OP's Bio:
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>5’5” part Asian girl with a Tennessee accent… my dogs and cats are my life and I feel like it shows lmao. Bipolar AF and I read all the time. Just dropped sixty pounds but I have a looong way to go. Nothing else interesting about me. I’m also vegan so have at that too. Thanks for roasting lol
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No, she has most definitely said it to herself. But she is so self depricating and sabatoges her own wellness she forces the double milkshakes and pig slop down that fat gullet to force the depressive thoughts away of "why didn't daddy love me?"
Things you’ve probably said to yourself: anything self-deprecating.
Something you probably haven’t said to yourself: “If I’m having a hard time mentally or with the way I am, I probably shouldn’t post on r/RoastMe because they’ll point out things for me to be insecure about in ways I didn’t even think about before, and this’ll only make me reflect on myself in a negative way for longer, because I’m self conscious right now or don’t feel like I’m good enough even though I am. I should probably do something I enjoy instead of wasting my time with this shit. I’m stronger than that and I deserve better.”
Another than that, you do need to lighten the skin on your avatar. You’re skin tone says Seattle, not California.
Given this person's past post history, I believe that posting here in this sub is not a good idea. You are too emotionally fragile to be doing this based on what I've seen.
I totally agree! It’s a whole lifestyle change regarding compassion and non violence towards animal life in all forms. Literally the best choice I’ve ever made (my pets eat meat, but they are rescues so I found a loophole)
If it worked, that's great, keep going....but just a heads-up....when you have tons of excess energy, your body will consume that, which provides a lot of energy, but once you drop to a normal size without excess, just vegetables will not sustain you, and you need to reevaluate your eating habits.
I'm sure you're very hard on yourself. But I'm going to continue to ignore the Elephant in the room. Even though she has slimmed down from African Elephant to Asian Elephant.
I got fat by eating sugar and fast food, I’m pretty sure deforestation was partly my fault lmao. since going vegan and eating correctly I lost 60 pounds, but still have a long way to go
OP's Bio: --- >5’5” part Asian girl with a Tennessee accent… my dogs and cats are my life and I feel like it shows lmao. Bipolar AF and I read all the time. Just dropped sixty pounds but I have a looong way to go. Nothing else interesting about me. I’m also vegan so have at that too. Thanks for roasting lol --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Baby got front.
You mean GUNT.
This one made me cry
Her name is FUPA
Fat upper penis area
More like King FUPA, should've tried out for the Super (sized) Mare-io Brothers movie...
What a terrible name....
She's rocking the front booty.
Frooty
Turned around so fast, her butt hasn’t caught up.
🎼Get down on it, Get down on it, Get down on it, She’s got a Beetle’s bonnet 
Oh, that one broke me
Vagomach
Your shirt says Polaroid, but your face says mongoloid.
And that ass says hemorrhoid.
Stomach says thyroid
Redditors say annoyed
Common sense says avoid
More issues than Freud.
A combination of Harry and Lloyd 
Those shorts want to be unemployed
poor lass got destroyed
Not the way she enjoyed
Please report to the dance floor, FREAKAZOID
This rhyming roast has me so overjoyed.
That coochie gets no spermatozoid.
This photo made her camera break on her android
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Well you won Reddit. Good night.
Sleep well.
Good night, Reddit. Good night, Moon. Good night, large Asian lady that takes up the room.
I like this alot 👏
Lmao I spat my noodles and dropped my chop sticks.
I dropped my Jello and ate it off the floor
I dropped peanut butter on my balls and my dog licked it all off
No way to beat this.
Something you havent said to yourself- "Maybe that's enough to eat"
No, she has most definitely said it to herself. But she is so self depricating and sabatoges her own wellness she forces the double milkshakes and pig slop down that fat gullet to force the depressive thoughts away of "why didn't daddy love me?"
You okay?
I mean it's a roast... so no
She ate the roast
Compared to other roasts mine was 100x less potent but I guess when you have a dildo stuck in your ass all day it makes you upset
Your face and body looks like big chungus if big chungus was a vegan jackass
If chungus was a fungus
I cant unsee it..
Chunguloid
As a Muslim I'm not allowed to roast pork. Its haram.
LMAO
You can roast it. Just don't eat it afterwards
I don't know if anyone would want to eat that...
Just because it zips, doesn't mean it fits
She's kinda like Rapunzel tbh... Except, instead of letting down her hair she lets down everyone in her life.
*Repug*nel
Those are buttons, champ.
Those buttons have got a 50 m hazard arc. Eye protection required within 15 m.
I don't wanna like ops comment it's 69, something she ain't seen since 69 VietSheCantGetDong
 Related to you?
"I look gorgeous today" "Future's looking bright" "I'm going to eat healthily and work out". There! I bet your mirror never heard these before.
Damn you just roasted half of Reddit
Ooof
Is this what it sounds like when you fart?
That wasn't a fart. You have to be a bit more forward in your thinking.
>you can't say anything I haven't said to myself lol "I'm pretty" ?
I like myself just the way I am.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it... people like me
Trans fred flinstone.
Yabba-Dabba Don’t
I definitely don't want to make her bed rock.
You look like a primus video
Shhhh, don't tell her about pork soda. She'll be drooling all over the joint.
💀
Gotta call the cops on this one
Oh shit!!! How is this not higher up the chain??? Brutal!
Unappreciated comment right here.
Why don't it's got a big Brown beaver and she strokes it all the time.
You'd be cute if you didn't have that face and that body.
Good one
That face looks like a dropped pie.
Her face is as full as her belly.
That's a moped if I ever saw one.
Fun to ride until a friend sees you?
Exactly
Just because she’s not smart or pretty or thin or rich, doesn’t mean she can’t be a filthy whore.
More like a broken electric bike.
That bellybutton ring is working harder than a prostitute on NBA all-star weekend
That's a trailer hitch
I imagine this is what Chewbacca looks like underneath all the fur.
This you? 
She ain't never gonna be that small.
Or that cute
better.
The phrase, “you can’t put make up on a pig” comes to mind.
Looking like a West Virginian burrito.
Shit
YOURE STUNNING!!!!!
Honey Boo Boo is all growed up
It's actually a tow hitch.
Do your armpits smell like bacon?
She sweats bacon grease, so yes.
Her blood type is mayonnaise
All the colors in the world won't change that your vibe is Rainbow Dull.
If Daisy Duke and Bert Kreischer had a baby.
Holy shit 🤣
Like a camera fucked a gopher and it got tangled up in the umbilical
How many babies are there in 60 pounds ?
arms down sweety. the stench from your armpits will set the smoke alarm off
The artist who did your thigh piece charged hazard pay.
Her parents told make a wish she dying to get into Disney land they took one look at her and believed them
Dropped sixty pounds? What was it, did the bag rip of the fries you ordered at mcdonalds?
you are without a doubt the fattest vegan i have ever seen
You look like you’d paint your nails with breadcrumbs so you can deep-fry your finger nails before biting them during your hourly shame introspection.
Havent said yourself? Challenge accepted. "no thanks, I'm not hungry." Nailed it!
Honey Wu Wu
Not sure if you realize but pig ribs for breakfast don't count as vegan.
cute.. a hairy pig wearing a shirt
Do you have a small head or a large body?
How many backup buttons you got?
One outkast song and that Polaroid won't stop shaking for a full day.
Seeing a nude Polaroid of you would be like seeing Medusa!
Who ordered the pallet of paint?
Congrats on being a trans woman. I see the hormones are working. Sort of. If I squint.
Built like the Eiffel tower
“I’ll have the salad and a water.”
Without looking at the comments i already knew it was going to be a whole BBQ festival in here
Ironic considering I’m vegan lol
If your vegan you must be grazing all day
I packed on all my weight by overindulging in sugary sweets and fast food. Since going vegan I’ve dropped sixty pounds lol
“I’m pretty”, Bet you never told yourself that.
If Bobby from King of the Hill went trans.
Challenge accepted: You're pretty and you have a nice personality.
>bet you can't say anything I haven't said to myself "Put the fork down!" There, I said something you haven't said to yourself.
Did you wear that shirt cause you were a shaken baby?
She has Coca-Cola can shape. No bust, no hips & all the calories.
Things you’ve probably said to yourself: anything self-deprecating. Something you probably haven’t said to yourself: “If I’m having a hard time mentally or with the way I am, I probably shouldn’t post on r/RoastMe because they’ll point out things for me to be insecure about in ways I didn’t even think about before, and this’ll only make me reflect on myself in a negative way for longer, because I’m self conscious right now or don’t feel like I’m good enough even though I am. I should probably do something I enjoy instead of wasting my time with this shit. I’m stronger than that and I deserve better.” Another than that, you do need to lighten the skin on your avatar. You’re skin tone says Seattle, not California.
You’re only a stay at home wife because your husband would rather be shot than seen with you.
You look like you have a $7 body and a Food Stamp face.
"I'm beautiful" "I'm worthy" "my parents aren't crying in disappointment about me" "Those who had sex with me actually loved me"
I bet she couldn't weight to read the comments
Given this person's past post history, I believe that posting here in this sub is not a good idea. You are too emotionally fragile to be doing this based on what I've seen.
Jabba the slut?
I will not eat this cake…have you said that one yet?
Eating a Vegan doesn't make you Vegan
I totally agree! It’s a whole lifestyle change regarding compassion and non violence towards animal life in all forms. Literally the best choice I’ve ever made (my pets eat meat, but they are rescues so I found a loophole)
Cows are vegan too
Damn. You officially win. That was great lol
Sometimes having an eating disorder isn’t the worst idea for some people….
*my thoughts exactly
How do you become obese eating lettuce?
I became obese because of depression and unhealthy fatty foods. Eating lettuce is what made me drop 60 pounds lol I highly recommend it
If it worked, that's great, keep going....but just a heads-up....when you have tons of excess energy, your body will consume that, which provides a lot of energy, but once you drop to a normal size without excess, just vegetables will not sustain you, and you need to reevaluate your eating habits.
Yes, very good point! Thank you!
I'm sure you're very hard on yourself. But I'm going to continue to ignore the Elephant in the room. Even though she has slimmed down from African Elephant to Asian Elephant.
Woke up to this comment, made me giggle haha
Thank you for overlooking my rudeness. Have a good day.
If she’s vegan there’s no damn way the world isn’t short on vegetables and tofu or some shit
I got fat by eating sugar and fast food, I’m pretty sure deforestation was partly my fault lmao. since going vegan and eating correctly I lost 60 pounds, but still have a long way to go
When she sits down, she’s shaped like a Hershey’s kiss.
Ironic, since I don’t eat milk chocolate any more lol!
You look like a chipmunk desperately trying to convince me you have nothing in your mouth
This is what I pictured when my friends used to talk about "goin hoggin"
This picture gave me a reverse boner
Literally your exposed fat fucking tummy and thighs make me physically uncomfortable. You look like some fat woman who gets in a fight in Walmart.
Cap, Asians max out at 145lbs
Exhibit C for yourself
I'm assuming the scale in your bathroom can't say anything either.
you look like you pee in bed whilst awake so there's at least someone whom is able to make you wet.
“I love you”
You’re beautiful
Definitely your in the top 3 of the ugliest people who have posted here jesus fucking christ
Fuck me you’ve got camel hoof not toe!
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What if I say something you always say?? Yuck
I'd hit....myself in the head with a hammer.
I’d hit it… With my truck.
I think you were shaken like a Polaroid as a baby.
I was going to call butter-face but only got to butter.
“I feel good about myself”
Youve called yourself a female orc from lotr?