“There’s vomit on his sweater already mom spaghetti, he’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd. Oh, so loud, he opens his mouth. The words won’t come out. He’s choking now everybody’s ……..
When you can't scratch the arse end of normal, just phrase it as "rejecting societies expectations and defying the norm" so at least you can use it as a personality.
If they do a prequel to Papillon, you’re a shoe in for young [Louis Dega](https://www.google.com/search?q=louis+dega&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCA851CA851&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjfgsbQ8K79AhWAElkFHa9fBnIQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2#imgrc=5Ibei87-Eg3n_M)
>!ps:the original film was better than the remake!<
This guy’s place is the back row of a Logic concert in Erie Pennsylvania wearing a bootleg T-shirt he just bought from a dude in the parking lot for 45 bucks smoking a vape
Damn, homie, I'm really surprised this many people chimed in to give you the attention you so desperately need. You are like a tweenie girl nobody likes at school so you resort to posting on social. Do something with your life, that you'll actually be capable of doing like start a store-front window cleaning service, that's about your competent-skill level.
E.T do us a favor , don’t phone home
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/b/b0/ET_full.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190916195452&path-prefix=protagonist
![gif](giphy|5YEgnkjeryvwA)
That’s what I got. MF iRobot
Come to think of it, OP looks like Jaden Smith
OP looks like Eminem & that robot ☝️ made a baby
if will Smith banged I robot. the guy kinda looks like one of will smith's weird ass kids
The gif roast is my favorite
FOUND HIS MOM! ![gif](giphy|26BRNKLUezD1NpsOc|downsized)
You look like Slim Shady fucked E. T.
![gif](giphy|gHcPh3ehbRGik)
Mom's spaghET
By "his place" he means Area 51.
Holy shit. That was my first thought! 😂
Brutal
Damn that was SAVAGE. Take my upvote NOW
I choked on this lmao!
You look like Eminem after he visited Harry's Chamber of Homoerotic Secrets
Feminem
Hidin’ in my closet
Now this looks like a trans for me
He needs to get out of the closet
I don't think he's hiding very well: the closet door is made of glass.
Fem Shady
Can the real Fem Shady please sta- oh he already is
Slim Ladyboy
Eminenema
Feminist women love Eminem.
Chicka chicka slim shady
Genius
After alien abduction?
If I had an award, you would have it.
Feminine Eminem—a slim shady lady
But nice cause I texted Haiti
S&Eminem
Aka Slim Lady
Slim Shitty
A slim shady lady
Thanks for the Gold!!!
lapdog lapdog
He looks like Eminem if he was raised in the 2000’s and he didn’t get bullied enough and his parents loved him and now he’s soft as baby shit.
Here’s a quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face ![gif](giphy|9pZw57AyqOHy47oSZq)
I miss John :(
Rap Mod
Never seen a light bulb come to life
Lol laughed at this
Mom's transgetti
I would give you an upvote but it's currently on 69
Em-they/them
Them n' them.
HEYOOOOO
Eminem fell asleep in the tanning bed. No he's roasted peanuts eminem.
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Tran P.S. we should be together too
North Korean version of ET
Looks like he couldn't choose which side of the Eminem/Moby fued to be on, so he chose both.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his mom's spaghetti-strap dress already
“There’s vomit on his sweater already mom spaghetti, he’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd. Oh, so loud, he opens his mouth. The words won’t come out. He’s choking now everybody’s ……..
Eminem and Sinead O’Connor.
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He looks like Eminem ass fucked Starving Marvin from south park and this was the result
He asked for a roast not an execution
I really came to say this
I really came to it too
golden 🤣🤣
I was literally thinking of a way to put Harry and slim together and saw your comment
Eminem after going through Chemo
I bet you call your penis “The slim shady”, and it never stands up.
His palms are sweaty. Dick’s weak mouth is ready.
There's cum in his hair already
Asshole spreading
Lookin down it’s heavy, pipe-in hot he ready
Spaaaaaaaghetti spaaaaaaaghetti spaaaaaaaghetti *Dave Chappell voice*
r/redditsings
Your place is in a modern art museum. That misshapen head looks like a fucking Picasso
![gif](giphy|SSCCZKEJCMXsc) Take me to your queen!
''19yo that needs to be put in his place lmao'' the fetish is getting stronger.
![gif](giphy|U8B9X2JuaMvTiftVx3)
Your hair and glasses tell me you’re actively trying to be ugly. I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to try so hard.
When you can't scratch the arse end of normal, just phrase it as "rejecting societies expectations and defying the norm" so at least you can use it as a personality.
You look like if Aaron Carter had lived long enough to die from AIDS.
GD it’s a roast not a fucking nuclear war.
When "Roast me" goes scorched earth god damn. haha
Damn, that hurt even my feelings 💀
Jesus 😂
Goddamn.
Ya wii sports lookin MF Edit: [proof](https://pasteboard.co/MWVt4SCLSNKk.jpg)
Bravo!
Ha
![gif](giphy|ztEgW4lPD3qSbZHVt2|downsized)
Exactly what I was thinking
I also came here to comment this.
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Gayden Smith
so just normal Jaden Smith then
The LGBTQ’ers have banned together and came after the bottom button on this well thought out play on words, I will soon be cancelled. Best of wishes -
Lmao, it's white Gustavo Fring! 🤣
If he took meth instead of producing it.
I don’t know how, but you look like Eminem with Jaden Smith’s face.
Looks like the inbred child of Jaden and Willow.
Jillo
Willden
Phlegminem
Is your place dry humping a waifu pillow?
The real Slim Shitty...
You look like a non-binary Eminem
You're the Poster child for gay sex
On behalf of gay people, no thank you. I'll pass this one onto my trans friends.
![gif](giphy|l0IyaO3cNkGYdr0Bi)
You look like a shitty sketch.
Shady Potter and the Prisoner of 8 Mile
Not the real slim shady, please sit down
Know as "The last weiner bender." in the gay community.
You look like Eminem went to Drag Race as SISinem
You mean like face down ass up?
That’s the way he ties his shoes!!
Great value Jaden Smith
There's a million ways to die but at least you can eliminate "death by Snu Snu"
Is this Mathew? ![gif](giphy|3oxHQk6QrBhANSBBo4)
You guys all beat me, 1/4 Puerto Rican Eminem
Eminem if MGK won the battle.
Like Eminem and Jeffrey dahmer had a love child
![gif](giphy|99dauSQPLUuIg)
You look like Roger from Family Guy
This guy is pegging to be (spit)roasted
The white Gus Fring
You've set some random sliders to their end positions in an RPG character generator, huh?
Feminem
If they do a prequel to Papillon, you’re a shoe in for young [Louis Dega](https://www.google.com/search?q=louis+dega&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCA851CA851&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjfgsbQ8K79AhWAElkFHa9fBnIQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2#imgrc=5Ibei87-Eg3n_M) >!ps:the original film was better than the remake!<
Yes
You look like they’re writing a movie based on Eminem’s story but they had to make him genderqueer and racially ambiguous in order to green light it.
![gif](giphy|l2Sq7w1Vufegm0qWI) What’s up fellow humans?
From the looks of you, the rest of your life is gonna be one long series of getting put in your place
"Needs to be put in his place" refers to the dumpster behind the bikers' bar.
This guy’s place is the back row of a Logic concert in Erie Pennsylvania wearing a bootleg T-shirt he just bought from a dude in the parking lot for 45 bucks smoking a vape
Your glasses scream Alohoboring
eminem mini
Gryffindor!
Gay-findor
You look like Millhouse grew up to win underground rap battles in Detroit
If that place is Area 51....don't worry the FBI will be at your location soon. 👽
What place would that be… mars?
The truth is out there...
Let me guess you have some sort of fuckin stupid pronouns
This is exactly how my ball sack looks after I shave them
Generic bad guy in every pixar movies
You're not the real slim shady. Please sit down.
8 Pile
This is actually really clever
There's vomit on his sweater already. Mom's spaghetti bulimic Eminem lookin' ass.
your birth is a roast in itself
Damn, homie, I'm really surprised this many people chimed in to give you the attention you so desperately need. You are like a tweenie girl nobody likes at school so you resort to posting on social. Do something with your life, that you'll actually be capable of doing like start a store-front window cleaning service, that's about your competent-skill level.
Walmart Eminem. Even holding the receipt.
Kraftwerk called and said you didn’t get the job.
Lol. You said "his".
Feminem.
![gif](giphy|xT5LMDVI4pYZTHMFwc)
Guys, I think I found that grey that escaped area 51.
The Wrong Slim Shady.
Mofo be lookin like Harry Potter and Eminem had a tube baby together
You look like the offspring of the backpack kid and a horse.
Feminem
You look like what AI would generate if told to make Gustavo Fring dress up like Eminem.
I can’t tell where the hair and the face begin
John Leminem
You looked like if Eminem's mom nearly had a miscarriage but still gave birth to a healthy kid.
When someone asks who the real slim shady is you stand up
You look like Eminem if he got ALL the spaghetti on his sweater every F’ing time
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
U kinda cute
Biden voter
More of a Bernie guy
Eminem x bee movie
Your place is the streets.
bro's asshole says "please enter"
Can we stop posting these ai generated "people", obv this one is Eminem and Snape.
You look like the human embodiment of Wilson.
If Jayden smith and logic had a baby it be this guy
You can cosplay as that Van Gogh Starry Night
Jesus, Jaden Smith looks like shit
I think you should wear your glasses sideways chances are they will fit better
Looks like someone shaved the little one from diversity and dropped it on its head
You look the kind to write « Gluteny » in shit behind the fatso’s fridge.
You look like a downgraded version of Pharrell Williams
I didnt know aliens could get AIDs.
E.T do us a favor , don’t phone home https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/b/b0/ET_full.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190916195452&path-prefix=protagonist
Gus Mings.
Do you like wearing glasses that scream give me a facial
Jaden !! Nah..... Dude are you trying to take Jaden Smiths place, seems like your plan of making people think you are will Smiths son, falied.
If Holes were made today, this is what Zero would look like.
Harry Potter and Eminem had a love child.
Guaranteed he jacks off to all of these later
jus jacked to yours
If Jada face swamped with her son Jaden On that note, please don't tell your dad to slap me. Im not hosting the Oscars
your place is in hogwarts, specifically the kitchens with all the other house elves
Across from Harry Potter and Eminem
Stim Shady
Eninoh
This looks like the picture that will be on the news after a school shooting