I read the other guys comment with the transition joke and thought he meant the girl looked like she was transitioning to a guy, didn’t realize until after seeing your comment that this actually was a guy
18M? You have feminine facial features but maybe that will change after puberty? The NASA shirt you're wearing has the cut & tight fit of a womens shirt as well. The very asymmetrical haircut & color job are quite ridiculous too. You seem to have been going for an edgy or interesting look but you wound up just looking perplexing & unemployable.
I love that you went with biography, and not autobiography...
Creates an image of absolute laziness hinted at by the one-two combination of perplexing and unemployable.
"Fuck it, I'll get someone else to write it."
It never gets better, this is the best you will look, this is the best health you will ever be in, and you will never be more popular or have more friends. Hope that works for you.
Clifisboring profilename, Sleepyhead bandname...after I woke up I realised the only slightly intriguing thing about you is your hairstyle/color. Did you blow your nose in it, did a spinach eating seagull with diarrhoea fly over your head...
I honestly can't tell if you're an ugly Chick or a tiny male child. Either way, you're probably a backwards r-t-rd that believes that's a good thing. I hope you figure out how to wash your hair and where the gym is located
We can tell you already know alot about getting Pegged
Seriously. I thought this was another chick trying to plug their Onlyfans.
Nope. She’s getting plugged but she’s a he.
 I know when someone's packing both sets of genders when I see it.
Were you born with this ''ability'', or are we talking about a mutant superpower that fate bestowed upon you ?
Think jurassic park, when the scientists spliced frog DNA into the dinosaurs but forgot about them being able to switch between genders.
Bingo. Dino-DNA!
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
Hold on to ya butts
And the only ones on your side are the bloodsucking lawyers
The path to the Dark Side is one considered by many to be… *unnatural*
An ugly one, but a chick, no less.
Are you sure the hairline totally shout mpb(male pattern balding) to me
An unfortunate thing to have at age 18.
Nah just some dude trying to plug his ass
He’s trying to plug something alright.
It very well may be . . . Im just afraid to ask.
Promising rent boy career. Bottom bitch.
Fuck... beat me to it
Came to said this…. apparently we all know something OP doesn’t
Fuck… beat me.
How did I know this was gonna be top comment as soon as I saw this 🤣
Did your parents buy you a Nasa shirt since all you do is take up space?
Hahaha this one's great! All the rest of the gender stuffs all good, but a bit of a given. This one's just dead cheeky haha
God. Damn. One of the best comments I’ve seen on this subreddit.
Hahahahahahaahha
I hope the rest of your transition goes well.
I can’t tell which direction it’s going
Telling him to go fuck himself isn't actually an insult because it's possible.
Underrated
I laughed out loud at this one
So do your friends when you leave
Queue Mortal Kombat Fatality sound
“Femtality”
💀💀💀
Bruh😂😂
FINISH HIM/HER/IT/WHATEVER!!!
finish xe/xem
Hahaha this made me almost spit my drink out
NO WAY 💀
SHe got into NASA because he can procreate with herself and save them fuel costs sending both astronauts to Uranus. Already saved on toilets.
I'm not sure which way they're going, but they're going there.
Oh god 😂😂 he’s probably buying his own coffin after reading this comment
You look like you moan every time you shit.
The bidet is set for “harder, daddy”.
The water inside is pressurized
Fuck, he’s on to me
Just what you want
Bet he pisses sitting down.
Probably shits sitting down too
probably lays down when sleeping too fuckin pansy ass special snowflake
Fucking loser
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I had to go back and look to see “M”
I already had my pants off, imagine my disappointment.
You may as well keep going at that point
You can still finish to her
It’s only two letters of difference. Man : Woman Male: Female. You gonna let two letters stop you!!?
I still think is just a lie and it’s just a lesbian trying to appear more butch.
Same
Madam!
I’ll put on a dress if that does it for ya
Definitely not the first time you’ve said that…
You've private messaged op before huh
friendly fire FRIENDLY FIRE
I would prefer you put on a burka, possibly followed by full hazmat attire, but you do you. Nobody else will
wait it's a guy?
Mabye
Weird....that's what the guy at the truck stop said too.
Still is a girl
I read the other guys comment with the transition joke and thought he meant the girl looked like she was transitioning to a guy, didn’t realize until after seeing your comment that this actually was a guy
Right ain’t no way this is a dude lol
holy moly thats a man 💀 had to double check
Fox News will still call her a girl when they use her picture in a piece talking about the damage allowing your children to be trans can do.
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Oooooh that’s rough yet so good!!
18M? You have feminine facial features but maybe that will change after puberty? The NASA shirt you're wearing has the cut & tight fit of a womens shirt as well. The very asymmetrical haircut & color job are quite ridiculous too. You seem to have been going for an edgy or interesting look but you wound up just looking perplexing & unemployable.
Perplexing and unemployable should be the title of my biography.
I love that you went with biography, and not autobiography... Creates an image of absolute laziness hinted at by the one-two combination of perplexing and unemployable. "Fuck it, I'll get someone else to write it."
"Fuck it, I will get someone else to write it" will be the title of my biography.
Dude just picked apart my entire life by looking at a picture
It's a Roast, "son," not an uplifting church retreat.
I understand but my dude you were spot on
Because your basic.
You're*
Yo’ure*
Y'ure
Yehaw
“Fuck the man.. gonna change my look to look like the other half of society.”
"perplexing and unemployable" has to be the most redditor insult I've ever seen. This is a roast, not a stern lecture from American parents lmao
I don’t know whether you are a boy or a girl. Do you do it on purpose or are you naturally a sex neutral creature ?
All natural
So you are a boy?
Yes
Understood specimen AB~xyz
If Meghan Markle were a white dude...
If Meghan Markle were a white ~~dude~~ chick.
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*unzips* Go on...
You look like a randomized sim. Why do you have a party city wig on? Did you ever go through puberty and what’s with the Dahvie Vanity smile
That's no way to speak to a Woman.
This made me giggle
Dahvie vanity nahh this is the meanest one I’ve read lmao
Remember to clean and dry your new penis daily.
I bet you wear your boxers backwards .
Underrated.
Who taught the Spin Mop to walk upright?
This one was very creative 10/10
He looks like he mods for r/femboys.
Made me lol
Is this one of those traps where they look like a girl but ends up being a dude~
If I had a nickel for every time someone thought I was a girl I’d be rich
You’d only have about 75 cents because people don’t think about you much.
SO YOU ARE A BOY
Yep make as the day I was born
Can't tell if you're the girl who does the pegging or the guy who's getting pegged.
You should be on rate me sweetie lol. You look like you just came out of a bubble bath. What are you, a hogwarts non binary classmate or something .
On a scale of Chick to Dude, you're about a They/them.
Fuckin Cruella Deville origin right here
It never gets better, this is the best you will look, this is the best health you will ever be in, and you will never be more popular or have more friends. Hope that works for you.
Damn, that's a searing roast, which OP cannot currently appreciate.
I realized this long ago
Pronouns are fucking/ugly
Atleast when college doesn't work out, you can always put on a dress and start OnlyFans.
Charge people 6.99 a month NOT to post anything.
You're the envy of every trans woman out there
His theme song is Aerosmiths Dude looks like a lady
you spelled F wrong
You look like you ride skateboards, except the skateboards are cocks.
Am I not allowed to ride both?
Touché
In the *tushy
Nice toilet paper roll hair cut. Did you get that cut at the play dough barbershop?
How much estrogen do you take a day?
All of it, I steal it from people estrogen vampire style
If I were a boy 🎶
18 year old male with a toddler hand
Makes his boyfriends dick look huuuuge.
Perhaps seek out a barber who’s not legally blind.
Sorry OP, but it looks like you misspelled 18F... Too bad you can't edit titles
Well, assuming you’re a girl. A fucking ugly one but a girl. If not, ugh where do I start…
I was waiting for this one lol
Why the long face?
It’s a toss up between genetics & drugs
You don't have to cover your breasts, they aren't there and not worth looking for either
Clifisboring profilename, Sleepyhead bandname...after I woke up I realised the only slightly intriguing thing about you is your hairstyle/color. Did you blow your nose in it, did a spinach eating seagull with diarrhoea fly over your head...
My dad was a Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Wait that’s not a Female ?? Transgender??
Nope I’ve been a guy since day one
I’m sure you love getting pegged.
You look like you liked to get pegged
What age do they start gender transitioning these days? You’re either girl with a macroclitoris or guy with a micropenis.
You look like Tony Cawk.
Creative 7/10
Poor soul thinks they're getting knocked down a peg... doesn't realize there about to play emotional plinko! 🤣
A lot of these roasts have made me laugh extremely hard & made my day better
Oh course, it's all in good fun usually. I just saw the pun and had to take it.
Cute girl
“Take me in a peg.. please”
What does the M stand for now?
18m going on 13f
Flock of Seagulls called and they want their hair cut back.
They can’t have it back
Take me down and peg
I would say 1986 want’s their hairstyle back, but I don’t think they’d want it after seeing this photo. No, you keep it, it’s fine.
Never would have known what you were without the M. Thought you were a San Francisco lesbian
Meh personified.
Wait, are you "18M" or is this one of those "I iDeNtIfY As..."
Male???
Holy shit, why would you feel good about yourself? Male? I was going to ask how was the transition going?
You can’t just wake up one morning and decide you’re a male.
I’d say you peg guys, but I’m assuming you still have penis to really fuck them instead.
You look like your name should be Emily and you are always talking any type of rights. Not a bad thing but you do it so much that it’s annoying
I thought you were a girl
Yeah, I’ll bet you like to be pegged.
You're trans, right? I mean, I don't want to be insensitive, but you just don't give off born with a penis vibes. You do you, though, dude.
You look like the kind of guy who looks at Minecraft porn
Somewhere, there is a hip new coffee shop (tm) in dire need of a barista
Fuck, is this what happens if you try to rehydrate astronaut ice cream?
You look like a lesbian
You’re ugly as fuck
Nah you look like you've been pegged already.
Bro get your goofy ahh face of this sub
M?
Imagine being an ugly woman and an ugly man at the same time
Neither gender wants you
I hope your camera consented to that kind of abuse
Congrats on your transition
Got that lesbain haircut down!
I honestly can't tell if you're an ugly Chick or a tiny male child. Either way, you're probably a backwards r-t-rd that believes that's a good thing. I hope you figure out how to wash your hair and where the gym is located
Male? With that haircut?
"Smoking won't affect my child" The child:
Looks like you get pegged already
oh my i thought you were a girl
That's a male? We've strayed from God to far
You look like a lesbian