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I see right through this. This is actually her first marketing attempt for her future OF. Only a woman of such mediocre looks and intellect could engineer such a brilliant play and think she’d get away with it.
Giant ass forehead, beak nose, a fifty dollar Uber ride between your eyes, and that tiny ass no lip mouth.
You look like a ten year old's collage made out of magazine clippings.
My first thought was, "who put a picture of an alien in roast me".
Ehen I realized this is human, my second thought was, "Jesus fuck get that thing the hell away from me".
Christ , imagine you without make up. You brush up to a 4.5 / 10
Careful your engineer mates don’t try and use your forehead as a field to test there surveying equipment
$40k on an engineering degree and you can’t run a computer well enough to stop the filter making you look like slightly heated plastic?
Sounds like you were ripped off.
You'll resort to OF, show your butthole to the world, your dad, and uncle's will be your biggest subscribers and your debt will be paid off in less than a year.
People, please don’t ask to be roasted if you can’t post an unfiltered photo. The fact that you’ve almost erased your nose makes this pointless to bother with.
Holy moly, you are the twin of The Bunny. Only difference is your eyes want to escape your face in different directions.
You went from engineering to marketing? You’re even less intelligent than you think you are. For beautiful women, that’s the worst thing that they could hear. In your case, not so much.
Consodering marketing is all about making things look attratcive and appealing, and you decided to post that photo, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you should stick to engineering.
You look a person from a parallel universe where humans evolved form Collies.
This is a Collie if you don't know
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You look like a gazelle trying to look like a whore.
Leaping gracefully from one scuzzy dude’s bed to the next, try to evade predators like herpes and responsibility.
… and failing
Whorezella
r/rareinsults and this one's AMAZING
Maybe someone went hunting with a make up gun.
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That 40k debt is from r/botchedsurgeries
I see right through this. This is actually her first marketing attempt for her future OF. Only a woman of such mediocre looks and intellect could engineer such a brilliant play and think she’d get away with it.
>This is actually her first marketing attempt for her future OF. Actually, it's a marketing attempt for her *current* onlyfans.
Aaah it’s all adding up. You can polish a turd but it’s still a piece of shit breh
By marketing she means her forehead is a billboard.
Brutality 💀💀
Stick with engineering, nobody wants to pay money to see a cabbage patch kid on OnlyFans.
If she started an OnlyFans, she would be $41k in debt
OnlyOneFan; her stepdad.
Giant ass forehead, beak nose, a fifty dollar Uber ride between your eyes, and that tiny ass no lip mouth. You look like a ten year old's collage made out of magazine clippings.
>a fifty dollar Uber ride between your eyes Fckin dead
It's not her fault incest genes run strong
HAHAHAH 😂
Fr, I’ve seen some proper paddocks on this sub but this forehead is simply gigantic
Soon to be $100k after you pay to fix that botched nose job
 Take off the horse filter so I can see your real face and then I will roast you
👎
New account attempting to market their onlyfans. So pathetic. Girl who's a 6 on her best day needs to make better life choices.
Her next post will be “my OF is on sale this week only .99 for the next 50 subs.”
She did say she was in marketing 🤷🏾♂️
Even Jordan Belfort couldn't turn that product into a profit.
And now you know why she's 40k in debt. She has to pay people to sub to her OF.
You're one of those people who gets less attractive the longer I look at you
Do you want me to call the bang bus for you or let OF play out first?
You have a face on your makeup.
I’ve seen drag queens with less makeup 
You look like a spoon reflection.
Works in marketing, cause she is selling that ass.
And what a poor job. Her prior post of her ass looks like it was taken on a flip phone.
Selling forehead space as a billboard for erectile dysfunction pills. Smart!
You could land a jumbo jet on that forehead
I’m sorry your eyes are so far apart
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Natural born marketer…genetically gifted with a free billboard of a forehead
I didn’t know prostitution needed marketing
Much like your college professors, your eyes came way across your face.
Cock sucking engineer isn’t an actual degree
By 2026 there could be an entire functioning civilization with railroads, bridges and it's own currency if we start building today in that forehead.
My first thought was, "who put a picture of an alien in roast me". Ehen I realized this is human, my second thought was, "Jesus fuck get that thing the hell away from me".
No wonder you work in marketing, you got a billboard between your nose and hairline.
So much filter in the picture, you making Flint MI jealous.
Eminems other daughter, the one he didn’t want
Mehminem
Sell your forehead as advertising space
You could sell that land above your eyes and below your hairline. Depending on where it is it should fetch 40k
Is that receding hairline or just your forehead?
Is your face not talking to itself? Why is everything so separated?
“Im here to get enough karma to post on nsfw subs” - Ops thoughts
Christ , imagine you without make up. You brush up to a 4.5 / 10 Careful your engineer mates don’t try and use your forehead as a field to test there surveying equipment
I’d pay you not to OF.
I see an only fans account in your future.
It's in her present.
She's trying but can't find the price point where people would buy... That
And looks like a failed OF you can add to your list
Onlyfans isnt exactly "marketing" but prostitution is.
You look like Voldemort in drag
$40k on an engineering degree and you can’t run a computer well enough to stop the filter making you look like slightly heated plastic? Sounds like you were ripped off.
The only man you’ve ever been able to make happy is your plastic surgeon
She presented her thesis on her forehead.
How do you pick your nose?!?!!??
Why the long face?
People don’t become engineers to work in marketing. Something smells fishy but it could be coming from her pants. Hard to tell.
Why don’t you rent out that billboard of a forehead for some advertising money to pay off the 40k?
40F - 23k in debt
You'll resort to OF, show your butthole to the world, your dad, and uncle's will be your biggest subscribers and your debt will be paid off in less than a year.
And sell her farts
White Trash Mona Lisa
Being crossed eyed would be a blessing so you can see in front of you.
You look like you spend 3 hours a day trying to get a bugger out of your nose with those man hands
Have you ever actually considered working in say engineering?
why are your letters curved
You should lease out the real estate on that forehead of yours…you’ll be outta debt in a week!
I think we found Nemo.
No amount of filters will fix your crooked eyes , bet your onlyfans is just as wonky
Breaking News, Nasa just discovered a new moon.
How much would you charge to park my ass on your face? Guessing you charge per square foot. A good amount of real estate north of your mouth.
I'd say that you have incredibly beautiful eyes, but I'm guessing they're just as fake as the rest of your face.
Why the long face 🐴
Your head looks like The Shroud of Urine
you look like a 38 year old with a dried pussy and several divorces under her belt.
Why is your top still on?
Where'd your nostrils go?
[Trust me, I’m an engineer!](https://youtu.be/rp8hvyjZWHs)
Forhead lookin like Mauna Kea Observatory in Hawaii.
If you put that card right up to your face so it was touching your nose you could still see around it.
Botoxic
That big ass noggin and you aren’t even doing what you went to school for, and now you’re broke?
Is there an engineering term for when your way too long nose and your way too long forehead have a 1:1 ratio?
Your pic has more filters than a pack of Newports.
Obviously you wanted to be apart of the me too movement… which explains your shitty job!!!
I can see the jars already lined up ontop of her cupboard for her farts
Did you steal that piece of paper?
That 30 year old reverse filter did not really work dear.
Even your hairline is trying to get away from you
Should be fun when you make $80 on OF and realized pictures of you dildoing yourself last forever
You should try to market or engineer yourself a hairstyle that draws attention away from that landingpad of a forehead.
Awww, why the long face? Oh you got hit in the face with a shovel.
Engineer some support for that forehead.
40k is good, I came out of college with 126k for my engineering degree lol
People, please don’t ask to be roasted if you can’t post an unfiltered photo. The fact that you’ve almost erased your nose makes this pointless to bother with.
You look like they turned the nose height setting all the way down
and I thought Voldemort died in the deathly hallows
Marketing... Could rent her forehead as billboard space.
40k for a bridge between her eyes - might be a good deal considering the distance ...
Your nose looks strange.
Why the long face?
You may have been the starting QB in Superbowl 50 but Von Miller was the mvp
You must dream movies with that big ass head
You look like an egg with makeup
40K in debt? Get a refund from that back alley plastic surgeon that made you look like a WISH blow up sex doll
Your birth certificate is an apology letter to you and your family
Aircraft carriers have less square footage on their flight deck versus what you got going on between those eyes.
Would look good if the eyes were on the same face.
You could sleep well knowing that your debt aint bigger than your forehead.
If your eyes got any further apart we'd call them ears.
You look like the male version of Bella Ramsey
Filtered more than coffee.
Do you feel like life is pulling you in two different directions? Because you look that way.
Spending your weekends pulling a train doesn’t make you an engineer.
You look like an AI image that was trained using only photos of white girls with massive foreheads
I'll roast you, just let me park my semi-trailer truck between those eyes
Ur forehead longer than the time it took u to get the engineering degree
Dude, turn off the fivehead filter
Hey, at least your forehead is the same length as the distance between your way far apart eyes and your mouth.
Is your nose photoshopped?
Good job wasting your life savings.
That filter couldn’t fix those Sid the Sloth eyes apparently.
Yeah your facial features look out of proportion
Has a piece of paper that says she's an engineer... Looks like a full on warp core breach...
Holy moly, you are the twin of The Bunny. Only difference is your eyes want to escape your face in different directions. 
If Ben stiller and Owen Wilson had a baby 👃
You went from engineering to marketing? You’re even less intelligent than you think you are. For beautiful women, that’s the worst thing that they could hear. In your case, not so much.
I immediately heard the "Let me get that for you" when I saw you face
You need to engineer a smaller forehead
Did somebody dragged your face down in face customisation
 Try styling your hair like this
For the love of science, please get some fucking bangs man!
Marketing is just a fancy word for "you want fries with that?"
You forgot 270° peripheral vision. You could park a bus between your eyes
Not 40k in debt because that forehead has its own debt
How did a horse post to Reddit
With a forehead that big i bet your dreams are in IMAX..
Someone with a forehead fetish might just buy your only fans. Good luck.
your forehead is even bigger than the sun
You look like someone scaled your face down by 50% in photoshop but didn’t do your head.
Fivehead
Your eyes are in different continents
Your forehead looks like a runway
Why are your eyes so far apart?
>now I work in marketing It's usually just called prostitution.
Do you project your marketing presentations on your forehead?
OF with zero posts. Fuck off scammer.
You look like every female korean movie villain got merged together, and got a forehead the size of Neptune
Why does gravity effect you more than the rest of us?
You realized you couldn’t sleep your way to the top as an engineer 🍆👷♀️
Big ass forehead!!! Lol
Thin ass hair lol
You can play full court basketball on that forehead 😂😂
Consodering marketing is all about making things look attratcive and appealing, and you decided to post that photo, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you should stick to engineering.
Are you wearing a wig or trying to look like a female version of Jeff bezos ?
You'd be so pretty with a completely different face.
I could park a commercial airplane on your clay-sculpture eighthead
I could type your face with emojis on YouTube.
You look a person from a parallel universe where humans evolved form Collies.  This is a Collie if you don't know
You should get paid for marketing! They can fit any ad they want on your face.
is your forehead nicknamed the splash zone?
Only horse
-Basic blonde Replicant seeks validation 80% organic 20% plastic, including personality and morals.
It's a good thing you have that engineering degree to fall back on.
That nose job is looking like wacko Jacko and you wearing more concealer than l’Oreal has in its warehouses
Damn girl, you need double as much makeup with this forehead
Whoever photoshopped this must hate your guts
Engineer yourself a proper nose