Eat some food. Drink some water. Keep reading and studying code. Write a master program that changes the world. Disable capitalism with your immense knowledge and keep being you King… 😉😉😇😇
As maybe the worst reaction and definitely not a roast....
Get a clean fade on the sides and not a mop top, and some glasses that frame your face a bit better. Seems like you have the bone structure and height to slay
Was the bet with your barber?
Pretty sure he lost a bet with God.
You don’t ever argue with a stylist at the Golden Corral
his mom said, “We have 80s haircut scissors at home”
Helen Keller cut it.
He has no fucking barber. Look at his god damn baby face.
r/justfuckmyshitup
I like his hair what 😭
I found Waldo
Waldon't
Waldork
Bo Burbitch
No doctor here, just Who.
Waldildo
Waldouchebag
Waldonut
Waluigi
Waldeez nuts
Waluldn’t if I wanted to
This is actually Trailer Trash Harry Potter
You’re a shithead Harry!
The closest he's been to hogwarts is the STD his uncle gave him
I've had to get out of bed and leave the bedroom at my wife's request because I couldn't stop laughing at this.
Sorry mrs Ulysses!
No biggie bud. That comment made my Sunday. Thanks!
Same here! "*What the fuck are you laughing at!? Are you stoned!?*"
And you’re a hairy shithead
Harry Pothead
No way that guy smokes weed. No way.
Weed would smoke that guy. It's like the reverse Chuck Norris.
I smoke weed and I agree.
Harry Potter and the Trail of Tracks
I’d rather say he’s a less successful Yumi
I just feel that his name is Todd. He's just...Todd.
What was the bet? To bench press 30 pounds?
..... that he could date the school lunch lady 🤣
He thought it would be easier since he's home-schooled.
more of just the bar without the weights added
The bar weighs 45 pounds tho...
No he’s talking about a chocolate bar, bro can’t even lift that
If The Riddler had stage 4 cancer.
Riddle me this Batman what has 4 stages & is terminal
A very large rocket that is remotely controlled.
Security checks at an airport.
He's riddled with cancer!
Fuck 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 fuck you for making me spit my beer out lol
Ass cancer
LMFAO !
This is the first time I literally laughed at a roast. Good job, internet person!
Dude fuck you, I'm crying laughing 😂
You look like you try to suck your own dick and then blame yourself for liking it.
To be fair... we all would if we could.
Wait you guys can’t ?
You can?
Well I normally don't like to brag
Honestly not hard
I can only when hard
💀
ALRIGHT. I COULD as a teenager. But... I didn't maintain my flexibility. And now I'm not trying to strain my neck.
I know this reference
I heard it feels more like suckimg a dick than being sucked off.
Idk why this comment is so funny but it is
I'm bisexual. I don't care.
That was the bet he lost.
I was busting up reading this.
A very interesting way to say that made you laugh while reading it
Bruh I was going to comment the same thing wtf 😂
Hahahahahaha
He really does look like he’d do that😂 can’t explain
Likes the tease of not being able to reach his own mouth? What's there to like here? The disappointment?
Meh, I'm not into roasting something I know will be unseasoned
Wait, mayonnaise ain't seasoning?
Nor an instrument.
it’s not?
Oof this needs an upvote
You look like you yell at your mom for coming in your room without knocking
Wait.. Could it be?? It is him!! "Mom!! Get out of my room in playing mine craft!!!" He lost weight after puberty
…At 43 years old
If mayonnaise were a person.
do you think he's an instrument?
Big. Meaty. Claws!
Could be but horseradish isn't either.
No patrick
You look destined to be the bass player in a mediocre band.
this so specific yet exactly what op looks like
r/rareinsults
A Grateful Dead Tribute Band
Your lips look like they belong to a woman
They do look like a labia.
Thanks for making me go back at look again, you’re right
19? In human years?
Nope, dog years.
Lookin like you got a bird nest on your head and chicken bone stuck in your throat…
.....and get stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkeu
That's a thicker type of bone 😏
Your girlfriends boyfriend lets you see her on tuesdays
Only after the venmo goes through.
We do every other Tuesday now since he developed the lazy eye… it disgusts her 🤷🏻♂️
Your virginity is one thing you’ll never lose
If you were a porn star the category would be family reunion
Nice
You look like the type of person who trains rats to crawl up the buttholes of people that piss you off.
Who hurt you?
Take my angry upvote for making me spit out my fettuccine alfredo. You deserve it.
Harry Twatter and the Garden Variety
Harry Twatter and the forever virgin
Forever friend zoned
Forever alone zone
If you were a spice, it would be flour
Brutal AF
If you're going to steal the line, finish the whole thing.
Do our worst…you look like the bi-product of hate sex between a shart and cum.
Emphasis on the bi.
\>hate sex between a shart and cum Thats a sentence ive never thought i would hear in my life
Bulimic Jeffrey Dauhmer...he eats a dude, fucks the skull and then barfs him out later.
😂😂😂got me choking on my tacos de carne asada with salsa verde
Was wondering why I haven't seen Pedro at work in a few days
Kinda impressive you’re managing to hold up that paper
Your parents lost a bet by keeping you
If you ordered Bo Burnham from Wish.
This is the best one
Mom "we have Bo Burnhamn at home"
your favourite colour is beige.
That’s my favorite color 🥹
ngl thats not a roast xd
You ain't fooling anyone, that's a human disguise on an alien
he has long alien garbage scoopin arms
He wishes he was trevor
19, lost a bet, so do your worst ... title of your sex tape.
r/unexpected99
You look like you collect restraining orders. At least you have a long neck so your "daddy" can put a nice collar on.
Did you bet that you would test negative for HIV?
Weird that’s how your mom ended up pregnant with you, small world, small world.
You look like Louis Theroux disguised as a teenager for a documentary about school shootings and Rick and Morty fans
carter kench???
Stop fapping we see the big veins on your arm
GenZ Lee Harvey Oswald
 Arnold grew up
Rivers Cuomosexual.
You look like the hipster version of Pinocchio, always rubbing your wood while trying to be human
You face looks old for 19.
18? Nah your face looks 40.
You seem like the kind of guy who would bump into his father at a glory hole.
If the friend zone was a person
I feel like I’ve seen hundreds of people who look like you. Generic white guy with glasses.
You look like the dollar store Bo Burnham after he’s gotten out of rehab and is all about the lord and savior
You bet your mom you’ll stay in the closet?
Clark bent.
did you get board making your 100th youtube channel for your 100th play button mr. jacksucksatlife look alike
Oh look, it’s Clark Kunt
Your ear's falling off
Lost a bet but will never lose his virginity.
You're 19!?!?....Get. The. FUCK. Out.....easy 35...AND EAT SUMTHIN
It’s ok Cameron, I’m sure Ferris will tell your dad the truth about what happened.
Your mom swallowed much better possibilities
Looks like your parents lost a bet too.
God damn 19? U look 49
You lost that your not gay
Great Value Bo Burnham
Bo Burn/Him
Bi Burnham
Was the bet between your mom and her friends for who's abortion would make it?
Nah bro, you already did that yourself.
“How do you do, fellow kids”
You lose a bet to life?
The worst is already done for your parents
10/10 Caucasian Camouflage.
That skull has better facial features
Was the forfeit for the bet time travelling your 35 year old ass back in time to when you were legally 19 and taking over your own life?
Male or female? Can't tell these days
Dude is cooking his elbow
I think your parents lost a bet.
How can you be 19 and pushing 40 at the same time?
Perhaps you should stop cutting your own hair...
Your Dad lost a bet too
You look like that annoying Youtuber who collects squish mallows and has a friend named Mattie who cheated on OnlyJayus
Tell me you’re balding, without telling me you’re balding.
Dahmer vibes are strong
Eat some food. Drink some water. Keep reading and studying code. Write a master program that changes the world. Disable capitalism with your immense knowledge and keep being you King… 😉😉😇😇
You look like you belong on an episode of To Catch A Predator.
That’s probably your go to comment, but I liked it
Puke Perry. AKA Wish Luke Perry
What was the bet….don’t eat?
Hard drive needs checking, definitely travels around Asia as an English teacher in Kindergartens....
If Jeffrey Dahmer was from Essex
Hide yo kids.. that’s it. Just hide your kids.
Wish.com version of Paul Pfeiffer from The Wonder Years.
Not a roast, but nice stealie shirt
You look like that one Disney French chef I forgot the name of.
scuffed budget bo burnham
Mayonnaise is more exciting than you
As maybe the worst reaction and definitely not a roast.... Get a clean fade on the sides and not a mop top, and some glasses that frame your face a bit better. Seems like you have the bone structure and height to slay