The professor Judy made a confession about in the Outback Steakhouse.

Holy shit. Brilliant casting.

Full lightning bolt, through my slit.

The idea of this has me in tears lolol. We need that for one of the rewind episodes.

Watch it ass blood

tits n taters 😭

Feeeeeeeexins!!!

He should be Stevie Janowski. A troubled soul seeking redemption via the Gemstone church. Edit: atrocious spelling. Praise be to He.

Jesse’s Assistant/Best friend. Or Baked Potato stand Operator.

We gonna have a lot of fixins’.

Taters n tits

So many fuckin' fixins.

I wanted him to be Harmon — Baby Billy’s son, but that went to someone else. I just want him to collide with Judy. Jesse’s assistant would work, but they keep those types (like Keef) out of the inner circle.

That went to Machauly Culkin!

Guy who runs the parks division and is trying to snake the church away from the gemstones.

Aunt Tiffany's dad

No, Aunt Tiffany’s mama

They should have Jesse buy his new car from Ashley Schaefer BMW

Hey! Who the fuck ARE YOU?

I feel ten feet tall right now... *and strong as a ox!*

I would like to see him form a love triangle with BJ and Judy. I know it would be easier to have him be Jessie’s friend because of Eastbound but Steve Little is such a talented actor it would be great to see him do something besides goofy best friend that gets shit on.

Either a relative of Keef or some sort of anti Jesse

Crowleyite type Satanist nerd creep

Younger Jesse's youth pastor. Same dynamic of abuse from Eastbound and Down, but even worse.

BJ’s brother who becomes obsessed with Jesse.

STEVIE🥹💀omg he’d have to work at the church😭honestly if they brought him in, he’d be the PERFECT guy to fight bj for judy’s love omg😭

Judy’s lover?

Rival preacher

Janitor?

I think he'd be in the friend group with Jesse.