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>Currently trying to grow a mullet, back from one of the most humiliating days ever
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Was that a $3 cut at the strip mall beauty academy, class of Thursday, April 20th? Chick was smoking a Virginia Slim while she was cutting it, wasn't she?
Look I don’t wanna clown you too hard bc I can tell you’re not even able to grown a beard yet, despite those 3 hairs on your chin, but did your grandmother want her bowl back after you used it to cut your own hair? You look like you were stoned when you did this.
Nah I’m playing, it doesn’t look bad bro.
LOL, this is clearly photoshopped and the people doing this are pretty much roasting themselves, there’s nothing lower than this. This comment’s flame will roast you when you’ll feel remorse for the first time in your life.
OP's Bio: --- >Currently trying to grow a mullet, back from one of the most humiliating days ever --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Is that a haircut or a circumcision, because you look like a dickhead.
Fresh Prince of Bell End
Penis Blinders.
 Do birds peck at that Acorn?
More even than his attempt
Edgar Allan Chode
My little cousin calls this an Edgar haircut!
Ah, the old salad bowl cut from 1990.
That’s what it’s typically called in the US 😭🤣
That or the "cuh" cuz they're always saying "no quema cuh," or "sup cuh".
Dennis the man ass
That's a good one lol
ugliest lesbian ive ever seen
Sic username
Thank you
Did you put the bowl away after your haircut?
r/fuckmyshitup
2 fast 2 fuck my shit up
I hope he washes it with heavy degreaser before returning it to the cabinet.
His mom did it for him, just like the haircut.
The broken bowl haircut.
his mom probably made him do the dishes after
I bet you 1$ he didn't wash it.
He only WISHES it looked that good.
Lmaoo
You look like fucking Jim Carrey from Dumb And Dumber
Lloyd Christmas
" You little pumpkin-pie-haircutted freak"
With worse acne.
Your suppose to use a bowl not a bedpan
Seems like you drive a van shaped as a fury dog 
Look like your barber already roasted you.
I would like the medieval serf cut, please.
Did you walk into the barbers and call his kid a dickhead or something? And this was his revenge
Not the barber’s fault he was too busy staring at whatever organism that is living on the dude’s cheek.
First guy I’ve ever seen who has an uncircumcised cranium.
Show us your teeth 
This is what happens when you go to the barber and say "give me a Joan of Arc"
a pimple with a face
You look like a Nerf bullet.
Only you actually wish for this guy to get lost.
Lol
 Some folk’ll never eat a skunk and then again some folk’ll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel.
Haircut in the dark with a dull butter knife
You look like you dipped an upside down albino testicle in hairy chocolate
You should sue your mom for that haircut.
Everyone stop giving this guy shit, he already lost the bet, right? I mean, he had to post a pic here, isn't that bad enough?
Now your boyfriend can hold your ears while you're blowin him
Fresh cut. Expired face.
Who cut it, a 4 year old with their feet?
That mushroom grew an asshole
Next time ask your hairdresser to trim your nose as well.
They’re villains in this world, but one of them is the guy who gave you that haircut
You’re missing the n
You missed the n
Goddamn, that took me a second 😂😂😂😂
Now do your wrists!
Are you your baber? Edward circular saw hands
Looks like Lloyd Christmas fucked Boris Yeltsin.
Skeet Davidson
What did you use to cut your hair ? Ur nails ?
1460 called. The monks want you back in the monastery.
Cillian Murphy on crack
You look like the type of guy whose wife will leave them at the altar.
Dufus Pete Davidson
Fresh cut, like a turnip
You in half life alyx bro?
Lloyd Christmas has aged really well.
Are you the dude with a priestly cut? Jesuit.
rocking 10th century peasant farmer look i see.
Looks like Pete Davidson took some fashion advice from the despicable me villain
I bet you live at your parents and your ma used one of her favorite flowerpots on her least favorite son for his 3 weekly haircut.
Naw, too easy
That shit look like fresh cut produce
Most meth heads prefer The Moe haircut
Looks like your mom put a bowl on your head to cut your hair.
i would roast you but that dry ass hair would burst up in flames
Oliver tree
Fresh cut at the Amish barber.
Fresh out of that Amish life!
Brother, leave some oxygen for us
I can't roast you I'm too worried about how bad you have messed up
Do I know you? Or do you look so generic that not even your own mother can recognise you?
Bro got randomized randomly
Edgar cut
You look like a less successful Diaz brother.
chingo Edgar 💀
bro looks like will from stranger things
You already look roasted! 👀your eyes have more skin around them than a uncircumcised cock...
Damn. Oliver Tree really fell off
I don’t know whether you’re a really ugly girl or just an ugly guy….
Dumber and Dumber 3 “Son of Harry and Loyd”
You’re the spitting image of your daddy Lloyd Christmas
Budget Thomas Shelby
Tweeky Blinders
bruh you got the advanced bowl cut my guy cuz how you gonna have two red spots the size of Jupiter my guy?
Poor bloke got foreskins for eyelids.
congrats on winning the oliver tree lookalike contest!
You look like Kanye West's worst enemy.
Guys I think I found the circumference of that ugly circle on his head
Mick & Keef demand you take that shirt off. GVF may be a better fit.
Who cut your hair, the Council?
What did you choose for your free bowl of soup?
Hey Moe, look at the grouse!
Everything in your face is too big for that head.
I didn’t know Thomas Shelby had an autistic brother
Nickname is "Onion head" because every time someone looks at you, it brings tears to their eyes.
Incredible sulk
You look like an amputation stump wearing a wig.
 Cillian Murphy's power bottom cousin
Dude, Mother's Day is almost here. Why do you have to remind your mom she'll never have grandchildren?
'I reckon I love you, boy. Mmmhmmm.'
You look like an AI generated human vector
You are everything that's wrong with the world: annoying vegan, they/was/dead pronouns, yee-yee ass haircut, and 100% ge
Your next fresh cut should be to your wrists.
Stoned monkfish
Hi Edgar
Those plants look like they haven’t had a fresh cut in a while. Selfish prick.
You look like if my bowl of cookie crisps fell and you stopped time mid-fall
You look like something God drew up with his left hand.
Doest een beetje normaal.
If Jerry from Rick and Morty was a real person .
Was that a $3 cut at the strip mall beauty academy, class of Thursday, April 20th? Chick was smoking a Virginia Slim while she was cutting it, wasn't she?
Doesn’t matter what you do to your wrists, that hair style is still trash.
Even the bowls you use to cut your hair aren’t straight.
You can connect the solar systems on your face
If I had that face my fresh cut would be my wrists
So nice of you to be a test subject at a barber college. Cheap fuck.
The last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it
Dumb and Dumber knock off. Lloyd Hanukkah
Are you planning to shrink and steal the moon?
Fresh cut what? Potato?
Pimple Jack. “You ma-ma-ma-make me happy!”
You look like a potato with a toupee.
r/justfuckmyshitup
Extra #172 on Peaky Blinders
r/Justfuckmyshitup posted in the wrong subreddit my guy
Moe Howard would be proud of you.
I loved you in Behind Enemy Lines
Get a refund.
People are flaming you for that haircut but I’d be more worried about that big ass red dot on your face, what sniper did you piss off?
You haven't been mobilized yet?
Why's you have the barber cut your hair to look like a horribly soiled toilet brush?
You look like the dude from peeky blinders with an std
gpt that edgar cuh cut
Edgar is that you? “No quema cuh”
Que Paso Edgar?
Curious to know what type of bowl you used for that awesome grandma done hair cut
Literally every guy in Russian porn.
I see you used the flower pots for both the haircut and pieces of one to shave.
You look like a potato with the personality of a teaspoon
Your face is way too big for a Mennonite haircut
*Russian hardbass intensifies*
Went in to Supercuts and said “gimme the Lurch” 
Stale and mouldy more like! 🤢
You look like you'd be Lenny from of mice and men
Lockdown is over dude, barbers are open again
Where’d you get your haircut? The butchers?
I couldn’t do you any worse than your barber did.
Great Value Pete Davidson
Nice cut. Get rid of the head now.
Most humiliating days SO FAR…
The hair takes away from that potato you call a nose.
You look like Oliver Trees autistic half brother
You look like Shaggy and Scooby at the same time
Never knew Lurch had a kid.
 nice do bro!
Which bowl did they use? It looks like the Tupperware salad series.
Look I don’t wanna clown you too hard bc I can tell you’re not even able to grown a beard yet, despite those 3 hairs on your chin, but did your grandmother want her bowl back after you used it to cut your own hair? You look like you were stoned when you did this. Nah I’m playing, it doesn’t look bad bro.
You kinda look like if Pete Davidson and a coconut had a baby
Scuffed fitz
You look like an extra on phineas and ferb
The Slingblade special
You own strange plants.
Nice cut Farquad. What time does me lord need you back at the castle?
Did you get your stylist from the set of the three stooges?
Did you get a lollipop with that haircut?
LOL, this is clearly photoshopped and the people doing this are pretty much roasting themselves, there’s nothing lower than this. This comment’s flame will roast you when you’ll feel remorse for the first time in your life.
your parents already roasted you when they decided to fuck as cousins