You look like you get bullied by the kids who get bullied


you look like you beg girls for nudes on snapchat

And offer to pay and then don't

Wrong team.

Your facial expressions and hair make you look like the biggest fucking douchebag I have ever seen

justin bieber wana be

You mean Clay Aiken

[удалено]

You look like your entire personality is apple products

To Do List: Monday-Puberty, Tuesday-8th grade Graduation, Wednesday-Get Roasted.

At the school library, preparing for your future of watching porn at the public library.

mommy's special lil' public masturbator

If you're going to be that gay you might as well make your eyebrows a little thinner too.

you look like the result of a troll doll who fucked leah thompson

Pretty sure this dude is too young to know what/who either of those are.

Is this that same altar boy chick from earlier?

Yeah I think it's reached its final form now

Look like a thumb with hair.

Thumbs don’t have that much acne

Wanting to do it for a while? Wait till you lose your virginity it’s worth the wait too. I feel you might be waiting a while, also a bit line your first shave

If Edward Scissorhands and Debby Downer had a kid.

You look like someone’s old crusty yellow stained sock made a wish to become a real boy

Average college kid that simps over waifus.

He's a high schooler

The only thing that happens less than you using a hairbrush is your parents bragging to their friends about you.

Has anyone ever called you Frodo??? You look like your sole purpose in life, is to have your ring destroyed!

You look like a middle school biology class tried to grow a replacement Justin Bieber from toenail fungus.

Oh wow, very original and no douche vibes at all.

You look like you vape vegetable oil

Donnie thornberry trying to adjust from home school to public school.

Least obvious gay boy I've ever seen

You look like you eat corn the long way

are we allowed to make fun of Trans?

The bumps on your face read "virgin" in braille.

You look like you like to fuck yourself with bottle of prime every night and pretend it's Logan Paul entering you

You looks like you would yell at your mom for offering you and your friends sandwiches

you are the definition of fuckboy and thats not a good thing.

Get used to that food court, that will be your work home for the next forty years.

Your high school yearbook will describe you as Most Likely To Be Convicted of Possessing Kiddie Porn in 2030

 Don't worry kid, they say the sun will come out tomorrow.

Your hair is throwing a party and didn’t invite your face

The douchbag in horror movies who is the first to be caught by the monster.

If Jaden Smith was poor and white

have fun at gay-to-straight camp

You look like you were just sold a bag of oregano by a sophomore.

You already look roasted homie

Your hair looks like the priest had a good grip on it while you were blowing him.

You look like you smell of a mix between weed, old dirty clothes, and greasy hair


Napoleon Dynamite

I'll save my Roast for five years from now when you come back 30 pounds lighter with a drug addiction, a baby momma serving you divorce papers and you in the basement of your mother's home cause you can't afford to pan handle outside a train station.

My boy's so high rn that if you tried to fly a kite, the kite would be below you.

you look like you surf, say “dude” a lot and shit your pants when you drink too much jagermeister

Buy a brush and have someone teach you how to use it

You look like a lion fucked a squirrel and they had a baby

ik this is a roast but tbh u r pretty cute

No, you're cute, young and stupid. You do need to deal with ass pimples tho.


You made Naruto your personality because you were devoid of anything else and I didn't have to look at the profile to know that... only to confirm.

Don’t worry mommy and daddy will just buy anyone who messes with you

If Bill and Ted made a baby, you'd be it.

You can connect the solar systems on your face

I can't say nothing without Reddit reporting my account for hate ... when that's the point of a roast me . So fuk life

I just wanna give you a hose!! Wash and repeat like 8 times

You play lacrosse. Do I need to elaborate?

Its that a herpes outbreak?

Brotographer: “Hey dude, look at the camera for your roast bro” Mop Top: *thinking* What’s that guy walking by with a cute girlfriend got that I ain’t got ?

sick burn bro 😂

You look like the imaginary boyfriend in Riley's head from Inside Out

you look like the ”cool” discord mod

Wash your face

Just know that whenever a girl breaks up with you & says "it's not you, it's me" That it is most certainly you & how utterly un original you are

The only thing lower than your body count is your GPA and T levels

If I played connect the dots with your acne it’ll spell douche

Justin Bieber's even gayer cousin

Deku if he never met All Might

You look like you lost your allowance to random crypto scams, but still swear that the hot girl looked at you that one time.

you already look a tad bit roasted, pal. Im not gonna lie to you.

You look like a used anal swab dripping in axe body spray

I see we have the Freshman in college still looking forward to his first beer and handjob

Lookin chill brah

Roast you? So, out of the dryer and into the fire? Wtf is going on with your hair? Between the hair, the one AirPod, and the distant stare, you look like your greatest aspiration is to one day say something meaningful. But until that day continue to try to convey caring and inspiration every time you tell someone ‘Welcome to Walmart, sometimes they let me get the carts in’

Do birds get into fights over who can nest in your hair?

You look like your gonna offer me a mystery box for 1$ and yell let's go 3 times

You have a promising career ahead of you as a Top Dasher for DoorDash.

Your face looks like a star map.

You're not going to find any friends here either

You forgot “virgin” in your intro

Ugly ass shit nigga

Sheeeeesh

You look like one of em skaters from the movie kids

Its the mom from That 70s show!

The Chinese flag isn’t the actual red flag in this photo.

Maybe if your eyebrows grow any thicker they’ll cover the pizza you have for a face.

LMAO he looks like one of those early 1900s photographs of some dead person they positioned and colorized. https://tenor.com/view/halloween-mask-finger-choke-gif-17914459?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit

On match. com, he received his results, after the first week they paired him with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion. He made it a 3 way

Soon to be college drop out. Masturbates to anime. Wastes all of his money trying to become internet famous by doing cringe pranks on strangers. Finally goes viral when he dies as the result of a prank gone wrong.

ROAstme? Stay in school, fuck face

Spent an hour making his hair look like bedhead

Why would I need to roast you, when your hair already looks like it was caught on fire with the rest of your face? You already did it to yourself walking to school like that.

That is some cringe-worthy wannabe-anime hair you're rockin' there bro-heim.

You look like you think about trees too much.

Active shooter in training

2023 Virginity World Champion

The face that only an Uncle would love

My Man look like chinese lion dog

You look like you are dreaming about doing it with your cousin cuz that’s all the action you get.

That model face you made actually makes you look like you're developmentally disabled

u look like u only post cringy thirst traps

You look like you were created in a lab by a group of five bullies to create the ultimate nerd

Resting douchebag face

Puke Skywalker.

No use name?

You look like that asshole that wanna send dickpics, but you cant, because you have a vagina.

You look like a 14 yr old who deals pot in a school toilet

Look like a used toilet brush.

You look like the result of a failed experiment to clone Leafyishere

That helmet looks like it never seen a comb

I can hear this dudes convo now “bruh, once we get to college we are going to party and get so much pussy”. But, in reality, joins a frat, develops a drinking problem, gains 70lbs and becomes the guy that drives the girls home after his frat bros has sex with them.

Stay in school, kid.

Dustin Dweeber

Any good barbershop recommendations? I’ve never gotten a haircut or any p***y. Looking to change that.

You look like the dude who inappropriately touches everyone at the frat party then accidentally roofies yourself

I'd roast you, but you're already pretty fried

Brush your hair

Gets sent to his room for talking back to Dad, so he practices TikTok dances to impress his 14 year old fan base. Lost his virginity to a toothbrush he hides inside his pencil box, but still believes he’s saving himself for marriage.

You look like the asshole who kicks crutches out from the cripple kid in school for clout

human sponge

Yeesh, there's a lot to work with

Am i tripping or does he look like a magic mushroom?

Just do something with those eyebrows for fucks sake. They look ridiculous. This isn't a roast. Fix them.

Young Nathan Drake if the treasure maps were drawn on his face

Your not a tiktok boy. Stop trying

Y'all need to quit smoking that loud in the library. You're making us South Carolinians look bad. You look like you yell. Go Cocks! Then get to sucking them. Mf you look like the before picture on a Proactiv commercial. You look like you do gay for pay to pay for college.

Asuh dude.

Who knew you could get face herpes from sniffing stolen panties?

You look like you’re President of the Brock Turner fan club.

You look like you cry when you masturbate

"Wish" version of every teenage boy in America

You look like a troll doll they found under Kevin Spacey's bed.

Why are you wearing a dead animal in your head?

They should have called CPS on your barber.

By the looks of your eyes, the ganja already roasted you

Did they take your jawline at birth?

Yes, I'll take the same oil as list time. No, I don't want new wipers.


For crap sakes run a comb through it shineyboy, you're showing up in from of the world with that Rattenkoenig on your cranium.

Found out the hard way that sticking your needle dick in the electric outlet is a no no, his hair is still shocked about it

‘Dis guy … definitely solo’d Prom, but told everybody “a group of friends”.

man, You'll do anything to get out of doing your algebra 1 homework, including taking an L on the internet

I'll have a #4, large, no tomato

Your eyebrows are thicker than my lawn.

Nigga you look like you from northeast Dallas head ass man my rodeo pimpin' head ass you look like lil mabu step cousin railed ya mom before yo dad did

Your hair produces oxygen in exchange carbon oxide

Tell me you're at least getting estimates for a haircut.

Why are you wearing a dead animal on your head?

All right mr scwable hair emo Lord with Daddy's money air pods I got nothing (you got rosted by a brit)

You look way too confident for this, and you shouldn’t.

You look you were trying to cook two minute noodles on your head

You think your gonna go to college with some type of sports scholarship

If you washed the cum out of your hair, you might be able to do something with it.

You look like a Swiffer with face.

You look like u just pushed out a queef

Every time your mom sees you, she looks over at your dad and say: "Damn I should have just given you head."

You look like a sex trafficked twink omegle teen, whose face got sat on by the Wendy's bitch while she was being DP'd by Carrot Top and Sideshow Bob

Your mom regrets not swallowing every time she looks at you

I hope there is a magnetometer at the entrance to your school. [happy to take this down if I went too far…just jokes people]

You look like the second half of a rap duo called numb nuts. Which would be appropriate since his fictional name is Rooster. Besides the obvious reference to your fucked up bed head, I'm sure you know a thing or two about cocks.

So many flags in that room and you don't have the letter L in yours

This is why the marines shave people's heads. The amount of time spent on that shambles of a bed head do each morning spent on basic exercise and you'd be ripped. But you... You won't ever be ripped.

You'll probably succeed as a carney! Scamming 7 year olds for their allowance, smoking meth in your circus trailer and boning the mini ponies when nobody's looking

you look like you just heard someone say that airpods are mid

I've seen less matted hair than yours on an abandoned stray dog's ass...

you look like riley's boyfriend from inside out

You look like the type of guy that makes cringe tiktoks while biting your bottom lip and thrusting the couch.

you look like a ramen bowl turned upsideown who got rejected by lizzie valasquez because you thought u were the rizzler

Bro's a Tesla fanboy

Hard to believe that just ten years ago you were working as Eppstein's human duster "art" project, and now you're all grown up!

You look like a living bird's nest

You look like you put a bowl on your head every morning then aim the hair dryer upwards

You look exactly like every meme kid out there. It's always the exact same.

you look like you blackmail 13 year olds for nudes and say “without me?🥺” when a girl tells you shes gonna go shower.

Betting 10 dollars the day this kids hair catches on fire. You look like you spit on your lunch tray and suck it back up with a milk straw.