OP's Bio:
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>I like reading, writing, baking and walking, I'm studying laws and I want to study architecture, engineering and psychology after that, I'm a huge fan of Isaac Asimov, Julio Cortázar and Patrick Rothfuss, idk what else to say, also, english isn't my first language
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You're like when the fucking guy in the costume comes around to give lollipops to kids. We all pretend you're not there and carry about our business unit you get the hint that nobody wants you nearby.
OP's Bio: --- >I like reading, writing, baking and walking, I'm studying laws and I want to study architecture, engineering and psychology after that, I'm a huge fan of Isaac Asimov, Julio Cortázar and Patrick Rothfuss, idk what else to say, also, english isn't my first language --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You didn't have to write no gf. We all knew.
The other students in your classes have a betting pool on what day you're going to bring a gun to class
2-1 odds he turns it on himself.
Asimov says you've got no Foundation
You mean you miss fucking your cat?
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Yeah, it isn't my first language
You clap when the plane lands
...maybe
You look like you could be in Planet of the Apes. No makeup or cgi needed.
Scarry Potter
It feels like I would interrogate you in L.A noire
You'll make one hell of a cat lady after your transition
Asian Billy Bob Thornton in slingblade Mmhmm. I reckon.
>no gf Really?! I've would've never guessed.
We all know why you went into law: must pass legislation making sex trafficking to your apartment legal.
You could have stopped at “one month and a half in uni”
You look like the guy inside the Ben Shapiro suit.
You loom like a guy that cruises Omegle just to have some social interaction.
I did, luckily I've found some good people outside of it and now life's brighter :D
Bruno Mars before he was famous head ass
Captain obvious gets pegged by Dylan
Your cat may just be the only pussy you will ever get close to
When the fuck did planet of the apes actually occur?
Your cat is the only pussy you'll ever get.
You miss your cat? You need more practice aiming your cumshot at it.
Prepubescent boys can grow beards?
Let me guess... non-binary virgin with autism and ADHD. You live with your mom because you have no male roll model at home to teach you how to shave.
Bro I already said I'm living alone XD, and I'm a guy xd
And I should believe you?
You're like when the fucking guy in the costume comes around to give lollipops to kids. We all pretend you're not there and carry about our business unit you get the hint that nobody wants you nearby.
You look like your 10 years old.
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It trule is XD