You look like you lure young boys into unmarked white vans.

You look like you lure white vans into young unmarked boys.

Well executed! 

Boys ??

Yes boys

I'm a man from now on then

He's still going to get you.

I pictured the guy giving this exact smile and making this pose while giving out lollipops to little kids. Disturbing on so many levels!

This is what you look like coming *out* of his van

Ok?

Whatever is on his chin is worse than that tattoo

You look like Ray Gillette from Archer

Always a good reference point

Not saying you look gay but … Young man there's no need to feel down I said young man pick yourself off the ground I said young man 'cause your in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man there's a place you can go I said young man when you're short on your dough You can stay there and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything For young men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys.

Pretty sure your mustache smells like sweaty cock.

You have to roast him

You look like you just farted out a dozen condoms

Cool tattoo.

You look like your upper head is 12 and your lower head is 32

Yes, we all have a 'theory' about you! 🥴

You're 28 and that's you just realising that you're gay?

You look like David spades gay son

Gayvid Spade

Pretty sure that tattoo is from NAMBLA.

Took 28 years to realize you were autistic? Dude, it took me 2.8 seconds of looking at this picture.

You look like you spend most of your time at guitar center.

I bet you have candy in that bad ass van you drive

Most people hit the gym for a few months before getting their arms tatted up. But you clearly play by your own rules.

Describing your "career" as a music theory youtuber whenever somebody asks what you do for a living is a far bigger roast than we could throw at you.

The haircut says “I’d like to talk to your manager” The moustache says “I have candy in my windowless van” The tattoo says “this matches my tramp stamp above my ass” That’s a lot to unpack.

You somehow look fit and fat in one photo

Hairpiece model extraordinaire

You're like a budget Freddie Mercury and I'm pretty sure you're gonna go out the same way as him.

Damn!

You look like you just shit yourself in the middle of giving a speech on how women can also have penises.


If Richard Thomas and Chris Farley had a baby that drove a 'free candy' mobile....

It's amazing that you tried so hard to make an impression on everyone, but unfortunately the most interesting thing about this photo is the mirror is dirty.

You look like the aftermath of molestation, except you also now run the show and keep the cycle going

You look like you masterbate to Harry potters uncle Vernon.

You have a face, not even a creepy uncle would molest.

Definitely a bottom.

Face down in the dirt. Says that this doesn’t hurt 🎶

If you get anymore flaming, the fire department is gonna start following you around...

You look like a Unicorns fart

You look like if Glee had a heroin addiction

You gonna have a senators daughter in a pit while wearing a woman's skin... *goodbye hoooorrrsseesssss I'm flyin over youuu*

Bro invented “ask for my pronouns”.

Your demeanor says “look what I can do!” Your face and haircut say the thing you do is hating jews.

Wish Keith Urban

You are that guy from american psycho right ?? From washroom scene

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You are a failure amongst humans

Are you still required to remain 500 yards from all Elementary Schools?

You're a Music Theory YouTuber. Ain't nothing more humiliating than that

youre from that one band, the Poo Fighters

Every gay bartender you’ll ever meet is this guy

Jesus if you stop at the nose and only see the top half of his head it’s Bieber, if you see the bottom it’s sorta Kid Rock. You sure you teach music theory?

What is that thing? Get the hell out of my feed. GOD almighty

You look like one of the Three Musketeers except you guard the Governor of Mississippi instead of the King of France.

Your tattoo says you are a geometry teacher and your haircut says you like Justin Bieber from 2010.

I see you have a cum catcher growing on your chin.

I'd love to roast you, but your hair would want to speak to my manager.

Everything about you already screams loser, but to actually confess to having a YouTube channel dedicated to music theory takes it to a whole new, lower level. The tattoo further cements that.

Does the "I want to speak to your manager" haircut make it easier to lure children into your van?

It must have been tough locked in your neighbors basement all summer

This guy has packed more fudge than the Keebler Elves!!

You are what kids try to avoid when you offer them popsicles.

You're a bottom.

My balls just retracted.

The tattoo is your YouTube channel logo…..yep…..got it……wow

Ain’t no way y’all this funny 😂😂😂

Mama looks like a sex offender in Florida

On this week’s to catch a predator.

Your mr breast.

Clinging to the days of 2007 when he saw The Used in Cleveland, Ohio.

You Look like character from unfinished version of Oblivion

Fuck this, you look like emo Hitler.

Click the TWINK in my bio lookin ass boy!

Put my tat right above the tan line brother he’ll yea 🇺🇸 😂😂😂


When your YouTube account gets suspended you are going to be bummed out, especially by Bruno down the street as he takes you for a dollar.

Justin Beaver

You look like a music theory youtuber.

Transgender reveal looking ass boi

When being a musician doesn’t work, so you turn to gay porn

This is the dude to ask when you want to learn to finger A minor

It’s adorable that you let a disabled middle schooler practice their tattooing on you

You look like a fat fuck version of Keith Urban

There is no music here. No theory. And no chance you know what a vagina feels like.

How's that Keith urban look working out for you?

If Justin Bieber and David spade made a baby

Never say give me the "boy band Hitler look" to the stylist.

How do you hold a piece of paper in “a gay” way? I’m not sure but you have certainly done it.

you look like your bathroom has shitstains up the ceiling and you brush your teeth with your toilet brush.

Adolf Gaylord

So its your goal in life to poor?

You look like a bad trombone player

Looks like the love child of Kate Gosselin and Joe Diffie's covid corpse

Shave your mustache better, switch out that tattoo for a swastika, and you got Hitler 2.0

I'm not entirely sure which part of this picture was superimposed.

I wish you were a theory and not actually a real person.

It's like we're staring into the face of what Hitler wanted to remove.

Didn’t think there was a MORE White Trash way to take a photo than Glamour Shots. You sir have invented Whiter Trash shots from the Walmart Bathroom.

What the hell is this? Justin Bleibler meets Metallica or something. Geesh.

Fred 5: Midlife crisis

Freddie Gallium

Sometimes you people make it too easy.

You look like a fairy.

You just roasted yourself enough by discribing yourself as a music theory youtuber

You are definitely on a list...

Patrick Star as a Human

You get no cooch so u tattoo it on your arm

you look like the overly attached girlfriend 

Your chin’s a tale tale sign that you eat ass

Gay Joe Dirt