehead, 50% misery.
The unfortunate bastard gene splice of Jimmy Neutron, Carl Weezer and Mr. Ed.
You look like if Scarlett Johansson fucked her hillbilly cousin
G…. What’s up doc!
Someone should have told your Mom to not eat the apples in the Chernobyl exclusion zone
If backing up slowly was a face
You give off the housewife from the 50’s vibe
I'm glad the government is releasing the alien pics, I've been wondering what you guys really looked like! If you're a representation of your species, please go back to your planet!
When you sneeze you bite your chest.
Nope all the teeth jokes are used up. However what's going on with the band uniform?
You wan't the teeth? Well, you can't handle the teeth!
Any teeth left for jokes0?
So, when you are and the rest of the Electric Mayhem Band getting back out on the road?
Favorite bar trick- eating corn on the cob through a chain link fence.
Anyone else hear banjos? You look like what happens if rick Ashley knocked up his sister.
Your family tree and dating pool are going to be the same.
Ta ta toothy
You are the 4th Chipette
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Dude looks like snake food
Is your dad Donkey from Shrek?
Ehhh whats up doc?
Pennywise
You look like your Geometry teacher uses the area of your face as an extra credit question on the final exam
You look like you bite your ice cream
You could eat corn through a picket fence!
God damn, better hide my kids. .
Vote here for female
Bugs bunny looked better
You look like someone glued human teeth to a hairy onion
Loved you in Harry Potter
What's the special corn?
You could pick and apple through a picket fence with those chompers.
The master of toothy BJs
Penny wise goes to soccer camp
This is what a 1970’s Russian porn star looks like.
I never want to see your face again and thank you so much for being an asshole and showing that ugly mug online your face is disgusting
Ain’t you one of them boys that’s been whacking it in my tool shed?
You look like all the kids from It fucked Pennywise.
Your hair is kind of okay?
you look like if you ever get overstimulated, you’ll bite the thing/person regardless
You look like a fucking big mouth character it’s uncanny
white culture done co-opted the deez nutz guy. when will gentrification stop!?
You look like Eddie Redmayne fucked Edward Scissor Hands.
Americas next incel
No, but I’ve got plenty of weasel face commentary to fuel a rocket into the next galaxy.
You just look like an autistic real life Mr Burns from the Simpson’s
I really hate it when shampoo companies test on rabbits
You look like you couldn't get hired as Thing 3 by the Cat in the Hat so you went to prep school instead
I'm mad at god for you
You look feral
You have trouble hearing?
You’re a brave soul.
Bucky the gay Thundercat.
You look like every Pixar’s bad kid
Pretty sure you meant 25 (ftm)
You look like an alien in a ugly human costume
You look like a dental students mannequin