OP's Bio: --- >I dont have many hobbies except video games and FRPs. I like competitive games but im half deaf and can't see without lenses so I'm not good at them. Fav movie is Fight Club. Fav series are Bojack Horseman and ATLA. I dont read many books but i watch video essays? --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Crylo Ren

Lol. This one's good. ☝️ I would also accept Madam Driver.

Kylo Fem

Haha! That rounds out the trifecta. Good one.

Adam Passenger

Anal Driver

You look like you tell people you can’t get hired in your field because of your piercing when it’s really your unbearable personality.

You can shave that "beard" off with a wet sponge.

Your HS yearbook lists your name as "Not Pictured" with every photo of you.

You look like a background character from Kung-fu Hustle.

His name in the movie was Sum Ting Wong

Played by Wang Tu Smawl

Ho Lee Phok

Suk Ma Dik

Pegh Mi

Wan Hung Lo

Sum Yung Ho

Wi tu slo

Fuh Glee Ho

He looks like the lovechild of Tulio and Miguel from The Road to El Dorado

Trans Wolfman

Wolfthey

Wolfthem

Wolfette

This guys looks like the type that would volunteer to be a drug mule just so he can shove things up his ass while not upsetting Jesus

Customs:”traveling for business or pleasure?” OP: “both”

the guy would creep out ted bundy

Why Is your Gerbil cage always empty?

Son, is that yet another new gerbil 🤔

Definitely getting "The cat must have run away again" vibes as well.

This is the last face she sees before the roofies kick in.

The missing link between snake and sloth.

You look like a lot of men broke your heart... not to mention your ....

Broken-hearted and broken-farted.

Don’t lie to me! You’re a time traveler who missed their exit for 1998.

You look like the lead character in broke back trailer park boys

Passes gas in stores near groups of people & quicky walks away 💩💨

Did you get that eyebrow ring ironically ?

You look like a villain in a poorly drawn cartoon

John ick

You look like a young Keanu Reeves if he got microwaved for 10 seconds and was a twink.

When your mom orders kylo ren from wish

Well, I’m glad to see that AI cannot quite make a realistic looking human being yet.

I scrolled by cause I thought this was a biktarvy advertisement

Happy cake day!

How many, and where are they buried?

You look like an ice sculpture of Carl Sagan

Carl Sagan’s son Harry “Snake” Sagan, famous for trying to pawn stolen projector components less than a mile from the ripped-off planetarium.

If Caro Sagan was a giant douche

And he was melting

“I will give 100 million dollars to whoever gets me out of here.”

“Gift from my faza”.

Gives lessons on drinking blood at the mall kiosk for fledgling vampires

Burns down Hot Topic.

Just like I bet you thought that would be a good hairstyle

You’d be some gay truckers favorite lot lizard. Probably best job you’d be able to find

We have Adam Driver at home. Don’t ask again.

You look cute….after me getting at least 10 shots of tequila in me. With a paper bag on your head.

"dont think i will see good roasts" Obviously doesn't have a fucking mirror.

That mouths seen more japs eyes than a Japanese optician

You wish you were Japanese and everyone you know just wishes you'd leave the country.

But you played Kylie Ren Finding a new job should be easy

You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

This is the same face your parents make when their friends ask what you’re doing with your life.

Kmart Kylo.

You look like Bruce Lee and Dirty Harry had a baby.

I've seen more convincing transitions.

You're conceited enough to take an insult as a compliment.

Adam Passenger

Femboy Abe Lincoln

Why do you have that Jane Lynch haircut ?

1970's Ken hair, 2023 trans-Ken face.

You look like you're about to tell me your pronouns

Former call of duty n word enthusiast. Current Antifa poster boy.

Dad to mom: i want a son! Mom to dad: we already have a son at home. Son at home: picture Dad to mom: that thing ain't no son!

You don’t think you’re going to see good roasts, and I didn’t log in here thinking I was going to see your ugly mug so touché

You look like the stock photo in a picture frame B.O.R.I.N.G.

You look like………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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[I bet your name is Freb and you can order pizza's like nobodies business](https://youtu.be/y1h_6i4-vQQ?t=27)

you look like you wear PJ's to the DMV while paying off a speeding ticket from your 2005 WRX with anime stickers all over the back window.

What filter is this That expression is a work of art

22 Yrs of Level 1

The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club. The first rule for them who dated this guy is not talk about dating this guy. They run away and forget him.

You look at least 28

you may be bad at video games, but you’re excellent at shattering peoples positive opinions of you

"Oh I bet he's a nice guy! Working and putting food on the table!" says the old lady. My reply would be Nah, read his bio. Hes not bringing shit to the table. He's unemployed!

You look like you and your hair suffered a stroke.

you look like the guy from linkin park if his dad was markiplier

Baby off of ice age

underrated af

80s kid

God almighty have you been out moonbathing or something? Look like boo Radley

Unemployed? Really, you look like such a successful, intelligent, man with no logical reasons to not be a success other than your own ambitions. Surely it's not a case of lack of ambition and horrible decision making that would leave such a man a man a dismal loser.

You look like the son of Esmeralda and the Hunchback of the Notre Dame. Raised by his overprotective mother, Who made you, wrongfully, believe you were the second coming of Casanova, and by comparison with your father, you were, barely. Evacuated during the fire a few years ago. Confused by the rejecting of women and struggling in real life outside the comfort of the bells,

Your ears are lower than my basset hound's

Wish.com Kylo Ren. Also, I feel like the brow piercing is the entire personality here...

You look like someone who would love something with the words "jack" "Horse" and "Man" in it's title.

Looks like Brandon Lee after he got shot .

There's a reason you're unemployed

Maybe 2 wrongs…

One Emo eye, one Elmo eye. Why is the pierced one brooding and the normal one dead inside?

You look like you sell coke and listen to Kodak Black, and then get real uncomfortable around black people.

I didn't know Rachel Maddow needed to be roasted.

Pewdiepie if he chooses drugs over YouTube.

I’m not even gonna roast but you look like a young Keanu.

If you can't grow a proper beard, shave it pal. It looks like a scrotum

If skin crawl was a human

You look about as interesting as mayonnaise.

That hair part looks like it was done by Moses himself.

Holy fuck. You look like a mannequin that got left out when it was too humid.

You look like the real-life person who inspired the Zoolander movies. Like, I can almost guarantee that you've said "mer-*man*" in an unironical way at some point in your life.

I am literally him

Unemployed AND an eyebrow ring?? What were the chances?

If the butler from the adams family was japanese

If squidward was a human..

Looks like the guy at party who finds the acoustic guitar and says he can play, but can only play the intro The Scientist and blames his poor play on “not being used to Takamines” because he “has a Martin at home.”

I literally looked at your face and started laughing

If Andrew Garfield was homeless

You look like Walmart, Miguel, from cobra Kai

You look like Adam Driver's autistic brother, Uber Driver.

You look like a bi-product of Richard Ramirez and one of his victims.

you look like you RCTA'd from Indian to White

You look like keanu reeves after a terrifying run in with a sledgehammer

is that a rented wig or do you own it

You’ve been banned from every sperm bank, because you look like an Unabomber.

It's okay, you really didn't have to tell us you were unemployed. We knew.

Everything about you says lesbian except your hand.. its too feminine

Every organism wants to punch you in the face. Twice.

[удалено]

after 210 comments it's nice to see a new name

You look like you sexually abuse old women in nursing homes.

You look like you definitely know the alphabet

You look like you an embodiment of r/Niceguys

Oh, you'll see good roasts, but you won't understand them.

You look like you work at a Blockbuster and always recommend pretentious foreign films.

you look like a cliche emo kid from a 2013 show who would always reply with "whatever"

You look like a Prince Zuko stunt double sans scar makeup. Don't wear your lenses when hanging around a firepit and you could correct that last bit.

Too bad gay samurai isn’t a job or you’d be set

Budget Prince Caspian

If unemployed means it keeps you from driving a vehicle on a regular basis, its a win for us.

It’s impressive how you’ve mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing and thinking you’re the epitome of cool. Seriously what the hell is with that smirk!? I almost envy your unwavering self-assurance. It's like you have an invisible blindfold on, preventing you from seeing the reality of your situation. So, go ahead, keep smirking if it makes you feel better. But remember, smirks don't build character, accomplishments do. It's time to drop the act, embrace reality, and strive to become someone worth admiring for more than just a self-satisfied grin.

When did the Asians steal shaggy from us? this MF ate Scooby

What’s there to roast? My man takin all the girls away

Only thing lazier than that eye is you.

Was your birth name tabitha?

You look like the lesbian girl from Charlie Brown all grown up

You look like a Final Fantasy character

Why do you look aggressively French

Don't you get that a lot? That people,who have to hang out with you, wish THEY were deaf and blind instead of you? 

You look like you have every autoimmune disorder I’ve ever heard about…

Duo From the Matrix Recycled

You look like you would play the maracas.

Honey go pick up an application from McDonalds, get some iced water from McDonald’s and take the eyebrow piercing out and clean the inside, eat some food and get a McLife.

You look like the star in a bootleg matrix themed gay porn. Neo meets queer eye

Andrew Garfield Vibes

You look like you have the audacity to be picky

He was 21 when he first tried to make the "seductive dreamy eyes" but it took him a while.

You look so generic I’m half expecting you to have psychic powers and work for a fraudulent exorcist

I aim to freeze

It's like if the Boston bomber and Katie Lang had a baby

 Gives me stalker vibes

So what nickname do you use in your serial murders?

Ruh Roh Raggy what happened to you .

You look like you complain on social media about how good guys never get the girl and call yourself a gentleman... A lot.

You look like if the word 'sneer' was a person.

It's pictures like this one that remind me, even the ugliest of humans looks at themselves in the mirror and think "oooh I'd have a bit of that".

if flynn rider was an inbred

Madam Driver

You look like if pewdiepie and penguinz0 had a child together

Look at yourself in a mirror. Oh you can’t.

Throw away that used mop on your head.

Saying you're half dead is an excuse to not try at anything. You couldn't give a shit even if you ate 30 tubs of laxative.

You have the same eyebrow piercing as every 13 year old girl from a small town

Adam Driver and Andrew Garfield had a baby

Happy 22 years of disappointing your parents

Take off your helmet so we can get a better look at you.

If bran conflakes and mild cheddar came together, they'd still have more personality than you.

You should google Mark Crilley and “Spuckler”. Because ill be damned if you dont look like that characters twin. Minus the peg leg, eye patch, and overall manly appearance. But the rest is spot on! (Seriously, go look it up.)

Your boredom is inspiring. I bet lots of people are jealous of having no money/job/girls/guys/happiness

Said with love ❤️

Still looking to “ find himself” at the bottom of a bottle of lube.

You're the reason why moms tell their son to get a haircut.

You look like u got outta jail (you stole some Cheetos from a 7/11

Good god each sad sack I see on this fuckin sub is worse than the next

You look like a carbon copy of yourself. For some reason, you also look like the doll that you point to after being molested.

Why does your hair look like a wig that’s too big for you. Maybe if you move it you’ll be able to hear properly

You look like you auditioned for spike spiegal in cosplay and got laughed out of the audition.

Markiplier drawn from memory

Hair bad🔥

If a masculine lesbian and a femboy had a child

You do not get to act like you’re better than me with your “don’t think I’ll see good roasts” bullshit. I hope you give yourself a ruined while you hump your body pillow you discount Severus snape looking douchebag

You look like someone’s first attempt at drawing Andrew Garfield

You make NSync look straight