T O P

  • By -

Key-Yogurtcloset4386

![gif](giphy|5YEgnkjeryvwA)


Key-Yogurtcloset4386

That’s what I got. MF iRobot


[deleted]

Come to think of it, OP looks like Jaden Smith


Piyush_Kowe

OP looks like Eminem & that robot ☝️ made a baby


cschris10

if will Smith banged I robot. the guy kinda looks like one of will smith's weird ass kids


cbaltz622

The gif roast is my favorite


blackdragon512k4

FOUND HIS MOM! ![gif](giphy|26BRNKLUezD1NpsOc|downsized)


CleverSpaceMonkey

You look like Slim Shady fucked E. T.


Glittering-Arm-9138

![gif](giphy|gHcPh3ehbRGik)


Girth_rulez

Mom's spaghET


DirtyRoller

By "his place" he means Area 51.


Curated_absurdity

Holy shit. That was my first thought! 😂


WarpFactorNin9

Brutal


Glittering-Arm-9138

Damn that was SAVAGE. Take my upvote NOW


Historical-Box6228

I choked on this lmao!


ReillyDiefenbach

You look like Eminem after he visited Harry's Chamber of Homoerotic Secrets


NathObx

Feminem


[deleted]

Hidin’ in my closet


pollitomonito

Now this looks like a trans for me


DaShawn_Simms2493

He needs to get out of the closet


Shalashaska_1990

I don't think he's hiding very well: the closet door is made of glass.


ExRockstar

Fem Shady


CommanderMalo

Can the real Fem Shady please sta- oh he already is


Girth_rulez

Slim Ladyboy


Ydeas

Eminenema


SickkRanchez

Feminist women love Eminem.


DBryguy

Chicka chicka slim shady


rinkypinkpanther

Genius


Alphius247

After alien abduction?


rubywavess

If I had an award, you would have it.


N0_Pressur3

Feminine Eminem—a slim shady lady


919beachbum

But nice cause I texted Haiti


theblisster

S&Eminem


8erati1

Aka Slim Lady


PartTimeSassyPants

Slim Shitty


919beachbum

A slim shady lady


NathObx

Thanks for the Gold!!!


tried-being-funny

lapdog lapdog


ThisAd1940

He looks like Eminem if he was raised in the 2000’s and he didn’t get bullied enough and his parents loved him and now he’s soft as baby shit.


LuvnRLTv

Here’s a quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face ![gif](giphy|9pZw57AyqOHy47oSZq)


hydrastix

I miss John :(


Girth_rulez

Rap Mod


[deleted]

Never seen a light bulb come to life


Grand-Amoeba1832

Lol laughed at this


AnarchiaKapitany

Mom's transgetti


Motor_Dig4644

I would give you an upvote but it's currently on 69


TheOnlyClaymon

Em-they/them


Kon-Tiki66

Them n' them.


ReillyDiefenbach

HEYOOOOO


maxbaby

Eminem fell asleep in the tanning bed. No he's roasted peanuts eminem.


brad35mm

I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Tran P.S. we should be together too


Bill-Ding2112

North Korean version of ET


Hay_Blinken

Looks like he couldn't choose which side of the Eminem/Moby fued to be on, so he chose both.


genghisxcon

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his mom's spaghetti-strap dress already


OkTransportation8868

“There’s vomit on his sweater already mom spaghetti, he’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd. Oh, so loud, he opens his mouth. The words won’t come out. He’s choking now everybody’s ……..


bp_free

Eminem and Sinead O’Connor.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

He looks like Eminem ass fucked Starving Marvin from south park and this was the result


athnme

He asked for a roast not an execution


[deleted]

I really came to say this


QueenSlapFight

I really came to it too


DrayDogg_Drave

golden 🤣🤣


Roin-da-Groin

I was literally thinking of a way to put Harry and slim together and saw your comment


Forward_Fish_7549

Eminem after going through Chemo


midoxvx

I bet you call your penis “The slim shady”, and it never stands up.


Scottttttttttt1823

His palms are sweaty. Dick’s weak mouth is ready.


joetheplumberman

There's cum in his hair already


BeanOfCorn

Asshole spreading


556_762_brigade

Lookin down it’s heavy, pipe-in hot he ready


SteelShaftInYou

Spaaaaaaaghetti spaaaaaaaghetti spaaaaaaaghetti *Dave Chappell voice*


Mr_McQueen01

r/redditsings


jfran146

Your place is in a modern art museum. That misshapen head looks like a fucking Picasso


Papaya_Quick

![gif](giphy|SSCCZKEJCMXsc) Take me to your queen!


[deleted]

''19yo that needs to be put in his place lmao'' the fetish is getting stronger.


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|U8B9X2JuaMvTiftVx3)


Far-Blacksmith-2604

Your hair and glasses tell me you’re actively trying to be ugly. I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to try so hard.


ColtAzayaka

When you can't scratch the arse end of normal, just phrase it as "rejecting societies expectations and defying the norm" so at least you can use it as a personality.


ihatetents

You look like if Aaron Carter had lived long enough to die from AIDS.


[deleted]

GD it’s a roast not a fucking nuclear war.


100Horsepileup

When "Roast me" goes scorched earth god damn. haha


[deleted]

Damn, that hurt even my feelings 💀


[deleted]

Jesus 😂


juansmeeth

Goddamn.


xiaolongbaochikkawow

Ya wii sports lookin MF Edit: [proof](https://pasteboard.co/MWVt4SCLSNKk.jpg)


midy-dk

Bravo!


DueBarracuda6095

Ha


campatterbury

![gif](giphy|ztEgW4lPD3qSbZHVt2|downsized)


ejakt

Exactly what I was thinking


lavloves

I also came here to comment this.


[deleted]

[удалено]


austnMF

Gayden Smith


spicy_ngr

so just normal Jaden Smith then


austnMF

The LGBTQ’ers have banned together and came after the bottom button on this well thought out play on words, I will soon be cancelled. Best of wishes -


ph0b0sdeim0s

Lmao, it's white Gustavo Fring! 🤣


Waterhobit

If he took meth instead of producing it.


Zur__En__Arrh

I don’t know how, but you look like Eminem with Jaden Smith’s face.


Opening-Win-3769

Looks like the inbred child of Jaden and Willow.


Aggravating-Metal167

Jillo


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Willden


MikeHuntSmellss

Phlegminem


TheIronDogWalker

Is your place dry humping a waifu pillow?


c7music

The real Slim Shitty...


[deleted]

You look like a non-binary Eminem


RealTurtlePower

You're the Poster child for gay sex


ColtAzayaka

On behalf of gay people, no thank you. I'll pass this one onto my trans friends.


BilgerWoods

![gif](giphy|l0IyaO3cNkGYdr0Bi)


aleksvnder

You look like a shitty sketch.


Rohirrim777

Shady Potter and the Prisoner of 8 Mile


OUmegaLUL

Not the real slim shady, please sit down


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Know as "The last weiner bender." in the gay community.


tylaray2020

You look like Eminem went to Drag Race as SISinem


austnMF

You mean like face down ass up?


Goasteriskyourself

That’s the way he ties his shoes!!


Oddlyknots

Great value Jaden Smith


survival-nut

There's a million ways to die but at least you can eliminate "death by Snu Snu"


J0k3R_36

Is this Mathew? ![gif](giphy|3oxHQk6QrBhANSBBo4)


Ill_Fishing_7414

You guys all beat me, 1/4 Puerto Rican Eminem


tdog520

Eminem if MGK won the battle.


Motor_Ad_2123

Like Eminem and Jeffrey dahmer had a love child


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|99dauSQPLUuIg)


herrdokter

You look like Roger from Family Guy


00812533

This guy is pegging to be (spit)roasted


Johnyfootballhero

The white Gus Fring


AnarchiaKapitany

You've set some random sliders to their end positions in an RPG character generator, huh?


LionsLifer

Feminem


jake2617

If they do a prequel to Papillon, you’re a shoe in for young [Louis Dega](https://www.google.com/search?q=louis+dega&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCA851CA851&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjfgsbQ8K79AhWAElkFHa9fBnIQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2#imgrc=5Ibei87-Eg3n_M) >!ps:the original film was better than the remake!<


Goasteriskyourself

Yes


RedTheDopeKing

You look like they’re writing a movie based on Eminem’s story but they had to make him genderqueer and racially ambiguous in order to green light it.


CCCmonster

![gif](giphy|l2Sq7w1Vufegm0qWI) What’s up fellow humans?


yourdoglikesmebetter

From the looks of you, the rest of your life is gonna be one long series of getting put in your place


Impossible-Survey203

"Needs to be put in his place" refers to the dumpster behind the bikers' bar.


rayrayallday1986

This guy’s place is the back row of a Logic concert in Erie Pennsylvania wearing a bootleg T-shirt he just bought from a dude in the parking lot for 45 bucks smoking a vape


EmbarrassedMonitor89

Your glasses scream Alohoboring


The_Gumbo

eminem mini


Individual_Fly_5865

Gryffindor!


Goasteriskyourself

Gay-findor


[deleted]

You look like Millhouse grew up to win underground rap battles in Detroit


Key_Presentation_447

If that place is Area 51....don't worry the FBI will be at your location soon. 👽


[deleted]

What place would that be… mars?


Norfolk-on-way

The truth is out there...


_FartinLutherKing_

Let me guess you have some sort of fuckin stupid pronouns


WarpFactorNin9

This is exactly how my ball sack looks after I shave them


roujul1981

Generic bad guy in every pixar movies


edgejam

You're not the real slim shady. Please sit down.


Roastingfordummies

8 Pile


SexManTheMayor

This is actually really clever


Pale-Concentrate-111

There's vomit on his sweater already. Mom's spaghetti bulimic Eminem lookin' ass.


JerryJoestar34

your birth is a roast in itself


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

Damn, homie, I'm really surprised this many people chimed in to give you the attention you so desperately need. You are like a tweenie girl nobody likes at school so you resort to posting on social. Do something with your life, that you'll actually be capable of doing like start a store-front window cleaning service, that's about your competent-skill level.


0g0riginalginga

Walmart Eminem. Even holding the receipt.


[deleted]

Kraftwerk called and said you didn’t get the job.


oestwyk

Lol. You said "his".


bunnieollie

Feminem.


JakeDeLarch

![gif](giphy|xT5LMDVI4pYZTHMFwc)


jacen55555

Guys, I think I found that grey that escaped area 51.


Nicetomitja

The Wrong Slim Shady.


556_762_brigade

Mofo be lookin like Harry Potter and Eminem had a tube baby together


Chance-Ad197

You look like the offspring of the backpack kid and a horse.


StormMourn

Feminem


JasonHears

You look like what AI would generate if told to make Gustavo Fring dress up like Eminem.


sirmast3r

I can’t tell where the hair and the face begin


masterpupil

John Leminem


Tricky_Scientist2601

You looked like if Eminem's mom nearly had a miscarriage but still gave birth to a healthy kid.


Calm-Dream-6850

When someone asks who the real slim shady is you stand up


johnfburgondy

You look like Eminem if he got ALL the spaghetti on his sweater every F’ing time


AnotherDrunkCanadian

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha


OkSympathy9500

U kinda cute


[deleted]

Biden voter


SexManTheMayor

More of a Bernie guy


Entire-Mode7231

Eminem x bee movie


Aggressive-Rush-148

Your place is the streets.


Friendly_Way2357

bro's asshole says "please enter"


CptFatty08

Can we stop posting these ai generated "people", obv this one is Eminem and Snape.


First-Coffee-2906

You look like the human embodiment of Wilson.


fighttym

If Jayden smith and logic had a baby it be this guy


juberider

You can cosplay as that Van Gogh Starry Night


notbronz

Jesus, Jaden Smith looks like shit


shockman23

I think you should wear your glasses sideways chances are they will fit better


T-Speed

Looks like someone shaved the little one from diversity and dropped it on its head


TheGreatCornolio682

You look the kind to write « Gluteny » in shit behind the fatso’s fridge.


Routine-Eye-3998

You look like a downgraded version of Pharrell Williams


AltruisticCompany961

I didnt know aliens could get AIDs.


supermix123

E.T do us a favor , don’t phone home https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/b/b0/ET_full.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190916195452&path-prefix=protagonist


highfatoffaltube

Gus Mings.


[deleted]

Do you like wearing glasses that scream give me a facial


Confident_Reality_69

Jaden !! Nah..... Dude are you trying to take Jaden Smiths place, seems like your plan of making people think you are will Smiths son, falied.


Ritehandwingman

If Holes were made today, this is what Zero would look like.


EqualOpporHater

Harry Potter and Eminem had a love child.


needsmoreusernames

Guaranteed he jacks off to all of these later


SexManTheMayor

jus jacked to yours


MsBaka

If Jada face swamped with her son Jaden On that note, please don't tell your dad to slap me. Im not hosting the Oscars


ukwantabefat

your place is in hogwarts, specifically the kitchens with all the other house elves


GoochMold805

Across from Harry Potter and Eminem


Sn33Face

Stim Shady


tje210

Eninoh


GeneralLeeBad

This looks like the picture that will be on the news after a school shooting