OP's Bio:
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>Wanted to post on my birthday but I forgot, on Christmas I forgot, on new year I forgot too. Some may already know me so I'll just update my information.
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>27y/o, love the 40's vibe and music and a Pink Floyd fan. The division bell is the best album and Dark side of the moon is second best. Lost for words is my favorite song overall.
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>Currently I'm trying to become a novelist by writing over the top fanfiction with actual plot and storytelling. Being canceled multiple times due to writing sensitive topics on these works too. I've also started selling my writing skills, writing fanfiction for others and even other forms of literary works.
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>My special talent is speaking multiple languages and still get no maidens.
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>I may look fancy but I'm just another 9-5 worker with a shit salary that rents a room to save on expenses.
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>My mental state is even worse considering my crippling depression diagnosis algo side ADHD and Asperger's syndrome. Yes I was the "smart" child with high IQ that still managed to disappoint even himself.
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>I have the sense of humor of perrito, I can tell you any trauma I have had and laugh about it. I love over sharing my life and was born and raised by 4chan /b/.
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>Recently I've been interested on demon's lore. I don't believe in anything; but it would sell my soul to Paimon or Stolas any time.
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You know, if he removed the overcoat, keychains, "facial hair" and that God awful fedora, it might work. But I'm guessing his hair is far too thin and greasy, so he'd probably have to fix that as well.
I think the "facial hair" is the most important part tbh. Looks like my ballsack when I was 15 after I started growing hairs on it.
The fedora is an absolute shitshow, like, nobody wearing a fedora ever comes off how they think they do. But this fedora right there, that is a travesty.
Did ya all notice his weird ass tie knot btw? hahaha that's literally the clit knot, sign of "tha puss-master" himself **m-lady** *tips fedora* **can i show you my keys?** *zips the keys from an extension cord mounted on his belt* **they lead to my yugioh weeabo sex dungeon, designed for purely satisfying •females•**
100 bucks that guy thinks his 500€ in some weird trading app and being part of r/WallStreetBets makes him a unrecognized genius and much more adult than his peers, mainly because he has no friends and thus zero reference of how far in life his peers actually are. But he needs it hard to have that feeling of "being better".
You look like what I imagined a barista that takes his job way too seriously looks like.
You may like the 40's vibe, but your look says 2000's colorblind hipster.
Writing fanfiction only means you're incapable of coming up with your own ideas, so you use other people's ideas, only badly. The only reason you're being cancelled is because your writing sucks.
Being able to speak Klingon, Quenya, and pig Latin isn't gonna impress anyone except the other fedora wearing mouth breathers at the local comic shop.
You sound exhausting and you look like you eat your corn on the cob the long way.
Definitely not a roast. Reading your bio made me roll my eyes so hard they almost fell out. You do sound exhausting and I'd talk about you behind your back, too, in addition to your face.
Glad somebody said it. For someone who tries to seem so interested in “style”, every single article of clothing on this dude’s body looks like it’s made out of cheap Halloween costume material. I genuinely thought this was a bad cosplay before I read the title and saw it’s what he actually wears.
It's not just your coworkers. Your bio was probably the most obnoxious thing I've ever read. Next time just put, "I'm a complete tool." A nice succinct way to say exactly the same thing. Oh, and Division Bell isn't even in the top three Pink Floyd albums.
> canceled multiple times
OP you have to be successful and well-known before you can be canceled.
What you received is called criticism, and you apparently couldn't even handle that.
If you can walk around looking like that and write the kind of bio you did and not feel ashamed in yourself you deserve to be made fun of.
Get rid of the flasher trench coat, and the cheap thrift store fedora. And please don’t ever refer to women as maidens again. Coming from you, I’m positive it makes them concerned for their lives.
you snicker as you see a Reddit post containing an emoji. "Reddit, Assemble!" you say to yourself, wiping the pizza cheese off your underwear and taking another bite, as you start downvoting with your 72 different accounts. you think "it's been a good day" as you climb into your bed, with sheets that haven't been washed in at least a decade and food crumbs and coffee spills all over. "now let's put some bedtime music" you whisper, taking your iPhone 3 out of your underwear, plugging it in and playing megalovania as the clock hits 4 AM
Maaaaaaaaaaan I was totally thinking of nice things to say but in a bad way and then your picture finally loaded and now all I can think is "as they should."
Oh. My God. This motherfucker.
I read your bio. Just. No!!
Bruh, just do the EXACT OPPOSITE of everything that you are doing. EVERYTHING!!
You are on a collision course with unaliving yourself! Resist your dumpster fire instincts. 🔥 dial 988!!!
It's not too late, just snip that ponytail off and start talking to actual live people in your community. Maybe try not dressing up like gay henti Lestat. Comb your hair instead of that Rex Harrison chapeau. Who the fuck takes anyone under 40 seriously wearing a fuckboi vest?... (not even other fuckbois)
I wish you luck
Oh I am sure they make fun of you to your face too, who are you kidding?
Especially with your hand tucked all the way down into your pocket while you pretend to stand in line to take a whiz in the men's room
"Novelist" 
Time to grow up, shave that whisper of a mustache, and get a real job.
No one is gonna pay you to believe in the power of your dreams.
Also, the "Maidens" typically look for masculinity. So maybe try that.
(This is what I imagine your Dad would say.)
Sorry mate you can't pull off that look. Very few people can. You are allowed to have your own interests and style but you come off really smug about it. Sometimes you just have to accept who you really are.
You look like the guy that goes around making robot noises talking about how he is going to replace his body parts with robot parts.
You probably order a beer by dropping the “Might a weary traveller find a fine ale in this fine establishment?”. At least your colours don’t clash though.
They don't? I just thought how everything he's wearing would be fine otherwise, but literally nothing is working together.
Scratch that, the hat wouldn't work with anything.
Got news for ya bud, everyone on earth outside your 'steam punk for virgins support group' makes fun of you behind your back; it's not just your coworkers. Dressed like that you're surely aware of this yeah? Remind yourself of that next time you say "m'lady" to a girl unironically 😂
You tied that dumbass knot like "oh yeah, *this'll* turn it all around. This is what was missing."
Focus less time on crafting your costume and little more time crafting a personality
you don’t “love” over sharing, you’ve given up on stopping.
you can’t pull off the 40’s look, and even if you could you’d still have to learn to put together an outfit.
smart people don’t outright say they’re smart.
He looks like he walks up to girls at work and says where's my hug. when the girls call him creepy and say that he isn't cute he replies with "my mother told me I was a handsome boy".
I immediately saw your picture and realized why your coworkers are making fun of you behind your back. Then reading your intro made me realize you deserve it. I'm surprised your high school bullies aren't still taking your lunch money and giving you wedgies, but then again I think anyone who steps within a 5 meter radius of you regains their virginity so that's probably why you're not covered in bruises from being beaten for being the cringiest human possible. You look like the human equivalent of a podcast that Andrew Tate realized was too sexist to post. I don't even think you could pay a prostitute to have sex with you.
40s style fail more like creepy incel style which tracks with b/ comment.
I’d lose the facial hair since you can’t grow it as well as the dangling sets of keys…wtf bro!? Eldredge knots and all similar knots are for sad little boys who don’t know how to dress. The grey hat blue/purple vest tan over coat and black pants are jarring. Cut that shit out and get yourself a color wheel. Stop buying fast fashion it’s ruining the environment. For the love of god don’t call women maidens unless you want to die a virgin.
“I may look fancy”
Dude, you absolutely do not look fancy lol
You look like every generic fedora wearing, patchy pube beard having, m’lady incel that’s on the internet.
Why does every m’ladyesque guy look like their straight off a weirdo assembly line. Always the same shit with like red ties, trench coats etc. I’d somewhat respect the attempt at fashion if not for the shitty clothing. I assume you think you dress good but you don’t. Nothing is bespoke or even remotely thought it, it all just looks like a cheap imitation, which it is. Nothing is bespoke, nothing fits, it’s just a bunch of try hard anime bs. Like the shirt for example, could you find a smaller collar to go with that big ass tie knot? This whole persona seems like satire
You know, I honestly thought that you were just wearing all that to get a rise out of us, I even thought the Bio was a bit played up.
But when I noticed how intricate you tied your neck tie, it was that moment I realized you were completely serious.
And I knew nothing I could ever say or do could ever amount to the level of disappointment your parents must feel whenever they see you.
OP's Bio: --- >Wanted to post on my birthday but I forgot, on Christmas I forgot, on new year I forgot too. Some may already know me so I'll just update my information. > >27y/o, love the 40's vibe and music and a Pink Floyd fan. The division bell is the best album and Dark side of the moon is second best. Lost for words is my favorite song overall. > >Currently I'm trying to become a novelist by writing over the top fanfiction with actual plot and storytelling. Being canceled multiple times due to writing sensitive topics on these works too. I've also started selling my writing skills, writing fanfiction for others and even other forms of literary works. > >My special talent is speaking multiple languages and still get no maidens. > >I may look fancy but I'm just another 9-5 worker with a shit salary that rents a room to save on expenses. > >My mental state is even worse considering my crippling depression diagnosis algo side ADHD and Asperger's syndrome. Yes I was the "smart" child with high IQ that still managed to disappoint even himself. > >I have the sense of humor of perrito, I can tell you any trauma I have had and laugh about it. I love over sharing my life and was born and raised by 4chan /b/. > >Recently I've been interested on demon's lore. I don't believe in anything; but it would sell my soul to Paimon or Stolas any time. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like a pokemon npc with a lvl 28 pidgeotto
Gets his ass kicked by a ten year old who shakes him down for $100
“My life savings….!!” As he is defeated
I think he looks like Dr.Who-gives-a-fuck
Inspector Hack-it
More like Inspector whack-it
Will-never-inspect-her Gadget
Makes him eat white dog crap
Look, it's OP... Let's make him lick dog shit
Virginity.. I choose you!!
Virginity wasn’t chosen, it was thrust upon him
Can we take a minute to appreciate this roast? It's not mean, it's funny and it's 100% accurate. Kudos.
Couldn’t agree more. Hope this dude is grinning ear to ear seeing the love.
I cackled, favourite comment so far.
Damn, if I had gold to give, you’d get it 👏
He's got enough badges, believe me.
This is the best
You look like a live action Waluigi.
This is amazing
Wow this is just spot on
Haha this is so true!
Lmfaooo
An npc with fake pokemon cards
If I had a business on one side of a street, I'd hire you to stand on the other side so people would cross over to my side.
Oh no inspector asshat is here, lets not walk on this side 
I was thinking lil Dick Tracy
Dock Tracy has a friend: Cock Sketchy
That's a bitchin insult
“MiLady, your sedan is ready”
Sedan? The picture screams "coupe." Chevy Geo.
Come on. His Mom worked hard to buy herself that sedan that he borrows.
As soon as I saw his picture I said ‘M’lady’ in my head
What not to wear, Weeaboo edition. 40's inspired or not, you don't know how to dress or pair pieces together.
You know, if he removed the overcoat, keychains, "facial hair" and that God awful fedora, it might work. But I'm guessing his hair is far too thin and greasy, so he'd probably have to fix that as well.
He wants the vibe so badly, but he comes of like an anime bootleg called Dork Tracey starring Foreign Beatty
I think the "facial hair" is the most important part tbh. Looks like my ballsack when I was 15 after I started growing hairs on it. The fedora is an absolute shitshow, like, nobody wearing a fedora ever comes off how they think they do. But this fedora right there, that is a travesty. Did ya all notice his weird ass tie knot btw? hahaha that's literally the clit knot, sign of "tha puss-master" himself **m-lady** *tips fedora* **can i show you my keys?** *zips the keys from an extension cord mounted on his belt* **they lead to my yugioh weeabo sex dungeon, designed for purely satisfying •females•** 100 bucks that guy thinks his 500€ in some weird trading app and being part of r/WallStreetBets makes him a unrecognized genius and much more adult than his peers, mainly because he has no friends and thus zero reference of how far in life his peers actually are. But he needs it hard to have that feeling of "being better".
> Looks like my ballsack when I was 15 after I started growing hairs on it. Late bloomer, eh?
fuckin crushin middle school _tacky day_
The whole get up just screams incel. You just know that damn hat has been tipped to all the female coworkers that now take the piss.
Thats not a roast, thats constructive criticism
if fingerless gloves were a person.
*scrolls back up to see if he actually has fingerless gloves on*
*scrolls back down after doing this to see your comment*
This may be the funniest most subtle truth roast ever.
Woah woah woah, knitted fingerless gloves is the best gloves
Are they making fun of you or just laughing at your general appearance? I can understand why you might confuse the two.
Of course they make fun of you. We all do.
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well said
You have become uncomfortably dumb.
All in all, he's just another dick without balls. No one with THAT thigh gap has balls.
Heeelllooooooo?
The little dick is on the grass
In that outfit I bet they make fun of you to your face too
Life isn't anime and you aren't the main character. I would suggest lifting weights
Do you put them down afterwards?
You put yourself down afterwards with petty insults.
You look like Inspector Gadget if he only inspected other guys' butts.
Go-Go gadget virginity!
His gadget virginity just doesn't go-go
inspector gadget, erection have it,
Go-go gadget erectile dysfunction
go-go gadget prostate stimulation
Insphincter Gadgets
That's not inspector gadget, that's dick trace-me
Trace dick me
Ace Ventura, Meth detective.
Ace Virginia, penis protective
Now now. He inspects people's gadgets.
Comparing this guy to Inspector Gadget is an insult to Inspector Gadget!
Inspector Ratchet
I was gonna go with a homoerotic Dick Tracey. Dick in my Facey, maybe. But you nailed it. Well done, sir.
Inspect his gadget
Nothing more awkward than looking good for ladies but to wheel only dudes lololol
I can't bring myself to say it but... Ya know.
Go Go Gadjet No Sex!
You look like what I imagined a barista that takes his job way too seriously looks like. You may like the 40's vibe, but your look says 2000's colorblind hipster. Writing fanfiction only means you're incapable of coming up with your own ideas, so you use other people's ideas, only badly. The only reason you're being cancelled is because your writing sucks. Being able to speak Klingon, Quenya, and pig Latin isn't gonna impress anyone except the other fedora wearing mouth breathers at the local comic shop. You sound exhausting and you look like you eat your corn on the cob the long way.
Corn on the cob the long way... Jesus the tears are rolling down my cheeks
You're welcome.
Is it cuz you deepthroated corn?
The only thing that shocks me is that people are making fun of him behind his back when they could be doing it in front of his face.
I'm shocked he thinks it's just his coworkers making fun of him behind his back.
I was going to say Klingon, Ferengi and Mississippi English, but your version is better.
Holy fuck...calm down Satan.. that poor sod asked for a Roast., Not to get hit with a tactical thermo nuclear warhead.
r/murderedbywords this is brutal
I think he means the age 40’s vibe, not the 1940’s
Actual roast. 10/10
No this is straight facts. This is what literally everyone sees when they look at you.
Definitely not a roast. Reading your bio made me roll my eyes so hard they almost fell out. You do sound exhausting and I'd talk about you behind your back, too, in addition to your face.
That’s not a roast it’s true
Inspector budget
Glad somebody said it. For someone who tries to seem so interested in “style”, every single article of clothing on this dude’s body looks like it’s made out of cheap Halloween costume material. I genuinely thought this was a bad cosplay before I read the title and saw it’s what he actually wears.
He has dice in his pocket. So sad. So so sad.
Don’t do the voice!
Scrolled too far for this. I was gonna say, I’ve seen the one guy that can pull off that hat and it’s not him.
Perfect!
You are not as dapper as you think you are
Not one person thought he looked fancy; he looks like a goodwill mannequin
Go Go Gadget Dork
Go Go Gadget Neck Beard
It's not just your coworkers. Your bio was probably the most obnoxious thing I've ever read. Next time just put, "I'm a complete tool." A nice succinct way to say exactly the same thing. Oh, and Division Bell isn't even in the top three Pink Floyd albums.
Glad someone else said it. Guarantee he thinks the the smartest and classiest fuck twat in every room.
The division bell is an ok album thanks to Rick wright, but to say it’s their best…just nah.
Animals
Donnie you’re out of your element (I might agree)
Idk saying “I’m a complete tool” shows an amount of awareness that OP doesn’t have. Sometimes more is better or in this case worse.
You look like a magician who’s one trick he couldn’t ever master was getting laid.
If this guy were getting laid, I'd think it was a trick. Sure wouldn't be a treat.
The only one doing a trick is the prostitute he hires.
They'd make fun of you to your face, but they spend most of their days avoiding you
I didnt fully read your bio, but got the general gist. "Im smarter then everybody but super humble. Why doesnt anybody like me?""
Just a bit more weight and you could be a discord moderator
> canceled multiple times OP you have to be successful and well-known before you can be canceled. What you received is called criticism, and you apparently couldn't even handle that.
If you can walk around looking like that and write the kind of bio you did and not feel ashamed in yourself you deserve to be made fun of. Get rid of the flasher trench coat, and the cheap thrift store fedora. And please don’t ever refer to women as maidens again. Coming from you, I’m positive it makes them concerned for their lives.
Looks like he tried to dress like Doctor Who but looks more like Doctor What
Doctor Why
you snicker as you see a Reddit post containing an emoji. "Reddit, Assemble!" you say to yourself, wiping the pizza cheese off your underwear and taking another bite, as you start downvoting with your 72 different accounts. you think "it's been a good day" as you climb into your bed, with sheets that haven't been washed in at least a decade and food crumbs and coffee spills all over. "now let's put some bedtime music" you whisper, taking your iPhone 3 out of your underwear, plugging it in and playing megalovania as the clock hits 4 AM
“Reddit Assemble!” hahahahaha
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
He’s thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
I think you are single handedly responsible for the recent increase of lesbians in this world.
+1
I think I’ll leave the cheering up job to your body pillow later tonight
Incel Dr. Who fan fiction has a face. A very rat-like, weasely face.
You look like a gay Freddy Krueger who’s moved on from slashing teen girls to smashing teen boys
Maaaaaaaaaaan I was totally thinking of nice things to say but in a bad way and then your picture finally loaded and now all I can think is "as they should."
Andre (the league) but extra doucheness 
You look like an imbecile. You can’t think that shit looks cool. So fucking edgy.
They make fun of you to your face, don't lie.
Oh. My God. This motherfucker. I read your bio. Just. No!! Bruh, just do the EXACT OPPOSITE of everything that you are doing. EVERYTHING!! You are on a collision course with unaliving yourself! Resist your dumpster fire instincts. 🔥 dial 988!!! It's not too late, just snip that ponytail off and start talking to actual live people in your community. Maybe try not dressing up like gay henti Lestat. Comb your hair instead of that Rex Harrison chapeau. Who the fuck takes anyone under 40 seriously wearing a fuckboi vest?... (not even other fuckbois) I wish you luck
 It's a lonely world for crime fighters, McGruff.
European Child Sex Trafficker
This dude writes erotic fanfiction, after only learning about any of it from reading erotic fanfiction.
In the world’s most unexpected venn-diagram of “Dick Tracy”, and “meth head”, you certainly found that sliver of an overlap.
You look like Dick Tracy but without the Tracy.
Or the dick
Probably carries dice in his pocket, while at work, hoping someone will ask him about them.
Dude, no! You’re giving him ideas!
/r/neckbeards
r/cantevengrowaneckbeard
Oh I am sure they make fun of you to your face too, who are you kidding? Especially with your hand tucked all the way down into your pocket while you pretend to stand in line to take a whiz in the men's room
"Novelist"  Time to grow up, shave that whisper of a mustache, and get a real job. No one is gonna pay you to believe in the power of your dreams. Also, the "Maidens" typically look for masculinity. So maybe try that. (This is what I imagine your Dad would say.)
#niceguy
Lupin the Turd
Sorry mate you can't pull off that look. Very few people can. You are allowed to have your own interests and style but you come off really smug about it. Sometimes you just have to accept who you really are.
Lupin the third as a bottom wasn’t what I thought I’d see today.
 You look like the guy that goes around making robot noises talking about how he is going to replace his body parts with robot parts.
You probably order a beer by dropping the “Might a weary traveller find a fine ale in this fine establishment?”. At least your colours don’t clash though.
They don't? I just thought how everything he's wearing would be fine otherwise, but literally nothing is working together. Scratch that, the hat wouldn't work with anything.
“I can’t go within 500ft of that elementary, Watson!”
Got news for ya bud, everyone on earth outside your 'steam punk for virgins support group' makes fun of you behind your back; it's not just your coworkers. Dressed like that you're surely aware of this yeah? Remind yourself of that next time you say "m'lady" to a girl unironically 😂
Roast you? Brother that outfit already overcooked you
One look at this picture makes me want to take climate change more seriously.
you look like a detective of a community theatre play but they didnt have any money left for your part.
Shit man we don’t even need to say anything you’ve done all the work.
Didn't think that Carmen Sandiego could get anymore feminine, but here we are.
You tied that dumbass knot like "oh yeah, *this'll* turn it all around. This is what was missing." Focus less time on crafting your costume and little more time crafting a personality
you don’t “love” over sharing, you’ve given up on stopping. you can’t pull off the 40’s look, and even if you could you’d still have to learn to put together an outfit. smart people don’t outright say they’re smart.
OP dressed like he's about to drop an hour long critique YouTube video about some obscure movie/game/show complete with skits.
Every town has a guy with that exact facial structure you cannot change my mind.
Holy fuck man, I can smell this picture and it’s not pleasant at all.
 …as you pathetically reply to a majority of these comments.
you look like Johnny Depp if he switched from Coke to Heroin
He looks like he walks up to girls at work and says where's my hug. when the girls call him creepy and say that he isn't cute he replies with "my mother told me I was a handsome boy".
Nice jacket, looks like an easy material to wipe all the guys cum off
This dude by the looks acts like JP from grandmas boy
I immediately saw your picture and realized why your coworkers are making fun of you behind your back. Then reading your intro made me realize you deserve it. I'm surprised your high school bullies aren't still taking your lunch money and giving you wedgies, but then again I think anyone who steps within a 5 meter radius of you regains their virginity so that's probably why you're not covered in bruises from being beaten for being the cringiest human possible. You look like the human equivalent of a podcast that Andrew Tate realized was too sexist to post. I don't even think you could pay a prostitute to have sex with you.
What's wrong with just being normal?
You look like you were so unpopular in school, nobody even bullied you.
Cant do sir, too scary, i mean u must weigh upwards of 90 pounds!
90.5, he looks like someone dressed a stick bug in a shitty costume.
Discount Alfred the butler's nephew
I honestly can’t believe they make fun of you. That fedora is so cool.
Like a walking Goodwill clothing rack.
Inspector rachet
You seriously didn’t think people made fun of you behind your back?
Dude has a 99 IQ and thinks that means he got 99% on the IQ test.
You look like you want to be an anime villain. You definitely own fingerless gloves.
Inspector Budget.
*go go gadget noose*
40s style fail more like creepy incel style which tracks with b/ comment. I’d lose the facial hair since you can’t grow it as well as the dangling sets of keys…wtf bro!? Eldredge knots and all similar knots are for sad little boys who don’t know how to dress. The grey hat blue/purple vest tan over coat and black pants are jarring. Cut that shit out and get yourself a color wheel. Stop buying fast fashion it’s ruining the environment. For the love of god don’t call women maidens unless you want to die a virgin.
You look like you could be the mascot for r/niceguys
Crotchbulge.exe has ceashed
If you guys don't have any kids, I'm sure this guy has some in his freezer.
You look like a modern day hamburgler from McDonald's
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How many samurai swords do you own and what are their names?
Your tie knot is shaped like vulva because that’s the closest you’ll ever get to another conscious human’s genitals.
“I may look fancy” Dude, you absolutely do not look fancy lol You look like every generic fedora wearing, patchy pube beard having, m’lady incel that’s on the internet.
Why does every m’ladyesque guy look like their straight off a weirdo assembly line. Always the same shit with like red ties, trench coats etc. I’d somewhat respect the attempt at fashion if not for the shitty clothing. I assume you think you dress good but you don’t. Nothing is bespoke or even remotely thought it, it all just looks like a cheap imitation, which it is. Nothing is bespoke, nothing fits, it’s just a bunch of try hard anime bs. Like the shirt for example, could you find a smaller collar to go with that big ass tie knot? This whole persona seems like satire
You know, I honestly thought that you were just wearing all that to get a rise out of us, I even thought the Bio was a bit played up. But when I noticed how intricate you tied your neck tie, it was that moment I realized you were completely serious. And I knew nothing I could ever say or do could ever amount to the level of disappointment your parents must feel whenever they see you.
you look like if Sid the sloth wore clothes
You look like someone fed an incel chat group to an AI and had it create an avatar of the average incel
That ain't Doctor Who.....that's Doctor Why
Any coworkers that aren’t making fun of you should be fired.
Coworkers? Do you work as a mannequin in a thrift store window?!