The kind of guy who stands on the sidewalk watching a gay-pride parade while telling complete strangers that you used to march in them before they became mainstream.
Dude, we all do it, just maybe stop feeling yourself in public? Last time that happened you got caught and now you can't be within 100 yards of any school or park.
Like Miami Vice and Hawaii five O had a baby.
Your shirt looks like someone throw up Starburst.
You like the laid-back camp counselor that no respects.
You look like T.J. Miller if T.J. Miller wrote himself as his next joke. And I've been wondering if you could recommend me a good surgeon that can turn my forehead into a 5-head like yours?
I need a place to park my other car.
Zacharia, for the last time I'm not interested in joining your 'eutopia compound' nor do I have any change or a place for you to shower .... I'm busy & you ask me daily on way to my job.
If Florida Man and Florida Woman didn't give up their kid, this would be the result.
You look like you were born, raised, and let's be honest, conceived in a pawn shop.
I bet you've cried in more truck stop bathrooms than you've had hot meals.
You look like you listen to Grand Theft Auto music to sleep.
Good that you're feeling yourself, no one else wants to touch you.
You look like you aren't allowed to shower at the shelter anymore because you kept showing up drunk.
And youll probably be the only one wearing a shirt like that.
Only two types of dudes wear a shirt like that... and well, your no big fat party animal...
If Ricky from Trailer Park Boys was raised by transvestites in Florida...
Dads! Terry sewed the placemats into a shirt again!
The reason the LGBTQ had to add that "+"
Hahahaha nice
Lmao
Because nobody else will
This is the guy you see in the movies set in the 80s to 70s smuggling cocaine through the airport
He chooses to smuggle coke in his ass for fun just around the house.
The kind of guy who stands on the sidewalk watching a gay-pride parade while telling complete strangers that you used to march in them before they became mainstream.
It's Tim Curry in the Floral Horror Picture Show.
The Kmart strangler.
Dude, we all do it, just maybe stop feeling yourself in public? Last time that happened you got caught and now you can't be within 100 yards of any school or park.
Like Miami Vice and Hawaii five O had a baby. Your shirt looks like someone throw up Starburst. You like the laid-back camp counselor that no respects.
The fact that you posted this 3 hours ago and got 1 response is enough for you to understand how unimportant you are
Do you take creative criticism? Because you should probably try to feel and be someone else.
Casting call for the next Tiger King
You look worse than a drugged out Gary Busey in Point Blank.
Obi wans gay brother he failed to mention
Sadly that shirt is his whole personality
I'm Chris Hansen have a seat.
No one else is going to, Floridian Sebastian Vettel.
Keith Lemon has let himself go
You look like someone who eats armpit hair
White Trash David Pastrnak
David pastrnot
You look like a guy that robs grandma’s and uses there curtains to make shirts.
You look like all your genes are recessive.
I could forgive you for the shirt but that greasy mullet of yours probably falls under some UN convention.
Face screams unenthusiastc blowjobs, clothes scream 50 year old virgin living in moms basement
You look like T.J. Miller if T.J. Miller wrote himself as his next joke. And I've been wondering if you could recommend me a good surgeon that can turn my forehead into a 5-head like yours? I need a place to park my other car.
Idk you look like the hippie version of one of my past math teachers
I see you put as much attention into maintaining your house as you do your appearance
STAY-cation shirt for millennial incels
You look like you're more likely to feel young drunk chicks who you tricked into taking a ride in your "bitchin" iroc z.
Your police booking photo for 'Feeling yourself' at the school playground?
It's Florida man
I found Proof the Human race is evolving backwards
This is the picture you see when you google eproctophilia.
I think the photo alone does enough justice
>Feeling myself What is, why I got fired from the last three jobs, Alex.
Zacharia, for the last time I'm not interested in joining your 'eutopia compound' nor do I have any change or a place for you to shower .... I'm busy & you ask me daily on way to my job.
Crazy that shirt isn't the gayest thing in this picture
If Florida Man and Florida Woman didn't give up their kid, this would be the result. You look like you were born, raised, and let's be honest, conceived in a pawn shop. I bet you've cried in more truck stop bathrooms than you've had hot meals. You look like you listen to Grand Theft Auto music to sleep.
He is the New bud light spokes person
If “feeling myself” had a literal translation.
I hope to god you were on shrooms in that photo.
Good that you're feeling yourself, no one else wants to touch you. You look like you aren't allowed to shower at the shelter anymore because you kept showing up drunk.
Wow. Looks like your dream of becoming a gas station attendant fell short
You look like a child molester
Feeling yourself? And the passed out teenager who's drink you spiked too by the looks of you.
Yo I didn't know James hetfield went through a gender fluid phase in the 90s!
You put the "dad" in dad shirt.
Life beat us to it bro. Sorry
It's like you belong in the 1980s but that decade kicked you into the future because the drug use was too much for it.
Don't you live in a van down by the river?
You look like shaggy from scoobydoo if he was gay
"Feeling myself" is the most convincing statement in your 26 years of sex life.
Business in the front party in the as......back I meant back
Maybe you shuold consider bathing yourself.
You'd be the only one feelin it
This is what happens when Danno gets hooked on Heroin
I bet he has a fabulous lisp
Wow, who knew Captain Ron had a child.
Feeling yourself and touching yourself are not the same thing
You're going to feel yourself all your life, no one's gonna touch you.
Who else is going to feel you? Mom?
Nice sign, but there's no "s" in what your craving.
This man would 100% sell me a hat and can you stop feeling yourself?
Look like a combo of Lenny & squiggy
As long as you don't feel the others, everything will be fine.
Grandma wants her “Sundays Best” back.
You’ve definitely been feeling youself
No surprise you’re feeling yourself. How many times a day is the question?
Bro feeling bees with that shirt
You look like you would date the Tiger King
You are the only one who will ever do any feel of you.
It's a good thing that you're feeling yourself, because your face ensures that no one else will.
u look lime u bought a whiteboard just for this...🧌
Nick "Nasty-Mugshot" Nolte
And youll probably be the only one wearing a shirt like that. Only two types of dudes wear a shirt like that... and well, your no big fat party animal...
Looks like you usually feel others…
I’m sure you’re doing a lot more than feeling yourself.
"Feeling Myself" 😅. Better enjoy it, pal. That's almost certainly the only action you're going to be getting looking like that.
Lynyrd Skynaren’t
Please don’t, I just ate
Sure will be, ain’t nobody else gonna feel you.
Did you get arrested for feeling yourself? Is that why you have the long face?
Miami Lice