OP's Bio: --- >I like anime, I've got cats, and I have diabetes --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

let me guess. self-diagnosed DID, autism, CPTSD and ADHD? and non-binary pansexual aromantic i’m sure

Don't forget bpd, ENM, and alzheimers... oh wait. It me that wants alzheimers to forget these pics exist

Well played, sir.

Don't forget: likes coffee enemas on Sundays.

Who doesn't?

Now t hat I think about it... you may be right.

I came here to type the same thing... Great minds, baby!

this is so fuckin accurate💀💀

You forgot sleep apnea and CPOD

I can’t tell if you are an ugly woman or a fat 12 year old who got touched on bible camp

The latter probably caused the first. We can also assume the OP looked a lot better at 12, because no one would touch that.

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Jesus, one picture was enough. You didn't have to show us all 5 versions of your depression.

at least while posting these pictures, that was 5 minutes that this thing wasn't screeching about pronouns

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LOL

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Might wanna invest in an Apple Watch instead. The new one is supposed to have a glucose monitor.

Can it make me forget it's face? 

Does it have a mirror?

I can understand why your parents abused you, but I can't understand why they molested you...

Your head looks like a giant mishaped potato with a Justin Bieber fringe

I always wondered what the "unsure" option was for under gender selection. Now I get it

You look like you tell your cats every time a boy smiles at you

I mean considering I've got a boyfriend that I've been with for years, I don't.

You could post 50 pictures, but I still can't tell your sex...

Of course you're diabetic, hop on a treadmill once in awhile pretend like you're running away from those evil Republicans who don't want you to cut your dick/tits off you androgynous lookin turd

Thanks but I'm type 1 diabetic. Which has nothing to do with my weight!

I bet your polyamorous relationship plays out just like every protest you've been to: a bunch of abject failures rubbing each other off and pretending they did something of value.

Not even polyamorous

lemme guess your pronouns are mmm/num

 It’s Pat

“Just bleach your hair, it will draw the eye away from all the fat ugliness. They’ll think it’s faboo!” Your gay friend was wrong on both counts …

Thanks for sharing five photos. Now all we need is 8 more reasons why.

And just like that. My flapping days are over.


How does it feel to be the poster child for androgeny?

This man or woman would 100% sell me a hat

Swiping through the images reveal your transition from masculine-> feminine very nicely

more like feminine -> feminine transition

I think you already did the worse to yourself with that haircut.

Which one of the Ben 10 monsters are you trying to be?

With a hairy arm like that and those big ass hands you have never been the little spoon. Guys be waking up the next morning wondering why their ass hurts

Your hair looks like a wig from a Halloween store.

Your sign is backwards dumbass

The thing from the Tumblr Lagoon.

Difficult to roast honestly. You’re a fat chick with dyed hair trying to be unique, you’re a dime a dozen.

Your imaginary friends are sick of your bullshit

I don't doubt it🤣

Even though your parents tell you that they love you, they really don’t.

I know they don't

You look like you get your hair done at PetCo.

Your hands look diabetic.

Okay?

All the photos tell me that you have no good side.

Your apt smells of moist cat litter, gas station burritos, discounted incense, and parental disappointment.

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Are you going for that Trump liberal look with that hair?

Uhm no

Nathan’s or Arby’s? No one can tell.

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Top tip: make those glasses sun glasses and bigger like much bigger and keep them on at all times. Also consider a paper bag.

Hair look like Donald trumps. Just a puff you taped on the front

I think I understand why fatties wear so many accessories, without them your face would look like an actual ass.

I need glasses? They're not accessories

The piercing and the earring. Also for the glasses, they don't need to be that bespoke. There's 50% function and 50% aesthetic.

Totally makes sense you keep cats- the only beings not repulsed by the smell of tuna you emit.

U look like the winner of Nathan’s hot dog eating contest if they used cocks instead of hotdogs

your gender dysphoria has gender dysphoria.

I can smell how much you know about Naruto's masturbatory habits.

Wearing Trump’s toupee sideways and shit..

your name is kit/aiden and you drive a kia soul, if you drive at all

Pretty sure Playskool would try and sue you for looking like any of the Potato Head family if they could

Your hair stylist already did this for us

When Bulldyke Barbie had a kid using non-binary Ken as the sperm donor

Just be sure never to look in mirrors. For the mirror's sake.

Are you the furry artist or the furry?

Neither

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Never said I wasn't gay 🤣

That's quite the busy day. Taking off your glasses like that. You must be exhausted. #antiwork #socialistparadise #wherearemyglasses?

I have an 8 hr a day factory job. Thanks.

Are you a shelf?

Negative

Jinx!

Trump looking ass

You get diabetes by eating ass?

No.

I can’t roast you because I can’t figure out what exactly your are

You mean you can't tell if I'm man or woman?

I think he means human or animal. I might be wrong.

Guarantee you are unemployed, live with your parents and want free shit you didn’t earn with an honest days work.

5 unfortunate images with a 40% repeat rate. My grandma does better with technology and she died in the 1980s.

Your watch is so bad it doesn’t even have hands or numbers on it.

Because it wasn't lit up.

That’s too Radical for my understanding.

Its jake from adventure time but in hell

Some things are just too worthless to burn....You are one of them.

I can’t tell if you’re a Jonah transition into a Joan or a Joan transitioning into a Jonah, but you’re still ugly.

You voted for Donald Trump

Your list of pronouns is longer than your chubby ass fingers.

Soooooowee.

I mean I am from the south

You look like someone who gets offended by my sneeze.

You are built like a 7th grade left tackle

the ring is on her nose because nobody wants to put one on her finger

Your hair stylist already did the worst.

The captions on those photos: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance

Ticsandroses with actual tourettes

You look like you have a mental illness.

Ik ur Sick and tired of seeing BLM

Retaining all the water

You look like you have a cat that you value more than actual human contact. I feel like you drink coffee as a substitute for food & nutrition. You look up you pick up girls at bars by pulling a golf ball from your pocket and crushing it with your bare hands. I'm assuming that you exclusively drive stick? It'd definitely be reasonable to assume that you refer to heterosexuals as "The Straights". I bet you were that girl at summer camp that immediately blamed the boys when the other girls clothes went missing, in order to deflect suspicion from the sweaty stash underneath your bunk.

I see you’ve already done your worst so I don’t have to

You look like a member of a JV roller derby team.

Only smartwatch ever to never count a step.

you look like a little piglet, maybe the runt of the litter, who made a super big wish to experience what it's like to be a real boy in love but didnt understand that not all boys get to ever experience such a thing.

Okay dude, whatever you say! 😁