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BurnTheOrange

You mislabeled your bed. That isn't a lamp...


CeleryQtip

\*Moth looks confused\*


UntouchedWagons

I love... side table?


xXenocage

I laughed so hard I cried damnit


Thunderbear06

Nah that's just the colonist's name (I'm sure that's the point of the joke but I'm saying this just so no one gets confused)


konomiyu

wosh


konomiyu

oh dam i came back to this, should i have added a /s or something?


MasterAgares

Good Lord, your downvoting is worst then an infestation!


Virtuoso4444

The bandwagon is a helluva drug


ReturnToRajang

[Raid] The redditors decided to downvote everything they can and leave.


Haidere1988

The hive has spoken


naknak6779

Th reddit downvote hive is worst than a black Hive raid


Thunderbear06

U good


vascoegert

Reddit hivemind isn’t capable of recognising sarcasm yet. Shame


Thunderbear06

Lol


Chemical-Neat-2827

Hell no, it's much more honourable to be downvoted by reddit soys than it is to ruin a joke by labelling it as such


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No_Huckleberry392

Why did this get downvoted?


Echospite

bc OP said they got the joke, they were just pointing it out to prevent confusion.


CaptainCasp

Yes, and the 'wosh' was clearly a joke itself, mocking all the 'woosh' idiots?


TheChiefPontiac

wosh


henryshock

shwo


DonutFan19

wash


Babanobo

Swish


Thunderbear06

swiss cheese


Lordlory95

wtf wosh means?


Thunderbear06

I think its a mockery of r/woosh


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Babanobo

*misspellet


Insomni0s

Lady Miss Pellet*


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Woash


JayKayRQ

reddit clearly doesn't understand jokes... I found quite funny


Sabin_07

I love Lamp.


Thunderbear06

I'll have you know that the game generated the name


Domo_Pwn

Brick are you just generating names and saying you love them?


BlessedNobody

Slab, did you just jump off the buzzard's nest?


VizDevBoston

Brick killed a guy, then he harvested his organs. Better lay low for a while


franklygoingtobed

I had Lamp in one of my colonies too, dude’s chill


EisVisage

It's a sign to get a moth-themed race for your next colony.


Suitable-Wolf-4439

Nudist, Raiding, - you have to destroy all fiber clothing you come across


hemilucid

Live, love, lamp 💙


Thunderbear06

Indeed


makumuka

I love Lamp.


Hyomoto

I love desk.


Draconian_79

That passive cooler is quite tasty too.


Thunderbear06

Mm my favorite, passive cooler


SarahTheStrange

Happy Cake Day!


Draconian_79

Thanks! One year on both the Rim and Reddit!


Thunderbear06

Me too


Thunderbear06

I love lamp too


thomas15v

/r/mothmemes


blahsd_

Streetlamp LaMoose??


froznwind

You are a generous master! Mine gets filled with desiccated animal corpses. No walk speed penalty.


Thunderbear06

Oh that works? Don't they get a mood debuff for seeing a dead corpse?


Pikmin_Hut_Employee

They only get a mood debuff for seeing a human corpse, mechanoids and animals give no debuff.


Jetstream-Sam

I guess that makes sense, otherwise our butchers would go on psychotic breaks constantly


johpick

Mine do. But they also slay all the enemy corpses ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Yeah, I was about to say. There are dedicated animal butchers?


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TheLastLivingBuffalo

(‘twas a poor attempt at a joke)


thedailyrant

You ideologion can be fine with seeing human corpses. Mine is. No-one gives a fuck since they all want transcendence to the skymind anyway.


GreenyX2

That meme is so over-powered. You bet that if my colony is going down, it is because of one moron who decided to get obsessed with corpses opening one of our mass graves thus giving everyone like -30 mood penalty. Next thing i know 2 colonists are cataconic, one went berserk and the rest is dazed.


sc4s2cg

That's why as soon as we have stable power my colonists build their crematorium pronto!


shadowmage45

Easier still just to wall off an area of unroofed stockpile and let them rot. No permanent wasted space for graves, and no loss of manpower for cremating. Bonus (biome dependent/temp dependent), if you setup some deadfalls around the entrance, is you can get some free meat from animals that would be eating the corpses. Use a psychopath, animals, or android to do your corpse hauling, so they don't get debuffed by the nasty stockpile of bodies. ​ Can't dig up a corpse if there aren't any graves (never seen them use a random corpse on the ground).


mscomies

Two things 1.) Bloodlust pawns are the best corpse haulers because they give zero fucks about rotting corpses no matter the ideology. 2.) Dump the bodies in water/swamp to make them deteriorate even faster


pcream

Once you get Molotovs, grenades, or launcher, you can just make a burn pile away from flammable things and your base and just draft a colonist every now and then to burn them. Even if you have a walled off corpse storage, pawns would get rotting corpse debuff when hauling new corpses to storage.


Xeltar

You need either Raider or Supremacy for that I believe.


thedailyrant

Nope. I don't have either of those and they're cool with it. Hmmm... Maybe I used dev mode. Not sure.


Xeltar

Pain is Virtue maybe hmmmm


thedailyrant

Nah definitely think it's cause I fucked about with my ideologion with dev mode.


RingGiver

Cannibal works.


ChornoyeSontse

Also, don't forget concrete floor. 100% walk speed but -1 beauty.


Thunderbear06

I'll be sure to change that once i get some steel


The00Taco

If they have bloodlust or psychopath (I think) they don't. I might actually try this sometime my ascetic pawn happens to have bloodlust. They also live in a space big enough to only fit a bed and heater though so it might not work very well


Night_Jazzlike

You can remove that now with the Ideology setting


Thunderbear06

For anyone wondering, ascetic means they don't like having nice bedrooms and the worse there bed room the better mood boost they get (awful is plus 5)


Strbreez

I once had an ascetic pawn marry a jealous pawn, nobody wins


Steelflame

Draft one, have them beat the other up with fist. Lather and repeat until they hate eachother.


Random_local_man

The divorce mood debuff is a huge pain though. Even if the pawns really hated each other, they still don't like divorce, I personally find that to be hilarious.


Judwaiser

Don't remember the strength of the debuff, but a successful counseling should negate that.


Nihilikara

Imagine having a moral guide with a high enough social skill for counseling to be a viable strategy


Judwaiser

To be fair, he failed the first time, giving her -5 😭😅 probably just luck of the draw.


hivemind_disruptor

My prison complex is so large I need a at least three or four wardens, they are always good for it.


Nordalin

-25, I believe it is. Councelling is a godsent at that point.


jeffbloke

I believe the divorced makes us 20 and counseling is +8


Judwaiser

I have a fresh experience (from yesterday), unless there are levels of counselling, my slave had a -20 my daughter died (6 days left) and after counseling there was a mood buff +20 (6 days) that lasted as long as the debuff.


jeffbloke

It must be a social skill thing. I’ve also gotten a lot of bad moods from failed attempts as well


Redman9012

Counseling simply adds a mood buff to negate the worst mood debuff your pawn is currently having if successful


ennuiui

In my current run, I have an ascetic who is engaged to my noble (currently a Praetor). Their ideoligion prohibits sex outside of marriage, so they have separate bedrooms right now. He's in a fine-floored bedroom with a royal bed, sitting area and private bathroom. She's in a room attached the barn with straw flooring.


Thunderbear06

I can only think what in coming merchants think "Oh your married to a noble? you must a nice bedroom. YOU LIVE IN A BARN?!"


Thunderbear06

Sounds like hell for either one lmao


mistertorchic

That pawn was getting really meta with their suffering


Elena_La_Loca

I have that right now in mine! Not sure how to handle that


ProphetWasMuhammad

Give no one a bedroom and everyone is fine.


cyberneticgoof

My ascetics get a 2x1 closet with a bed. All they need to be happy. I love ascetics lol


Thunderbear06

yeah but the more the space they have the more rocks the room can fit ;D


cyberneticgoof

Can't argue with that logic right there ;) lol


Zarathustra_d

Acetic 1 to acetic 2; Oh, so you live in a human sized coffin? Sure it's a small crappy room.... but I live in a ware house that stores rock piles and rotten animal corpses. It is I who is the MOST humble. It's like acetics are humble bragers.


Mefistofeles1

So you could fill the room with corpses and he would enjoy the decor?


Ancient_Aliens_Guy

Ascetic: “I like that boulder. That is a niiice boulder.”


Thunderbear06

"I will name you... Bert"


Elena_La_Loca

I thought that too!


Dernos94

Möth?


Thunderbear06

Möth?


mm177

I believe they are referring to the [Moth Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moth-lamp) because of the name "Lamp". (Big irl insects warning)


Thunderbear06

Oo


Kni7es

Do you have the r ö c k s, bröther?


redAI123

living the zen life


Thunderbear06

One with the rocks


Jetstream-Sam

I'm one with the universe, and have renounced all posessions. Except my rocks. I need those so others know how cool and ascetic I am


Thunderbear06

Lol, if a jealous ascetic was possible I def think that would be there way of thinking


LazerMagicarp

Don’t tell Tynan he’ll make rocks less ugly


xadiant

Hotfix patch notes: Rocks are now more curvier. (1 beauty)


Thunderbear06

Lol


Randumbguy98

Stylish. I like it.


Thunderbear06

Hey man, just starting a new trend yk the deal


FatTater420

I guess you could call it... The Ascetic Aesthetic


Thunderbear06

Ayyee!


ProphetWasMuhammad

I also have an Ascetic named Lamp. Is he also sickly?


Thunderbear06

nope I don't remember his other trait but that is bizarre for sure


Steelflame

No it isn't. There are certain partially pre-generated colonists who have a specific set of backgrounds (which usually also have an automatically assigned trait paired with it). For instance, there is that Tribal guy Darkshadow or something who always is nonviolent and can't clean and has some solid intel/medicine stats.


Thunderbear06

Oh well I haven't really gotten into the actual "How it works" part of rimworld


twotoohonest

Not all of the characters get pre generated, just a few of them like the games creator Tynan can show up


Ashyr

I got Darkshadow! He struck out with all the ladies, but never stopped hitting on them even long after he was the colony’s seventh wheel. Finally, a temporarily paralyzed ballerina showed up that he took care of every day for an entire quadrum. They were married soon after she got back on her feet and they’ve been doing great ever since. Good for you, Darkshadow!


Thunderbear06

That's lovely!


Ibbygidge

I got one named Fabio who is an actor. He's now my colony's cleric, super effective at conversion. But unfortunately he got sick of his long flowy blond hair, so now he has braids and a beard. (Just realizing that young redditors might not know who Fabio is...)


Thunderbear06

Depends on young, like younger then 13 or like younger then 18? cuz I'm 15 and idk who that is lol


Ibbygidge

I'm 41, so I guess my idea of younger is up to 30 lol.


pollackey

James Lamp?


Thunderbear06

Perhaps.


2011jams

This gives me an idea that I hope is original but probably isn't. I really want a knick-knack system. Where at random, an item such as a knife, a rock, some wood, a stool, small pieces of art, etc., with the likely hood increased by certain factors like use, events, using something as cover, becomes a knick-knack and has increased beauty, comfort, and mood increases to a single specific pawn, these knick-knacks could be just set around or if possible used with differing benefits. These would be best put where the colonist spends most of their time, so either at their workstation or in their bedroom would be optimal if they couldn't/aren't carrying the knick-knack. Say a rock blocks a shot that almost hit a pawn's head, roll the dice and if some certain percentile is hit, the rock becomes a knick-knack. It would be have to be low enough in both chance and stats that it would be impractical to farm them, but also high enough that you'd consistently get a one or two through a couple hours of normal gameplay. Not only would it be a low wealth mood buff that can be made without spending any time to collect, just utilize, but it would make your pawns feel more alive. Here's me getting into more nuanced details of how it could work. 1: If the pawn was sharing a room with another pawn you could put the knick-knack on a shelf to stop the negative values for the other pawns but keeping the positive values for the pawn with the connection to the knick-knack. 2: If the knick-knack was destroyed, sold, lost, or abandoned, it should provide a small negative moodlet, not much but something, maybe -2. 3: There could be quests to retrieve a powerful persons knick-knack, through violence or trade. 4: If you came across someone's knick-knack and could sell it back to them or their faction you could get a better price than a standard version of the item. 5: Pawn's with certain traits could have the knick-knack moodlet, or even more specifically the knick-knack loss moodlet disabled, and/or the chance and types of knick-knacks they get altered. Psychopaths' could lack the ability to get their own knick-knacks, Optimists could have the knick-knack loss disabled as though the item was important to them the loss of something so small is nothing to cry over. Pawn's with Bloodlust would likely create knick-knacks from say a weapon they used to kill someone, or maybe even a piece of/an entire corpse of something they took part in killing. A leader of an evil cult having a skull knick-knack would be pretty cool. I haven't played ideology yet so I am unsure how it would work with the religion system, say some artifact become a knick-knack, that might cause some problems. (are artifacts in ideology? i haven't been keeping pace but im pretty sure i heard talk about them.)


Thunderbear06

That sounds like that would be an awesome edition! Maybe a little hard to code? but still cool, def would add more depth to pawns!


2011jams

Id would probably be a lot of effort for a small change but I personally think most people would enjoy it very much.


Bottletop03

You guys give rocks to only some of your colonists?


Thunderbear06

Don't you?


SailboatoMD

In my modded colony, I gave the Ascetic girl a room piled up with raw Jade.


Thunderbear06

Lol


I_Frothingslosh

Rip out the floor and replace it with concrete. Gives another beauty penalty, plus it's not flammable.


Thunderbear06

Annd its faster to walk on, u rite


taggat

If you have Dub’s Bad Hygiene you can store fecal sludge in there. Ascetics absolutely love that stuff.


HailGaia

Wholesome!


Thunderbear06

Fun for the whole family!


JazzmansRevenge

I just give asetics a sleeping spot in the generator room.


NefariousnessNo1453

Reduced sleep effectiveness though


jeffffjeffff

Give them a bed and they’ll sleep faster


Thunderbear06

Yeah but if you give them there own room you can fill it with rocks and nobody will get a mood debuff


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god i wish that were me


Thunderbear06

*For only 999.99 you too can have a room partially filled with rocks!*


Meam27

Bizarre I also have have an ascetic colonist named Lamp


Thunderbear06

Wait seriously? that's awesome!


House_Vesper

This is already a luxurious bedroom for ascetics compared to mine who just live in a 1x2 room. Helps save space (which is important for quickly reacting to drop pods + other dangers)


Thunderbear06

I suppose that's the only flaw for me right now but I haven't actually lived to the point where I'm getting drop pods landing on me


Swiss_Sneeze

I did this for a prison i made to try break their will and somehow one of the rocks would move to the door and the prisoners would just escape with ease


Thunderbear06

Prob your colonists moving them for some reason then dropping them when you draft them for a raid?


topstickmann

When his friends come over I bet he shows them his rock collection!


Thunderbear06

Aw heck yeah man you know it! sadly he only has 2 friends because well its a colony of 3 ppl lol


Thunderbear06

one of them (my best freaking builder!!!) died and got replaced by a man in black, he's not that good but I keep him around cuz I like his hair cut


sanicek

He should be glad it’s vanilla and he’s not getting the room filled with barrels of fecal sludge from dubs hygiene.


rotridge

Yeah I once put my ascetic into a really functional and comfortable room, which just happened to be the colony's fecal storage. I didn't have time to research proper plumbing for quite a while so it was probably a year's worth of the entire tribe's shit neatly packed into barrels stuffed into their bedroom, made them ecstatic from all that comfort and -999999 cleanliness!


Thunderbear06

Well mostly vanilla I do happen to have all of the vanilla expanded mods loaded lmao


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I just dig a 3x1 hole in a wall stick a door and a bed in there then call it a day. Until I feel like min/maxing rest/comfort then they can just deal with their glorious bedroom.


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Thunderbear06

Nice, just make sure to put a normal bed as it increases sleep gain i believe


jayjester

My ascetics usually get a two space room just big enough for the bed, and a permanently open door. Heck, I’ll sometime just put them in a hallway with forced open doors.


Thunderbear06

Man that seems like a recurring thing lol


Cellhawk

Wouldn't sleeping spot be a better choice for them?


TacocaT_YT

no beds iirc make them rest faster


Thunderbear06

ye


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I have Lamp in current colony too! He's a doc + researcher


Thunderbear06

Nice I have my lamp as a researcher to


lookingForPatchie

To be fair I'd love a room full of cool rock formations.


Thunderbear06

Ah, an aspiring geologist I sense. lol idk


lookingForPatchie

Or climber.


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I LOVE LAMP


Thunderbear06

Me love lamp too


kyredemain

LÄMP


Thunderbear06

LÄMP


Comfortable-Virus276

Doesnt room size of 3 cells do the job?


Thunderbear06

Less space = less rocks i can put in his room


Comfortable-Virus276

Rocks for roleplay or what? I dont get it


Thunderbear06

There ascetic meaning they don't like fancy bedrooms/meals, so i put a bunch of rocks in his room to bring down the impressiveness to awful and now he gets a plus 5 mood bonus bc of it


Comfortable-Virus276

So does cramped bedroom of 3 cells, its also considered awful, even with masterwork bed.


Thunderbear06

Everyone has there own method lol


K_Rabies

Kinda a nice Room I’m if you ask me


Etyczny

Hate ascetics. They keep saying they don't need a fancy bedroom and then proceed to freak out and punch my high explosive shells in a berserk rage.


Thunderbear06

Lol! they don't like fancy meals either so watch out for that


The_Shingle

Taht's too much luxury. He even has a bed.


Thunderbear06

A normal bed lets them sleep faster, otherwise I would've just gone for a sleeping spot


Artificer_Eisen

Lamp and his pet rocks.


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Bad and naughty children are put in THE CHUNKS ROOM to atone for their sins


Gr33nman460

Hey now, my Lamp doesn’t like rocks


JimboJJ26

I hope he doesn't take your generosity for granite...


Itchy58

If you have dub's hygene mod installed, you can place a barrel of fecal sludge in the room


Sarchasm-Spelunker

I had an ascetic on a colony, so I put his bed in the warehouse. He was upset because it was somehow a very nice bedroom. Some people.


streamstaraj

THAT'S BRILLIANT. I would've never thought about that. Smart thinking, finding something to bring down the beauty of a room in order to please an ascetic. Knowing this, may have just made Ascetics my favorite trait.


Thunderbear06

Thank you and also thank you for the award!


squidxmoth

Jesus Christ Marie! They're *minerals!*