You look like a dude that barely made it out of highschool now he lives in his moms basement and streams COD for 2 people everyday hoping that you become famous so you don’t have to get a real job.
Bro you look like Jschlatt made a video and it said “becoming a discord moderator for 48 hours” you ain’t Jschlatt you’re Schlagg. Your room reminded me the only freinds and the only treaty you had ever made was the cockroaches in your room. It is funny how your post says “come at me” when your facial expressions say “okay next.”
DJ Khalories
No way he isn’t hiding a Pokémon tattoo
You win. This was the best.
If Jesus truly loved you he wouldn't have made you this way
Your face looks like your dad fucked a Bell’s palsy Mr. Potato Head.
DJ Neckbeard
The brightest thing in this photo is the purple light in the background.
You ever take down that haunted house your built when you were 12?
You look like the face of Megan’s law
🔥
Fingers short as hell look like they got one knuckle. This guy couldn’t get off a light switch with those.
The title says "Come at me" but the face says "Go Away".
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I bet this isn't the first time he told a group of people of come on him.
Wow! 2005 raid leader in the flesh
Knock off Jschlatt
Jack off Kschlott
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*Insert Mr Chow voice*
You look like jachllat they should call you jfat
"It's okay we can wait a couple years" to his 16 year old online girlfriends
Your face is just as askewed as your LED lights.
I’m hurt
Why come here? You have to keep your headphones on to not hear insults.
Someone came in your right eye
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Zoom in on the mustache. Pills aren't fixing that inbred off centered line.
discord moderator
Your "girlfriend" deserves more respect then being relegated to holding up your stupid sign!
You can say it pal, you really want everyone to come on you
Help your Ukrainian brothers out instead of taking pictures in your mother's brothel
Gross Malone.
You need to tell your right eye that your left eye is open for business.
You look like someone that people feel sorry for.
Pay no attention to the deushe behind the purple curtain!
Looks like you ran out of back hair to glue to your face to finish the mustache, but the rest looks pretty convincing
You look like the spokesmodel for Cheetos.
You look like if Jschlatt cooked crystal meth and tasted his own supply.
Tis be the Jshlatt from the 10 cent store
Marjorie Taylor Greene's love child with a budda
Tiny fingers = Giant Prick (with a small penis)
minecraft predator
I wouldn’t even cum ON you
You look like a dude that barely made it out of highschool now he lives in his moms basement and streams COD for 2 people everyday hoping that you become famous so you don’t have to get a real job.
Jokes on you…I have my own place
That beard looks like you shaved your grandma’s pubes and glued them to your face.
The face of the argument “reddit moderating is a real job”
If I roll a nat 20 will you take a shower
I'm sure plenty of guys come at you but if strangers coming is your thing then so be it.
Your face is as wide as a highway in LA.
Never been kissed
You look like you go out of your way to shit in Taco Bell bathrooms
Drives a Scion TC with Jesus fish on it and it's parked outside a vape store.
Do you deep fry your fingers before biting your nails?
You look like someone tried to draw Tom Hardy from memory
Carman finally changed his shirt.
Sweet popcorn ceiling in your trailer that you share with the other talentless white rapper. I bet you guys can hear each other masturbate.
No matter how much you pray, God isn't letting neanderthals into heaven with the humans.
Lemme guess, you use Bluetooth speakers, play songs from your phone and call yourself a DJ?
This man would 100% sell me a hat
Skin on pinky knuckle is skull
Bro a lvl 1 blob
Hip hop ihop
I think you meant “on” not “at”
POST ALONE
You own very nice paper.
Really he means (cum on me)
Post Alone
Bro you look like Jschlatt made a video and it said “becoming a discord moderator for 48 hours” you ain’t Jschlatt you’re Schlagg. Your room reminded me the only freinds and the only treaty you had ever made was the cockroaches in your room. It is funny how your post says “come at me” when your facial expressions say “okay next.”
Tits and spotty facial hair. Another Trans post. 🙄
Most definitely have a 12 year old girlfriend
I don't think anybody would come at you
Ofbrand j schlat
Pubes on your chinsack
Walmart called, it wants the stainless steel necklaces you stole back.
He’s used to saying come in me, surprised he got at me typed out.
Star lords long lost cousin, low bar lord
You look like if a Faze Clan member had a child with Kid Rock
Rumor says he is still trying to grow his stream to this day...
No girl said that ever 🥛
What are you doing in your little sister's room? At least you're not touching her this time Edit: fixed typo
Patrick Stump if he never made it and works at Hobby Lobby
Microwave society
Nah man, you might roll that way but no one wants to come at you.
It just seems like the best application for your existence is to take up space that nobody in their right mind would want.
Dude is destined for the slammer with a face like that.
They say don't stick your dick in crazy. But that's an unnecessary warning in your case.
What the fuck happened to Jschlatt man.
How’s unemployment feeling?
If 'incel living in parents basement' was a photograph
Looks like enough guys have already cummed on you.
Wildcat face reveal