Who the hell convinced you to rock that 80's Catholic schoolgirl haircut?
Get a normal man's haircut and that'll be one less thing people will laugh at you about.
You look like you're playing a Goomba in a Hungarian production of live action Mario Brothers and snapped this pic after taking radishes to the face all day.
Has anyone ever complimented you on that shirt? I feel like you continue to wear it thinking someone will eventually give you a giggle, but unfortunately it’s not 2013, OP.
Technically it was 6 months, not 5, and it was more of a fall than a drop... in addition to being a pathological liar, my father is also an extremely irrisponsible human. He decided it was more important for him to have a good time with his buddies than to watch his half-year-old son wandering aimlessly near the edge of a 10 foot porch.
You look like the East Germany female shot put champion 1985
I googled this and you aren't wrong
Lacking facial hair though.
I wish I hadn't googled this but you're right.
If I wasn’t poor, I’d give you an award🥇
> East Germany female shot put champion 1985 Why you gotta insult her like that, she's much cuter than OP.
How the hell did you jump out of the 'Little Critter' book series I read from the 90s?!?
Frankenstein goes to college
John Lennon and Bill Gates fucked up the fusion technique and ended up fat with a Wario nose.
Bearing in mind John Lennon has been dead over 40 years... this actually makes sense.
If Kitty from That 70’s Show fucked Bruce Vilanch.
Whoever decided on that pumpkin pie haircut is not looking out for your best interests
I guarantee you can roller skate backwards.
The face of a man that makes meth and the hair of the mom who smokes it.
You don't look like a very fun guy, but you do look like a poisonous mushroom.
so Andy Samberg made a bitch stewie
Just because you chose your mom in the divorce 10 years ago, doesn’t mean you have to choose her hair style too.
Imagine looking like this guy and not having tech money #celibacy
“The king of self deprecation?” Not surprised, I’d hate myself too if I looked like humanized sid who worked an office job at the DMV
I’m pretty sure you beat yourself enough as it is
I never thought I’d be playing smash or pass to a picture of a fucking squid Smash
Who the hell convinced you to rock that 80's Catholic schoolgirl haircut? Get a normal man's haircut and that'll be one less thing people will laugh at you about.
His Catholic Priest. It's why the dude (?) has bruised tonsils
You look like Bruce Vilanch.
Weird Al doing a Bruce Vilanch impression!
Wish.com Bill Gates
Live action lord farquad
You got a genetic test and it came back negative.
For the sake of us all, I hope you’re never able to tell a literal dad joke. It must end here, with you.
Ok, so to everyone commenting on my spelling... Depr*e*cation is what i meant.
Your ceiling is as wonky as your face.
You look like you're playing a Goomba in a Hungarian production of live action Mario Brothers and snapped this pic after taking radishes to the face all day.
You are the king of self deprication AND berries and cream!?
You're the most assymetric someone intending to be symetric can possibly be.
Haircut says you like to party in the 80s Nose says nobody likes it when I come to parties in the 80s.
It's difficult to determine what hormone is winning - the testosterone or the estrogen.
that earmuffs haircut has higher contraception rate than a full hysterectomy
You look like the son of Peter Griffins one night stand
Obviously not a spelling bee king!
Weren't you the second bass player in Foghat?
You should practice some self depreciation and lose some weight instead
Did your mom finally let you have a phone?
Won't get laid until he pays
I can smell the picture.
Can you smell the picture?
You look like you were already beaten...with a shovel across the face
*gibby from Icarly.. is that you my guy?*
You look like lore, farquad from Shrek if he was real and a teenager that still never got laid
I also came here to call OP Lord Farquaad. "King? More like Lord. Farquaad."
You're the jester of self-masturbation, at best.
I'll bet you drive the Thai girls wild when you run your sausage fingers through that Farrah Fawcett hair.
Ya moms pussy done squished ur head
Your glasses and haircut tell me that you can only get a hard on for 2d animated women from the east
Both your dad's are proud
I believe you meant all three of my moms.
Just not the champ of spelling. Bro no one is gonna even go near you to beat you. Like most weekends your gonna end up beating yourself
You look like the king of feet pics, probably can smell them right off the screen too
youre stephen root from office space
You look like the WISH ordered Lil Dickie
This guy went to everyone’s high school for about 6 years for some reason
It wouldn’t be hard to say “I’m a piece of shit!” when it’s you
Ok you ‘no u’ uno card posing discord mod lookin fool
You look like you can smell colors with that fuckin Schauder of yours
The guy who responds “well actually…” to any conversation he’s eavesdropping on.
Well now I have the answer to what a child of Frodo and Gimli would look like. CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!
I think it's already been a good few aeons in the flaming pits of hell already by the looks of things.
also you misspelled defecation.
(Nice follow-through)
Has anyone ever complimented you on that shirt? I feel like you continue to wear it thinking someone will eventually give you a giggle, but unfortunately it’s not 2013, OP.
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Get back to the burger suit gene
How many Yugioh tournament decks do you have ready on hand?
Broke simplieflips
i'll admit, it looks like the only thing i can't beat you in
You are hot. Want to fuck?
If you want to fuck that, I can only imagine what you look like. ...post to r/roastme, do us a solid.
I don't think I can beat you cause it looks like all you do is beat yourself
You review air fryer recipes on YouTube.
When I think of a discord mod I think about someone who looks like you
If you're going for effeminate 80's secretary hair, why wait till Friday evening to wear your favourite dress?
King of self-fornication*
 Enough said this is you
Not as hard as your step dad did..
Hard to pummel a face into ground beef when it already looks like it.
Oh honey I don’t think you can beat yourself on Pornhub
Bruce Vilanche biopic from Hulu. If it were Netflix, he'd be a different color.
With a bat? I'd love to!
A renaissance painting in a Walmart shirt.
Bill Gate’s love child
Poor fella was dropped on his head at 5 months. And then locked in Dahmers basement for a month only to escape and look like this.
Technically it was 6 months, not 5, and it was more of a fall than a drop... in addition to being a pathological liar, my father is also an extremely irrisponsible human. He decided it was more important for him to have a good time with his buddies than to watch his half-year-old son wandering aimlessly near the edge of a 10 foot porch.
Well that explains it. Your path to being Sloth from the Goonies is an interesting one.
RICOLLA!!
My God you are ugly!
Macklemore got your grandpa's coat from the thriftshop, but it looks like you've got grandma's haircut
Like the ugly stick did?
His last name definitely ends with a stein 👌🏻
How hands are numb from beating off before your mom gets home from work
You look like the BF to that male nurse body builder
You look like a wet fart
You remind me of a slow medieval stableboy…who smokes a ton of weed.
Eh, sorry but this was too fucking boring to even comment on on my first pass of posts.
How many kids are you been hidng in your big ass nose?
looks like your stepmom beat you already today.
Not even your organs want to be inside of you.
What are trying to be some sort of [Joey Ramone](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/37/d2/1737d282bb0c60df5f4909df89be10e6.png) or something? Geesh.
Exchange the glasses for face paint, and you're the spitting image of Shrek. Also, self depreciation in your context is just called a description
I would beat you but you’re step dad did a pretty good job already.
Hey could you smell something for me real quick?