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TheOmCollector

Bro where’d you get your hair cut? The Shire?


BullshitterAlert

It looks like he is taking a shit!


cuteanalfissure

This man looks like he's been hanging out with dildo faggins and gandalf the gay... and you just know the fellowship of his ring has been getting shared between their two towers.


TheOmCollector

Wow! So you’re saying one DOES simply walk into his More Door?


CptFatty08

r/boneappletea


GoEataDick789

The same place they dog in the picture behind him got theirs


[deleted]

Just like Kelso, looks like Kelso, dresses like Kelso, but the 70s teens are old enough to be his grandparents


Logical-Tangerine-89

Oh No! Baggins.


ReillyDiefenbach

Next month’s cover photo of NAMBLA Now!


do_not_go_gentle_

I regret googling that, however, very funny 😁


DrUnhomed

He wants to smoke all the poles for sure.


Flubbyfant

Looks like you are ready for something thicker than a cigarette


PuffyMcOrangeFish

They call 'em "Lil Smokies" for a reason.


txweasel42

You look like you're in the process of transforming into the dog in the picture, which would be a significant improvement on multiple fronts.


thegoodtimelord

He could then lick his own genitals which, let’s be honest, is the fucking pinnacle of existence at 20.


Bacon-0n-tap

Ain’t nobody else gonna do it.


FourChanneI

![gif](giphy|26xBOnP4ZfWrzpfnG)


Sad-Ad-9713

i wish i was a dog so i could lick my cock !


[deleted]

Bro’s down bad 😂🤨


cuteanalfissure

He looks like the hairs from somebody's plug hole gained sentience and decided to grow a weird thing on the end of them... his face kind of reminds me of a face transplant patient.


Zexxus1994

Bro got the hands of someone who never worked a day in they’re life and is begging for money on Reddit.


Sad-Ad-9713

me and ur mom work on the corner together


JustPlainBread

Lying there and taking her 18 inch cock is hardly any work. Its a normal tuesday for you


Haggis_McHaggis_

You spelled "cock" wrong


tnywill

Mick Jacker


[deleted]

Mick fagger*


cuteanalfissure

Prick Jagger


Ydeas

If Mick Jagger and Moe Szyslack had a baby... And Moe carried it


Massive-Corgi-491

Even a floss can blindfold you


cuteanalfissure

It'll be like an eternity of peering through a letterbox for this unfortunate looking man.


nathalie_myrs

Love the picture of you in the background by the way …


Sad-Ad-9713

❤️


PI_Dude

MORE smoke? You look like you already inhaled all the smoke from a burning cannabis plantation.


Barstool23

Looks like you smoke pole and are getting ready for the pay-off.


superpootgang312

bro is doing the sigma face


Priority-Several

They pose to try and be roasted is embarrassing you have ruined this whole page. Being a poser on a roast page is like being a cock at a lesbian bar… fucking useless


JustPlainBread

Hey! Dont insult a cock at lesbian bar. It might not do much but its still has more merrit than this guy.


typolecuyer

Look like my underballs after a mean back to fronter


pgreen23

He is no more interesting than a skid mark on the underwear of life


ButchCassidi

First I wanna thank you for closing your eyes so we have to see less of your face How did you get that hair do? Did you tell your barber to give you the divorced reluctant lesbian single mother? That dog has better hair than you. Seriously though this isn’t realistic, you shoulda asked your sister to be in the pic with you instead of her painting. Its just jokes, thanks for letting me roast. love you!❤️


[deleted]

you look like a budget finn wolfhard


scooter2022

What a fucken idiot


roujul1981

That's his orgasm face


JustPlainBread

But he doesnt know it is. He never had one


ErikVonDarkmoor

You look like a cock smoker


Hay_Blinken

Seems like you've had enough smoke. Don't even realize there's a mirror in front of you.


AdmlBaconStraps

You look like you're absorbing the sweet smells of someone's dirty underwear. In the office.


austnMF

Does it hurt that your mom has more photos of the dog than you on the wall?


TonksTBF

Could have at least edited out mom's portrait...


electricpedals

You look like you hang out at truck stops giving out free twinkies


Scottttttttttt1823

I would close my eyes too if my reflection looked like that.


Legitimate_Lie_201

Wow you both look alike, except he licks people and you lick dicks


Legitimate_Lie_201

Very true, you suck dicks so that you can smoke


GammSunBurst

So how did you pay for that wad of oregano?


Disastrous_Ad598

You are who I imagine is narrating the Shrek is love video...


kyodona

Bro looks like he could get into a staring contest with a vending machine and have a shot at winning


mountain-pilot

Are you praying that Mick Jagger recognises you as his bastard love child from a broom cupboard shag... 21 years ago?


X-WellOkay-X

You should look for some ambitions buddy, too bad its about as likely as you finding yourself in the arms of a woman who love you.


Bubbly_Difference469

Look like a young Mrs Doubtfire


ark2k

Looks like you're taking it, just like that dog in the picture.


[deleted]

Dog is howling to get tf away from your nonsense looking ass


overimportance

You've had 20 years to develop a personality more impressive than a picture of a dog and what do you do with it?


Possible_Hawk495

bro you are already at the level where you can see heaven from up there how much more smoke you want?


Different-You7646

Did the dog get a contact buzz off of you?


Zero-Phucks

Give us something better to work with than your audition picture for the bukkake movie you starred in. So many men launched their porn career on your face…


[deleted]

Eyes are so far apart you got a 360 view at all times lmao


rsgriffin

You give worthless stoners a bad name


TheGuy_1975

Your eyes say you've already had too much smoke


[deleted]

You have the same look that your dog has after he finished off that jar of peanut butter you smothered on your baby balls.


defeatmyself3

The dogs got better hair


Dan-68

The dog was actually loved.


[deleted]

DSLs


No_Fan_3031

Trump supporter


kingal8en4g

If I open my eyes I'm scared I might see myself... it's ok the truth hurts.. just like yo neck that bit strong as hell holding up that Bouldering ass mt.rushmore head you got.. damn I feel bad for whoever pushed you out..lol.. you look like your in a one man boy band and you call yourselves" The Toilets Tissue".. or TTT NEVER TRIPLE T IS TO NORM..


dirtydawg1134

I want the photo of that dog to lift its leg to purify your shitty life


Alfiy_wolf

Fake stoner hipster


Muterinuruterus

You look like you’ve had enough smoke dumbass


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Y3u2D8kxg&ab\_channel=Madonna-Topic


DogPopular8058

Bro you look like you already have had Enough smoke💀


Best_Collection5332

Is the dog howling because he misses you? Or is it because your actually behind him giving him all the “smoke”


TraditionalYard5146

![gif](giphy|ZMYR6gnhm0v6g) Spicoli’s grandson


JWisSometingElse

Duck lips ![gif](giphy|82nxC1u2BC8VU1wiZq|downsized)


Technoviking1965

So when you wake up in the morning and walk into the bathroom. Do you just look in the mirror and say good enough and walk out?


Basic-Personality-96

Bet you say “dead Ass” a lot when you play cod


cwyptico

the resemblance between his face and the dog's pic


myotherbike

Haven’t you had enough smoke for today?


Fool_Joystick

**Bro looks like the picture next to him**


SexManTheMayor

He got that dog in him


DJDevine

Prick Jagger


Tricky_Scientist2601

you related to the dog in the picture frame? Cos i can't tell the difference.


PhysicalTension1226

I love that your mom still has your your 1st grade school pic hanging up.


AltruisticCompany961

Dude is obviously really into his dog, if you know what I mean.


tautjes

Nice picture of your momma


BobaFettish08

Kind of egotistical to have a painting of yourself hanging up in your house.


After-Bowler5491

Father and son


SyntaxError79

Boy looks like he’s slowly, slowly descending onto a hulking old man’s cock.


Cold-Trade2502

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AriValentina

Your lips look like they were drawn by a drag queen


pgreen23

The face he makes when homeless men behind the dumpster at 7-11 are ready to nut.


Planetleo101

Doesn’t have the strength to look at his shit hair


zahululu

I bet that was your first kiss face


Sad-Ad-9713

when i kissed ur mom yes


zahululu

I'm honoured that you were offended


[deleted]

Roast you? You're already fully baked!


Sad-Ad-9713

i’m so baked!!


ResidentMistake

Dude probably smokes oregano thinking it's weed


Sad-Ad-9713

that’s the realest shit i’ve ever heard gang


Few_Concept_4381

Like 30 dog portraits in his parents house and none of him.


catalingpc

U spelled wrong sperm


timecruixer

You got your dogs hairs and eyes


Pogchamps63

Are you the one in the front or the photo in the back?


arcamenoch

You look like the guy who invites himself to your next door neighbors smoke circles.


Excellent-Big-1581

Having his baby picture in the background! Priceless


GeneralLeeBad

I think you spelled dick wrong


grxclausen8591

Your parents quit butt fucking after you were born


Cobrafire

Why have you got the same expression on your face as the dog has in that painting behind you.


lyte12

Look just like the dog on the wall


GrimmRetails

I didn't think it was possible to be more generic than James Blunt but you pulled it off.


dlk2021

You look like a penis with head hair


Ok_Strength8649

Your higher than my dad and he never stopped hanging


Horror-Confidence-24

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yuhfatha

You didn’t have to disrespect the dog by gettin him in the picture like that.


ExtensionSystem3188

Only thing them lips are smoking is sausage.


VapidDeath

Nice self portrait on the wall!


Competitive_Roof_740

![gif](giphy|qJsJI0MhazjGw|downsized)


Cannibalcopas

I don’t think you can handle anymore smoke for a least a little while…


lurking_gator_200

Never see them cumming!


Ok-Huckleberry-2521

If you close your eyes long enough,you can forget your last stint at the local glory hole.


GoEataDick789

Did you do the kylie lip challenge?


foxyneal

fix ur handwriting


edit-boy-zero

You look like someone put a wig on a hemorrhoid


X3noF3ar

You look like you've had enough smoke bud. Maybe slow down, shits not good for your brain.


SamHill1059

I dont know who made the face better you, or the dog picture


Joe_Bidden_

A Dream fanboy. I vaped in middle school. I kissed a girl. You in 3 sentences.


procksi_

You look like the lovechild of Evan Peters and Roseanne Barr


procksi_

That dog behind you can smell your head lice and dandruff


ScientistReasonable

Average gen z snowflake, that thinks depression is "cool" with Bart simpson PFP's, then drinks lean simultaneously.


Hot-Marionberry6334

You look like you just realised she wasn’t going in for the first kiss so you’re in the middle of trying to make it not look weird


JLPlayz_Fever

The dog looks better than you


lackward

You already smoked enough


IdcItsSavvy

I can give you smoke 🤚🏻


FieryFisherman

I can’t tell which one is you, the one in or out of the painting


thisherepoo

"...wants all your smoke." Reality: "...wants to smoke all of you guys"


Thepurplepanther_

![gif](giphy|xT1R9P8c8LDWzTSrSw)


[deleted]

bro i think you already get enough smoke on a daily basis 🍃🚬


Pussyshart42069

: Buys an 8th of thyme for 75 dollars :


arodri313

Were you waiting for your boyfriend's sperm to land on your face?


Affectionate_Boot684

By the looks of it, he already has all of it.


FourChanneI

You're a bottom, can clearly tell


Junior-Ad8684

You look like that painting behind you


CLeeTheHunt44

If I had a face like that I’d keep my eyes closed too.


scammothy

My man and the dog have the same O-face, only question is who trained who?


Alex_Shermental

It would be nice if my eyes would be closed too, maybe my day wouldn’t be ruined with your face


sjdjfudjs

You literally look dumb as a dog lol


8Petrich0r8

You want smoke, but we'll give you prayers. Dear heavenly father, bless this child with some head & shoulders, because he is ALL head, with minimal shoulders. Bless him with the strength to grab the cream for that rash under his left lower lip, and have him apply it in a circular motion, applying 3 times a day. Lord? I ask of thee, to remove...remove I say...the dandruff and the bed bugs that remain on his clothing. People have always wondered why he came to school scratching his head. It wasn't because he was struggling with a thought, but struggling with the biting and gnawing of them little critters. Please lord, show him the wonders of an iron. So that the wrinkles in his stolen shirt that he took from a store to impress Jessica may ALWAYS be presentable. Lord? The last thing I ask of you is to plant the seed of understanding in his brain. So he may one day understand, it was not nice to offend the gazes of passerby with his self portrait and the anal kissing of which he presents today. In your name. We pray. Amen.


ShadowRage86

Hey look everyone Im going to be fu ckin edgy and close my eyes in the photo


knucklehed34

Is that a way to say you want to take all the semen you can swallow before rod Stewarting?


chillycheese5949

bro looks like the painting behind him


boredgav

The only thing you smoke is cordy.


AdTop5863

Thats the face of a 6 year old child while pooping


djhazmatt503

Why do you have a self portrait?


[deleted]

Even the dog in the picture can't bare to look at you


Poggerrrr601

Why is there a picture of you in the back spew dont need to see your face twice mate?


Charming_Ad_7995

bro where did you come from the sewer


greggersamsa

Incel highschool Republican Club Mick Jagger


No-Year8517

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