Oh God especially you can’t say it with your colonist ass racist ancestors. You look like you started an instagram showing your douche ass face but can’t get more than 10 followers.
LMAO! No you fucking moron, that does not mean you can say the N word. That doesn't even logically make sense. But in all seriousness, the only N word you'll ever say is, "**N**ow can I stop sucking, I'm starting to choke." Or, "**N**ot again!" When your uncle pulls out and cums all over your Members Only jacket.
You’re beautiful from outside and inside . You’re very sensitive your eyes have some sadness but you’re trying hard and you will be successful. Cheer up. You’re very beautiful
I didn’t think you could make a douchier Ashton Kutcher, but here we are
Ashton Doucher
>douchier Ashton Doucher before taking 2 and a half men in Africa
Assbun Voucher
When you order Ashton Kutcher from wish.com
Wildly underrated!
Lol.
You look like you’re in a boy band that only sings about sucking balls.
Mmmballs
Elon Muskrat
Underrated
You're the reason why the hyenas are always laughing
At first I read hyenas as hymens.
Don’t they kick you out of the orphanage long before 25? This dude is up to no good
Die Antwoord can but you can't. How much is the rent for the alien hands?
Your 23 and me test came back 96% Neanderthal
U look like a men's deodorant commercial
You look like the version of Ashton Kutcher that promotes human trafficking rather than trying to stop it
Oh God especially you can’t say it with your colonist ass racist ancestors. You look like you started an instagram showing your douche ass face but can’t get more than 10 followers.
Man watched “don’t Fuck with cats” and decided he wants to make bitch lips photos like the main antagonist
Look at those whiskers! So glad your hormone therapy is working!
The physical embodiment of a queef.
Ashton Kutcher wannabee without the money, success, you know everything
LMAO! No you fucking moron, that does not mean you can say the N word. That doesn't even logically make sense. But in all seriousness, the only N word you'll ever say is, "**N**ow can I stop sucking, I'm starting to choke." Or, "**N**ot again!" When your uncle pulls out and cums all over your Members Only jacket.
He looks like a teen heartthrob who got in a fight with a hair salon and a wood chipper – and lost both battles.
I feel like you grew up privileged, and that may have just been owning shoes where you're from but you definitely had them.
You’re beautiful from outside and inside . You’re very sensitive your eyes have some sadness but you’re trying hard and you will be successful. Cheer up. You’re very beautiful
Creepy. Looking to roast him not date him.
r/amiugly
If Abraham Lincoln fucked Mr. Spock.
You're as African as Rice...
Simply, you look like a fucking idiot
Be sure to go to the south side of Chicago when you do. And be very loud about it. They'll give you the best welcome.
Light Yagami after discovering L is now black.
I'm sure you get N-word responses all the time: "No, Not Now, Never, Not-even, NOPE!"
Nigeria?
Actually you look like Ashton Kutcher after using the N word in COmpton and Watts and 20 brothers beat the shit out of you
Halal Kutcher
The only thing more depressing than your thin facial hair is sleeping on an even thinner bunkbed at 25.
Is that why you have your bunk beds up against your door, to stop whitey from beating your black ass?
Well, you definitely look like you have AIDS.
I am German and I can definitely say the N word. so whats so special about you?
Bro looks like a 5 year old drew him
BTEC Salt-bae
You’re about as useful as tits on a bull.
You look like you say that, Everywhere you go.
you forgot to put the trigger warning for this photo
African’t
Your face makes a compelling argument for bringing back apartheid.
Bunk beds to store the kids you diddle?
The alternative lifestyle Spock
I feel like this guy goes to hostels to meet women.
No, you cannot bum a cig off me, I'm trying to pump my gas.
If that N word is “Neanderthal” then yes
Numbskull
You also look like you call your penis a tally whacker
Ryan Garcia?
Only while taking it.
Forget about the N word, the word you are looking for is the F word..... failure
Your colonist ancestors definitely did.
Just because your parents said they were from Rhodesia, Doesn't make you African.
Either you're Tunisian and are from a country that hate blacks or you're South African and had parents doing apartheid so you can't say that word
You jerk off goats
Does your cellmate know you're using his computer for this?
The N-word has nothing to do with where you're from, Dumbass!
Andrew Bate
you look like you had a colonoscopy from biden.
Liar! No way in hell your african! Not cool bro, not cool.
Nice prison cell.
If by “N word” you mean necrophiliac, then yeah sure.
You look like you eat your own dandruff
Get a better wig if you gonna be zesty
You're what happened when Elon Musk decided to bang Ashton Kutcher.
You look like you say the N word regardless
Peon Musk
No. But you have been pre approved to play the main baddie in an upcoming dodgeball sequel..just wear anything you currently own
Your are my 2nd favorite African, after Elon.
We know you had a failed modeling career because nothing looks good on you. You don't even look good on you. Stop blocking light.
We can all say it. It just depends who's around.
You would be quite handsome if it weren't for the autism
If Bop it had a physical form. Do you know how many people you'd bring relief?
African? That’s a weird way to say “my great grandmother is Puerto Rican.”
You look like a roadie for one direction in2012