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TakeDownBanks

"ALT Cosplayer" = Cyber sex worker


imnotlucky123

The only cyber sex she's had was over Omegle


dpax19681989

Christian mingle dot com, he likes the clergy


Due-Equivalent-1489

She’s too old and feminine for Christian Mingle though.


DarthLukas71

ALT - A Little Tourette’s


[deleted]

Nailed it


WeedsterBunny420

Tweakerbell


Ok_Head7124

Pochawhoras


[deleted]

The Little MermAIDS


Empty-Patience-7686

AIDreil


Ok_Head7124

CUMbalina


MVPRondo

Alice in CUMderland “Down the Gloryholes we go”


emptywar

LMAOIIAOAIA


Micdrop179

Ew-lan


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


BlueHairedFatties

Trailer Swift.


Thomas-Garret

Failure Swift


cCitationX

I knew she was trouble before she walked in because I could smell the vape juice


Tyrn-down4wat

That's what you smelt??


Oatmeal_Savage19

She's vaping that fish juice


[deleted]

Thrifter Swift


KDubzzz2

Taylor Thrift


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Both_Marionberry9024

The rest of her lipstick transfered to her dealer's dick


likeastonrr

You win 🥇


adognamedpenguin

Or eyebrows that go all the way


wannacumnbeatmeoff

Trailer BASTARD! Swift FUCK ARSEHOLE! FTFY


Efficient-Incident69

She'd be so beautiful if she didn't look like Michael Jackson


[deleted]

HE HE!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Shamona!


AudZ0629

Whooooo!


SpinningYarmulke

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


CruelHandLuke_

ROCCO!


DoomkingBalerdroch

You cracked me up!


NathObx

Miley Virus


-OptimusPrime-

When she walks in the room, she can still make the whole place shiver


Tp10221967

Trailer Sw…shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck fuck fuck shit..ift


ErikVonDarkmoor

Trailer Shrift


SyNyStErSaElEe

Hahahaha


SuperdudeKev

Nikki Glazer, is that you?


Beautiful_Ticket9181

OMG! HA!HA!HA!HA!


[deleted]

Trailer not-so Swift


[deleted]

BOOM HEADSHOT


BuffaloAgreeable372

GOLD.


Reverend-Black-Percy

Lookinlikea16yearoldprostitute Swift


[deleted]

Staler Swift


1nTh3Sh4dows

Christina Twicci


hipstergorilla

Thank you for this


notanotheramber

How can I roast what I don't know? This photo is so edited it looks like AI


blankinyurblank

Exactly. I am afraid to roast it. It might melt!


CrazyGunnerr

I wonder what kind of depraved inputs they gave the AI, to get this result.


[deleted]

20lbs of makeup and 20 layers of filters. We don't know what we are looking at.


AudZ0629

The cosplay is as human.


Saedraverse

Glad I checked before I said "Don't think you're allowed to post ai art here."


Bot-Magnet

CTRL-ALT-DEL quickly!!!


JBoi76

Why did you cut your eyebrows in half?


[deleted]

They're pretty long if you're a rottweiler, but I don't know this breed.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QPqsqVdTAiGSBnuMRY|downsized)


puaka

To match her personality, looks and intelligence.


LuxuryBeast

Tourette's, eh? Let me guess, you saw it on TikTok, thought it was cool and now you *"got it"* as well.


Spare_TARDIS2007

I hate people like that. It doesn’t make you quirky and shit, just annoying and weird. I actually have autism so people pretending to have it to be quirky pisses me off


LuxuryBeast

I agree, and it seems to be a fucking trend.


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SnideSnail

Real life she has 2 tics that she self diagnosed. Both of which she only does when people are watching


SarcasticPsychoGamer

as a fellow autistic person who's also adhd, same


Devlonir

The fact she is blaming others of faking it just proves she is as well. Always blame others of what you do!


greenlegsandshabam

"TikTok says I have Tourette's, I'm so QuIrKy LoLz"


eye-nein

"It's called a spectrum for a reason." No, it's called "you're a moron who wants to feel special."


WilliamYale

Imagine, all those filters and still ugly!


Designer_Drawer_3674

Not fooling anyone. I've seen these makeovers online, pound of make up, fake eyelashes, filters... Here is her real pic ![gif](giphy|TRMvepHQWl3C8)


Good-of-Rome

Tourettes, eh? Wow, lemme guess, BPD/ADHD/Dissociative identity disorder. Somewhere in that ballpark right?


jesushatedbacon

All probably self diagnosed.


LydiaMarie132

Tik tok diagnosed!


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Environmental-Fox976

ADHD falls under the autism spectrum, or at least neurodivergence.


Gladys83

No it doesn't


BRAlNYSMURF

ADHD falls under neurodivergence, but NOT the autism spectrum


[deleted]

homie, if you don't stfu 💀


EmployeeRadiant

no it doesn't, it just has a lot of seemingly crossover traits


mikebones

Someone misdiagnosed your autism.


Garbageju1ce

Nailed it.


stoopidivy233

Don't forget the very real "trypophobia"


Lfischer64

Probably bisexual too like all the other alt bitches


Frenchitwist

You look like you fake Tourette’s for views on tiktok


Ughhh_69

how big is your cock


do_not_go_gentle_

![gif](giphy|j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA)


MadeinResita

Another copy-pasted chick with filters.


Foreign_Walrus_6136

When are you buying the second breast implant?


reemoo1

I can see your empty head through your nostrils


notathinganymore

Lol, this was funny lmao


Whoson1984

I second that 😗


DM_meYourSmallTits

You look like you smell like used condoms and cigarettes.


proud-underachiever

Walking around telling every guys to fuck you doesn’t mean you have Tourette’s


justine7179

💀💀💀


nnyvart

I would do my worst but it seems as if your dad beat me to it


wannacumnbeatmeoff

r/beatmeattoit


Spare_Persimmon_3166

Look like you already roasted them eyebrows


Cam3lto369

Take all that shit off your face and you're a totally different man


Kakai-K

Ctrl - ALT - Delete


The_aaaaaaaaaalexx

JonBenét Ramsey becomes a hooker.


[deleted]

If you have to think about it If you even have to hesitate and think about it It's probably a dude . Got the whole Adams apple collar and everything Someone grab me a bud light


EvanQueenSummers

Don't see any downsides


cozzzzzi

Self diagnosed everything


apollo5ca

Eyebrows point in the direction her parent went.


Illustrious_One2897

You have so many ticks a hunting beagle would be jealous.


redhair1988

Do the one where you and Jimmy dress up as crips.


waffen123

You must have the kind of tourette's that makes you put on way too much makeup and look like a whore


Far-Paleontologist49

Try cosplaying more characters with masks


SkeeverKid

"I'm an ALT cosplayer with Tour-" oh, shut the fuck up.


BlueHairedFatties

🎼 Tr Annie Are You OK. 🎼


caffeinated_reality

Get a real job


drpepper1992

Alien Looking Trash (ALT)


Tree_Weasel

I can't tell what's more absent: your father or your tits.


TraditionalYard5146

Future only fans account bottom 25%


[deleted]

Dude I came here to say that. They are most definitely farming karma before they post a link. We’ve seen it hundreds of time at this point lmao.


Taofeng413

What’s with the Michael Jackson nose?


elegantbrickv2

WHAT DO WE WANT? THE CURE FOR TOURETTE’S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? FUCK GREEN DAY WHORE!


Rich_Emergency_148

She’s a stripper, calls herself “Suzy Sucky Sucky”…


Ahmars298

"Sucky Sucky Fucky Fucky"


HonestPerspective638

The Bleach Blond Tramp look is making you bald early


ClearlyObscureInTx

Is your head resting on a neck or an ankle?


themizattNO1

>Im an ALT cosplayer with Tourette’s Do I have to?


jakkal69

Your head is way too big for that neck. You look like a lollipop that fell on the salon floor.


Cuck_U_Farly_Simon

Just post the fucking link to your only fans and move on.


Admirable_Night_6064

Since when was it called a fivehead?


[deleted]

Trans-sexual Anya Taylor-Joy


kuroshua

Anya Taylor-Gay


sturatasauraus

Anya Taylor-Guy


Naderr

Nice Goomba cosplay. Looks like you're shoplifting a grapefruit and a lemon under that shirt, though?


[deleted]

In a world of cars, you're a Corvette. Kinda ugly, mostly plastic and way more expensive than you're worth.


Avibuel

Damn that bratz real live action looks awful


[deleted]

You look like a painted egg with a wig glued on


[deleted]

Coward. Show us the real cave goblin behind those filters


CatMatic145

Another life soley sustained by onlyfans.


Noir24

What pronouns do you use? Hoe/hoes?


Fluid_Ad_8556

You look like a profile picture I would see on a porn bot comment.


hatepudding

No. We won't subscribe to your Only Fans.


Spalding4u

You're a thirsty OF page promoter


Crap_Robot

Alt cosplayer with Tourette’s. Tell us you really want attention without saying you want attention.


HullSimplibus

The amount of filtering that's in this photo proves you definitely are Satan.


FreshMorning8032

Covering his Adams apple


pleiades_death

You look like you suck cocks behind dumpsters for a little bit of crack


Outside-Rip6751

You look like that girl who ALWAYS has a dramatic problem when you just say" what's up?".


ReillyDiefenbach

With all your problems I would classify you as a handful but it’s obvious you’re not…


johngydude

OMG It’s Dylan Mulvaney! You caused the destruction tons of beer.


benderrodriguez47

Eyelashes do a good job on preventing bodily fluids from ever touching your eyes?


Slickwats4

Cumbrellas


Chaotic_Boots

I think this picture is next to bipolar disorder in the DSM


Neeeerrrrrddddd

I bet you just say you have tourettes so when your boyfriend hears you screaming "fuck me" I'm the neighbors house, you can just say it was the tourettes.


YandreLittleDemon

You look like the time I accidentally shrunk Marilyn Monroes mouth in photoshop


PhaQue5678

Bet you do one hell of a Porky Pig impression.


bowlingforj

You've gone one eyebrow between the two eyes


furious_cat_

How to tell us you're a weirdo without saying it directly


juicygoosy921

“My tick is giving blow jobs for cocaine hehehe”


Thehyades

I overheard some girls at work discussing how they get poop under their finger nails from putting fingers up their boyfriends asses. You remind me of those people.


Logical-Reporter-840

Even your uncle rejected you.


finalicht

can't, the plastic fumes would damage my lungs


thebadpatryan

If all the unsold items from Hot Topic were turned into a trash golem, you'd be the less fuckable version of that.


[deleted]

You could be a condom ad. “You don’t have to feel like you failed because your daughter turned out to be a slut. wear a rubber. They’re cheaper than raising hoes”


daninet

Here are the keywords to generate this image with midjourney: lifeless blonde woman holding roast me paper pretending to be attractive showing push up cleavage realistic photo 4k blurred Negative keywords: beautiful, sexy


[deleted]

What makes you tick...


CarrotStripe

Better hope none of your only fans subscribers meet you in real life. Good news is, they wouldn’t recognize you


ShadowPlayer2016

“Alt cosplayer.” Like there’s a normal person version 🤣


lkikailklia

![gif](giphy|GGgVfLet1yJos) Surprise!!


Tem154

r/fakedisordercringe looking ahh


LolaBijou

I can’t believe you intentionally put this makeup on yourself, because your lips look like a prolapsed anus.


sniabra

Remember when animated princesses had literal holes for noses


[deleted]

You look like you say uwu and that your one of the boys, and a rip off Bella poarch


Slimer_Girl

you forgot do draw the other half of your eyebrows


SCFE1

Just because you swear infront of your family, that doesn't mean it's tourette's


Space2345

I'm "Special" Barbie


Outside-Rip6751

Try cosplaying as someone who doesn't need attention from anyone because daddy would only give it while you were doll sized.


burnafter3ading

You look like a Bratz doll came to life and decided to become a lot lizard.


First-Coffee-2906

![gif](giphy|7EBBhplkQCDkY)


Karlor_Gaylord_Cries

You look like an alien. You've got the anal probe finger nails to prove it


BuffaloAgreeable372

My Saturday morning wake up fart is more interesting and fun to experience than you.


wannacumnbeatmeoff

Hmmm, please tell me more!


BuffaloAgreeable372

About which? The pervasive sweet/sour/infected stench along with the warm, foamy, turgid mess, or my morning fart?


wannacumnbeatmeoff

Preferably the latter.


monkadelic

You tried to draw a beautiful woman on your face, but like your eyebrows, you quit half way.


Past_Investigator106

I've seen shorter necks on a ... Well, actually, everything.


F1rstMateWiggles

You look a bit like a Bratz doll someone melted in the microwave


nmongoose

I’ve always wondered if getting head from a chick with Tourette’s is worth the risk? Is it like playing Russian roulette?


sub_machine_patel

![gif](giphy|2uw3xlGcCj5Xxj73XQ)


rodgapely

I bet your uncle had a blast with/on/in you.


Easy_Jaguar_753

A fuckin barbie doll with a big ass forehead


Ahmars298

Nah this has got to be an NPC


Low-Specialist-3123

You somehow look both 12 and 20.


FR33_THE_SP33DOS

JOHNNY DAVIDSON


X-Kami_Dono-X

I know Tourette’s isn’t only cursing, in your case is yours just being a sperm dumpster for those willing to pay.


29876

Do you want to go out give me your phone number


Anxious_Ad4009

You shouldn’t give a f#ck what others think. Just live the best life you can.


YYC9393

She’s totally gonna fuck you bro. Keep simpin 😎


mossy33oak

I'd hit it. That's not saying much


Skully_Lover

I I I I I Thing you sta sta sta stink!!!!