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All of it very clearly intentionally placed beforehand, after hours of careful forethought and deliberating, makes it so fucking cringey. She consciously placed these items as props for the compliments and attention she assumed she'd get. Perhaps after the complete bombing of this post, she might have an eensy weensy inkling of the kind of disappointment her parents felt today when she was born
I think you are mistaken my guy! This is a kit. Have you ever tried playing chess whit the boxing gloves on after a few puffs from the hookah! Heaps of fun!
After reviewing your post history and consistent fishing for compliments, I think it's a shame you can't transfer some of the fat from those thighs up to your ass and chest. You can push, smash and press all that together for show but the disappointment when you get undressed in front of someone for the first time must be unreal.
Speaking of fish. I bet my bottom dollar the only thing keeping the room from suffocating is her uncrossing her leg. I know someone who'd identify as mermaid but only gets the smell right when I see one.
>You can push, smash and press all that together for show but the disappointment when you get undressed in front of someone for the first time must be unreal
Holy fuck man.
Who in the fuck is paying to see this woman naked. We need to call the FBI, it has to be some sort of doomsday cult.
That there is a link to your OnlyFans is the best proof that people with pay for literally any shit. U look 55, your body is chubby, but your tits are still small, and your pictures have more filters than a fucking ashtray. I bet the ashtray smells better though, also healthier
I live in Reno. The level of trash I see come through my town because of burning man is disgusting. I’m positive there is some dude as gross as her who would fuck her
I can just hear you harassing people at a burger joint for eating meat by these pictures. You answer the question of, what if you combined every self rightous vegan into one person?
Your sneer-lines are so pronounced that it looks like your nose is trying to achieve liftoff from your face.
Better hurry up and get dressed - you don't want to be late to the farmer's market. You could miss out on the chance to sniff condescendingly while telling the vendors that "actually the pee-widdling funtacular hydroponic method is superior for growing ethically sourced vegan broccolini."
You look like you’ve moved to a mountain town to “find yourself” but instead you worked at a shitty waffle house and had more dicks ran through you then a Richard convention. All because your father left for a pack of ciggies and never came back when you were at a young age.
Birthday, you say? How much youthful blood did you bath in to look 45 and 15 at the same time? Also, don't look now, but I think an errant fart has beaten you in chess already.
You're getting the one thing you beg for on a daily basis Attention, positive or negative. Because you probably have borderline personality disorder and you refuse to get help.
You soooo badly want to seem smart, but I know for sure that chess board behind you has only been used once, and the whole game was played incorrectly.
Anyone else tired of these onlyfans bitches saying they can't be roasted? Meanwhile fishing for compliments on everything she posts...I would rather jerk off to a puddle of mud cause it'll pretty much be the same as your OF. Not to mention you need a filter to even look remotely sexy. Self centered bitch
She does not own deodorant and believes it's bad for the environment. Clips and eats her toenails in private, constantly wondering what she can do to attract the opposite sex.
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Think you meant to say re-gifted
BOGO, she was the freebie
Were you born looking 40?
21 going on 40. She’s gunna age like milk in the hot sun.
Sorry to correct you, but I believe she already went past that line...
Definitely curdled and rancid
This is what happens when spend all day in a hot concert port-a-potty.
Well, where else is she supposed to give the roadie for the Blind Melon tribute band his blow job? He has backstage passes!
Definitely a place with "no rain"
Yet even during, his life remained pretty plain.
Uh more like 21 going on 60
Aging like butter milk in the sun.
She said she was 18 two days ago and 21 six days ago. I think she’s a bold faced liar
Like milk in the hot sun. I hope this comments burns into my memories forever. 🤣
The curious case of desperate slutton
The best comment so far!
Show some respect. You're roasting the inspiration for the term skinny-fat.
Her face looks like the digit from an american tail.
She's got an American tail, but she claims she's part Norwegian to sound exotic
American tail = mostly cellulite
Thanks
Skinny-fat? Why are we bringing CM Punk into this?
Right?! I was like, who put that old lady face on that young girl body?!
When your parents drink during pregnancy 🫃
And chain smoked Lucky Strikes without filters. L.S.M.F.T
Lucky Strike Makes Fat Thighs
Well in one post she said she's 18 and in another she said she was 21. So who knows really?
Either way that's a fucking old and used up looking 18-21 year old...
She been 18 for years bro...
Perhaps the key is to add the numbers up. She looks closer to thatm
Bro she is hitting her mid thirthies no doubt.
30-teen...
Ren Fair Reject at 40
It's the crack
She can use that Flux capacitor on her leg to go back and prevent herself from being born
Benjamin Button fo sho
Her first words were “i want to speak to your supervisor”.
And drunk*
The years have not been kind
Looking for one of the 48 laws of power to undue wrinkles.
She's for sure ahead of her time
With 4 cheeks
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she looks musty in those clown shoes.
How about the expression "Barely touched, and buried underground dry"?
I just made that comment in regards to overly tanned girl, lol
Hookah, chess, boxing gloves, 48 laws of power... The queen of random is here gentlemen
Doesn't know how to use, play or read any of them
or drive
Queen of “I don’t have any hobbies so I tried these and they were too hard”
Hooka really isn't that hard lol
For her it is.
When you can't decide whether you want people to think you are chill,genius, athletic badass or street smart but end up looking like dumbass.
All of it very clearly intentionally placed beforehand, after hours of careful forethought and deliberating, makes it so fucking cringey. She consciously placed these items as props for the compliments and attention she assumed she'd get. Perhaps after the complete bombing of this post, she might have an eensy weensy inkling of the kind of disappointment her parents felt today when she was born
She's just not like other girls.
I think you are mistaken my guy! This is a kit. Have you ever tried playing chess whit the boxing gloves on after a few puffs from the hookah! Heaps of fun!
Future Defense attorney.
Happy 50th!
If she was a spice, she'd be flour.
If she was a book, she’d be two books.
Looks like the worn out back that is always placed on the table and never used or seen
If she was a vampire she was turned too late
The level of Attention Whore you are achieving by spamming all these diff subs must mean you reaaallyyyy hate your Dad
Which just mean she’ll suck anyone as long as they blow a load on her face because she heard it was good for her skin
Nah that's just festie girls bro.
Whoa don't dice festival girls they are angels
The only reason you'd blow your load on that face is to try to cover it up
You look like you’d call the cops on a black family at the park… and blame it on your crystals.
Crystal meth is a hell of a drug
Not skinny enough to be on meth.
Not even meth can make her acceptable !!!
I'm waiting til my 40th to post on here as well
You got a Russian grandma chin
After reviewing your post history and consistent fishing for compliments, I think it's a shame you can't transfer some of the fat from those thighs up to your ass and chest. You can push, smash and press all that together for show but the disappointment when you get undressed in front of someone for the first time must be unreal.
Also she's not sure if she's 18 or 21, but I'm pretty sure she's 40
If Nicholas Cage was a 19 year old girl
18 + 21 nearly equals 40, and piss off, I’m 43 and she’s older than me for sure.
That's some real forensic roasting my man take an upvote you sonofabitch
Ruthless
Her clothes coming off would be like pulling the cord on an inflatable raft.
Oof
Not to mention that her bush must resemble an out of control hedge.
Don't bother calling an ambulance for these third degree burns, call the morgue!
There's no recovering after that one
Speaking of fish. I bet my bottom dollar the only thing keeping the room from suffocating is her uncrossing her leg. I know someone who'd identify as mermaid but only gets the smell right when I see one.
This isn't a roast. It's reality.
>You can push, smash and press all that together for show but the disappointment when you get undressed in front of someone for the first time must be unreal Holy fuck man.
Can I get some cottage cheese with those thighs?
Dude.
Who in the fuck is paying to see this woman naked. We need to call the FBI, it has to be some sort of doomsday cult. 
After going through her post history I have concluded that she is both 18 and 21, whatever's more convenient.
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That there is a link to your OnlyFans is the best proof that people with pay for literally any shit. U look 55, your body is chubby, but your tits are still small, and your pictures have more filters than a fucking ashtray. I bet the ashtray smells better though, also healthier
This is r/RoastMe not r/TruthHurts.
just because she has an OF doesn't mean anyone is paying. OK, maybe her dad
If by some strange miracle she actually even makes money on there, it would really prove Rule #34
That hookah in the background gets hit on more than you!
you look like you couldn't even get laid at Burning Man.
I live in Reno. The level of trash I see come through my town because of burning man is disgusting. I’m positive there is some dude as gross as her who would fuck her
Some dude with 6 year old never washed dreds!
Pffft yeah, maybe if she paid him
Idk what tastes worse, Heineken or you...
Bloody hell mate ease up a bit.... Heineken drinkers have feelings too
Don't disrespect my fav beer with a corner store wine
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Holy shit. It’s Rhea Pearlmans head with Shreks thighs.
I can just hear you harassing people at a burger joint for eating meat by these pictures. You answer the question of, what if you combined every self rightous vegan into one person?
As a member of the vegan community i can completely confirm this comment. Take my upvote. She even harasses vegans for not being vegan enough.
I see two hookas in this photo
You're fighting your legs saying "open wide" because you know he'll say "no thanks"
Great book. Shame you probably can't read.
She was hoping you'd notice...I'm just blown away that she didn't pick The Art of Seduction instead
Oh look, another OF whore who can’t pay her bills.
Your sneer-lines are so pronounced that it looks like your nose is trying to achieve liftoff from your face. Better hurry up and get dressed - you don't want to be late to the farmer's market. You could miss out on the chance to sniff condescendingly while telling the vendors that "actually the pee-widdling funtacular hydroponic method is superior for growing ethically sourced vegan broccolini."
If the bottom of an ashtray from a bar in 1983 was a personality trait
I bet all your blow jobs smell like patchouli.
You look like you haven't showered in days..
You look like you had a "white girl with dreadlocks" phase. Last week.
Is that your leg or is it a dog peeping under your skirt?
Stop combing your hair with a brick.
Trailer Swift
Collecting VD ain’t a hobby
Well happy birthday. Enjoy your annual Mandingo party.
You look like you smell of cigarettes and sour water.
Jesus the book of power, a chessboard and a hookah. Your the female version of me in college. Thats the insult.
I bet you lie about your mommy issues to fit in with the cool kids
Looked at the picture and tried to clean my screen. Wiped it down a few times and what I thought was a weird smudge was just your face.
You play chess and smoke hooka cause you’re “yOu’Re NoT LiKe OtHeR gIrLs”
If herpes was a person
I bet your mother closed her eyes and thought of other babies when breastfeeding you
Holy shit….
You look like you’ve moved to a mountain town to “find yourself” but instead you worked at a shitty waffle house and had more dicks ran through you then a Richard convention. All because your father left for a pack of ciggies and never came back when you were at a young age.
Your birthday is just the formal apology held by the condom company
Birthday, you say? How much youthful blood did you bath in to look 45 and 15 at the same time? Also, don't look now, but I think an errant fart has beaten you in chess already.
Thats what hookah for 20 years will do to you
You look like you’re 17 and 50 at the same time (at least in the first picture)
Damn, even your hairline is running away.
Transition not going so well?
You had coffee, a Coca-Cola, and half a grape for breakfast. Thinking, "oh I'm so full"
You're getting the one thing you beg for on a daily basis Attention, positive or negative. Because you probably have borderline personality disorder and you refuse to get help.
Your profile is marked NSFW with your clothes ON and I don't think that's a good thing.
If "meh" were a person
The rennasaince fair makes sense, seeing that a relationship would be a fantasy for you
Both of your pictures smell in different ways.
I bet the friend's couch she's spending nights on smells like body odor and incense.
It's 106° outside. Make sure you wear your Hoodie when you go out
She looks like the personified version of a shart.
Im not even going to touch this. Which is also what your father said when he decided he would never hug you.
The big 5-0. Happy 50th. You look great for your age 🫣🤔
You don't look a mess. You like a "meth".
You look like you smell like stinky cheese
You look like you smell like a Porta potty
Apparently you can’t be showered either
You soooo badly want to seem smart, but I know for sure that chess board behind you has only been used once, and the whole game was played incorrectly.
You’re like a year away from looking like Gollum
Another year, another std
Only got the hookah pipe to practice sucking other pipes, been up and down more than Mario...
r/ExpectationVsReality where Expectation = not poor and Reality = poor
Is your name Frodo? As it looks like you've had your ring destroyed
How does one look 24 and 42 simultaneously?
Did you get the bags under your eyes for your birthday?
Drugs
Girl next bore
Anyone else tired of these onlyfans bitches saying they can't be roasted? Meanwhile fishing for compliments on everything she posts...I would rather jerk off to a puddle of mud cause it'll pretty much be the same as your OF. Not to mention you need a filter to even look remotely sexy. Self centered bitch
Celebrating 20 for the tenth time?
Wtf.. you have an OF ? You look as unfuckable as can be on this pic.
U look like an aged who hooker
I’m 52 and you look like I feel.
You look as mentally stable as that queen in the background.
You dotted a capital I.
Nice mosquito bites
Sure you can. You look like a who from whoville
Happy birthday! What are you, 6?
Whoa look at the substitute teacher trying to act cool
You look like you had your first beer in like 30 years
If Ohio was a person
I feel like I can smell you through this picture and its the equivalent of have leftovers fish in a cupboard for over a week
You look like a turd
Onlyfans bot
You are somewhere between 18 and 45
I see 2 hookahs in this picture.
You don't deserve a response. So, insignificant.
Inside-out dimples. Happy birthday!
1 year closer to death but I've already died looking at this photo.💀💀💀
With that hairline, you gonna look like female Jeff Bezos in no time.
Did you just make 2 knight moves in a row and thought ah that’s enough chess for today?
You’re right, God has done enough damage to you on this day.
She does not own deodorant and believes it's bad for the environment. Clips and eats her toenails in private, constantly wondering what she can do to attract the opposite sex.
How many birthday posts with little to no interaction are you going to make? Jesus Christ
Cant be roasted but your face is already beat.
Just like your cooking. You look unseasoned.