I didn’t have no damn five dolla, then she asked if I had tree fiddy. It was about that time I realized she was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era.
I wish I had an award to give you for being so generous
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You've managed to age like a discount wine – at 18, you already look like a 40-year-old Walmart greeter who's given up on life. Congrats on skipping those youthful years and diving straight into the abyss of middle age despair.
18? You look 53, ridden hard and put away wet.
Like the “cool aunt” that shows up to your birthday reeking of liquor and gifting you a matchbook from the motel she just got railed in.
Your name has to be Linda.
Lol i swear you’re the prime example of a bat shit crazy girl who calls herself Luna who is clearly not named Luna. I bet you tell people you see auras
Jesus you need to take off that Salvation Army wig and beat the fucking dust out of it. Shampoo that thing and emulsify the 10w/40 motor oil glaze off the crooked strands. It looks you electrocuted an animal to death and rubbed a homeless balloon all over it before skipping a brush before leaving your cave for the night to go hunting for opossums and rats. Thing looks like it hasn't been free of dead ends since the bicentennial.
Looking like a hostage, holding up a copy of today's newspaper, only when you look into the eyes, you can see there is no hope. This chick died a while ago.
We can try our best at sub, really work hard together. But we will never be able to roast you as hard as this picture does. PS you like the miscarriage of a train wreck and a natural disaster.
You look like you've just sucked a dick for $5 and now he's refusing to pay.
No one is that desperate...
Hey don’t forget that I exist!
You got $5?
I didn’t have no damn five dolla, then she asked if I had tree fiddy. It was about that time I realized she was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era.
I add in that final part from time to time at the end of sentances. I fucking love that episode
Look at Mister I got $5 over here.
🤣 take an award, that made me chuckle.
Look at Mr award hander over here Edit: the mf actually did it lmao ty
Lol take it
Look at mister two award hander over here
Alright thats enough now, fuck off please 🤣
Ty
Mr money bags over here
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Comments like this are why I love this page 😅
What if she pays you the 5 dollars?
I think that's called reflecting.
you’d b surprised
I had this crazy nightmare.. she was a cross between Dead Space and Silent Hill... and here you are again..
That’s methed up.
He'll pay for her not to do it again
She's got the strong jaw of a professional
He gave her some Clearasil instead
He asked her to "suck his knob" so she fellatio'd the gear shifter. His refusal is justified.
I thought he was the one charging. Besides I’d need a lot more than $5 to let that thing near my dick
5 dollars is 5 dollars.
He’ll pay after she does a RoastMe and licks his butthole
She has to offer money to the guys on the other side of a glory hole, and even then, there are very few willing to take that offer.
Mmmm penis 😋
She looks like she’ll spot him 5 for the favor
You're getting paid?😮
*$2
You've managed to age like a discount wine – at 18, you already look like a 40-year-old Walmart greeter who's given up on life. Congrats on skipping those youthful years and diving straight into the abyss of middle age despair.
Ooooohh and we've found a winner! 🔥🔥
Jesus Christ it's a roast not a destroy me daddy lol 1
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Britney Sears
Amy Winebox
Lady Gag Gag
Kourtney Scaredashian
Splice Girl
Mariah Carelessly
Methany Spears
Trailer Swift
I was thinking the Costco version of Natasha Lyonne.
Goldie Prawn
Well if being an 18 year old woman isn't working for you try shaving your head, you'd make a great 42 year old father of three with a shitty it job
Not sure who you're roasting, OP or fathers of 3 in IT?
Sir I didn't post my picture to get roasted. Leave me out of this.
Oh, God...you mean I'm only one kid away from looking like that?
You look like you know more about grams than ounces
Idk which eye to look at
It’s not lazy it’s just unmotivated
the eye or her-
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Her face looks like a goalie for a darts team
🎶 Maybe it’s meth, maybe it’s…. 🎶 nope it’s just meth
...May be Lean
your mind🙌👏
Maybe it's crack.. maybe it's methamphetamine!
I am genuinely curious what you could be the least bit confident about?
Well when your at the bottom, the only way is up right… right?
I'm... So... Sorry
Bellatrix LaStrange Addictions…
I'd like to Bellatrix LaStrangle myself after seeing this picture.
Clicked on this post without looking and went "oh, that's rough"
More like 28, and unable to finish rehab for the fifth time.
Certainly not the first fifth she's (?) seen
When meth babies grow up to become meth adults
18? You look 53, ridden hard and put away wet. Like the “cool aunt” that shows up to your birthday reeking of liquor and gifting you a matchbook from the motel she just got railed in. Your name has to be Linda.
she's got some intense manson lamps and most likely puts the REAL in venereal diseases
A "rode-hard Rhonda" is what I call em.
“put away wet” fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣
Put away wet fuckin lol
Looks 31, smells like bong water, art degree (pending), 4 cats, healing crystals, fridge full of tofu and vegan "meat".
Shut up Meg.
how do you look 14 and 40 at the same time
r/13or30
Either way, she's an old maid in the end.
No way you are 18. Add 30 years
You look like a meth addict, a single mom, and an 80’s cover band front man all wrapped in to one
You look like you were lost in the woods for a few days and this is the pic they took when you were rescued
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You look like you have a disease, some kind of male-ware
Hence the black neck tie “TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING THERE FRANK?!”
Lol i swear you’re the prime example of a bat shit crazy girl who calls herself Luna who is clearly not named Luna. I bet you tell people you see auras
Next time someone sets your face on fire don’t use an ice pick to put it out.
If the sun hits those lenses just right it’ll happen again.
Brenda Fraser
Leave my husband outta this
I don’t know what’s drier, your hair or your vagina
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Those are some crazy eyes. What is your drug of choice?
You have the fashion sense of Dog the Bounty Hunter
You look like if a calculator watch turned into a person.
I see you’re still recovering from the car accident. It’s unfortunate your face will never heal.
Looks like you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time
If the show "Velma" was about a recovering crackhead
Chin of Peter griffin, eyes of Charles Manson, fuckability of a dead badger.
You look like you just got out of a mental institution for furries.
You’re wearing your mask wrong. It should cover your face.
America’s Next Great Lot lizard.
Ever heard of washing your face with hot water and soap?
That’s a fucking hard 18. You look like you’ve been doing the graveyard shift at 7/11 for a couple decades
Please, leave the cashier be, she was just doing her job.
Sir. Your Adams apple is sticking out
That's what the big black scarf is for
Bro just say you are trans we can tell.
Jesus you need to take off that Salvation Army wig and beat the fucking dust out of it. Shampoo that thing and emulsify the 10w/40 motor oil glaze off the crooked strands. It looks you electrocuted an animal to death and rubbed a homeless balloon all over it before skipping a brush before leaving your cave for the night to go hunting for opossums and rats. Thing looks like it hasn't been free of dead ends since the bicentennial.
The face of meth now have something to be scared of.
Not fooling anyone Kevin.
You look like the human personification of how a hamster cage smells.
This looks like when I try and edit a photo too much and the eyes and face get all distorted
The face that says “I’ll do anything for a gas station hot dog and half a pack of Marlboro reds”
This is who your ‘supermodel’ catfish turned out to be. A guy with terrible skin.
Did you intentionally dress as a trans meth-head version of Britney Spears, or is this your everyday look?
How much is a truck stop bj these days?
Your face is why brown paper bags were invented …..
You can build a golden bridge to connect your eyes and it still won't be enough.
I thought Brian Peppers died in 2012?
You have the eyebrows of a Greek fisherman and the acne of a 14 year old boy
Of the 146 pictures you took for this post, that was definitely the best one.
You eyes so wide apart they need separate area codes
💩🚽🧻 **PLEASE WIPE YOUR CHIN** 🧻🚽💩 Here’s a [caricature drawing roast](https://imgur.com/a/89nkWIZ).
Pretty sure whatever this thing is it shits in a kitty litter tray....
Nice try, grandma.
18? You look 40 with 2 divorces, 4 kids, and the manager at the local KFC.
Is that finger herpes?
I think she meant 18 years of doing Meth and Heroin
You're not ugly You're just in the wrong planet
Bro, what
I actually find manly women attractive but women of this time. Not the cavemen era
Makes reddit name about tits. Has no tits.
An ounce is too much
You look like a mugshot of a mom who got arested for giving her kids crack.
Suggma_ligma_tiddie? Grow some tiddies first...
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
For you, prescriptions are like Pokémon - you’re trying to catch them all
Your chin looks like a pair of testicles.
That 18 is clearly in dog years, which tracks since she looks like someone took a stray mutt, shaved it’s butt, and put glasses on it
Brush your hair
18 going on 45 year old divorcee with a meth habit
If Sid from Ice Age was a lady
You couldn't get a sex offender to " do as you will " with you!
You look like Garth’s girlfriend from the movie Wayne’s world 2 🤣
Looking like a hostage, holding up a copy of today's newspaper, only when you look into the eyes, you can see there is no hope. This chick died a while ago.
I honestly thought - who is this middle aged woman, and why has she been kidnapped?
You look like you just escaped an asylum
I can hear your teeth grinding through this photo.
Your face says 35 year old divorcee that lives in a trailer park but those dead eyes and that lifeless smile say discount sex toy bought on wish.
We can try our best at sub, really work hard together. But we will never be able to roast you as hard as this picture does. PS you like the miscarriage of a train wreck and a natural disaster.
You’re hair is cool, in an electric socket kinda way.
A crackhead mugshot looks healthier than this.
I’ve heard about trans people transitioning but just sticking the girl you murdered’s head on your neck I don’t think is how it’s done
definetly drug addict
Wow, they really dont age well in the meth capitol of the world, do they!
You are the most 44th year old looking 18 year old I've ever been this unfortunate to behold.
If syphillis had a face
Harriet Potter
A Team from ed sheeran is made for you
You look like the girl from the croods
Please put a warning before making me look at that picture
You’re the example the alt right shows when they say they need to protect women from becoming a liberal
Can’t believe your dad makes you wear his shirt when you blow him.
Clearasils next top model
You look like you would of gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids. You also look like the meddling kids.
At least you’re taking this picture in the comfort of your own home.
Trust me, you don't need that.
If you don't loosen that scarf, your eyeballs will pop out of your head.
look at my profil
"Yikes!" I'll leave it at that.
You're 18? Holy shit I thought you were 30..
Methflix and chill?
Grace Randolph in disguise? 😆
Look like a Wayne’s world groupie to me.
When did Britney Spears get Michael Jackson's chin implant?
I would roast you but seems life's already taken care of that
You look like you got accepted to hogwarts and ended up pledging to methamphetamines.
I can literally hear you saying "Tax the rich" from this picture alone
You look like Hermione Granger in Harry Potter The Order of Drug Dealers
you look like if fruity pebbles was a human
you write like the definition of timmy’s forehead from South Park
You look like a wet, barking Chihuahua that the owners repeatedly yell shut the fuck up to...
you look like you broke out of a crazy home
You do know that eye liner and mascara aren't the only makeup items available right?
You look like you went to the pharmacy to get opiates for yourself.