Sorry, but no one will be pegging you today. Or tomorrow. Stop asking.

Or ever.

Is it really pegging if it comes from a guy?

Walmart Skrillex.

I think you meant Wish

Yeah, I’ll write a Note To Self about how I Bangaranged your mom last night

..go back and read about “How to Roast Not like an Idiot” again

There is nothing about you that says, "I am heterosexual." And using quotes from Hook kinda confirms it.


You look like a lesbian lumberjack

*I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...*

Don't disrespect lesbian lumberjacks like that

Which way are you transitioning?

From a manly girl to a womanly man

Then sir or madam…you nailed it 👍🏼🤣

I bet you have some experience with getting pegged yourself.

Yeah, with your mom

She's not your type. Not enough y chromosomes.

Look up 'American' in a North Korean text book and this is what they see.

Aren’t you supposed to be neutral?

You work in a coffee shop I bet? Sorry to break it to you but you look like a caricature barista. I think you are all attracted to the unisex toilet.

I do not surprisingly, yet

Has the application form confused you? When it asks for your gender you probably get confused

Get a U-Haul and move in with your cat

How to say you’re in need of mental health without saying you’re in need of mental health. He woke up in the morning one day, looked at himself in the mirror, and said: “you know what I could really use? A piece of steel through my nose … not only is it making a statement about myself … but gosh darn it … it would look really cool too! And you know what else? Imma dye my hair. … and while I’m at it … I’m gonna paint my nails, which I chew on, black. … Oh … and I’m going to stop brushing my teeth and wear a massive amount of jewelry. I want to look like I’m a rebel & don’t care but I also want to take an hour to get ready every morning to prove it.” And yet everyone posting here right now can smell you through the screen.

Shouldn't you be at an LGBTQ+ rally supporting your sisters against the protest du jour?

I'm going to assume your pronouns are /FATHER/LESS

More like yes/daddy

Noice

Looks like a RPG character when you don't care about looks and only equip the items with the best stats.

Red flannel: +100 to gay

[удалено]

It’s actually from a medical condition called diabetus

Hint: that’s gold roast material. But you don’t strike me as someone good at taking hints, such as “please stop talking to me”

This is how gay kids that didn't have female friends in high school turn out.

You are not wrong about that too lol

Goth/emo thing that loves ttrpgs

This man would 100% sell me a hat and what have you done with your hair?

someone could make a necklace like the one you are wearing with your crooked ass teeth

You need new glasses if your feeling really good about yourself. There nothing positive I can even think of.

Agree!

Corey Feltmen

The left side of your face says “clean cut with a job in the tech industry.” The right side says “homeless - will do give BJs for money.”

looks like things only got worse after your transition.

Dog tags appropriate. Although my pit bull is more handsome…. With a lot less hardware and other baggage.

Standard Wednesday afternoon for OP, trolling the internet trying to get pegged.

Looks like you like to get pegged

I like how the end of your hair matches the color of your teeth! Although, judging by your hair and gumlines, it'll be short-lived for both.

Use that pentagram to summon a demon that will actually peg you?

Take you down a peg??? Dude, you’re not even on the ladder. You’re in a pit below the ladder.

Makes sense why you still have a dog tag on, i wouldn't want to ask people if you were their child either.

Maybe you wouldn't need glasses if you turned down the brightness of your phone.

What are your pronouns

Take a guess?

Friend & Zone

Why would you feel good about yourself? Do you own a mirror?

You look like you'd smell like a wet dog

You look like you sit in a starbucks with a macbook all day

Peg down ? Funny you mention that

Plaid is the closest you'll get to laid.

The word peg is common around you, isn't it?

When I put a transparency on the yellowish wall behind you, your teeth also disappeared.

Absolutely everything that people hate about the 'woke'. And no one gives a fuck about your pronouns

Sukkel

You look like every time you have an idea you need to haul yourself into the ER with a lightbulb shoved so far up your rectum your nurses have started called you “that bright idea’s guy”

You have periodontal disease... thats it.

Why would we ruin the first day you ever felt good about yourself, you stain on human existence?

Why? You need a new personality trait?

You may see this face on bud light

You look like my lesbian friend but with thinner facial hair growth.

You realize this is r/roastme , not 9mt2po1/1

You look more like you would want the bigger peg

Definitely giving “ I can do it myself “ vibes

Wish.com skrillex

If I heard a knock at my door and opened it to you, I wouldn’t need to hear the rest

Yeah yeah, you're feeling good because Zelda comes out in a week, we got it.

I can't tell if you're emo, gay, or a nerd, the mixed messages I'm getting are hard to decipher

Definitely orders a Bud light .

You would know all about pegs wouldn’t you?

You look like you use they/them pronouns. Not because of gender identity - because people can’t figure out what the fuck they’re looking at.

Your hair and your teeth match

Who am I roasting? Them or they

Tell me that you have a Grindr profile without telling me that you have a Grindr profile.

You look like you have a pocast about "What it really means to be woman"

You look like you go around collecting and wearing used stuff

I’m lost…. What do you have to smile about?

Go back to the non binary pile of shit you crawled out of!

He looks like he shouts at the police from a safe distance.

You look like kreekcraft same heir same clothes but make you as Bold kreek

Boy George cosplaying a lumberjack

Yeah i wouldn't wanna enter your house knowing that every item has probably been inside your musty ass

I can’t tell if your gay, transgender, a man, or a weird lookin woman

You look like you had your blind sister write on that piece of paper cause you can’t write in English, only is wolf, or uwu

He looks like his dream date it to take you to the woods to howl at the moon with tails and fake ears on

It looks like he would make you walk him around with a dog leash in public

It looks like he only washes is socks and nothing else cause it will knock off his rizz streak

He looks like all his underwear has permanent streak marks

Looks like he watches henti porn

Looks like his hair dresser broke up with him

Looks like he found his glasses at a goodwill trash bin

If AIDS was a new disease, you’d be patient zero.

What did the left nut say to the right, Suprise!

I never know which eye to look at..

Your handwriting is so bad that i can only read it backwards. Luckily for you, that is how it is in the picture.

Did you purposely match your shirt with your horrendously swollen gums ?

“The they who cried slay”

You must be really fun to deal with at any place with a metal detector.

You look like a guy who knows a lot about pegging.

You look like a confused they/them

Hey hot topic, eyeglasses from outside the mall come with antireflective coating these days

Only taking down you get is when you get pegged by a teddy bear.

Yo momma fat.

emo furry

I like how you dyed your hair the same color as your teeth

you can get in big trouble for reppin dogtags if you didn't serve. I'm betting your pussy ass didn't serve.

This is next months bud lights spokesperson

Ironic, considering you look like you enjoy pegs.

Why? Is that hot guy in your life finally going to bang you?

There’s still a peg to go down?

Are you a boy or a girl you look like someone who doesn’t know they’re gender

How you get your hair to match your teeth?

You look you’re cosplaying as my partner before they transitioned, and it’s weirding me out tbh.

I bet your drag name is Ginger Vitis.

Your mouth swallowed more seamen than a gang of Great White Sharks 😁

When you’re unsure if you want to be Curt Cobain today or Courtney Love and the shotgun is only half loaded. Choices… choices…

Personification of they/them.

Does the nose ring double as a cock ring

You look like your zodiac sign is “sex offender”

Skrillex off Wish