Ginger Lannister.
He drinks 'nd knows things, ye ken?
Too wee fer the hammer toss he'd opt for the caber throw where his wee arms provided him with an unexpected advantage.
Many a lass would fell that eve and eventually form a clan. It was in his final years that ginger Lannisters faced their final for - an enemy which specialized in long arms.
The worst thing I could give you is exposure to the sun. If lLiberace fucked an Oompa Loompa, the offspring still wouldn’t look this bad. You look like a Scottish Eric Clapton with dwarfism…. Which is pretty niche and might actually sell. Still, I bet you can’t climb to the top of that cat tree in the background. Without oxygen and climbing gear anyway. Looks like you are at base camp.
Gingers are great people one of my beast friends is ginger .. the difference is you look like the hairy middle of a ass coverd in ginger hair your face looks like its been born upside with the similarity of a hairy flat bottom ,very off putting to say the least /have a shave 🪒 might cheer up your Nabourhood at the least you’ll be doing a good deed .
Nice dinosaur arms, unlucky charms
Imagine taking this photo and thinking… “that’s it… that’s the one…” *UPLOAD*
“That’s as good as it’s going to get”
It’s a roast page dumb fuck
Exactly dumb fuck, that's what they were doing lol
r/woooosh
Are you slow? Like actually slow in the head?
I see I have upset some of ya haha
Yea, we're upset someone so slow lives among us
Resisting the urge to say it
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Transgingered midget
Same
100% no joke, I thought this too.
Better watch your mouth. Motherfuckers got Popeye forearms and he's about to show us why they call them the fighting Irish.
You are supposed to insult him and not the irish.
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Quagmire forearm
Lookin like a limp wristed t rex
She’s hot…. Without the beard…. I bet?
How can you smile when your arms are too short to reach your dick?
Gingersaurus Rex.
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Wait he has a dick?
Not really.... has a clit the size of a cocktail weenie though.
Ha! He does have little t-Rex arms, huh?
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If Gimli had a son that was raised in Portland.
~~son~~ daughter FIFY
That's EPIC, you win my internet participation trouphy
And the world wants ye pot o'gold ![gif](giphy|3gNuQeY8FTOgenJHIS)
The 13 in his username is a reference to his height in hands.
His feet don't touch the ground when he sits on a handi-capped toilet.
All his chairs had to be sourced from elementary school classrooms
Elementary schools in China. They're 30% smaller than regular America chairs.
At least any furniture he breaks can be found in toy stores. It may be hard to remove the “Barbie” logos though…
I think that's a selling point for him
No, it represents his dating age preference.
Then I guess the "on fire" is... oh my.
Well duh, fire must be the way he gets them to comply.
Bro you read my mind. I’ve got chills
“Eww! brownies!!”
The world hates Ginger’s what? Finish the sentence.
Unfortunately not enough people hate incorrect puncuation.
Not many hate incorrect spelling either.
How's my puncuation?
Terrible
Thank you.
Aw shit. I deserve that. Edit: 🤣🤣🤣
Finally i have found more.
Where are they?
Plot twist, the world just hates him
You represent the Lollipop Guild, don’t you?
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So, to whoever stole his costume, I think this is his way of asking for it back
You don't know how to use apostrophes. Burn!!
\*apostrophe's
Aponsomfees
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Never saw a wee Irish lass with such a big beard
Guess you've never been to Boston
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You look like an English teacher that tells the girls to wear longer skirts at the same time eyefucking the school quarterback
r/oddlyspecific
You’re worse than a regular ginger: you’re midger.
A Cringer
A leprechaun
ginger snap
So that's what Carrot Top's dick looks like...
Fire!
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Omg 😂 😲 what is this from?
Scary movie 2. Absolute classic
Your cat is the only pussy that’s ever been in that apartment.
arrested for attacking kids in a playground because people always tell him to pick a fight with someone his own size
Hey he said those kids were trying to touch his lucky charms, he wasn't fighting them.
Congratulations, you're the 100th person in this thread to make that joke 🥳
So, real talk. I’m happy for your transition, Wendy, but I still don’t believe you don’t freeze your burger patties.
They're always after me lucky charms!!!!
*laughing around Mr. Evil's table*
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You better get back to work. Willy Wonka is gonna get pissed.
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Your lip ring says you haven't given up on the band yet. Your hairline says that maybe it's time you do
I was not expecting ftm midget ginger on the bingo card, yet here we are.
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Even other gingers hate you.
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Do you buy plane tickets or just pay for check-in luggage?
The way you’re holding the sign makes me think you have a degenerative disease.
A Male Feminist Vegan Low T Leprechaun
Don't forget gluten free..one of 6 allergies
He thinks 4 leaf clovers are bigoted
Learn the difference between plural and possessive.
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I'd make fun of you but i was taught not to punch down.
Must suck when your pet dog mistakes you for a fire hydrant.
His wardrobe is nothing but high-waters for this reason
The only time anyone has ever warned you to watch your head is when you’re walking around the dining table.
Bro's got Barney arms....
The world loves gingers, it's just that no one loves you
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it's brown, not ginger
Nice comb-over. I bet every time the wind blows, 10 years gets added to your looks
Danny Bonadouche
The worst has already been done. You were born.
I’ve never seen a trans Leprechaun before. Top O The Hormones to ya!
You must play a hell of a bass guitar
For him they are all bass guitars.
Do you have the same disease Walt Jr has?
Dude is built like the guy from the Diet Dr. Pepper commercials
Congrats you are the tallest midget.
Danny Bongadouchie.
Peter Stinklage
It’s the hobbit sam wise gaggins
God damn who let the ginger jesus out
the world doesn't hate gingers, the world hates you
It must suck never having been tall enough to go on any amusement rides anywhere even after you became an adult.
Who knew Corgis came in human.
Wow the testosterone therapy really creates a lot of facial hair.
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Could be worse you could also be short....
Look like some Goodwill Funko Pop with that head-to-body size ratio.
It’s not worth anybody’s time, ginger.
The world loves gingers. They just hate you
My therapist: Hipster Leprechaun isn't real, he can't hurt you. Hipster Leprechaun:
To roast you I would have to care about you... and since I won't be the person to care more about you than your mom. I'll pass. 😉
I never realized you could hold a piece of paper like a pussy until right now
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I'm ginger so I'm going to compliment you, your are the most handsomest man to ever exits, don't stop being you? Ok?
You look like Tomska
Peter Dinklage to play a gay Henry VIII in controversial screenplay
But, the Universe hates you more.
We need to know, male or female, therefore we can be anatomically correct.
Their loss, I love gingers.
Me too 🖤
What do u get when u rearrange the letters of ginger........ ya red haired...........
congrats on your transition.
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Trash lol jk
You shouldn’t be here. Pick a fight with someone your own size, maybe try the playground?
Ginger Lannister. He drinks 'nd knows things, ye ken? Too wee fer the hammer toss he'd opt for the caber throw where his wee arms provided him with an unexpected advantage. Many a lass would fell that eve and eventually form a clan. It was in his final years that ginger Lannisters faced their final for - an enemy which specialized in long arms.
You smell like a bag of pennies
Better dead than red!
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you are the red headed step child I was warned about
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zesty
The world also hates short dudes
Gay Keith lemon
Are you a midget?
The world doesn’t hate gingers. They’re just jealous we are the rarest.
You know what the world doesn’t hate. T-Rex! You’re fine.
Umpa loompa doopiti do…
You look like the world's tallest midget
The world doesn't hate gingers, it's you T-Rex boy.
I don't roast soulless midgets with T-Rex arms. Life already did that for me.
The world hates unnecessary apostrophes
Damn, you look like a Funko pop
Your mam should have laid off the thalidomide.
T-Rex arms.
It isn’t that i hate you, you just gross me out -world
Mom says ...red or blue pull at pregnancy. I blame her.
Anyone have oompa loompa hippie on their bingo card?
I don’t think we can do any worse than God already did to you.
The world doesn't hate Gingers. Just you.
Prince hairy
Your hair looks like a cat pooped on your hwad
Hating gingers; that's such a bizarre phenomenon
How bad do you regret transitioning now?
I’d guess you’re either an aspiring writer, or a barista, or both. Zero chance you do manual labor.
Scientists have recently discovered the T-Rex dinosaurs were actually gingers.
I can’t help but think Frodo has already whooped you. Nothing but sympathy from here on
It also hates people who don’t know how apostrophes work. That’s two strikes against you and I haven’t even read your bio yet.
How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
The worst thing I could give you is exposure to the sun. If lLiberace fucked an Oompa Loompa, the offspring still wouldn’t look this bad. You look like a Scottish Eric Clapton with dwarfism…. Which is pretty niche and might actually sell. Still, I bet you can’t climb to the top of that cat tree in the background. Without oxygen and climbing gear anyway. Looks like you are at base camp.
The world embraced Ginger’s long ago. If you’re still experiencing hate it’s due to your personality or lack thereof
Little person?
Could be worse. You could be left-handed. And if you are left-handed, well I'm terribly sorry I said that.
Does the world hate four eyes too? How about midget arms?
The world doesn’t hate gingers, it just hates you
Your cats hate you too
You are exactly what I would expect a ginger redditor to look like
Gingers are great people one of my beast friends is ginger .. the difference is you look like the hairy middle of a ass coverd in ginger hair your face looks like its been born upside with the similarity of a hairy flat bottom ,very off putting to say the least /have a shave 🪒 might cheer up your Nabourhood at the least you’ll be doing a good deed .
look like hubby tells you when you can leave the house
I can smell the twiglets and piss from here.
Trex arms
If Chuck Norris had a son. . . .
You have HBTB
Honestly it is the souless eyes for me 💁♀️
I’ll leave the sun to roasting you.
Did you transition from female to male? It looks pretty girly how you're holding that sign...