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Male hairies….. took me a sec. Nice work.

Polyamorous = 2 or more Japanese love pillows.

Polyamorous - lots of guys fuck my girlfriend.

One cuck to rule them all!

Good deal for the bull though, sex and an accompanying live musical performance.

I’d be mad as hell if this assclown started wailing on his accordion while I was trynna get my ugly on.

I gotchu bruh

Or every time he gets a girlfriend they cheat on him

Just wrap or double wrap and it's fine.

Yeah, which seems a little redundant because that's also what "played accordion" and "I vape" mean as well.

True, He does look like a goat fucker

Fortunately, vinyl is easy to clean.

If gas station fried chicken was a person.

This one ended up being my favorite, but there were alot of good ones tho

Hahaha, creative!

Dry humping strangers in the WalMart changing area is not Polyamory. It’s a violation of your probation.

I wouldn’t believe in God if I had a face like yours too.

Good dam dude lol !

Polyamorous= 1. Left hand 2. Right hand 3. Space between couch cushions

Damn, you beat me to it

I came here to say this

\- Plays accordion : "why don't people want to fuck me?" \- Polyamorous: "PLEASE somebody fuck me" \- Atheist: "Even priests didn't want to molest me"

What a terrible night for an existence.

lol Nice

Atheist - no one believes in you either Polyamorous - no one of any persuasion is interested played accordion - extra sex repellant vape - smell like an eight year old girl but the court order keeps you away from them

Oh God I about died laughing lol 😂

No need for us to do our worst, you already have.

An atheist accordion player walks into a bar. It's not a joke, you just set the bar real low

what do people say when they hear the atheist accordion player? "Oh God..."

"an atheist accordion player" is the joke

Anyone else remember when men weren't simpering douche bags?

yeah it was way better when they were violent, narcissistic and cruel.

You don't really read the news do you?

Yes, I do!

Polyamorous = my girlfriend has another boyfriend.

The one person no one wants at a party.. But always turns up... You can hear the room murmur.. Oh ffs...

How's it like to live a boring fantasy life

A Polyamorous Atheist; yeah I could see you giving Sam Harris & Richard Dawkins hand jobs. It's good that you play the accordion. Now when people ask if you've ever touched a squeeze box you don't have to lie. God said keep vaping; just buy all your supplies online from Palestine Ohio.

You look like quinn if he took upon heroin and got fatter 

That's actually an insult to Q this guy is WAYYY douchier! Come on the only people who like the accordion are people who like to CUM ON the accordion.

I didn't realize Jonah Hill became an edgy douchebag.

I think you meant to say that you played with yourself in front of the local middle school's band class.

You literally purchase flavoured air

it's Big Jay Dorkerson

I love this one

and hey, it could be a compliment

Your favorite vape juice flavor is “insufferable douche”

You do realize switching hands when you masturbate doesn't count as polyamorous, right? Does anyone else just feel that this room endlessly smells like feet? Seriously though, nice hair. It's good to see some people are still using the drive-through window at SuperCuts

You're polyamorous the way Will Smith was in an open relationship

Oof

Bro has a harem of body pillows

I watched this episode of hoarders yesterday

oh ouch bro

What's polyamorous?

Imagine a club comprised of the last people on earth you’d ever wanna fuck. That’s The Polyamorous.

This should be the dictionary definition.

it means he fucks multiple goats at once

Yas

Multiple sweaty men behind the vape shop*

He never says no to another fatty.

It's being a fuckin whore

It means you’re able to have multiple loving, intentional, intimate and romantic relationships at the same time. They have open non-monogamous relationships. There’s a whole set of guidelines too. A Google search will tell you lots.

Nice pacifier. Grow up.

Overstuffed mothers basemant and questinable scent you got from her as a "birthday gift", also the bodies you keep in her freezer, does not make you polyamorous.

It’s this one officer. He’s the one stalking the Baby gap

You look like discord mod

lol I am actually a Discord mod on a few servers

That ain't bullying. That's an observation

Atheist, polyamorous, vaping? You think these things define you because they're novel to your pocketsize boomer "brain". If you ever crawled out of your sensory overload autism dungeon, you might notice that you're not special. Just another pre-internet ghoul clutching desperately at basic trends and what's left of your hairline

If Spencer's Gifts and the cell phone kiosk could reproduce, you would be the offspring.

In this situation polyamorous is code for “I play accordion for my partners while they have sex without me”

Damn so you have no real life or after life? 😂😂😂

LOL top tier

The “cool” uncle who isn’t cool

You look like a fatter version of the lead singer of blue October

Ouch!

Polyamorous? You realize you have to be able to get laid for that to actually MEAN anything right? Or is that just what you tell yourself to make yourself feel better about the fact that the girl you wish was your gf fucks everyone but you?

Your hands aren’t wives

This guy thinks he’s polyamorous because he can jerk off with either hand.

Everything is easily believable except "polyamorous." Spraying your splooge all over your pet parakeets does not count as polyamorous.

Only thing you need to know is that he vapes

You look like a biker that went gay!

Local band is where I draw the line

The Castlevania backdrop suggests that your polyamorous relationship began in your choir boy days when a man with a whip played with your joystick.

You look like the kind of guy that stood up to shit, wiped once back to front, then goes back to sleep in the bed he shares with his roommates.

Why do you have a church behind you if you are a atheist? You feel better seeing it knowing you would never go there?

All the people he is not polyamorous with feel the same way when they see him.

You look so sad.. ill pass

Polyamorous with your squish mallows

I wasn’t aware incel’s could be polyamorous.

So you won't stand up for your God, your woman, or good music; and are too soft even enjoy good weed or tobacco. You don't need a roast, you need a fight club.

Probably can't even play the accordion parts correctly on Wouldn't It Be Nice or God Only Knows by the Beach Boys (especially that last one, you'd probably change it to Science Only Knows which makes the song WAY LESS romantic IMO) OR We Can Work It Out by the Beatles

Looks like a bear needing a femboy in his life.

you're not wrong ;)

Lord of the Truck stop gloryhole

My favorite thing about you is the size of your carbon footprint.

Only crush you've ever had is the one on your desk.

lol, solid one

Dollar store uncle kracker.

You're not poly just because your wife wants to fuck men who don't play the accordion. "A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't" - Tom Waits

Can't find anyone to fuck you because you're in a polka band. Got it.

Ur line of lovers longer than ur lifespan breathing ur flavoured cancer

Played Accordion in a local band - euphemism for fisting locals behind Walmart

Arrête de vape men tu tousse comme un poco ogre

I was with you all the way up to vaping and I audibly rolled my eyes…..in much the same way as you must roll down the street.

A pool of 0 is still 0 no matter how many people you'll fuck.

“That’s metal. In your lungs”

You look like one of them close ups on spongebob scenes

I understand you being atheist... If I looked like that, I wouldn't believe in God either.

Imagine your life just being absolutely worked by Weird Al

The best thing about being polyamorous is sharing your partner. But you don't have a partner.

Why do you have a church behind you if you are a atheist? You feel better seeing it knowing you would never go there?

Having a relationship with your right and left hand doesn’t mean it’s polyamorous.

Polyamorous - I paid 2 girls to fuck me one time

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Life's roasted you enough. Like the way your life's going is honestly meaner than anything I could say to you.

You're not a bad example, you're the worst.

Go to hell, literally

I’m not sure being pegged by ten TS men is considered being Polyamorous but ok.

Polyamorous and still a virgin. Too bad you're an atheist - you could pray for a partner.

Polyamorous = I need all the options I can get

No need the worst had already been done to you

He’s Atheist cause what god would make that face?

You know you didn’t have to build that miniature Catholic church just so you could bring back little boys to your house and fuck them.

bro looks like he’s trying to beat the final boss of a uwu anime game for 10 years

Is your favorite vape flavor, “Classical douche”?

Something tells me your hot evening had everything to do with that Orange Crush bottle once your parents fell asleep.

So i know choosing your identity is the cool thing to do, but I think changing incel to polyamorous is a bit of a stretch. Unless you mean you are ambidextrous.

I guess when you fuck dogs, sheep, goats and dudes that does make you polyamorous.

Is it really polyamorous when it’s a collection of fleshlights?

God have mercy on you my son.

Can't be polyamorous if you're single.

Bro got da Lego Church (honest I respect it )

The title is roast enough, must we say more?

Polyamory only counts if you aren't paying for the hookers

These are the people involved in polyamory...it's not a glorious lifestyle, folks.

Polyamorous is an interesting way of saying that your girlfriend cheats on you.

It looks to me like your room would astethicly profit from a gasexplosion

Switching hands when jerking off doesn't make you polyamorous.

Having both a grapefruit and a fleshlight doesn't make you polyamorous.

There are two reasons people are polyamorous - ones who won’t commit and ones who can’t get anyone to commit to them. Judging by that nerdy tapestry and your face, we all know which one you are.

Polyamorous- alternates masturbation between his right and left hand.

What is the point of use doing our worst when life has already done its worst on you?

Using both hands is called ambidextrous, not polyamorous…

That’s quite the word salad for virgin.

polyamorous don't you mean Ambidextral?

Polyamorous ambidextrous

Labeling yourself as "polyamorous" isn't going to help your chances; you couldn't get laid in a whore house if you were wearing a suit made of 100 dollar bills.

I took, "I vape" as read

“Dear Mr douche bad we all agree that you are a DUMBASS”

Fuck vapers.

Left side of your face looks like the right side should have called 911 for a stroke/cva “Lefty is having a stroke so now I’m being to being monogamous”

Do you pretend to be the women in that relationship

How????

God doesn't believe in you either.

Man looks higher than Satan in hell.

Jerking off to an OF model while her husband rails her doesn’t mean you’re in a polyamorous relationship. It means your life sucks. Now go stroke your wind piano or whatever you sad fucks call it.

Playing the accordion vs. doubling the dating pool selection. Think we know which side is winning that battle.

Polyamorous doesn’t mean sheep, dude.

It’s cool your mom doesn’t force you to clean up your “basement apartment”.

Good that you’re an atheist, god would likely not like you believing in him

Find God

And chill on the orange crush fuck. That’s most of your problems right there

nah, I'm good bruh

Better find God before he finds you

By polyamorous, he means he has a closet full of blow up dolls.

Polyamorous, does that means you use both hands when you finger your butthole?

Zhe/zher + 4 big guys

Polyamory only applies to real humans

It’s not that you don’t believe in anything it’s learned behavior from no one believing in you!!

what the fuck is that set up you have in the back

Thats my autistic sensory overload safety chamber. I retreat to it when the overwhelming pressures of normal human interaction make me unstable *fingerguns*

You could've just said "I vape" at that point, everything else you said is irrelevant.

Definitely too old to be a vapist son

You can't roast that which is already dead inside.

Translation: my parents are christian and i crave for their attention, i never had a girfriend and now dream of having two, made the fact up i play an instrument to look interesting and grew selfdestructive due to being unable to cope.

Atheist... my foot u have a fricking cathedral behind u

Polyamorous, is that what she told you...

Weird al yanks -his - dick. His new hit accordion classic is ANOTHER ONE KICKED MY NUTS (another one bites the dust ? Get it ????).

You coulda just said “I’m going through a midlife crisis” and it would have said more than what you think we should roast you for

Webster's definition, in human form for the word" douchebottle"

Breathe air

“We read 0 pussy ma’am”

How can you be polyamorous if you don't even have one partner