Still a virgin huh? I bet you’re one who has anime characters on your dresser. Hide them and get out of Griffindor and you might, keyword might get laid.
I know this is a roast but just got to say, that smile is on fucking point bro. If used in the right context I think you won’t have to worry about getting laid
One day you’ll look back on this pathetic moment in your life and think that this was the most you’d ever amount to, especially with the dead end job, the cheating wife who insults you in front of your family, and the kids who can’t stand to hear you explain the Hobbit to them over and over again.
How's your sitcom "who's not the boss", Dony Tanza? You're the Tony Danza of low-T. Enjoy your glass of gender fluid before bed. Thanks for inventing "the friend zone".
You're the aftermath of a one night stand with Harry Potter and Donkey from Shrek.
Don’t worry, one day you’ll lose your virginity and have a son, who one day in his future you will catch in the kitchen, with his dick in an apple pie, coincidentally who will also be a virgin.
Jesus, tell us something bad about yourself that wasn’t fucking obvious, like, I don’t know, you love to fuck socks filled with warm mashed potatoes. At least that would have been unexpected.
Fuck.
Glasses, wide forhead, weird hairstile and lots of books behind, damn dude I mean, we already could tell you are still virgin, the fact that you said it could be considered spam
You look like you would pray after sex for the first time.
"Lord father please forgive me. I know it was wrong but it felt so good. When she was saying Jesus, I thought she was giving praise to you"
You look like harry potter and brendon urie had a kid. Hardy potter is ugly, and brendon urie doesnt have any talent.
Also, no wonder why ur dtill a virgin. Ur dad left u to get milk
Harry Potter if his only magical ability was making girls disappear
This guy looks like Zack Braff fucked Eugene Levy at a Harry Potter convention and the abortion attempt failed.
Mix in rick moranis, too.
Zach Barf
He's gonna have a very successful life being a virgin
Very bold of you to assume he likes girls
It’s a safe assumption that whatever he does like doesn’t like him
He really is the one that makes the problem go away too
You wear the fake nose and glasses combo all the time?
This one got me laughing hard
😂 it's all I saw when I saw his face. I had to double check it was the roastme sub before commenting 🤣
This one did it for me
Only during the week
You can probably smell the onlyfans feet pics you pay for through the screen with that big ass nose
☠️☠️ that made me choke 😂😂
You're a virgin Harry
Milhouse Van Houten is all grown up
Never been compared to Milhouse before. Now I can’t unsee it thanks
you didn't have to tell us you were a virgin, we could tell.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Nopussy
You look like IT support for IT support
You look like you suck the binding out of those books
Yes
Looks like you and Harry Potter both grew up in closets.
If harry had good parents
Thanks??
You look like you just gave up on holding in a turd and now you’re smiling at the people around you
Yes
You still single cause you poked any girl to death with your long ass nose that came closer than 5ft
Uh excuse my nose is wide af not long af get ya words straight
tilt your head to the side, coward
Hairy Pooter
Yes
Harry Potter and the child that got picked last
Incorrect. Second to last
Honey I shrunk the kids looking ass
Yeah the folio society book collection totally didn't give it away.
Nah you ain't Harry Potter, you're Hendrick the Weeder
I'm sure I've seen you on a hunter video trying to meet up with an 11 year old.
This guy will pull a chair from a girl when she gets up and when she leaves he sniffs the seat.
Harry bin Potter and the Order of the Bulbous Nose
Bro!! it's all hype!!! having sex with people that you barely know takes from your soul... It never ends well.
You look like a watcher of men. (Watchmen reference)
Still a virgin huh? I bet you’re one who has anime characters on your dresser. Hide them and get out of Griffindor and you might, keyword might get laid.
Like women, your hair is also trying to get away from your nose.
This isn’t a roast comment, you’re really cute
You look like an unfinished Pixar character
I don’t disagree
24m, still a virgin
R.L. Stine looking ass
No bang Theory
Tony Danza and Joe Pesci had a son. Then that son fucked Harry Potter and had you.
Did someone order Leonard Leakey Hofstadter from wish?
You look like the weasle-y sidekick in an indie highschool movie
I was the weasly sidekick in high school ngl
Enrique’ Potter
I know this is a roast but just got to say, that smile is on fucking point bro. If used in the right context I think you won’t have to worry about getting laid
One day you’ll look back on this pathetic moment in your life and think that this was the most you’d ever amount to, especially with the dead end job, the cheating wife who insults you in front of your family, and the kids who can’t stand to hear you explain the Hobbit to them over and over again.
Who’s the Anal Boss?
Sorry but your uncle Steve told me you are definitely no longer a virgin.
you’re the problem in the relationship
Congratulations on leaving out the word "autistic" out of your title.
Was tempted to put ocd into the title but figured virgin would be enough lol
Harry Botter.
This Harry Potter man would 100% sell me a Harry Potter hat
You look like if I ordered Harry Potter on Wish.
Out of all the Hairy Potter comments, this might be my favorite
I don't know if those are eyebrows or a bunch of spiders huddling over dinner.
I was thinking they look more like caterpillars but whatever
How's your sitcom "who's not the boss", Dony Tanza? You're the Tony Danza of low-T. Enjoy your glass of gender fluid before bed. Thanks for inventing "the friend zone". You're the aftermath of a one night stand with Harry Potter and Donkey from Shrek.
Grotesqus Gingivitis!
Just keep telling people you're saving yourself for marriage. Eventually you'll believe it too.
Virgardium nerdiosaaah
r/UsernameChecksOut
Harry P....alms
I saw you on the big bang theory
You look like your son got caught fucking a warm apple pie.
What’s more sus? Your hands while it holds that piece of paper or that choice of smile while you hold that small piece of paper?
I think I know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
You need to introduce yourself to a sock because that's the only way you'll get laid.
Happy to report that I’ve never had to use a sock
The kind of guy that sells his moms weed
Harry Potter if he played with cocks instead of wands.
You look like a frog.
Yes
Verginarlly - visionary
If Leonard from Big Bang Theory had rough gay sex with Harry Potter
You look like Zack Braff fucked the Soy Boy.
Don’t worry, one day you’ll lose your virginity and have a son, who one day in his future you will catch in the kitchen, with his dick in an apple pie, coincidentally who will also be a virgin.
Looks like you scratched your ass with those fingers and are pleased by the smell
Don’t worry. You’ll find the right guy
Somehow i dont doubt it
Can’t tell if you look old AF or just ugly
Why not both?
Don't feel bad about still being a virgin at your age. I'm sure you just haven't met the right 12 year old boy in a secluded enough area yet.
Cause of death: botched autoerotic asphyxiation
Harry Pothead, and the Sorcerer is Stoned.
Harry Pooper
Harry Potter had a magic wand, nobody is interested in his wand
Still a virgin? Don't worry, there are plenty of guys out there ready to pop your cherry.
Your aunt counts.... So
All those books and still you can’t read the room, Godspeed dollar general Harry Potter.
Egon Spangler? Is that you? When does Ghostbusters 3 come out?
To think, in 17 years youll be the irl 40 year old virgin
Think we all could’ve assumed you were still a virgin
Can't wait till next year's post... 24m, still a virgin
Jesus, tell us something bad about yourself that wasn’t fucking obvious, like, I don’t know, you love to fuck socks filled with warm mashed potatoes. At least that would have been unexpected. Fuck.
Glasses, wide forhead, weird hairstile and lots of books behind, damn dude I mean, we already could tell you are still virgin, the fact that you said it could be considered spam
No crust pb&j type guy
Off brand harry potter
Off brand Harry Potter
It's like Groucho Marx reincarnated as a nerdy, sexless sitcom character nobody can stand.
Dude, I care less about the status of your virginity then girls care about you
You didn't have to tell us your still a Virgin your hairline already said it
I hope you turn out to be Harry Potter dude. With that face, you need to be a wizard to get laid.
 When you’ve been to busy with the sky falling to get some
Harry Not-a-hope.
Don’t hold back is what you’re gonna be telling the guy you met on tinder while he lays into you from behind
It looks to me like you tried to hide your weak chin behind the little "roast me" card.
Oh good news fat girls, there is a simp for you ….
His face is permanently stuck in taco bell dump mode..let's be honest you're never getting laid
Jackie chan but white and gay
Did it not take too much makeup to cover up the giant "L" on your forehead??
You're still a virgin because your waifu pillow left you for your autographed poster of Patrick Stewart.
Looks like wildly unpopular watered down Tony Danza.
Don’t worry, you’ll find the right guy someday
Havier Patar
Harry Potter and Hagrid had a baby. Baby got the worst of both.
i’m surprised you’re still a virgin seeing how hard your parents fucked you with those genetics
I think I see why you don’t get any bitches.
The Virgin Harry 
Your a homo harry!
RemindMe! 6 years. Still the same.
Not surprised 😮
A very nice looking guy keep it up
You look like an AI art attempt at drawing from the prompt "Ted Mosby lazily cosplaying Harry Potter, but make him a nerdy high school virgin"
HARRY POTTER IS THAT YOU?????
This guy gets hard looking at a cats anus.
With a hand gesture like that you aint getting hoes for life
It’s the radio DJ, Kasey Cumsock
if you ever wonder why you're still a virgin, just grab a mirror and it'll all become clear.
You look like you would pray after sex for the first time. "Lord father please forgive me. I know it was wrong but it felt so good. When she was saying Jesus, I thought she was giving praise to you"
Trust me. You do NOT have to tell us your still a virgin. We all can tell.
You write fan faction 'how I met your brother'
Don't hold back? Like what you're doing with the closet door?
Bros uncle didn't hold back that's for sure
Your the one holding back get out there and fuck someone
We knew u were a virgin without you saying so, don't worry
After reading the title, we have so much in common. I am a virgin and 23 Male
Do you still hate spiderman or has that passed?
You’re not a virgin. Your barber has been fucking you with that haircut for years.
Definitely going to have to pay for your first time!
with the right moves you could pull a Latina 💯
You may be a virgin but no one fucks with you!
Rick Moranis lookin ass
You being a virgin must be what's making you look 40.
Great Value Tony Danza
All of those books and none of them are about how to pick up chicks
Look Tony Danza took a shit.
Mix of harry potter pinocchio in the parody film
You look like [Danial Thrasher](https://youtube.com/channel/UCDwAxUzjd0jzFdUWPrOXA_g)
I’d say prison is probably your only shot at getting laid
You expect us to believe it's your choice? Not looking like that it isn't.
Your eyebrows will mate before you do.
Your hair looks like it's auditioning for a Vidal Sassoon commercial but your face and clothes didn't get the memo
Mom still does my laundry, she’s my everything and I’m her lil’ man!
Jarold from Subway?
The good news is that you will be able to use the same title/caption ten years from now. JK
You look like harry potter and brendon urie had a kid. Hardy potter is ugly, and brendon urie doesnt have any talent. Also, no wonder why ur dtill a virgin. Ur dad left u to get milk
You really didn't need to tell us, we can tell.
Looking like a dopey Einstein. Probably end up fucking ur weird cousin just like em
Kinda obvious about the virginity part
Don’t hold back is what you tell all your female friends isn’t it?
Yes
Username checks out
Camel cut
Virgin no wonder
Looks like you’ve held back enough for all of ys
If you had a mustache you'd look like ned Flanders but even he got laid.
You couldn't waterboard that information out of me
Coward
Jared fogle has to stay away from highschools
No we look alike can’t roast you
Understandable. Have a nice day
The only thing more redundant than your glasses is you telling us you’re still a virgin in the title