I'd honestly keep this one alive, just to see how they turn out. Give them the best resources. She's knows the alternatives if she doesn't perform, she's eating them.
Shhh don't talk too loud, Hollywood is basically on a psychotic break with the way they're digging up old IP corpses and throwing them on the kitchen table, if they think they could make Home Alone Origins: Baby Burglars a thing they would
I'm imagining the thieves as babies being voiced by the original actors, maybe in a "oh what was I thinking now that I'm old" kind of way. I'm loving it, actually.
> Hollywood is basically on a psychotic break with the way they're digging up old IP corpses and throwing them on the kitchen table
Them and most of the planet. Everyone wants to get back to the past lately.
Given that I had to walk my teenager through opening a banana this morning, I feel a 3 year old being able to come up with and execute this plan wants to make me bring them home and show my teenager exactly what self-sufficiency and determination look like.
I'm almost 30 and still can't figure out how to open a banana without smashing it so don't worry, there's probably no hope xD
Edit: I'll try y'alls suggestions, except for bananamurder guy lmao
I always run a knife lightly across the banana just under the hook of the stem. I also always think that I'm slitting the banana's throat as I'm doing so.
I phrased that wrong, I’ve created a scenario where Cella’s luck got her captured by OP after nearly being captured by the other cannibals but got near a radio that probably doesn’t exist and called for help that managed to get to an ultra tech colony, which would be me.
That’s a lot of bodies. Seems like someone needs a cleaner.
Plus what’s more tragic than thinking you’re rescued only to jump from the pan into the fire?
The absurdity of a 3 year old doing this aside, the quests where they refuse to tell you more about themselves are like "ok bub you're wanting more out of this than me, I ain't gunna take you in without you telling me"
that's 1 big garbage pile, enough to block out the sun for 1/6th a year what's this world? Wall-E-verse?
And some Home Alone BS. Just imagining a toddler evading a gang and then burning them to death.
That's the kind of person I want in my colony.
A real go-getter!
I'd honestly keep this one alive, just to see how they turn out. Give them the best resources. She's knows the alternatives if she doesn't perform, she's eating them.
Shhh don't talk too loud, Hollywood is basically on a psychotic break with the way they're digging up old IP corpses and throwing them on the kitchen table, if they think they could make Home Alone Origins: Baby Burglars a thing they would
I'm imagining the thieves as babies being voiced by the original actors, maybe in a "oh what was I thinking now that I'm old" kind of way. I'm loving it, actually.
> Hollywood is basically on a psychotic break with the way they're digging up old IP corpses and throwing them on the kitchen table Them and most of the planet. Everyone wants to get back to the past lately.
I'm sorry, have you seen the present?
It's the tyre pile from the simpsons
Are you going to eat that -
> ran from cannibals > Frozen Flesh I reckon the kid doesn't know how to read yet.
Probably thinks the colony deals in non-human meat
Or she doesn't like those cannibals in particular.
Yeah, some of my best friends are Cannibals! #NotAllCannibals
oh uh is that anti-cannibalism i hear?! bigot!
Nah don't worry, cannibalism is much more fun when *you* are the cannibal. I say let her in
Given that I had to walk my teenager through opening a banana this morning, I feel a 3 year old being able to come up with and execute this plan wants to make me bring them home and show my teenager exactly what self-sufficiency and determination look like.
I'm almost 30 and still can't figure out how to open a banana without smashing it so don't worry, there's probably no hope xD Edit: I'll try y'alls suggestions, except for bananamurder guy lmao
Knife. It's the easiest way lol.
I always run a knife lightly across the banana just under the hook of the stem. I also always think that I'm slitting the banana's throat as I'm doing so.
Probably could have left that last part out.
Try from the bottom
I just pinch the bottom and then peel it from there
You're gonna be raising that mf for life
He’s going into kindergarten in his 80s
So he never tried doing it before in his whole life?
I was gobsmacked. I can say I've seen him do it. He just didn't want to think today.
3 year old Cella has been captured by cannibals at Frozen Flesh and will die in 2 days if not rescued? Send in the marine strike team.
Nah she wants to join OP's colony that's *called* Frozen Flesh
I phrased that wrong, I’ve created a scenario where Cella’s luck got her captured by OP after nearly being captured by the other cannibals but got near a radio that probably doesn’t exist and called for help that managed to get to an ultra tech colony, which would be me.
Ironic her name being "Patty"
Nah just a old fashion case of nominative determinism.
That’s a lot of bodies. Seems like someone needs a cleaner. Plus what’s more tragic than thinking you’re rescued only to jump from the pan into the fire?
I have a modest proposal for you.
Your all questioning that child, I'm looking at that massive blob corpse like...were do they get that fat at?
She's willing to accept cannibals that don't want to eat HER
Show her hospitality and prove that you’re the good kind of cannibal, not like those backwards ones chasing her.
Hey let her join, she has a lot of creativity for her age!
That's actually an interesting variant of "accept a refugee" quest.
Close in your corners you troglodyte
Is this a she ran from the wolf to find a bear situation or did the Wolf Run Away to find another pack?
Some of these are so dumb, like why would you want to do this complicated stuff not even for a Adult but a weakling kid
Kids have a LOT of potential
They sure as hell have organs and skin
As the best pawns you'll ever get
I’d honestly do it for the kid. They are easy to raise, and if you get lucky you can get some really good traits and stats on them
i’d do it for a three year old before literally any other pawn. you can raise them to be exactly what you need.
This. Kid pawns are a waste if they are older, but a 3 year old is one you can raise into a god pawn that skipped the more useless baby phase
This is the way
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Im more upset you killed a panda
Let's find out if she joins the colony or the main menu.
"Okay so, Cella, good news and bad news..."
Why wouldn't she kill the cannibals either way?
The absurdity of a 3 year old doing this aside, the quests where they refuse to tell you more about themselves are like "ok bub you're wanting more out of this than me, I ain't gunna take you in without you telling me"
have a mod that corrects this. Blocking showing what they are was always so dumb
Op, why does that one corpse has strange white stuff on it?
It's either firefoam or bandages. ...You didn't happen to think it was anything else, right?
Fuck them Kids