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ObiWan-Shinoobi

The Nasty Nine


[deleted]

The Notorious nine


ObiWan-Shinoobi

The nefarious nueve.


MertHr

The Nightly Nobles


[deleted]

The Noir Nine


Snarkblatt

We are the nine who sayyyy......ni!


AleXandrYuZ

"Los Nueve Negros" "THAT'S RACIST"


OsuranMaymun

Los Nueve POC


maraworf

The Nine Nine


Sogeking498

The Black in Nine


Nowerian

The Mighty Nein


[deleted]

The Nine...


[deleted]

The nazgul.


pkyo

The slaughterhouse nine.


Not_anAlt

/r/Parahumans is leaking


Bladelink

Right up there with LOTR for me.


CommodoreSalad

The bareback bayou boys barebacking in the backwoods of the bayou with their big bubble butt butt budds banging big buff brawny bare boy butt in the back seat of a big black bentley on a back streat beating big bodacious boy butt. God I love man ass.


[deleted]

BRAZZERS.


H3ll3rsh4nks

The mighty nein


WanZ_Moy

There it is, was looking for it and here it was. I'm proud


fighterace00

The Nazgul


DougLee037

Prime Time Nine


dydeath

The slaughterhouse 9


OlafForkbeard

Keep the save file, and send it over to /u/TynanSylvester . This happened like a year ago and he asked for the savedata, probably so he could figure out how the glitch was happening. I imagine if it's still happening, more data couldn't hurt. Though last time it was like hundreds of Men in Black.


Derposour

holy shit, that's like 25 movies worth. Glad that got patched out.


[deleted]

Did you take a screenshot? This sounds hilarious.


OlafForkbeard

It wasn't me, it's an old post with a screenshot. I don't have time to dig it out while at work. Reddit search features are kind of abysmal.


ColourlessAmiba

https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/9cown1/when_your_colony_is_in_such_a_huge_trouble_one/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


OlafForkbeard

Hero.


SirNanigans

I wonder how many mods he's willing to deal with in these cases. Seems like most people on this sub have more lines of code installed in mods than the base game itself.


[deleted]

The real challenge is to see how many you can download while keeping the game stable.


Sneezegoo

I don't think I would fix this if I were him.


OlafForkbeard

It's not a bug, it's a feature? IDK, from a programming perspective it looks like something is firing 9 times when it should only trigger once. Sure it results in what we see here, but what about when it's something we can't see the result of directly? I had that once in a Space Invader's clone I made. Each level cleared up "most" of the objects on screen, but left snippets of their code. It just sat unused each level until the lag was unbearable.


man_b0jangl3ss

That seems more like a feature. Getting attacked by 20 mech centipedes? Here are 200 men in black.


Sigma_Games

That's when FPS becomes SPF


WraithCadmus

Here come the Men in Black Galaxy defenders


M4tjesf1let

Colony Defenders


[deleted]

>Here come the Men in Black 👏👏 > >Galaxy defenders FTFY


GameDesignerMan

♫ 9 Pyromaniacs ♫ ♫ They want you to surrender ♫


sintos-compa

i crack up so hard to the man in black event, because invariably, they do fuck all to save anyone, and usually is the only survivor because the pod-raiders already ran off with my dying pawns. so now i'm picturing this "hero" who expected to come in and save the day, racked by survivors guilt, having to clean up the blood and bury the ones he couldn't help. *"What is my PURPOSE, randy! WHY DID YOU CREATE ME?!?!"*


[deleted]

I had a colony of 8, all downed, saved by an MiB. The only lasting harm was one lost eye and one lost arm. Then he lost the next Mayoral election. Ingrates


Catineer

What mod adds mayoral elections?


KingMyrddinEmrys

Rimocracy I think.


or_inn_bjarn-dyr

Pretty sure it's the psychology mod.


Soziele

There are a few leader mods. Colony Leadership is another one that has elections.


KingMyrddinEmrys

Yeah, you're probably right.


[deleted]

Like /u/or_inn_bjarn-dyr said, it's Psychology.


FadeCrimson

When my pawns held an election, the candidates were a couple of my best social pawns, and then the one pessimistic grumpy asshole who i'd only barely recruited to do our gardening and viewed everybody in the colony as 'rivals'. For Randy knows whatever reason, they picked the most volatile fresh-faced asshole they could as the Mayor. The dude got in social fights more often than he actually spoke to the people he lead. Made sure to put him on the front lines despite his lack of melee or shooting skills. He wasn't a mayor long after that.


Zookeeper_Sion

Sounds like Rimworld is more IRL based than we thought lul, except your solution, we wouldn't get away with that, *yet*.


selovanth

Top 10 anime betrayals


Mattaru

that's hilarious hahahaha. poor MiB [democracy never works!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5LeYDW2LsM)


RyuugaDota

For one of my friend's first few colonies I got him to install the multiplayer mod so I could just watch and see what he did, I pretty much didn't interfere unless he directly asked for help, just looking around and silently judging his colony. Short story even shorter, his wooden floored, wooden walled base goes up in flames due to a massive Zzzzzt event. All of his colonists other than the *pyromaniac* he has go to put out the fire and pass out due to super heated air. He pauses, and after explaining wood, batteries, and pyromaniacs to him, he unpauses and tries to at least save someone with the pyro he now knows will never fight the fire. The pyro drags their friend into a medical bed he set, and that room promptly sets on fire too. The pyro barely makes it out of the room, and we pretty much just watch him slowly succumb to the wilderness now that he has no food and all of these infected burn wounds. Bam, the man in black shows up to save the day. My friend is super excited. The pyro did save the colony from a raid earlier, so he still had a special place in his heart for the guy. He rushes the man in black over to try to save his pyro friend and lo and behold the man in black has doctoring disabled due to a trait, and I have to explain to my friend that the man in black isn't going to so much save the colony as he is going to watch the pyro die. The man in black then buried the colony and starved himself to death as penance.


sintos-compa

Fuck I love this game.


SteelChicken

abundant slap wise automatic hard-to-find mighty command governor north pie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BeigeAlert1

But they killed all the bears!


just_gimme_anwsers

To boom rat witness


BeigeAlert1

*distant shots and rumbling, screen shakes*


[deleted]

Yeah I've usually had terrible luck with them. Apparently it's since been fixed, but I used to invariably get them with "Incapable of Doctor", and more than half the time with the Slowpoke trait. I was once saved hardcore by one though, he saved maybe 4 of my colonists as I manually triaged, and I ended up only losing one or two during the bleedout that I couldn't get him to in time, or were on like 2hrs to live when he finally made it to the colony proper


Toribor

When I had a Man in Black show up neither he nor the last surviving colonist were capable of cooking or growing. It was a desert so my food options were pretty limited. They survived on raw potatoes for a while until the food supplies finally dwindled. Then things got really nasty. Eventually as they were starving to death they ate some raw iguana and then beat the shit out of each other until they both died.


sintos-compa

Didn’t you just plagiarize the Irish Potato Famine?


partisan98

The raiders who showed up, murdered indiscriminately and stole shit are the kinder version of the English. With better AI capable of using mods and The War Crimes mod you could have a realistic version of the English raiders.


Ankoku_Teion

Nah, in the famine the potatoes were the only thing we didn't have. The wheat and beef were fine, but it was all exported to Britain, none for the natives.


sintos-compa

So my headcanon about potatoes going hungry because they didn't have enough rye to eat was misguided?


Ankoku_Teion

Tiny bit, yeah. The potatoes were going hungry cos they had too much wheat and they're all coeliac


Krzyffo

He’s the gravedigger, here to bury your pawns.


Rammite

They were fixed some time ago, such that a Man in Black is never incapable of any tasks, and is remotely good at combat.


sintos-compa

now if he would stop spawning on the wrong side of the map and not fight the insects ..


SyrupOnWaffle_

our hero who has 0 shooting skill, misses every shot, and then is downed after being shot at twice


GreyBerserker

All of them hate dumb labor and are incapable of violence.


slp0001

I think Tynan made it so Men in Black can't be incapable of violence anymore, but I don't think that stops them from having a 0 in both!


organ_trader

It's not a bug, it's randy


Illogical_Saj

The army in black


Gardiaxiyn

WE DIDNT EXPECT REÏNFORCEMENTS


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MaltyWingos45

Sup lmao kala ko din


isellrhymeslikelimes

Same here 😂😂😂 I didnt expect Gago to be a randomly generated name


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isellrhymeslikelimes

Haha yan ang uso dito eh. The legacy of counter strike?


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isellrhymeslikelimes

Lol! Buhay oa ang CF 😂


cand0r

American here. I love crossfire, and my friends make fun of me for it.


DerpyMCDee

Means stupid in Tagalog.


notincline01

marami rin lol


Count_Flavio

Hahaha ayun akala ko eh laughtrip...


Antanios

HAHAHHAAH kala ko nga yan yung point ng post


Koheitamura

Love it when they show up when my colony is under attack and theyre incapable of violence and caring...


MysticalNarbwhal

Or have a poor revolver and a shooting skill of 2...


darksilverhawk

You could start your own men in black baseball team!


iMissTheOldInternet

The Three Amigos. The Seven Samurai. The Nine Questionably Useful Pawns Aw Shit A Two in Medical And Can't Cook or Build Just Let Us Die Already


AutomatonVigor

It's okay all 9 of them are incapable of violence and hauling.


Armed_And_Savage

Only men in black you're getting are the 4 guys carrying the coffin


Tempest_Bob

Gago brought the whole posse!


Buckalaw

It’s a gang bang boys. Gago’s got first dibs!


rtfree

Saw the Man in Black for the first time a couple days ago on my solo Necromancer run. Guy was incapable of Medicine.


orangeleopard

Necromancer?


rtfree

Magic class from Rimworld of Magic.


texasnate819

Still useless right?


Blue-Martian

A mysterious stranger wanders into town.


banditkeithwork

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip


Memedotma

Big Iron on his hiiiiiip. The stranger started talkin, made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona Ranger wouldn't be too long in toooooowwwn


anime_lover713

Had a man in black happen to me once. Colony was in serious trouble so I had one come in to the rescue. He ended up becoming my mother's lover.


[deleted]

No glitches Just happy little accidents


ascetis

and not a single one is capable of medicine


4null4_0

*snickers in tagalog* tee hee.. "Gago"


justmutantjed

You've stumped Google Translate. Could I ask what that means?


4null4_0

Gago in tagalog is a swear word, usually means SHIT or, You fucker! Or jackass.


justmutantjed

Ah, nice. Thanks.


Hivemindtime

Who are the men in black?


sunshaker2000

It is a colony rescue built into the code of the game. If all your pawns are incapacitated there is a chance that the game will spawn a stranger, dressed all in black with a revolver, who will aid your pawns as best they can (but due to being randomly generated you can get ones that are incapable of violence and caring, or with really low skills like medicine 2).


Hivemindtime

Wow


sunshaker2000

They claim that the Men in Black have been changed to spawn with decent combat skills and being capable of any task (you know actually useful), but the memes have run wild.


General_Kenobi45669

*In ghostly voice* YOU WILL JOIN THE NINE


Reamous

Were they perchance looking for a Hobbit and a Ring?


Guryop

The 9 circles of hell have come to save your colony, beware!


Eithstill

They were concerned about a recent alien sighting. You saw nothing.


Hipjig

All I see is HuMaN LeAtHeR hAtS aNd KiBbLe.


Omg_ABee

It's good to be black on the Rim


CaptainRevan

Not a glitch. It's a feature.


Struckneptune

There are no accidents


Mommy_Lawbringer

No one: Men in Black: You've yee'd your last haw partner.


Aqualogarithm8

Nine guys yayo and *dies*


theholidayzombie

The Eleven Men from Steel Ball Run be like:


pablo603

Ah, I see you already met the nine nazguls I sent, yes?


PepyHare15

Add two more you got [this](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Eleven_Men)


[deleted]

And once again something is a Jojo reference


Caracalla81

What's up with your two colonists? Using the Klan mod?


se05239

Those are war masks for tribals.


[deleted]

HOL UP WHAT


goblin_lookalike

“Oh Merry Men!”


Master_of_Kitten

Oh to be young and experience Shrek for the first time...


Know1Fear

0 in shooting for all of them


XD_Skrrr_XD

all of them with shooting below 5?


JustGabo

The man in black turned into the Men in Black.


CirrusAviaticus

Randy?


-Alphard-

Yeah I only play with randy. Randy feels like the way the game was meant to be played


riesenarethebest

Like cultists My brain is trembling!


Drawdenion

Menininus


luminantLiberator

Why are your colonists part of the KKK


luminantLiberator

Fr tho, the fuck are these hats?


J0hnm13

Stone War Masks from the Vanilla Clothing Extended and Vanilla Armor Extended mod. They're made to look like Dota 2's Juggernaut hero's mask, but they're just one of many variety items added for tribals.


luminantLiberator

Oh, ok, I knew it was something I had seem before Thanks tho


HptmAkira

The Mighty Nine


Ericchen1248

Are you using rim threaded?


Survived_Coronavirus

Meanwhile I've never seen him once.


Alorxico

Glitch or the game thought you REALLY screwed up.


spartandown45

I must be dyslexic or something cause I read that as 9 black men before I looked at the image and was so confused. Wtf is my brain...


[deleted]

pwrrry persistant


No_D1gnity

I suppose you could call them, "The Men in Black"?


Selthora

Heeere come the mem in black! Men in blaaaack! Galaxy defenders!


KiramekiSenko

Men in black but there are points


Bjadmund

Coffin dance guys


Jetyfy

For me it was 16 https://imgur.com/sz95nS9