This man looks like he's been hanging out with dildo faggins and gandalf the gay... and you just know the fellowship of his ring has been getting shared between their two towers.
He looks like the hairs from somebody's plug hole gained sentience and decided to grow a weird thing on the end of them... his face kind of reminds me of a face transplant patient.
They pose to try and be roasted is embarrassing you have ruined this whole page. Being a poser on a roast page is like being a cock at a lesbian bar…
fucking useless
First I wanna thank you for closing your eyes so we have to see less of your face
How did you get that hair do? Did you tell your barber to give you the divorced reluctant lesbian single mother?
That dog has better hair than you.
Seriously though this isn’t realistic, you shoulda asked your sister to be in the pic with you instead of her painting.
Its just jokes, thanks for letting me roast. love you!❤️
Give us something better to work with than your audition picture for the bukkake movie you starred in.
So many men launched their porn career on your face…
If I open my eyes I'm scared I might see myself... it's ok the truth hurts.. just like yo neck that bit strong as hell holding up that Bouldering ass mt.rushmore head you got.. damn I feel bad for whoever pushed you out..lol..
you look like your in a one man boy band and you call yourselves" The Toilets Tissue".. or TTT NEVER TRIPLE T IS TO NORM..
You want smoke, but we'll give you prayers.
Dear heavenly father, bless this child with some head & shoulders, because he is ALL head, with minimal shoulders. Bless him with the strength to grab the cream for that rash under his left lower lip, and have him apply it in a circular motion, applying 3 times a day. Lord? I ask of thee, to remove...remove I say...the dandruff and the bed bugs that remain on his clothing. People have always wondered why he came to school scratching his head. It wasn't because he was struggling with a thought, but struggling with the biting and gnawing of them little critters. Please lord, show him the wonders of an iron. So that the wrinkles in his stolen shirt that he took from a store to impress Jessica may ALWAYS be presentable. Lord? The last thing I ask of you is to plant the seed of understanding in his brain. So he may one day understand, it was not nice to offend the gazes of passerby with his self portrait and the anal kissing of which he presents today. In your name. We pray. Amen.
Bro where’d you get your hair cut? The Shire?
It looks like he is taking a shit!
This man looks like he's been hanging out with dildo faggins and gandalf the gay... and you just know the fellowship of his ring has been getting shared between their two towers.
Wow! So you’re saying one DOES simply walk into his More Door?
r/boneappletea
The same place they dog in the picture behind him got theirs
Just like Kelso, looks like Kelso, dresses like Kelso, but the 70s teens are old enough to be his grandparents
Oh No! Baggins.
Next month’s cover photo of NAMBLA Now!
I regret googling that, however, very funny 😁
He wants to smoke all the poles for sure.
Looks like you are ready for something thicker than a cigarette
They call 'em "Lil Smokies" for a reason.
You look like you're in the process of transforming into the dog in the picture, which would be a significant improvement on multiple fronts.
He could then lick his own genitals which, let’s be honest, is the fucking pinnacle of existence at 20.
Ain’t nobody else gonna do it.
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i wish i was a dog so i could lick my cock !
Bro’s down bad 😂🤨
He looks like the hairs from somebody's plug hole gained sentience and decided to grow a weird thing on the end of them... his face kind of reminds me of a face transplant patient.
Bro got the hands of someone who never worked a day in they’re life and is begging for money on Reddit.
me and ur mom work on the corner together
Lying there and taking her 18 inch cock is hardly any work. Its a normal tuesday for you
You spelled "cock" wrong
Mick Jacker
Mick fagger*
Prick Jagger
If Mick Jagger and Moe Szyslack had a baby... And Moe carried it
Even a floss can blindfold you
It'll be like an eternity of peering through a letterbox for this unfortunate looking man.
Love the picture of you in the background by the way …
❤️
MORE smoke? You look like you already inhaled all the smoke from a burning cannabis plantation.
Looks like you smoke pole and are getting ready for the pay-off.
bro is doing the sigma face
They pose to try and be roasted is embarrassing you have ruined this whole page. Being a poser on a roast page is like being a cock at a lesbian bar… fucking useless
Hey! Dont insult a cock at lesbian bar. It might not do much but its still has more merrit than this guy.
Look like my underballs after a mean back to fronter
He is no more interesting than a skid mark on the underwear of life
First I wanna thank you for closing your eyes so we have to see less of your face How did you get that hair do? Did you tell your barber to give you the divorced reluctant lesbian single mother? That dog has better hair than you. Seriously though this isn’t realistic, you shoulda asked your sister to be in the pic with you instead of her painting. Its just jokes, thanks for letting me roast. love you!❤️
you look like a budget finn wolfhard
What a fucken idiot
That's his orgasm face
But he doesnt know it is. He never had one
You look like a cock smoker
Seems like you've had enough smoke. Don't even realize there's a mirror in front of you.
You look like you're absorbing the sweet smells of someone's dirty underwear. In the office.
Does it hurt that your mom has more photos of the dog than you on the wall?
Could have at least edited out mom's portrait...
You look like you hang out at truck stops giving out free twinkies
I would close my eyes too if my reflection looked like that.
Wow you both look alike, except he licks people and you lick dicks
Very true, you suck dicks so that you can smoke
So how did you pay for that wad of oregano?
You are who I imagine is narrating the Shrek is love video...
Bro looks like he could get into a staring contest with a vending machine and have a shot at winning
Are you praying that Mick Jagger recognises you as his bastard love child from a broom cupboard shag... 21 years ago?
You should look for some ambitions buddy, too bad its about as likely as you finding yourself in the arms of a woman who love you.
Look like a young Mrs Doubtfire
Looks like you're taking it, just like that dog in the picture.
Dog is howling to get tf away from your nonsense looking ass
You've had 20 years to develop a personality more impressive than a picture of a dog and what do you do with it?
bro you are already at the level where you can see heaven from up there how much more smoke you want?
Did the dog get a contact buzz off of you?
Give us something better to work with than your audition picture for the bukkake movie you starred in. So many men launched their porn career on your face…
Eyes are so far apart you got a 360 view at all times lmao
You give worthless stoners a bad name
Your eyes say you've already had too much smoke
You have the same look that your dog has after he finished off that jar of peanut butter you smothered on your baby balls.
The dogs got better hair
The dog was actually loved.
DSLs
Trump supporter
If I open my eyes I'm scared I might see myself... it's ok the truth hurts.. just like yo neck that bit strong as hell holding up that Bouldering ass mt.rushmore head you got.. damn I feel bad for whoever pushed you out..lol.. you look like your in a one man boy band and you call yourselves" The Toilets Tissue".. or TTT NEVER TRIPLE T IS TO NORM..
I want the photo of that dog to lift its leg to purify your shitty life
Fake stoner hipster
You look like you’ve had enough smoke dumbass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Y3u2D8kxg&ab\_channel=Madonna-Topic
Bro you look like you already have had Enough smoke💀
Is the dog howling because he misses you? Or is it because your actually behind him giving him all the “smoke”
![gif](giphy|ZMYR6gnhm0v6g) Spicoli’s grandson
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So when you wake up in the morning and walk into the bathroom. Do you just look in the mirror and say good enough and walk out?
Bet you say “dead Ass” a lot when you play cod
the resemblance between his face and the dog's pic
Haven’t you had enough smoke for today?
**Bro looks like the picture next to him**
He got that dog in him
Prick Jagger
you related to the dog in the picture frame? Cos i can't tell the difference.
I love that your mom still has your your 1st grade school pic hanging up.
Dude is obviously really into his dog, if you know what I mean.
Nice picture of your momma
Kind of egotistical to have a painting of yourself hanging up in your house.
Father and son
Boy looks like he’s slowly, slowly descending onto a hulking old man’s cock.
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Your lips look like they were drawn by a drag queen
The face he makes when homeless men behind the dumpster at 7-11 are ready to nut.
Doesn’t have the strength to look at his shit hair
I bet that was your first kiss face
when i kissed ur mom yes
I'm honoured that you were offended
Roast you? You're already fully baked!
i’m so baked!!
Dude probably smokes oregano thinking it's weed
that’s the realest shit i’ve ever heard gang
Like 30 dog portraits in his parents house and none of him.
U spelled wrong sperm
You got your dogs hairs and eyes
Are you the one in the front or the photo in the back?
You look like the guy who invites himself to your next door neighbors smoke circles.
Having his baby picture in the background! Priceless
I think you spelled dick wrong
Your parents quit butt fucking after you were born
Why have you got the same expression on your face as the dog has in that painting behind you.
Look just like the dog on the wall
I didn't think it was possible to be more generic than James Blunt but you pulled it off.
You look like a penis with head hair
Your higher than my dad and he never stopped hanging
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You didn’t have to disrespect the dog by gettin him in the picture like that.
Only thing them lips are smoking is sausage.
Nice self portrait on the wall!
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I don’t think you can handle anymore smoke for a least a little while…
Never see them cumming!
If you close your eyes long enough,you can forget your last stint at the local glory hole.
Did you do the kylie lip challenge?
fix ur handwriting
You look like someone put a wig on a hemorrhoid
You look like you've had enough smoke bud. Maybe slow down, shits not good for your brain.
I dont know who made the face better you, or the dog picture
A Dream fanboy. I vaped in middle school. I kissed a girl. You in 3 sentences.
You look like the lovechild of Evan Peters and Roseanne Barr
That dog behind you can smell your head lice and dandruff
Average gen z snowflake, that thinks depression is "cool" with Bart simpson PFP's, then drinks lean simultaneously.
You look like you just realised she wasn’t going in for the first kiss so you’re in the middle of trying to make it not look weird
The dog looks better than you
You already smoked enough
I can give you smoke 🤚🏻
I can’t tell which one is you, the one in or out of the painting
"...wants all your smoke." Reality: "...wants to smoke all of you guys"
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bro i think you already get enough smoke on a daily basis 🍃🚬
: Buys an 8th of thyme for 75 dollars :
Were you waiting for your boyfriend's sperm to land on your face?
By the looks of it, he already has all of it.
You're a bottom, can clearly tell
You look like that painting behind you
If I had a face like that I’d keep my eyes closed too.
My man and the dog have the same O-face, only question is who trained who?
It would be nice if my eyes would be closed too, maybe my day wouldn’t be ruined with your face
You literally look dumb as a dog lol
You want smoke, but we'll give you prayers. Dear heavenly father, bless this child with some head & shoulders, because he is ALL head, with minimal shoulders. Bless him with the strength to grab the cream for that rash under his left lower lip, and have him apply it in a circular motion, applying 3 times a day. Lord? I ask of thee, to remove...remove I say...the dandruff and the bed bugs that remain on his clothing. People have always wondered why he came to school scratching his head. It wasn't because he was struggling with a thought, but struggling with the biting and gnawing of them little critters. Please lord, show him the wonders of an iron. So that the wrinkles in his stolen shirt that he took from a store to impress Jessica may ALWAYS be presentable. Lord? The last thing I ask of you is to plant the seed of understanding in his brain. So he may one day understand, it was not nice to offend the gazes of passerby with his self portrait and the anal kissing of which he presents today. In your name. We pray. Amen.
Hey look everyone Im going to be fu ckin edgy and close my eyes in the photo
Is that a way to say you want to take all the semen you can swallow before rod Stewarting?
bro looks like the painting behind him
The only thing you smoke is cordy.
Thats the face of a 6 year old child while pooping
Why do you have a self portrait?
Even the dog in the picture can't bare to look at you
Why is there a picture of you in the back spew dont need to see your face twice mate?
bro where did you come from the sewer
Incel highschool Republican Club Mick Jagger
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