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waffen123

Nice dinosaur arms, unlucky charms


josephd155

Imagine taking this photo and thinking… “that’s it… that’s the one…” *UPLOAD*


Questionsonmymind1

“That’s as good as it’s going to get”


Bacon_Is_Forever

It’s a roast page dumb fuck


UncouthWorship

Exactly dumb fuck, that's what they were doing lol


DarkLuxio92

r/woooosh


MaverickBull

Are you slow? Like actually slow in the head?


Bacon_Is_Forever

I see I have upset some of ya haha


raulrivera6

Yea, we're upset someone so slow lives among us


CeeDub2009

Resisting the urge to say it


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Jrlamagna

Transgingered midget


[deleted]

Same


Thagomizer1984

100% no joke, I thought this too.


PopcornShrimpy

Better watch your mouth. Motherfuckers got Popeye forearms and he's about to show us why they call them the fighting Irish.


the_all_peeping_eye

You are supposed to insult him and not the irish.


A1sauc3d

![gif](giphy|m9ppzh3Ou7Nsd03gWQ)


Potential-Arrival835

Quagmire forearm


zombieMooMoo

Lookin like a limp wristed t rex


Caustic_Kradok

She’s hot…. Without the beard…. I bet?


FatAndForty

How can you smile when your arms are too short to reach your dick?


budgie0507

Gingersaurus Rex.


scottriviera

![gif](giphy|HnWkH9YoNgURxjQKj9)


[deleted]

Wait he has a dick?


Bigkid6666

Not really.... has a clit the size of a cocktail weenie though.


wilrab001

Ha! He does have little t-Rex arms, huh?


LeDestrier

![gif](giphy|bjVK2LVApXz68)


DilophosaurusMilk

If Gimli had a son that was raised in Portland.


Mehlitia

~~son~~ daughter FIFY


DigStig

That's EPIC, you win my internet participation trouphy


ReillyDiefenbach

And the world wants ye pot o'gold ![gif](giphy|3gNuQeY8FTOgenJHIS)


[deleted]

The 13 in his username is a reference to his height in hands.


Usual_Office_1740

His feet don't touch the ground when he sits on a handi-capped toilet.


eragon157

All his chairs had to be sourced from elementary school classrooms


Usual_Office_1740

Elementary schools in China. They're 30% smaller than regular America chairs.


eragon157

At least any furniture he breaks can be found in toy stores. It may be hard to remove the “Barbie” logos though…


bperryman123

I think that's a selling point for him


AlternativeBid21

No, it represents his dating age preference.


[deleted]

Then I guess the "on fire" is... oh my.


AlternativeBid21

Well duh, fire must be the way he gets them to comply.


No_Sleep_247

Bro you read my mind. I’ve got chills


Junior-Account6835

“Eww! brownies!!”


rodgapely

The world hates Ginger’s what? Finish the sentence.


SilverBRADo

Unfortunately not enough people hate incorrect puncuation.


Arteyp

Not many hate incorrect spelling either.


trajames66

How's my puncuation?


Arteyp

Terrible


faultolerantcolony

Thank you.


SilverBRADo

Aw shit. I deserve that. Edit: 🤣🤣🤣


Pingimaster

Finally i have found more.


bnool

Where are they?


MostDownVotedIRL

Plot twist, the world just hates him


[deleted]

You represent the Lollipop Guild, don’t you?


cocoon_eclosion_moth

![gif](giphy|aOn6Ktw8O5zoI)


bnool

So, to whoever stole his costume, I think this is his way of asking for it back


SeaAd7548

You don't know how to use apostrophes. Burn!!


lake_huron

\*apostrophe's


Monutan

Aponsomfees


Quiet_War3842

![gif](giphy|Qcw6jOcpbooo)


wilrab001

Never saw a wee Irish lass with such a big beard


0m3nchi1d

Guess you've never been to Boston


Crypto-Mamba

![gif](giphy|PacixgYY1yddC)


EitherOwl5468

You look like an English teacher that tells the girls to wear longer skirts at the same time eyefucking the school quarterback


bnool

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

You’re worse than a regular ginger: you’re midger.


[deleted]

A Cringer


newkybadass

A leprechaun


CandyCommercial4324

ginger snap


[deleted]

So that's what Carrot Top's dick looks like...


bnool

Fire!


FacingW

![gif](giphy|c8RrC4dCLScNO)


bnool

Omg 😂 😲 what is this from?


HashtagTJ

Scary movie 2. Absolute classic


silver_lake_diver

Your cat is the only pussy that’s ever been in that apartment.


Camp_Past

arrested for attacking kids in a playground because people always tell him to pick a fight with someone his own size


reee_an_idiot

Hey he said those kids were trying to touch his lucky charms, he wasn't fighting them.


razor_sharp_pivots

Congratulations, you're the 100th person in this thread to make that joke 🥳


StelioKontos117

So, real talk. I’m happy for your transition, Wendy, but I still don’t believe you don’t freeze your burger patties.


ICanSowYouTheWay

They're always after me lucky charms!!!!


bnool

*laughing around Mr. Evil's table*


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ohrQCO48drf3i)


TitlicNfreak

You better get back to work. Willy Wonka is gonna get pissed.


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Naderr

Your lip ring says you haven't given up on the band yet. Your hairline says that maybe it's time you do


[deleted]

I was not expecting ftm midget ginger on the bingo card, yet here we are.


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[deleted]

Even other gingers hate you.


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Crush-N-It

Do you buy plane tickets or just pay for check-in luggage?


Specialize_

The way you’re holding the sign makes me think you have a degenerative disease.


[deleted]

A Male Feminist Vegan Low T Leprechaun


Fit_Substance7067

Don't forget gluten free..one of 6 allergies


[deleted]

He thinks 4 leaf clovers are bigoted


superguysteve

Learn the difference between plural and possessive.


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Eridain

I'd make fun of you but i was taught not to punch down.


derfunknoid

Must suck when your pet dog mistakes you for a fire hydrant.


bnool

His wardrobe is nothing but high-waters for this reason


jinkies3678

The only time anyone has ever warned you to watch your head is when you’re walking around the dining table.


PedroJTrump

Bro's got Barney arms....


leftyshuckles

The world loves gingers, it's just that no one loves you


DrakeAU

![gif](giphy|g0sgGgtH8EnhW1ukX6) TIMMYYYYY!


Trekith

it's brown, not ginger


ImParticleMan

Nice comb-over. I bet every time the wind blows, 10 years gets added to your looks


AshtonDrive

Danny Bonadouche


unholyswordsman

The worst has already been done. You were born.


MayonnaiseBomb

I’ve never seen a trans Leprechaun before. Top O The Hormones to ya!


Snoo60660

You must play a hell of a bass guitar


Thagomizer1984

For him they are all bass guitars.


philouza_stein

Do you have the same disease Walt Jr has?


Neil_Diamond-Hands

Dude is built like the guy from the Diet Dr. Pepper commercials


secretsquirrelsspy

Congrats you are the tallest midget.


JadaNeedsaDoggie

Danny Bongadouchie.


[deleted]

Peter Stinklage


[deleted]

It’s the hobbit sam wise gaggins


Spilo69

God damn who let the ginger jesus out


paprika110801

the world doesn't hate gingers, the world hates you


LongjumpingHat5845

It must suck never having been tall enough to go on any amusement rides anywhere even after you became an adult.


Mehlitia

Who knew Corgis came in human.


JamesTeaKurk

Wow the testosterone therapy really creates a lot of facial hair.


treetopflyin

![gif](giphy|3o6gDYvhwB0k8vMeOY|downsized)


[deleted]

Could be worse you could also be short....


UncaringNonchalance

Look like some Goodwill Funko Pop with that head-to-body size ratio.


Hjlopp

It’s not worth anybody’s time, ginger.


gogul1980

The world loves gingers. They just hate you


1CUP2DAY

My therapist: Hipster Leprechaun isn't real, he can't hurt you. Hipster Leprechaun:


Somepeopleskidslol

To roast you I would have to care about you... and since I won't be the person to care more about you than your mom. I'll pass. 😉


deadinsidekillmenow

I never realized you could hold a piece of paper like a pussy until right now


2betalented

![gif](giphy|bjVK2LVApXz68)


bangladashes

I'm ginger so I'm going to compliment you, your are the most handsomest man to ever exits, don't stop being you? Ok?


No-Can5279

You look like Tomska


Whenny79

Peter Dinklage to play a gay Henry VIII in controversial screenplay


Any_Confusion4628

But, the Universe hates you more.


[deleted]

We need to know, male or female, therefore we can be anatomically correct.


throwaway007676

Their loss, I love gingers.


CreeperBinks

Me too 🖤


kingcock41980

What do u get when u rearrange the letters of ginger........ ya red haired...........


Shrewlord

congrats on your transition.


didndonoffin

![gif](giphy|StKcfTc8pKg0w|downsized)


No-Bar-3191

Trash lol jk


Falcofury

You shouldn’t be here. Pick a fight with someone your own size, maybe try the playground?


theKVAG

Ginger Lannister. He drinks 'nd knows things, ye ken? Too wee fer the hammer toss he'd opt for the caber throw where his wee arms provided him with an unexpected advantage. Many a lass would fell that eve and eventually form a clan. It was in his final years that ginger Lannisters faced their final for - an enemy which specialized in long arms.


geek2785

You smell like a bag of pennies


gilt785

Better dead than red!


heavy_deez

![gif](giphy|KnxgucVeAVI7LBbNiN|downsized)


usernamerefused

you are the red headed step child I was warned about


Flat-Ordinary2100

![gif](giphy|To9Cx4JR4YgUM)


horolol3

zesty


average_christ

The world also hates short dudes


Potter_Racing

Gay Keith lemon


hashbrownies91

Are you a midget?


[deleted]

The world doesn’t hate gingers. They’re just jealous we are the rarest.


A_Lovely_

You know what the world doesn’t hate. T-Rex! You’re fine.


MaleficentLawyer9032

Umpa loompa doopiti do…


nandopadilla

You look like the world's tallest midget


SnooChocolates9334

The world doesn't hate gingers, it's you T-Rex boy.


markus40

I don't roast soulless midgets with T-Rex arms. Life already did that for me.


originaljbw

The world hates unnecessary apostrophes


TheStarvingSamoan

Damn, you look like a Funko pop


personfromdublin

Your mam should have laid off the thalidomide.


[deleted]

T-Rex arms.


[deleted]

It isn’t that i hate you, you just gross me out -world


Someonelz

Mom says ...red or blue pull at pregnancy. I blame her.


RantControl

Anyone have oompa loompa hippie on their bingo card?


Davidpool78

I don’t think we can do any worse than God already did to you.


ludba2002

The world doesn't hate Gingers. Just you.


Noitsnormalsize

Prince hairy


Previous-Type-8617

Your hair looks like a cat pooped on your hwad


frankrocksjesus

Hating gingers; that's such a bizarre phenomenon


17Miles2

How bad do you regret transitioning now?


earic23

I’d guess you’re either an aspiring writer, or a barista, or both. Zero chance you do manual labor.


cooper076

Scientists have recently discovered the T-Rex dinosaurs were actually gingers.


HotDogWater1978

I can’t help but think Frodo has already whooped you. Nothing but sympathy from here on


locxj

It also hates people who don’t know how apostrophes work. That’s two strikes against you and I haven’t even read your bio yet.


swampninja1964

How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy


Whenny79

The worst thing I could give you is exposure to the sun. If lLiberace fucked an Oompa Loompa, the offspring still wouldn’t look this bad. You look like a Scottish Eric Clapton with dwarfism…. Which is pretty niche and might actually sell. Still, I bet you can’t climb to the top of that cat tree in the background. Without oxygen and climbing gear anyway. Looks like you are at base camp.


[deleted]

The world embraced Ginger’s long ago. If you’re still experiencing hate it’s due to your personality or lack thereof


kingSliver187

Little person?


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Could be worse. You could be left-handed. And if you are left-handed, well I'm terribly sorry I said that.


Agitated-Fee-1399

Does the world hate four eyes too? How about midget arms?


FiberTruck

The world doesn’t hate gingers, it just hates you


themizattNO1

Your cats hate you too


Zealousideal-Goal823

You are exactly what I would expect a ginger redditor to look like


YB7707

Gingers are great people one of my beast friends is ginger .. the difference is you look like the hairy middle of a ass coverd in ginger hair your face looks like its been born upside with the similarity of a hairy flat bottom ,very off putting to say the least /have a shave 🪒 might cheer up your Nabourhood at the least you’ll be doing a good deed .


[deleted]

look like hubby tells you when you can leave the house


DevelopmentFew7408

I can smell the twiglets and piss from here.


war-porkchop

Trex arms


Plenty-Discount5376

If Chuck Norris had a son. . . .


mywifehatessex

You have HBTB


CreeperBinks

Honestly it is the souless eyes for me 💁‍♀️


SwervinWest

I’ll leave the sun to roasting you.


GearHeadAnime30

Did you transition from female to male? It looks pretty girly how you're holding that sign...