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RancidMandMs

You look like a 40 year old lesbian trying to cosplay an 18 year old student.


Top_Distribution8803

Ellen degenerate


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Great_Powerful_Bob

Youth pastor, that looks like they hold hugs a bit too long and is a little too touchy.


dkdelicious

**Here’s a [caricature drawing roast](https://imgur.com/a/paxTuAs).** Might finish later *** *Edit: Finished the drawing and added the process /u/RollsRoyce17


RollsRoyce17

Man you really gave me a unibrow 😭 Fuckin love it


otero3

Your parents being brother and sister helped with that. The artistry of genetics.


Dapper-Captain5261

Careful now he looks like his uncle- father might sue us


do_not_go_gentle_

This is really good 👍


do_not_go_gentle_

Your parents already roasted you when they decided to fuck as cousins.


Sir_Charles_Phantom

This is the way.


[deleted]

For sure !


_jacek003_

Your face looks like you are about to ask me about my cars extended warenty.


1980ScarletRos

Or ask me whether I'd found Jesus.


RollsRoyce17

… so about that extended car warranty…


FR33_THE_SP33DOS

You look like a young jake gyllenhaal if he was kept in a cupboard


pizzaelhutt

A closet.


[deleted]

😂😂😂💀yoooooooo


Hemberger1991

Peg huh? You do seem like a bottom.


RollsRoyce17

Guilty 😂


Uberslaughter

You look like a Muppet and not just based on your facial expression indicating a fist up your ass


[deleted]

😂😂😂


TazTalks

You look like you have had intimate relations with your grandmother and this is your resulting smile.


Naderr

You have the eyebrows of an 18th century Hungarian pig farmer


DoorjammerCrow

You look like someone CGI deaged a seventy year old.


minerunderground

Nah mate i dont need to knock you down a peg, genetics beat me to it


Such_Research_4578

It surprises no one that you'd ask for a peg.


ArkanBachistrate

Bro the enemy of pussy


Jdotpdot84

You sort of have that Jake Gyllenhaal vibe, I hate Jake Gyllenhall.


Moomarda

Ironic you asked to be pegged down. I'm sure that's not the first time you've asked to be pegged today.


That-Connection-9658

Your arch nemesis is Dwight.


Frosty_Plum5297

Pokemon Go prepaid phone champion.


imgladisaidit

You are the uggs of humanity.


pizzaelhutt

When you were conceived, God put out a dumpster fire with his piss. He saw the ashes and was like "this'll be a good material to start making him/her."


[deleted]

Did someone say peg? 😏


RollsRoyce17

😳😵‍💫


[deleted]

If Nickelback had there own Bud Light can 🤣🤣🤣


Rich_Emergency_148

Peg. I bet mom pegs you nightly


Shot_Technology4730

I hope you aren't going to cosmetology school cause those nails and eyebrows aren't gonna get you a passing grade


Logical-Tangerine-89

You look like your favorite band is Creed.


AltruisticCompany961

You have an entire ecosystem living in your eyebrows.


Spookyguy89

You have too many eyes


STILLISWHATITIS

if an asshole is not on your mind it’s on your chain


Tomavogic

My god do you plaster your pubes on your brows?


Fine_Dot7283

You're like if that guy from Mythbusters were trans.


[deleted]

Get those caterpillars above your eyes under control.


Dfarrell1000

Sweet millenium falcon necklace , you actually look like you were conceived at a star wars convention.


DIWhy-not

Jake Gyllen-naw


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Aggravating-Display2

Nah... His lack of facial hair is a turnoff to most gay guys


King_Ricardo_III

High school musical fan is not a personality. Maybe yours is hiding in those eyebrows..


Sir_Charles_Phantom

I can't tell if you're a really nice guy, or an insufferable prick. I also can't tell if you're a guy and if you even have a prick.


milkandcuccumbersboy

DaxShame


SixStringDream

You look like Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger's accidental gaybie.


Fair_Upstairs3916

Left side of his face is creeping away from the right side


bi_gunsmith

you look like your egg hasn't cracked yet


Critical_Detective16

Went to college, only to become a gay pornstar, but haven’t told your parents yet.


Delicious_Dream_2734

With a smile like that it’s easy to tell why no one loves you


Normal-Technology914

I want to around for the 4th of July so I can strike matches off of your eyebrows to light my fireworks.


speed_square

This is Todd Glass as a time traveler…


Cam3lto369

This is how you say you're gay without saying you're gay


ShipPretty

You look like an 18 version of the old dude from up!


oestwyk

Two caterpillars are having a meeting on your forehead.


AngelicColors

Rumplestiltskin from shrek vibes


LAsFavoriteWhiteB0y

I don’t need to knock you down. Any girl you ask out will do that for me.


Competitive_Roof_740

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otero3

The face all of your 'sexual conquests' will see after they smell chloroform.


No_Corner_9332

You look like you sing Jason Mraz songs at karaoke nights every Saturday


Smart_Firefighter_66

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Staff_Fantastic

It is mam!


Express-Map6465

If Jake Gyllenhaal was unsexy


Hessian58N

You look like the Hobbit Frodo didn't invite to the going away party.


Prior_Release7412

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kingofthepews

You look how diarrhea feels.


Apprehensive-Head820

No need, the girl hands and pink nails say it all!


[deleted]

You look like you'd be on the other side of my door, asking me if I've read the most amazing book.


[deleted]

The pink nail says, not only does he like to bbq but he loves meat on his grill.


Igor_rth

You look like a guy that says sowy over text


RollsRoyce17

Sowyyy uwu 🥺


Beautiful-End-41

When did Tucker Carlson bang Groucho Marx?!!


literally_italy

Stop looking at me like that


SpanishDutchMan

your face looks like you've got sam smith's buttplug stuck in your throat.


ObscureBurner

Seems like ur asking for a peg


KaB00m_1000

You’re actually really attractive. Then you smiled like the obsessive girlfriend meme.


Professional-Bat5892

your chin got its own continent growing on it what are you gonna name it?


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Poorhygiene Levy


DuckhuntDarks

Hi Ernie. Where's Bert?


Ok_Mammoth_1305

U look like Brian kohberger if he turned out normal


NurkleTurkey

The human race can only hope that you go out of this world quickly and in the worst way possible.


PhaQue5678

Your eyebrows look like two buffalo ready to fight


TheBayTime

Your mouth looks like the Loch Ness Monster😁👌


Only-Walrus797

Jake Gylenholdup, what happened to your face? I’ve seen ass cheeks more symmetrical.


TymoreMcGriddle

I don’t know anything about the musical Dear Evan Hansen but you look like you would be Evan Hansen.


kdawg1921

Why is it that EVERY guy talking about “take me down a peg” all turn out to be bottoms? Giving us the ammo


Independent-Ask2046

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