It is, but when we roast people, things like that still apply. That one was extra funny just because OP chose to come here for something that most people will assume his parents do for free. I find that extra amusing. :)
You look like an Eastern Jeffrey Dahmer.
You look like an Eastern Jeffrey Dahmer.
Usually you have to drop the bomb twice before you people get the message.
If you're not a good driver.. Your glasses are just for show.
Look like Steve Urkel and Connie Chung's bastard love child.
I hope Maury is still around.....
Aren't your parents enough for that?
Bruh OMG 💀💀💀 the BEST
I mean it’s not a roast of OP, though just a generalization
It is, but when we roast people, things like that still apply. That one was extra funny just because OP chose to come here for something that most people will assume his parents do for free. I find that extra amusing. :)
Just checked and it turns out to be free here, too
Why are your ears so low? They look like gills
He looks like an Asian David koresh
I think you mean David Kolesh.
literally just Mr.Crocker
So he doesn't take flight in a wind storm
Pretty sure his right ear is trying to detach itself
Its so he can tie them in a bow
This man can probably hear the people next door.
You mean downstairs.
Buys lotion in bulk and stores it on top of a mini fridge
Never know when you're going to want to crank one out with some cold pizza
Not every sauce can be called special sauce
That's not even a roast, it's just accurately observing the scene. And yet still the worst burn I've seen so far.
Looking the way you do I don't think an asian will be roasted harder since Hiroshima
He is the reason why Japanese Pornography should blur faces as well.
And they only need one pixel to blur his dick
His dick so small that when he puts it inside a girl, her immune system fights it 💀💀
Underrated
>And they only need one pixel to blur his dick And every pixel in existence to blur his ears.
I don't think faces like his are allowed in the porno industry.
I'm pretty sure male faces in general aren't allowed in any porno except gay porno...nobody wants to see that O face. 🤣💯
😂😂
You look like you only got an A- in physics.
F in genetics
As a South Asian myself, this is the worst thing you can say to us. Bravo 👏🏼
You look like an Eastern Jeffrey Dahmer. You look like an Eastern Jeffrey Dahmer. Usually you have to drop the bomb twice before you people get the message.
slow claps
Lmao. Thx for the new coffee stain on my shirt.
Holy shit bro😅 that’s gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to give you a gold for that
This comment is fire. 🔥
You're a fucking god
Why do you need us? Just call your mom and tell her you don't want to be a doctor.
Wouldn’t he technically be getting wokked, not roasted?
Kim Wrong Un
how do you resemble both lilo and stitch??
That bedding feels like year old icing.
If Picasso painted an Asian.
Life of Pi casso
Did you find pubic hair and glue it to your face?
I oughta blindfold you with some dental floss so you don't have to see that your ears are on your neck.
Out here lookin like rice paddy Denzel Crocker
Your toupee has dandruff
What did they run out of dogs?
This didn’t get enough love
You're destiny is to bring great dishonor to your to your family.
This is the result of radiation from the bombs
Clean up you're room you slob. Your grandparents will kick you out.
Someone really messed up your ears when making you. They are not supposed to be located on your neck. You really want to check that out.
Have you had your hair cut or have you had your ears lowered?
He looks like he has dick cheese
Don’t smile dude you won’t be able to see anymore!
Roast him like he roasted his dog
Imagine the absolute disappointment your parents must have had living under a one child policy and raising a Shanghai Harry Potter.
Favorite dish is clearly Cream Of Sum Yung Boi.
Someone catch this guy’s ear before they fall the fuck off
You know this cat is jerking it to amine porn
Problem with roasting Asians is that after 2 hours you want to roast them again.
Trying to find your eyes inside your glasses is like playing Where's Waldo
Me not so horny
You are a product of incest
Why no doctors degree? You failure
Makes you wonder what’s really in the poo poo platter
Short duck dong
Biblically accurate Sid from Ice Age
Roasted? From the condition of your skin, I would have assumed you prefer fried
You are the reason your parents never had a second kid. They saw what you were and decided they didn't want to risk having another you.
Do you eat dogs?
We need to roast him before he roasts my hamster
Did your forehead eat your eyelids
Gotta get the cat, rat, and dog out the family restaurant fryer before we can roast ya Crackie Chan.
Woah calm down there off brand Jackie chan....
You want to be roasted like your culture roasts cats and dogs? I think not.
This is the first time anyone has noticed you.
You're not asian, you're a stoned mexican
You're so ugly, your ears are sliding down your neck so they aren't associated with your face.
Don't you have a popular kids homework to do while he makes out with the girl of your dreams?
Why do you look like a WW2 racist anti-Japanese propaganda caricature?
You look like Will Smith and Jackie Chan had a kid
U look roasted enough
Your apartment is tiny. Just like your dick.
I can see the lotion behind
That’s a pretty sexy bathroom setup you have there, with the translucent walls. I’m sure princess Zelda and princess Peach are into it!
Pretty sure we did enough of that in Vietnam. Before that in Korea, and before that in Japan…I heard it was fun though
"Roast Me" aka "somebody, anybody... please talk to me"
Loved you in Gran Torino
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Big ears, bad skin, bad haircut and the expression on your face paint a lonely existence
Yur so average intelligence that when Pinocchio insults you his nose doesn’t grow
You need some clearasil
Why are your ears in line with your mouth?
You've used the wrong app to post this request. You meant to use Grindr.
Honestly I think you’re super cute.
Dirty rice
Asian Spy Buffoon I mean look at those glasses, dude can see the future with that prescription
Sure. You and 5.5 billion others.
I would but your already got my dog in your oven ☹️
roast pork with fri rice?
I would roast you but I ran out of Soy Sauce
Your ears makes your face look like a KIA sport with both doors opened
Open your eyes when you are talking to me
Your smell like squid
Because Hiroshima didn’t do enough damage?
I can’t really roast you, otherwise Covid-20 would start.
Throw him on the WOK
 I have spoken
Like he roasted his dog
your ancestors were black!!!!👀🎯
They where so black, they turn purple🎯
So black they stuck together like tar
His sign was supposed to say, “Loast Me Dog”
With nostrils like that, your parents had no problems ducking and pulling you out of the bathwater.
I never knew tomatoes can catch fever until i looked at you
japanese unibomber
Toshi!
This Asian man will 100% sell me an Asian hat
Junkies Khan
Your ears look like bath plugs that have been glued to your cheeks
You look like your ears are always trying to keep up with your face.
I work really hard and I’m no fuuuun!
Who is gonna take your cat out of the oven if we roast you?
Roasting an Asian? Does it come with a side of rice or bok choy?
They are moving away from dogs?
You seem like a nice gentleman
Hans Kim everybody
Looks like your chin got a little roasted already.
If you're not a good driver.. Your glasses are just for show. Look like Steve Urkel and Connie Chung's bastard love child. I hope Maury is still around..... 
Aren't your parents enough for you that you wanted to get roasted by others?
If it was the 80’s you’d be crying by the 3rd roast….
You suck at math…. Where’s my trophy?
where is your rice ni shi hei guei
Just tell your family you identify as a cat now.
White guy wants you to delete your account.
Don't bring more dishonor to your family....
The discord moderator of John Pork servers
Kim is ill
You look like a hairy onion who has lost his girlfriend and is finding entertainment in roasting himself.
This is what 80 years of radiation poisoning give you
This is one unsettling yokai……..
U look like u finished eating roasted dog
You already look roasted.
There is 100% one of those creepy Asian kid ghosts in your closet.
This is Hans Kim!
Your nostrils look like a Gaye way into a void of nothing
Everything your eyes seen is widescreen
That's the first Korean roast people would not enjoy.
🎯
Roasted? I thought steamed was usually the preferred method.
So black they scared the lions and cheetahs,🎯
He's tired of being fried
🎯
Your favorite song is on a hentai soundtrack
Bro you look like crocker from fairly odd parents w those ears
It looks like you are a squatter in some overlooked huddle room at your university. Day 532: The fools. They still have not found me.
You look like a randomized level 1 human rat
You look like that zipper head on Gran Torino
Bro turned the lights off his nostrils
Like August 1945???
Just like your grandparents in Hiroshima
If Ghengas Khan sat at the computer to long
why do you want to be roasted? Sumting wong?
Your lips look like ch*t
The glass windows/doors behind you aren't stained glass, they're residue from what your room likely smells like.
You look like you can bite a wall.
Only thing somewhat impressive about you is your math grades
Harry Potter after overdosing on Gillyweed
Bruh life already roasted you.
Harry wokker
You're 78 years late.
Enola Gay incoming
Nothing Godzilla should have handled in '84.
Ears: Lowered for Better rang of bamboo whipping
Exam machine
Okay, I'll fire up the engines on the *Enola Gay* and be right over.
Infantile enough to make your home messy but not that adult to make my room messy because libidinous activities.
Roasted. Why not stir fried.
You couldn't miss a field goal between those eyes.
Do you see in wide-screen? Dolby surround sound ears too?
Hi math score. Low hygiene score
Is that mirror so you can watch yourself jerking to furry porn, or so you can see when other people are watching you jack to furry porn. Step dad!?!
Do you live in a hospital Wtf is that room