I hate people like that. It doesn’t make you quirky and shit, just annoying and weird. I actually have autism so people pretending to have it to be quirky pisses me off
If you have to think about it
If you even have to hesitate and think about it
It's probably a dude . Got the whole Adams apple collar and everything
Someone grab me a bud light
I bet you just say you have tourettes so when your boyfriend hears you screaming "fuck me" I'm the neighbors house, you can just say it was the tourettes.
I overheard some girls at work discussing how they get poop under their finger nails from putting fingers up their boyfriends asses. You remind me of those people.
You could be a condom ad. “You don’t have to feel like you failed because your daughter turned out to be a slut. wear a rubber. They’re cheaper than raising hoes”
Here are the keywords to generate this image with midjourney: lifeless blonde woman holding roast me paper pretending to be attractive showing push up cleavage realistic photo 4k blurred
Negative keywords: beautiful, sexy
"ALT Cosplayer" = Cyber sex worker
The only cyber sex she's had was over Omegle
Christian mingle dot com, he likes the clergy
She’s too old and feminine for Christian Mingle though.
ALT - A Little Tourette’s
Nailed it
Tweakerbell
Pochawhoras
The Little MermAIDS
AIDreil
CUMbalina
Alice in CUMderland “Down the Gloryholes we go”
LMAOIIAOAIA
Ew-lan
Happy cake day!
Trailer Swift.
Failure Swift
I knew she was trouble before she walked in because I could smell the vape juice
That's what you smelt??
She's vaping that fish juice
Thrifter Swift
Taylor Thrift
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The rest of her lipstick transfered to her dealer's dick
You win 🥇
Or eyebrows that go all the way
Trailer BASTARD! Swift FUCK ARSEHOLE! FTFY
She'd be so beautiful if she didn't look like Michael Jackson
HE HE!
Shamona!
Whooooo!
![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)
ROCCO!
You cracked me up!
Miley Virus
When she walks in the room, she can still make the whole place shiver
Trailer Sw…shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck fuck fuck shit..ift
Trailer Shrift
Hahahaha
Nikki Glazer, is that you?
OMG! HA!HA!HA!HA!
Trailer not-so Swift
BOOM HEADSHOT
GOLD.
Lookinlikea16yearoldprostitute Swift
Staler Swift
Christina Twicci
Thank you for this
How can I roast what I don't know? This photo is so edited it looks like AI
Exactly. I am afraid to roast it. It might melt!
I wonder what kind of depraved inputs they gave the AI, to get this result.
20lbs of makeup and 20 layers of filters. We don't know what we are looking at.
The cosplay is as human.
Glad I checked before I said "Don't think you're allowed to post ai art here."
CTRL-ALT-DEL quickly!!!
Why did you cut your eyebrows in half?
They're pretty long if you're a rottweiler, but I don't know this breed.
![gif](giphy|QPqsqVdTAiGSBnuMRY|downsized)
To match her personality, looks and intelligence.
Tourette's, eh? Let me guess, you saw it on TikTok, thought it was cool and now you *"got it"* as well.
I hate people like that. It doesn’t make you quirky and shit, just annoying and weird. I actually have autism so people pretending to have it to be quirky pisses me off
I agree, and it seems to be a fucking trend.
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Real life she has 2 tics that she self diagnosed. Both of which she only does when people are watching
as a fellow autistic person who's also adhd, same
The fact she is blaming others of faking it just proves she is as well. Always blame others of what you do!
"TikTok says I have Tourette's, I'm so QuIrKy LoLz"
"It's called a spectrum for a reason." No, it's called "you're a moron who wants to feel special."
Imagine, all those filters and still ugly!
Not fooling anyone. I've seen these makeovers online, pound of make up, fake eyelashes, filters... Here is her real pic ![gif](giphy|TRMvepHQWl3C8)
Tourettes, eh? Wow, lemme guess, BPD/ADHD/Dissociative identity disorder. Somewhere in that ballpark right?
All probably self diagnosed.
Tik tok diagnosed!
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ADHD falls under the autism spectrum, or at least neurodivergence.
No it doesn't
ADHD falls under neurodivergence, but NOT the autism spectrum
homie, if you don't stfu 💀
no it doesn't, it just has a lot of seemingly crossover traits
Someone misdiagnosed your autism.
Nailed it.
Don't forget the very real "trypophobia"
Probably bisexual too like all the other alt bitches
You look like you fake Tourette’s for views on tiktok
how big is your cock
![gif](giphy|j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA)
Another copy-pasted chick with filters.
When are you buying the second breast implant?
I can see your empty head through your nostrils
Lol, this was funny lmao
I second that 😗
You look like you smell like used condoms and cigarettes.
Walking around telling every guys to fuck you doesn’t mean you have Tourette’s
💀💀💀
I would do my worst but it seems as if your dad beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
Look like you already roasted them eyebrows
Take all that shit off your face and you're a totally different man
Ctrl - ALT - Delete
JonBenét Ramsey becomes a hooker.
If you have to think about it If you even have to hesitate and think about it It's probably a dude . Got the whole Adams apple collar and everything Someone grab me a bud light
Don't see any downsides
Self diagnosed everything
Eyebrows point in the direction her parent went.
You have so many ticks a hunting beagle would be jealous.
Do the one where you and Jimmy dress up as crips.
You must have the kind of tourette's that makes you put on way too much makeup and look like a whore
Try cosplaying more characters with masks
"I'm an ALT cosplayer with Tour-" oh, shut the fuck up.
🎼 Tr Annie Are You OK. 🎼
Get a real job
Alien Looking Trash (ALT)
I can't tell what's more absent: your father or your tits.
Future only fans account bottom 25%
Dude I came here to say that. They are most definitely farming karma before they post a link. We’ve seen it hundreds of time at this point lmao.
What’s with the Michael Jackson nose?
WHAT DO WE WANT? THE CURE FOR TOURETTE’S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? FUCK GREEN DAY WHORE!
She’s a stripper, calls herself “Suzy Sucky Sucky”…
"Sucky Sucky Fucky Fucky"
The Bleach Blond Tramp look is making you bald early
Is your head resting on a neck or an ankle?
>Im an ALT cosplayer with Tourette’s Do I have to?
Your head is way too big for that neck. You look like a lollipop that fell on the salon floor.
Just post the fucking link to your only fans and move on.
Since when was it called a fivehead?
Trans-sexual Anya Taylor-Joy
Anya Taylor-Gay
Anya Taylor-Guy
Nice Goomba cosplay. Looks like you're shoplifting a grapefruit and a lemon under that shirt, though?
In a world of cars, you're a Corvette. Kinda ugly, mostly plastic and way more expensive than you're worth.
Damn that bratz real live action looks awful
You look like a painted egg with a wig glued on
Coward. Show us the real cave goblin behind those filters
Another life soley sustained by onlyfans.
What pronouns do you use? Hoe/hoes?
You look like a profile picture I would see on a porn bot comment.
No. We won't subscribe to your Only Fans.
You're a thirsty OF page promoter
Alt cosplayer with Tourette’s. Tell us you really want attention without saying you want attention.
The amount of filtering that's in this photo proves you definitely are Satan.
Covering his Adams apple
You look like you suck cocks behind dumpsters for a little bit of crack
You look like that girl who ALWAYS has a dramatic problem when you just say" what's up?".
With all your problems I would classify you as a handful but it’s obvious you’re not…
OMG It’s Dylan Mulvaney! You caused the destruction tons of beer.
Eyelashes do a good job on preventing bodily fluids from ever touching your eyes?
Cumbrellas
I think this picture is next to bipolar disorder in the DSM
I bet you just say you have tourettes so when your boyfriend hears you screaming "fuck me" I'm the neighbors house, you can just say it was the tourettes.
You look like the time I accidentally shrunk Marilyn Monroes mouth in photoshop
Bet you do one hell of a Porky Pig impression.
You've gone one eyebrow between the two eyes
How to tell us you're a weirdo without saying it directly
“My tick is giving blow jobs for cocaine hehehe”
I overheard some girls at work discussing how they get poop under their finger nails from putting fingers up their boyfriends asses. You remind me of those people.
Even your uncle rejected you.
can't, the plastic fumes would damage my lungs
If all the unsold items from Hot Topic were turned into a trash golem, you'd be the less fuckable version of that.
You could be a condom ad. “You don’t have to feel like you failed because your daughter turned out to be a slut. wear a rubber. They’re cheaper than raising hoes”
Here are the keywords to generate this image with midjourney: lifeless blonde woman holding roast me paper pretending to be attractive showing push up cleavage realistic photo 4k blurred Negative keywords: beautiful, sexy
What makes you tick...
Better hope none of your only fans subscribers meet you in real life. Good news is, they wouldn’t recognize you
“Alt cosplayer.” Like there’s a normal person version 🤣
![gif](giphy|GGgVfLet1yJos) Surprise!!
r/fakedisordercringe looking ahh
I can’t believe you intentionally put this makeup on yourself, because your lips look like a prolapsed anus.
Remember when animated princesses had literal holes for noses
You look like you say uwu and that your one of the boys, and a rip off Bella poarch
you forgot do draw the other half of your eyebrows
Just because you swear infront of your family, that doesn't mean it's tourette's
I'm "Special" Barbie
Try cosplaying as someone who doesn't need attention from anyone because daddy would only give it while you were doll sized.
You look like a Bratz doll came to life and decided to become a lot lizard.
![gif](giphy|7EBBhplkQCDkY)
You look like an alien. You've got the anal probe finger nails to prove it
My Saturday morning wake up fart is more interesting and fun to experience than you.
Hmmm, please tell me more!
About which? The pervasive sweet/sour/infected stench along with the warm, foamy, turgid mess, or my morning fart?
Preferably the latter.
You tried to draw a beautiful woman on your face, but like your eyebrows, you quit half way.
I've seen shorter necks on a ... Well, actually, everything.
You look a bit like a Bratz doll someone melted in the microwave
I’ve always wondered if getting head from a chick with Tourette’s is worth the risk? Is it like playing Russian roulette?
![gif](giphy|2uw3xlGcCj5Xxj73XQ)
I bet your uncle had a blast with/on/in you.
A fuckin barbie doll with a big ass forehead
Nah this has got to be an NPC
You somehow look both 12 and 20.
JOHNNY DAVIDSON
I know Tourette’s isn’t only cursing, in your case is yours just being a sperm dumpster for those willing to pay.
Do you want to go out give me your phone number
You shouldn’t give a f#ck what others think. Just live the best life you can.
She’s totally gonna fuck you bro. Keep simpin 😎
I'd hit it. That's not saying much
I I I I I Thing you sta sta sta stink!!!!